Midge tries to get everyone to go to bed. Over in the bedroom, Ter is still screaming about how she already apologized, what more does the stupid bitch want. Midge pulls Mel away and tells her that he’s changed their flight as well, so all Gorgas will be going home together.
Chris Manzo says that Caro tried to avoid the BS as long as she could. But there’s only so many times you can get kicked in the teeth and smile. Okay, tell us again how Ter’s always the victim.
And guess who’s not done yet? That’s right, old Kat from the block! Not having wrecked enough havoc on this evening, she’s now in Ter’s room saying that this was not how she wanted things to go down.
I mean, I thought I’d be much more involved in the actual fight, not just starting it.
Kat keeps going on about how she sat next to Ter, that’s how Ter should have known she was on her side. Then she snivels about how she didn’t bring anything up for any particular reason. She just wanted to talk. Oh, just a friendly conversion about cannolis. Or pizzelles.
Little Mel Sunshine tells Ter that she and Caro have been friends a long time and they’re going to make up at some point. Ter says that after a week on the road together, it’s clearly not happening. She misses her kids, she keeps saying. Me too. It’s not as good without Milania.
Kat says that she’s not the enemy and not to close the walls up so that no one can get in and she can’t get out. It’s a shame, Mel keeps clucking. Ter says that Caro can just hold her grudge. Everyone basically ignores Kat.
Outside, Caro is bidding her brood goodnight. She was worried for Kat, confused about Jacquee, she was angry, she was everything. And then she’s locked in a closet sobbing, “I can’t”. Well, even I have nothing to say about this. I really am a sucker for sobbing.
Ter and Co. drag their leopard print luggage out the door. Mel warns them that they better remember who backed them up. Ter says that it warms her heart that Midge and Mel changed their flights, and hell yeah, she would have done the same for him. Hmm. Debatable.
Ter wants to say bye to Jacquee, but I guess she’s still napping. They head out the door and then it’s time for scenes from next week’s episode.
Could it be?
Oh, yes. We are officially invoking Dina!
Well, I can’t wait for this one. Dina always really got on my nerves, but it looks like she has finally realized her place on reality TV and is ready to make the magic happen. For us, that is. Kisses ’til then…xoxo