So I guess we’re skipping the first night of camping. Probably everyone was sleepy from the long travel day. We catch up the next morning in the Wakile RV, where Gay Sidekick and Vito are asking for breakfast and Kat and Lebanese Dilbert are complaining about the lack of privacy. It’s sort of domestic, for an RV.
Over in the G/G RV, it’s another story. Everyone’s sprawled out and sweating to death. Turns out, Brown Smurf got cold in the middle of the night and cranked the heat up to 101 degrees. 101 degrees. Does a booze/steroid combo make you chilly?
Ter and Brown Smurf languish in bed and then Mel hops in. She snuggles with Ter and starts feeling her up. She tells Ter her boobs are like “brick houses”, then talks about how her boobs are “like, real”. Ter tells us that Mel is a toucher. She always would grab Ter’s ass, but the boob grab is a new thing.
Dynasty meets Jersey. LOVING this look.
And in the tent, it doesn’t look like a barrel of laughs. The hightail it over to the Manzo RV, where things don’t get any better for Chris Manzo, who catches what I’m sure was a fully intended glimpse of Midge’s penis. “Like a regular penis, only smaller,” Chris explains.
Mel is fake horrified. “He’s proud of Tarzan,” she explains. But why the need to whip it out all the time? What if Ter catches a look? Given this family’s screwed up dynamic, I would not be shocked if that were the plan. Why don’t you go feel Ter up again.
Kat makes her bed and begs Lebanese Dilbert to “fix yourself, please”. The problem is a blurred out erection. It is all class, all the time on the Wakile RV. Mel comes in cooing to Gay Sidekick, but is swiftly disgusted by Dilbert’s dilbert and runs screaming from the trailer.
Someone’s cooking eggs and bacon on the grill, and Kat’s in the kitchen trying to bake muffins in the convection oven. Which is just like a regular oven, so I’m not sure what the problem is but the Cannoli Queen comes up with a mushy mess. Not her usual bake sale in a parking lot quality.
Gay Sidekick laughs at her and laments the production of a mere two muffins. Lauren looks positively furious at the prospect of no muffins. Caro tells us so far, so good – she’s enjoying the Wakile’s hospitality, Midge and Mel are “a trip” and she’s even enjoying Brown Smurf’s company. She’s intentionally staying away from Ter so they don’t end up ruining the whole trip.
And then it’s Kat’s turn to stir the pot, since Ter isn’t in the room. She informs Jacquee and Caro of Ter’s visit last night and how nice Ter has been. Jacquee agrees. “Were you happy with the outcome?” Caro asks through pursed lips. Jacquee says that she and Kat are in the same position with Ter -she wants to mend things but she gets “caught in the middle”.