Back at the sitdown at the Lauritas, Chris is telling the men that the original plan of Ter and Smurf sharing an RV with him and Jacquee has now changed, due to the fact that Ter and Jacquee aren’t really speaking. Brown Smurf is ignoring all of this while he texts on his phone, probably to “someone”‘s car where he left his wallet the other night. Chris calls him out on it, which makes me like him a little again.
“You mind comin’ wit’ me?” Midge grudgingly asks Smurfy.
“Well, I guess I got no choice,” is Smurfy’s exuberent reply.
They discuss the driving duties, and Midge is further exasperated and pissed off to learn that Smurfy can’t drive at all. Midge tells Smurfy that he’s trying to fix things with Ter, as evidenced by his trip to the psychiatrist with her. To work on her issues, he quickly adds.
Brown Smurf counters that he doesn’t think Ter has any issues. “I don’t see my wife doing anything wrong,” he says moronically. He talks to his sister, his siser talks to me. If you had a problem with me, talk to me. That’s what the convo comes down to.
And then there were “other issues”. Out on the street, apparantly. Midge’s been hearing talk. Then it comes down to some masonry tools that one day, Brown Smurf couldn’t locate in his garage. He finally had to go buy some new tools, only to find the original tools in Midge’s garage a few weeks later.
That’s what this is about. Tools.
“Get this fucker to Sears and buy him some new tools!” yells Lebanese Dilbert.
“I never had a problem helpin’ anybody,” slurs Brown Smurf. Then Lebanese Dilbert pipes in to tell Smurfy that a few months ago he was flipping pizzas and telling everyone he ws a pizza mogul. Then Dilbert points out that he himself pumps gas. And calls himself a gas station mogul, so what’s the argument here? Oh, who cares, let’s just wrap this one up before it gives me a headache.
Chris concludes that the problem is Smurfy thinking he’s better than everyone. Sorry, I thought the problem was poor little sacrificial lamb Jacquee and her saintly concern over the Guidice’s bankruptcy problems?
Listen, there better be blood on that RV. That’s all I have to say.
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