Then it’s time for Caro to get the dirty orange rag on her head fixed up. It’s Salon Kathy Wakile. Kat tells us they have a mutual respect for each other, which means that she kisses Caro’s ass and Caro tolerates her as long as she stays in the sanctioned blood-feud with Teresa.
Kat talks about how it’s been a good trip, whether it’s avoidance or whatever, everyone’s getting along so well. Of course she queries Caro about the state of the union between Ter and Jacquee and Caro informs her that they have officially agreed to disagree on the definition offriendship.
And speaking of Jacquee, here she comes with her now patented fake laugh. Did she forget how to real laugh? It’s cringeworthy. She tells the mean ladies that she and Ter have indeed made up and being the nice, supportive family and friends they are, they do everything they can to passive aggressively talk her out of it. You’re getting along? How are you getting along? Is it because you’re avoiding each other? But hey, live and let live and all.
Jacquee tells the squawking chickens that she’s Ter’s friend if she needs her, and if not then she’s staying out of it. So what’s wrong with that? Jacquee finally grows one bone onto her spine and tells Caro and Kat that they’re in a good place right now and she doesn’t want to go backwards. Which is exactly what Mel said. I wonder if this is Ter’s plan? To be so utterly difficult and make everyone so furious that when she comes back in the picture everyone’s just happy she’s not flipping tables over at them that they go along with whatever she wants.
And then Caro really drives in the knife. She says she sees “movement” toward Mel and Jacquee on Ter’s part… but not toward Kat. Saint Kat says it’s no biggie, she’s happy to just let the Gorgas have time to mend. ”Sit next to her at dinner,” suggest Jacquee. Oooh, sitting Ter next to the the one person she’s not talking to on the trip. Getting warmed up.
“Hope there’s a lot of wine down there,” comment Caro. Everyone is dressed up, and the they head back out to the vineyard for dinner. And hopefully, no sex. Ever. Well, that we have to see or hear about. Which brings us back to no sex. Ever.
Someone comments that Ter and Kat look like cousins. Ter does not seem excited by this news. Chris Laurita makes a nice toast about how it’s their last night and he’s looking forward to spending more time with all of them. But it’s not enough. Ter has to make a toast too. Okay, everyone ready for THE SNUB?
She thanks Chris and Jacquee for inviting them. She loves the time she spent with Mel and Midge. Oh, and happy 50th to Caroline. And, uh, that’s about it. It was a great week, she concludes and then toasts.
And the lack of a shout out in Ter’s toast has got Kat pissed. And Caroline too. Gay Sidekick gestures for her to raise her glass, but she snottily says that she does not raise her glass to mean toasts.