Real World Recap: Egg on Your Face


Grandpa puts a sign on the side of the kitchen counter, at approximately knee level, that says “Clean up after yourself. Thank you.” A true problem solver, that Grandpa. Ginger and Mo’Rum retaliate by smearing the entire counter with peanut butter and drawing pictures in it. All I could think while watching is how IMPOSSIBLY peanut butter is to clean up, but they’re still my favorite.

So, as much as I love Lee, I think peanut butter is the unofficial eighth roommate this season.

They draw stick figures of all of the roomies (except Mo’Rum, apparently). Once Grandpa sees them smiling and knows they’re going to clean up, he allows himself to be amused. They have some serious cleanup trouble, and it results in Mo’Rum sliding Ginger’s shirtless body back and forth across the surface of the counter. Latoya, once again a girl after my own heart, requests that they remind her never to eat off of that counter.

Behold the Ginger mating ritual, in which he slathers himself with the most ginger of food spreads.

“Later this season:” Jet skis! Mo’Rum’s white girl dancing embarrasses Latoya! St. Patrick’s Day! Prank wars! Latoya and Swift disagree on whether or not they hooked up! Captain Needy isn’t clean! Mo’Rum flirts(?) with another guy, sending Ginger into a self-destructive tailspin! Trey’s “girl back home” wants to meet RomCom! OMG, drammmmz

Sorry for the late recap AGAIN this week, Gasmii. Hopefully you’ve had some Olympians to ogle as a distraction. MP, any favorites? I’m enjoying Ryan Lochte, myself. What do you think of the job this year? The jobs never really cause any drama anymore, but this one at least looks like fun. Did anyone actually think Alyssa would show up? Was it hard to watch Captain Needy get let down or should he have known better? What food would you like to use to make a mess? Is Little Lee’s relationship status sketchy?

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Page 3: Cpt Needy has been vehemently accused on not actually being from “Southie” and I can assure you no man from that part of town would be caught dead saying “Super Cute” if they were from there.

    True Story: ” I had a manager back in ’08 who was from Southie; he worked in a more uppity part of the city. Traditional Southie guy, son of a firefighter, been dating the same chick for 12 years with no plans to marry and his own name plate on the bar in front of his stool at the L Street Tavern (for all you Good Will Hunting fans out there that is a real place) and he NEVER once told anyone from his neighborhood where he worked b/c he was ashamed he would dishonor his father’s memory by wearing a suit and working a white collar job. So no, VA Southie men don’t say ‘super cute’.

    At ease.

  2. 2
    VirginiaApple
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Thanks, Gypsy! I love that I can always count on you guys to have a fun anecdote!

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Either that or a long winded pointless story but thank you anyway!!!!

  4. 4
    jerseyj
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    So, how did I miss the LaToya not drinking thing? Was I zoned out during that part of the episode? Also, I specifically remember her taking a shot of rum after getting off the plane during the first episode (she didn’t like it, but she took it). Also, your sentence “despite the fact that Latoya apparently doesn’t drink and Swift and RomCom never seem all that drunk either.” is blatantly false. Swift spent the entire last episode completely wasted! :)

    And, no, I never thought for a second that Alyssa was actually coming. They wouldn’t have shown that much lead-up unless she was going to stand him up. I have to say, if I were the Captain I’d be a bit needy myself in his situation. Getting stood up like that after being the only one no one in the house finds attractive can’t help one’s self-esteem!

    Also, 2 really important mysteries that need to be explained:

    1) how the heck did Captain get a CELLPHONE? Isn’t this against rules? Did they give them phones this season so they could call Lee to get back to the island?

    2) WAFFLES? I noticed that too while watching the episode. I’m thinking these kids don’t know how to fill ice trays, so the waffles were acting as ice packs. Either Marie was super hot (not sure if they have air conditioning) or had some mysterious double ankle injury?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

  5. 5
    LastCall
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Captain Needy’s response to the accusations of his not being from South Boston but from Quincy:

  6. 6
    plockeness monster plockeness monster
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 6:08 pm

    Captain was extra pathetic this episode. I alternated between feeling bad for him and laughing at him.

    Trey once again proves he’s a dick face by throwing all the roomies under the bus about drinking. What a nerd. I was surprised he wasn’t more self obsessed during the interview.

    Laura still sucks.

  7. 7
    Liz
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    So, can someone explain to me why the Southie thing is a big deal? I feel kinda embarrassed having to ask, but seriously, I don’t get it.

  8. 8
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    @Liz, I don’t think you need to be embarrassed. I don’t get it either, but I’m fairly certain it’s just a Boston pride thing and would put money on the notion that nobody outside of that area gives a crap where this kid is from.

    I did, however, enjoy his claims of not caring, and then going on to justify more. Once insecure, always insecure, Cap’n. Oh, and you very much DID say you were an addict.

  9. 9
    Liz
    Posted August 5, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Thanks Judgy!

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 11:04 am

    Liz and Judgy it’s just that…Southie the Irish suburb of Boston much like the North End is the Italian. Both are very prideful and it’s considered poor taste to misrepresent either neighborhood as your own especially if you are of the likes of Captain Needfulthings.

    Plus, everyone up here wants to be the next “CT” from Boston so, claiming you are from a neighborhood perceived to be tougher than Charlestown, MA where CT claims to hail from gives the illusion they are tough or next in line for the throne. (as the have dubbed CT “Real World Royalty” everytime he makes a club appearance in this city.)

    It’s really all gag worthy but part of what makes the RW and the challenges so great, just something else to snark on.

  11. 11
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 11:01 am

    I understand, I just can’t necessarily relate because I think East Coast pride is way more prevalent than Midwest. I am from Minneapolis and while I think a lot of natives here have an elitist attitude in which they don’t really think there’s a world outside of the Twin Cities, at the same time it wouldn’t matter if you lied about WHICH part you’re from as long as you’re from the area in general.

  12. 12
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 11:10 am

    I gotcha Judgy. Here it’s quite the opposite. Msot are trying to pretend they are someone from somewhere they are not.

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