All LIBOR manipulation proves is that global capitalism no longer funtions as a free market. Pass the proscuitto.
The men of course decide that they can let everything go and just enjoy Napa. And wait a minute – they’re only renting the RVs in San Francisco and driving to Napa? Are they fucking kidding me? All this buildup, all these weeks, and they’re getting in the RVs for a grand total of what, 2 hours? And of course they’re still carrying on like it’s hard time on the RV together. Please. THE GIG IS UP. I’m livid.
So, Midge is stuck with yesterdays eggplant parm, otherwise known as Ter and Brown Smurf, mainly due to the fact that Ter and Jacquee aren’t speaking. And Ter and Caro aren’t speaking. But Ter and Midge are sort of speaking, and their therapist told them to definitely not share an RV, which makes sharing an RV officially the best idea ever.
Although, if it was actualy leftover eggplant parm, I’d eat it. I mean, just so it didn’t go to waste or anything. Ugh, I feel so fat.
Midge isn’t thrilled about getting in an RV with the Guidices. He predicts he’ll be locked in the bathroom the whole time on the phone with the therapist. Then he calls Brown Smurf a meatball.
How are you going to be with your brother in law, Chris Laurita asks Midge, fanning the flame. Midge says he just ignores Brown Smurf now and hopes that as things improve with Ter, they will improve with him too. Chris, who is clearly related to Caro, lets us know that he too has heard that Brown Smurf’s been talking badly about him. But he “chooses to ignore it”, which explains why he’s bringing it up with cameras around. He says now he’s just protecting his wife.
Thinking about promoting George to VP of Slushee Machine Operations.
Proving his choice to ignore it, Chris goes on to talk about all the “things I was hearing around town about me and my family”. And get this, Chris L. was hurt because “my financial issues are none of his business”.
But here’s the best part – Chris and Jacquee both agree that Jacquee sacrificed her friendship with Ter to make Ter’s family better. Wh-wh-wh-what? I’m getting tired of the Lauritas. One, they’re both morons. Two, this martyr routine is getting on my nerves. He’s gonna buy back their repossessed furniture, even though they’re bankrupt too. She’s “only trying to help”, while he’s on his cell phone inviting Caro over.
And now, he’s calling a meeting to discuss how to handle the Guidices, which just means talking about the Guidices. Maybe it’s good they’re only in the RV for 2 days. They’re probably just going to drive it around and around and around in circles.
Jacquee thought they would be friends forever, and she’s glad that Ter reached out at in the supermarket parking lot. Over at Ter’s she’s doing laundry too. The demon baby finds money in the laundry basket. Instead of using it to buy groceries like a normal bankrupt person would, Ter instructs the 2 year old to shove it down her “bubbies”.
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