Real World Recap: Fustercluck

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By VirginiaApple | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 | 9:09 am | 17 Comments
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Out at a bar, Mo’Rum and Ginger obviously opt for $30 all-you-can-drink wristbands.  At some point, the power goes out, and a girl says that one of Swift’s roommates told her he was gay.  Naturally, he’s pissed, and this time he kind of has a point.  It’s one thing for the roomies to make jokes with each other, but let’s not drag strangers into their stupid drama.

None of them will take credit for it, although Mo’Rum apparently wishes she did it.  Swift repeats (for the umpteenth time) that every girl he gets “looks better than” Mo’Rum.  Dude, Betty White looks better than Mo’Rum.  Girl goes HARD.  RomCom tries to push Swift away and yells at them to stop because they’re being annoying.

Oh, I’m sorry, are you annoyed, dear?  What goes around comes around, etc.

Swift claims he doesn’t want to deal with “drama and pettiness.”  Well, he certainly seems to have a knack for it!  He whines to Ginger about Mo’Rum making his time miserable, and says Ginger is blinded by love.  Ginger doesn’t want to get on the boat, but Mo’Rum and Latoya tell him not to be a bitch (like Swift).  Mo’Rum actually tells him to “hit the kid already.”  Oh, honey, you do not want that.  He’d get sent home and you’d only have Latoya left to hang out with.

Back at the house, Ginger tries to sit down and talk to Swift, but Swift insists on waiting until Ginger is sober to talk.  They go back and forth for a bit, before Ginger finally gives up.  Somehow, Mo’Rum thinks this makes him look like a bitch, even though this is another one of those rare cases when Swift has a point.  Naturally, Ginger is not happy to hear that he looks soft for not forcing a conversation with Swift that would have inevitably turned into a fight.  Mo’Rum’s Staten Island attitude is coming out in spades (it’s always been there, but it’s intense this episode), and I’m liking her less and less.

The next morning, Swift decides that going to church will bring him some peace of mind, so he heads out to go do that.  Excellent, now how do we get some freaking peace of mind after this clusterfuck of an episode? 

Mo’Rum tells Ginger that when he gets mad, he should find something else to do instead of letting Swift talk him down, because it’s “not a good look.”

Speaking of “not a good look,” it’s Fat Betty Draper Plus Twenty Years!

Swift comes back from church a changed man.  Captain Needy:  “You went to church?”  “Yeah.”  “On purpose?!”  HA!  Sober Captain Needy is kind of awesome sometimes.  Swift reads some scripture about being nice to enemies.  What a wonderful sentiment.  Anyway, time will tell if he is truly cured of picking stupid fights and not respecting women!

Swift leaves a note on Latoya’s bed and a slice of apple pie in her top dresser drawer.  Needless to say, she’s suspicious of his motives, and he doesn’t help his case by grinning the whole time she’s accusing him of poisoning the pie.  Apparently he went so far as to say “Muahahahaha” in his note.  Latoya says an apology would have been a less suspicious gesture, but he doesn’t offer one of those.  They’re both smiling though, so maybe things are on the mend between them.

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17 Comments

  1. 1
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:41 am

    “Listen, guys, I’m already deep into this Lifetime movie, so I’m not going to be able to give full focus to your season-long Degrassi arc.”…I’m in stitches!

  2. 2
    jerseyj
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 10:31 am

    I hated Mo’Rum in this episode. Leave the guy alone. He’s being mature and walking away from a fight and you get on his case for it? And, “fat Betty Draper plus 20 years”! Hhahahhahhahahhahaha. I laughed out loud at that one…so true!

    As much as I hate to say it, I kind of believe Swift over Toya. Those two were flirting like crazy at that point and she doth protest too much. Although photographic evidence would be nice.

  3. 3
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 10:48 am

    You know for some reason I believe Swift as well. We all know that even though everything is filmed there is always a workaround.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 11:01 am

    Gotta agree. Why would a guy lie about a hook up. A girl has much more to lose than a guy when it comes to admitting to a hookup.

    I’ve even gone so far as to think LaToya not drinking is calculated too. I think she wanted to be on the Real World but not be a drunken disgrace like those in the past like ohhhhh Trishelle!

    YES! Can’t wait for the challenge! DANNY WES AND MELINDA, oh my!

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 11:02 am

    I believe Swifty also. I don’t know that they had sex but I do think that there was some making out and heavy petting. I mean it’s cool Toya, you’re in St Croix have a little fun.

    Mo’rum was a bitch this entire episode. She and Swift don’t like each other, but she does seem to egg him on. Then when she said she didn’t like the guys talking to him I think she thought they were going to say something about his drinking which would have left her with no one to drink with. Didn’t SHE have a conversation with Ginger about not hurting himself?!?!!?

    It is much more manly to walk away from a fight then get beat up because you can barely stand up.

  6. 6
    Liz
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Omg, the Lifetime/Degrassi comment was freaking awesome.

    I actually believe Latoya. It totally makes sense to me that Swift would lie about it, because Swift clearly does not respect women, and thinks he needs to be above them. I can totally see in his mind, that if he slept with her, that “proves” he’s above her. Especially if he feels threatened by her in any way, if he banged her, there’s no more threat, he “won.” So just one little rant here – seriously he makes me so angry with the way he thinks about women. I hate that he wants Ginger to like, put Marie in her place as the man or whatever. Or when he said no “WOMAN” will talk to me like that. As if a woman saying it is so much worse than a man. How dare she pretend she’s an equal, and talk to a MAN that way. Okay, /rant.

    But seriously, wtf with Marie this episode? She’s going to tell Ginger he needs to stop letting people tell him what he’s doing wrong, by telling him what he’s doing wrong? So, he should listen to you but no one else about what he’s doing wrong? That’s logical. Also, seriously, the whole don’t walk away from a fight? Wtf? Especially because it felt like she just wanted someone to punch Swift, knows that’s a bad idea for her, and thinks Ginger is the most likely to do it for her. That’s effed up.

    How are there fresh meat if it’s season vs. season? Confusion.

  7. 7
    plockeness monster plockeness monster
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    How has Cap’t Needy been my fav these past 2 episodes?!?!

    Mo ‘rum and Swift don’t get along b/c they are both totally into themselves. They both needs lots of attention and when they don’t get it, they turn on each other and yell and get everyone in the house involved b/c the are at the maturity level of 5 year olds.

    Rum was absolutely heinous. She yelled at Ging for letting people dictate his emotions and walking all over him, yet she turns around and does the same thing. You can tell that she MIGHT have had some feelings for Ging, but she got bored and moved on. She is stringing him along b/c she can. She completely feeds into his insecurities. You can’t tell me she didn’t know what she was doing when she was telling Ging that Phillipo was “totally hitting on her.” Another example, Rum telling Ging that he needed to confront Swift. WHY?!?!?!

    I think Swift and Toya hooked up, but I don’t think they had sex.

    Rum is such a twat box.

    OHMMMMMGEEE! Can’t wait for the challenge. Here’s to someone punching self proclaimed “Greek God” Wes. I also hope there are some fatties b/c I have been missing the fat jokes around here :(

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Plock, I was with Gypsy BF in my blding’s parking garage last Friday and we both had to do a triple take b/c we thought we sawbanas driving down the ramp. I tell you this b/c it lead to an evening of he and I screaming, “Ya Dumb BITCH!” all night.

    Ahhhhhh- can’t wait for some fat jokes and a few dumb bitches here and there!

  9. 9
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    saw Bananas…jeeeeez

  10. 10
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Probably because Swift can fight another man for speaking to him the way Marie does. Or at least lock up with him. Marie’s mouth is wreckless and Swift is frustrated because he can’t do anything about it.

    Guys do have a code, so that’s why he’s asked Ginger to get his girl. Not to disrespect Marie, but out of respect for Ginger. He likes him so he doesn’t want to disrespect Marie with Ginger right there.

  11. 11
    jerseyj
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    1) so excited about the new season of The Challenge
    2) I don’t see any Fresh Meaters in there…and it wouldn’t make any sense in Battle of the Seasons. Who did you think you saw?

  12. 12
    Liz
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    @classy – That helps me cut Swift some slack. Thanks for that!

  13. 13
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 6:55 am

    Psst, Firefox plus Adblock equals no mtv.com barrage of commercials. I had no idea how scary mtv.com was until I tried watching TeenMom on my friends computer…what is it for every 5 mins of show they show 15 mins of commercials?

  14. 14
    considerthis
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Marie is a cunt and Philipo is a gay camera whore who faked interest in Marie to get his 15 minutes as I am sure it was well publicized in St. Thomas that the freakshow was in town and with no gays cast – Philpo went with the most masculine cast member he could find.

  15. 15
    MichyPR
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    I’m guessing fresh meat refers to people from the more recent seasons that have not been in challenges before?

  16. 16
    jerseyj
    Posted September 3, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    @MichyPR, Fresh Meat refers to people who first appeared on the Fresh Meat Challenges. There were two challenges called Fresh Meat I and II where they brought on people who hadn’t been on Real world or Road Rules. They are the “fresh meat”.

  17. 17
    michypr
    Posted September 3, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Right, Vinny, Mandi, Theresa,etc But if they are doing battle of the seasons,assuming the teams are divided by season, would there be an all FM team?

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