“She cant’ spell it!” Lauren cries joyously. So? I don’t give a shit who writes Ter’s blogs. This is all for entertainment, remember Lauren Manzo? In the public eye and all? ”Well, it was great seeing the new and improved you,” Andy tells Lauren somewhat dubiously.
Next on the hot seat – oh, it’s Jacquee again. This time, viewers want to know what’s going on with her face. She says she’s always done her lips, and she has filler in her cheeks. Nothing permanent, she adds. Is she done, Andy wants to know. ”She’s done,” Caro answers for her. She’s so not.
Well, was a brief topic. Next up is Ter’s apologies to everyone in In Touch magazine. Andy wants to know if she meant it. Of course she did, if she doesn’t mean it she doesn’t do it.
It was part of my seven cover deal to mean it.
Caro’s not having it. She reminds Ter that she called her the c-word, so it’s a little hard for her to believe now that Ter loves her and apologizes. Mel wants to know specifically what’s up with Ter and the c-word. ”I’m sick of talking to your weave, can you turn around?” she asks Ter. Then it’s time for Ter to deny wearing hair extensions, but again, truth, lie, all pretty much a rhinestone studded grey area for Ter.
That takes us to a real reunion highlight, and that’s the the GLITTER EYESHADOW SHOWDOWN. Yes, this one definitely gets capped. Somehow, Ter translates the hair extension comment to Mel copying her by wearing glitter eyeshadow, which according to Ter, is what she wore at last year’s reunion.
Jacquee speaks up to say that this is the kind of thing Ter would always come to her complaining about. ”I don’t care if she copied you with your feather skirt!” Jacquee screeches. I’m sorry – feather skirt? We’re talking about it with no visual? That’s so mean.
More yelling over each other! Who could have predicted this twist? Jacquee calls Ter calculating, while she herself puts all out there. “I don’t hide behind fake sources,” she sneers at Ter. Yeah, and you’re totally fucking boring.
Then comes the question over the magazine cover that touted Ter having a baby boy. Even Andy was like, “Is she?” Ter’s explanation is that they asked her if she wanted to have a boy, she said yes and they just printed whatever they wanted. Shrug. Moving on.
Caro says that no one cares what she’s saying to the tabloids, but when she uses their names it’s a problem. Someone yells “Bankrupt and scared!” Then Caro tells Ter she’s “whored out your 11 year old daughter” to the tabloids. Oh please, Gia’s been begging for a publicist since she was 5. Also, there is apparently, a teen version of In Touch, which is really scary.
Ter turns this all into, of course, everyone being insane jealously of her. She just thinks they want to be in the tabloids too. Maybe sort of true. Bet the Manzos would be selling a lot more BLK water with an OK deal. “Nobody wants to be you!” Jacquee screams.
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