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Oh, but she does want more. Like all confident, well-adjusted ladies, Ter now wants her cheating husband to fuck her in the vineyard. That’s right – in full view of the entire camera crew and a table full of people who already thing they’re trash, she practically rapes him in the vineyard.
Back at the table, Vito is dancing around with wine spilled all over his shirt and telling us that his pickup line in college was “I’m Albie Manzo”…til he met a girl who actually had sex with Albie Manzo, and then that gig was up. In other news, Caro appears to have opted for the no bra look, which at age 50, you would think she knows better.
Back in the vineyard, Brown Smurf, having just gotten off the phone with his whore is now trying to get his wife the hell off him. ”I ain’t doin’ it,” he yells, then calls her a “fucking whore” which seems to be a real turn on for her. He finally agrees to “just get it over with”. Soooo hot.
Back at the table, everyone’s got their eagle eye on the sex show. Is she angry? Is she laughing? Mel reports that she is lifting her dress. ”Her chuckie’s showing,” Lebanese Dilbert informs the group. Why do they call it that? Actually, forget about it, I don’t want to know the back story on that one. Jacquee decides that since the attention was all on Caro, Ter needed to go do it in the grapes to swing it back her way. Either that or she’s insane. Or a sex addict. Or just making really, really…disturbing television.
Someone comments that if he doesn’t want her in the bedroom, why would he want her on gravel? They finally return to the group and deny the vineyard quickie. It looks like Midge is jealous. Everyone admires the view and then the most boring and most uncomfortable dinner party ever is over.
The next morning, Ter is still unfazed by the fact that her (most likely) cheating husband wants nothing to do with her. She tries to make out with him in bed and he won’t even kiss her. He actually pushes her off him. It’s sad and gross.
Then Jacquee’s doing Ter’s hair. Actually, a really good portion of the rest of the episode is everyone doing everyone else’s hair. Jacquee mentions that Chris wants to have a “talk” with Brown Smurf, related to the rumors he’s heard around town, mentioned at the Meeting of the Meatballs. Oh, and of course the old standby about how no one in this group holds a grudge.
Then, fearful that people might sort of be getting along for five minutes, Jacquee asks Ter if she’s enjoying her time with Mel and somehow, Ter’s conversation with Kat comes up. That’s right, pizelles and sprinkle cookies. Again. Also, Ter without makeup looks exactly like Gia.
The best part is Ter saying that we don’t see her making snarky comments like Kat does. Reeeeealllllly. Then it’s dinner time and I see the most beautiful hand made mozzarella and could these people be any less deserving? Al and Albie Manzo have a nice father/son moment about the new business, and an opportunity to wax poetic about family.