Captain Needy likes nature DVD’s. Ginger helped raise his sister? Is there more to that story? RomCom likes insects, fish, you name it. Latoya is okay with animals as long as they don’t sneak up on her. Apparently Trey has been dubbed Grandpa by other people too, which we learn in his interview when he accuses the other roommates of drinking more than he does, despite the fact that Latoya apparently doesn’t drink and Swift and RomCom never seem all that drunk either. He claims he’s less likely to get hangovers, despite the fact that Mo’Rum and Latoya seem to be the early risers in the house.
“When I was their age, I was in Korea, and shots meant DUCK, not, DRINK!”
The roomies end their “interview” with a swim test. Latoya is the only one that struggles, and the show goes to commercial break for suspense because apparently we’re supposed to think she’s going to drown? Anyway, Swift comes to hold her hand until she’s rescued by an employee. Apparently contact lenses, fake eyelashes, and salt water go together about as well as Grandpa and messes. Also, apparently she managed to step on a sea urchin, which Swift dubs “karma.”
No, karma would be if she decided to blame you for this.
Anyway, apparently they’re cool now? It was nice of Swift to come back for her. And now they have a shared hatred/fear of sea urchins.
Assignment announcements! Grandpa and Ginger are “Dive Operations,” which apparently involves snorkeling in some capacity. That’s all we learn. Latoya and Captain Needy get to feed sharks and hang out in sting ray tanks. Mo’Rum, RomCom, and Swift get the much-coveted job of working with the sea lions.
On the boat ride back, Latoya recovers from her ordeal in time to get Rikky’s number. After a brief montage, she heads back into town to third wheel RomCom and Grandpa for dinner. Grandpa comments that they should steal silverware because they’re “running out.” Dude, that is not how silverware works. If you’re too lazy to wash what you already have, how is adding more to the mess going to make you any happier?
Not to mention, what the hell happened to those Depression-era values? Shouldn’t you be grumping about this terrible throw-away society in which we live?
Lee! He’s in the restaurant and joins them for a bit. Sadly, he informs Latoya that Little Lee has a girlfriend. She is shocked and informs Lee that she was mislead by Rikky’s eye-smiling. She is pretty hilariously, dramatically heartbroken.
Swift and Captain Needy are enjoying some drinks, and Needy says he hesitates to bring up his rough upbringing around these people he’s known for a week or two. After some encouragement from Swift, we learn that he was a “donation” family growing up, and his Christmas presents had to come from strangers instead of his mom.
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Page 3: Cpt Needy has been vehemently accused on not actually being from “Southie” and I can assure you no man from that part of town would be caught dead saying “Super Cute” if they were from there.
True Story: ” I had a manager back in ’08 who was from Southie; he worked in a more uppity part of the city. Traditional Southie guy, son of a firefighter, been dating the same chick for 12 years with no plans to marry and his own name plate on the bar in front of his stool at the L Street Tavern (for all you Good Will Hunting fans out there that is a real place) and he NEVER once told anyone from his neighborhood where he worked b/c he was ashamed he would dishonor his father’s memory by wearing a suit and working a white collar job. So no, VA Southie men don’t say ‘super cute’.
At ease.
Thanks, Gypsy! I love that I can always count on you guys to have a fun anecdote!
Either that or a long winded pointless story but thank you anyway!!!!
So, how did I miss the LaToya not drinking thing? Was I zoned out during that part of the episode? Also, I specifically remember her taking a shot of rum after getting off the plane during the first episode (she didn’t like it, but she took it). Also, your sentence “despite the fact that Latoya apparently doesn’t drink and Swift and RomCom never seem all that drunk either.” is blatantly false. Swift spent the entire last episode completely wasted!
And, no, I never thought for a second that Alyssa was actually coming. They wouldn’t have shown that much lead-up unless she was going to stand him up. I have to say, if I were the Captain I’d be a bit needy myself in his situation. Getting stood up like that after being the only one no one in the house finds attractive can’t help one’s self-esteem!
Also, 2 really important mysteries that need to be explained:
1) how the heck did Captain get a CELLPHONE? Isn’t this against rules? Did they give them phones this season so they could call Lee to get back to the island?
2) WAFFLES? I noticed that too while watching the episode. I’m thinking these kids don’t know how to fill ice trays, so the waffles were acting as ice packs. Either Marie was super hot (not sure if they have air conditioning) or had some mysterious double ankle injury?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Captain Needy’s response to the accusations of his not being from South Boston but from Quincy:
Captain was extra pathetic this episode. I alternated between feeling bad for him and laughing at him.
Trey once again proves he’s a dick face by throwing all the roomies under the bus about drinking. What a nerd. I was surprised he wasn’t more self obsessed during the interview.
Laura still sucks.
So, can someone explain to me why the Southie thing is a big deal? I feel kinda embarrassed having to ask, but seriously, I don’t get it.
@Liz, I don’t think you need to be embarrassed. I don’t get it either, but I’m fairly certain it’s just a Boston pride thing and would put money on the notion that nobody outside of that area gives a crap where this kid is from.
I did, however, enjoy his claims of not caring, and then going on to justify more. Once insecure, always insecure, Cap’n. Oh, and you very much DID say you were an addict.
Thanks Judgy!
Liz and Judgy it’s just that…Southie the Irish suburb of Boston much like the North End is the Italian. Both are very prideful and it’s considered poor taste to misrepresent either neighborhood as your own especially if you are of the likes of Captain Needfulthings.
Plus, everyone up here wants to be the next “CT” from Boston so, claiming you are from a neighborhood perceived to be tougher than Charlestown, MA where CT claims to hail from gives the illusion they are tough or next in line for the throne. (as the have dubbed CT “Real World Royalty” everytime he makes a club appearance in this city.)
It’s really all gag worthy but part of what makes the RW and the challenges so great, just something else to snark on.
I understand, I just can’t necessarily relate because I think East Coast pride is way more prevalent than Midwest. I am from Minneapolis and while I think a lot of natives here have an elitist attitude in which they don’t really think there’s a world outside of the Twin Cities, at the same time it wouldn’t matter if you lied about WHICH part you’re from as long as you’re from the area in general.
I gotcha Judgy. Here it’s quite the opposite. Msot are trying to pretend they are someone from somewhere they are not.