Real World Recap: Fustercluck

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By VirginiaApple | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 | 9:09 am | 17 Comments
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Philipo says he goes to New York every two months or so to shop and hang out, and not-so-subtly tries to find out if Mo’Rum is single.  When he finds out she is, he promptly mentions just having broken up with his girlfriend.  Mo’Rum looks uncomfortable in the moment, but acts all happy that Philipo might like her back when she gets to the confessional.

For some reason, she feels the need to recount this for poor Ginger, who tells us he knows Mo’Rum is attracted to Philipo’s money, but he has no idea how much of it is her having fun and how much is for real.  After what appears to be a long, uncomfortable ride home, Ginger is too drunk to make it off the boat and lands right back in it.  He finally makes it to land with some help from Swift, but his ego is more bruised than his body could possibly be (and that’s saying something, because his body is pretty bruised).

So, how’s that “controlling the drinking” plan working out for you?

Latoya tries to have a conversation with Swift about how illogical it was for him to flip out over her laughing.  He babbles some more (like he did at 4 AM) about the other roomies not knowing “the whole situation.”  She says his reaction was still ridiculous, and I have no idea what Swift thinks he’s saying, because all I hear is incoherent stuttering.  Literally, to me it sounds like static is coming out of his mouth.  (You see, kids, back before cable boxes, we had these things called antennae…)  He claims to be secure, but she tells him he reacts differently to men and women and he needs to “work on it.”

Next, they end up dragging Mo’Rum and Ginger into this.  As if I didn’t feel bad enough for Ginger already.  Somehow, this leads to Swift claiming that he hooked up with Latoya, earning vehement denials from both Mo’Rum and the woman herself.  Swift insists he was going to “gladly” keep it under wraps, but he could not look less broken up to have made this revelation.

“Oh my goodness, this cat just fell out of this bag.  I can’t even imagine how that could have happened.  OOPS.”

He tells us they “got it in” in St. Croix, but the only video we get is a shot of each of them separately followed by a shot of a door closing.  So basically, no video evidence whatsoever.  Swift insists that he’s not going to let anyone make him look like a fool.  Except himself, I guess, because I certainly didn’t think he was a fool until all of this bullshit.  Or maybe I did during his other stupid fights, but I forgot until he picked this fight.  Gotta stay in Challenge consideration somehow.

Latoya insists that she’s classy, not trashy, and Mo’Rum knows Swift isn’t Toya’s type.  Ginger also thinks Swift is lying, and somehow after Swift walks away Mo’Rum starts blaming Ginger for something. Backing down, I guess?  Everyone gets super-dramatic about this situation all the way into a commercial break.  Oh look, this guy shouldn’t have been texting and driving and now he has brain damage.  Thanks for that ray of sunshine, mtv.com!

Here’s some nice scenery as a reward for all you’ve put up with this season, Gasmii!

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17 Comments

  1. 1
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:41 am

    “Listen, guys, I’m already deep into this Lifetime movie, so I’m not going to be able to give full focus to your season-long Degrassi arc.”…I’m in stitches!

  2. 2
    jerseyj
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 10:31 am

    I hated Mo’Rum in this episode. Leave the guy alone. He’s being mature and walking away from a fight and you get on his case for it? And, “fat Betty Draper plus 20 years”! Hhahahhahhahahhahaha. I laughed out loud at that one…so true!

    As much as I hate to say it, I kind of believe Swift over Toya. Those two were flirting like crazy at that point and she doth protest too much. Although photographic evidence would be nice.

  3. 3
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 10:48 am

    You know for some reason I believe Swift as well. We all know that even though everything is filmed there is always a workaround.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 11:01 am

    Gotta agree. Why would a guy lie about a hook up. A girl has much more to lose than a guy when it comes to admitting to a hookup.

    I’ve even gone so far as to think LaToya not drinking is calculated too. I think she wanted to be on the Real World but not be a drunken disgrace like those in the past like ohhhhh Trishelle!

    YES! Can’t wait for the challenge! DANNY WES AND MELINDA, oh my!

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 11:02 am

    I believe Swifty also. I don’t know that they had sex but I do think that there was some making out and heavy petting. I mean it’s cool Toya, you’re in St Croix have a little fun.

    Mo’rum was a bitch this entire episode. She and Swift don’t like each other, but she does seem to egg him on. Then when she said she didn’t like the guys talking to him I think she thought they were going to say something about his drinking which would have left her with no one to drink with. Didn’t SHE have a conversation with Ginger about not hurting himself?!?!!?

    It is much more manly to walk away from a fight then get beat up because you can barely stand up.

  6. 6
    Liz
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Omg, the Lifetime/Degrassi comment was freaking awesome.

    I actually believe Latoya. It totally makes sense to me that Swift would lie about it, because Swift clearly does not respect women, and thinks he needs to be above them. I can totally see in his mind, that if he slept with her, that “proves” he’s above her. Especially if he feels threatened by her in any way, if he banged her, there’s no more threat, he “won.” So just one little rant here – seriously he makes me so angry with the way he thinks about women. I hate that he wants Ginger to like, put Marie in her place as the man or whatever. Or when he said no “WOMAN” will talk to me like that. As if a woman saying it is so much worse than a man. How dare she pretend she’s an equal, and talk to a MAN that way. Okay, /rant.

    But seriously, wtf with Marie this episode? She’s going to tell Ginger he needs to stop letting people tell him what he’s doing wrong, by telling him what he’s doing wrong? So, he should listen to you but no one else about what he’s doing wrong? That’s logical. Also, seriously, the whole don’t walk away from a fight? Wtf? Especially because it felt like she just wanted someone to punch Swift, knows that’s a bad idea for her, and thinks Ginger is the most likely to do it for her. That’s effed up.

    How are there fresh meat if it’s season vs. season? Confusion.

  7. 7
    plockeness monster plockeness monster
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    How has Cap’t Needy been my fav these past 2 episodes?!?!

    Mo ‘rum and Swift don’t get along b/c they are both totally into themselves. They both needs lots of attention and when they don’t get it, they turn on each other and yell and get everyone in the house involved b/c the are at the maturity level of 5 year olds.

    Rum was absolutely heinous. She yelled at Ging for letting people dictate his emotions and walking all over him, yet she turns around and does the same thing. You can tell that she MIGHT have had some feelings for Ging, but she got bored and moved on. She is stringing him along b/c she can. She completely feeds into his insecurities. You can’t tell me she didn’t know what she was doing when she was telling Ging that Phillipo was “totally hitting on her.” Another example, Rum telling Ging that he needed to confront Swift. WHY?!?!?!

    I think Swift and Toya hooked up, but I don’t think they had sex.

    Rum is such a twat box.

    OHMMMMMGEEE! Can’t wait for the challenge. Here’s to someone punching self proclaimed “Greek God” Wes. I also hope there are some fatties b/c I have been missing the fat jokes around here :(

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Plock, I was with Gypsy BF in my blding’s parking garage last Friday and we both had to do a triple take b/c we thought we sawbanas driving down the ramp. I tell you this b/c it lead to an evening of he and I screaming, “Ya Dumb BITCH!” all night.

    Ahhhhhh- can’t wait for some fat jokes and a few dumb bitches here and there!

  9. 9
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    saw Bananas…jeeeeez

  10. 10
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Probably because Swift can fight another man for speaking to him the way Marie does. Or at least lock up with him. Marie’s mouth is wreckless and Swift is frustrated because he can’t do anything about it.

    Guys do have a code, so that’s why he’s asked Ginger to get his girl. Not to disrespect Marie, but out of respect for Ginger. He likes him so he doesn’t want to disrespect Marie with Ginger right there.

  11. 11
    jerseyj
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    1) so excited about the new season of The Challenge
    2) I don’t see any Fresh Meaters in there…and it wouldn’t make any sense in Battle of the Seasons. Who did you think you saw?

  12. 12
    Liz
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    @classy – That helps me cut Swift some slack. Thanks for that!

  13. 13
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 6:55 am

    Psst, Firefox plus Adblock equals no mtv.com barrage of commercials. I had no idea how scary mtv.com was until I tried watching TeenMom on my friends computer…what is it for every 5 mins of show they show 15 mins of commercials?

  14. 14
    considerthis
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Marie is a cunt and Philipo is a gay camera whore who faked interest in Marie to get his 15 minutes as I am sure it was well publicized in St. Thomas that the freakshow was in town and with no gays cast – Philpo went with the most masculine cast member he could find.

  15. 15
    MichyPR
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    I’m guessing fresh meat refers to people from the more recent seasons that have not been in challenges before?

  16. 16
    jerseyj
    Posted September 3, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    @MichyPR, Fresh Meat refers to people who first appeared on the Fresh Meat Challenges. There were two challenges called Fresh Meat I and II where they brought on people who hadn’t been on Real world or Road Rules. They are the “fresh meat”.

  17. 17
    michypr
    Posted September 3, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Right, Vinny, Mandi, Theresa,etc But if they are doing battle of the seasons,assuming the teams are divided by season, would there be an all FM team?

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