Andy yells at them to “hold on!” cause come hell or high water, they are stretching this thing out for three parts. Has Ter seen or talked to any of them, he asks? Only Mel, we are told. She and Antonia attended Gia and Milania’s birthday party. Combo birthday parties? Times must be tougher than we thought.
Ter then tells us that the only reason she even knew Mel was coming to the birthday party was because she told some website nobody ever heard of that she would be going to the party. “She only did it for the public,” Ter explains. So let’s hear Mel’s side. She was at a “red carpet event” the night before –
I was at a frozen yogurt shop opening.
And random website asked her if she had spoken to Ter. Mel said no, but that she would be seeing her this weekend at a birthday party. The reason this was not RSVP’ing to a website, is because Mel never RSVP’s. It is simply a known fact that if invited, she will attend. Well – okay, I doubt she would have deprived the kid from hanging out with her cousins, but given the fact that she hasn’t spoken to Ter at all, she could have sent a smoke signal or something.
After the party, I guess Mel took Gia aside and asked her to come to her car so she could give her some presents. Cause everyone knows how much Gia loves Mel. Almost as much as she loves the sore loser book. Ter complains about this too, although I can’t really see the harm in giving a kid presents. Ter is also agitated over Mel dropping off Easter baskets at the kids’ schools. Easter baskets – well, that’s just pure evil.
“So what happened at the birthday party when you went to leave?” prods – oh, hello Jacquee, and if I might ask – WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH YOU? Jacquee informs us that Ter grabbed Mel’s arm. An arm grab? Nooooo! Were the authorities alerted? Mel confirms the arm grab, or is it THE ARM GRAB?
“Yeah, I know alllll about it, my friend was there,” trills Jacquee in her very best third grade voice. A “friend” at the party, a “friend” texting you – tell us again about the nervous breakdown you suffered over your severe case of innocence.
Ter brings up a time, who even knows how long ago, when Jacquee said in a blog that Ter never said anything bad about Mel and Kat. Following? Jacquee says that was before Mel and Kat were on the show and therefore before they became the object of Ter’s wrath.
Jacquee says that before the Gorgas were cast, whenever they would show up at an event, Ter would tell Jacquee and Caro not to speak to them because Mel only wanted camera time. Meanwhile, Mel and Ter are having a sidebar fight over whether Ter loves her brother, Mel, the kids or any of the above.
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