Real Chance of Love: Ankles and Cankles and Knee Caps, Oh My!

Since this is for a video for Real and Chance, they should be visible during this part of the song. Chance says no one could see him with all the “knee caps, cankles and ankles” . I replayed that three times to make sure he said cankles. I didn’t know men where aware of cankles. Now I have another body part to worry about.

The guys generally liked the dance at the bar because of the ending. At the end, the women pulled the men down behind the bar. It was kind of cool and at least they were listening to the song.

Finally, team three. These are Baker’s group and they are in front of the mansion with two guys on motorcycles. The girls come walking out and shake their butts at the guys and do their sexy cat walk and their booty shake. They do not block the guys faces and they seem to pull it off pretty well.

They gather all the groups back together and say the girls were all good but the winner is, Baker’s group. So all the girls on Baker’s team get to go out with the guys. Before they leave, Chance and Real see Hot Wings crying because she wants to spend time with Chance. Chance sees this and is impressed because he is looking for love.

They get all dressed up in their finest evening wear and get in a big limo and head to one of my favorite places on earth. Hollywood Park. It’s a horse racing facility and I’ve been there several times with my parents. It’s beautiful. Since Real and Chance have horses we aren’t surprised they spend their time at this venue.

The girls are sitting at tables talking and eating. PS is sitting at Chance’s table and she is getting kind of grossed out because he is making out with a couple of the women. Mamacita is acting like a cat in heat and Baker is nearly having sex on the table, so to get Chance’s attention, Flirty raises up her leg straight in the air. I guess she was calling the waiter or something. She keeps doing this and it does the trick, or she does a trick whatever, she has Chance’s full attention as he strokes her leg high above her head.

That’s a new one for behavior at a dinner table, how would you like to be sitting across the table from that one. She lifts her leg and you can see her crotch or her underwear if she happens to be wearing some. Yikes, well I guess she wins the Miss Congeniality Award this week for the woman with the friendliest legs.

Meanwhile, back at the house Blonde Baller is on the phone with her “Best Friend” Dale again. She is tired of being in the house with all women and she misses her Best Friend.
Blah, blah, blah,she said all of this before and it was boring the first time. Junk overhears this and runs to tell the other girls. She thinks BB has a guy back home who is a boyfriend, not her best friend. Who cares? And more importantly, why did the producers make her call twice in this episode, we could have noticed it with just one call. Do I smell a set-up? I hope this doesn’t get as predictable as some of the other “reality” shows.

Back at the race track, Aloha is talking to Real and she tells him that she had a stripper pimp and he beat her, stole all her money and drove her to the desert and left her to die. Real says ” you had a pimp?” Aloha says “no a stripper pimp”, but Real replies “that’s the same thing to me.” That’s the same thing to me too Real, I’m glad we agree on something.

So Aloha is getting upset and says that Real doesn’t believe her, but he says he does and says it’s like an R. Kelly video. Aloha is bawling, Real thinks she might be nuts.

When the date ends, the women are all home and PS says that it seems like the strippers don’t know how to act in public. I guess Flirty’s leg in the air was a little too much. Junk is spreading it all over the house that BB has a boyfriend back home named Dale. What a night.

The next day at the pool, PS says that BB has a boyfriend back home. She says this loudly and Real and Chance look up and want to know what’s going on. BB is upset and she goes back in the house with all the girls calling after her and saying that she has a boyfriend. The women are acting like a pack of wild dogs and BB is lunch.

Chance goes into the house to see what’s going on with BB. She says that Dale is her friend, and that’s all he is. Chance doesn’t know what to believe. It looks like Chance will run after you if you cry. I hope the other women notice this trait it could be useful.

Meanwhile back at the pool, Real is all over Doll. He is looking in her eyes and talking about her pierced tongue. Hmmm. Pierced tongue.

The guys decide it’s time to eat. So they send the women inside to get the food to grill and this is where the fun begins.

Aloha pulls out a package of raw salmon and opens it then slices off a piece and eats it. One of the other girls see her do this and gets grossed out and asks her if she knows that it’s raw and she says yes and that she likes it.

Real asks what’s going on and Aloha says you grab the fish, break it’s spine and eat it right out of the water. Real looks at her and says she needs to go and get more “domesticated”.

Aloha flips out. She starts crying and screaming about how this is a serious matter. Real says she can’t take a joke.

Back outside a couple of the girls are missing and Chance asks where they are. One of the girls said they are inside because Aloha is upset. Real rolls his eyes. He is not interested in a crazy person. Meanwhile we can hear Aloha screaming from in the house. Nice bunch of women, every week one of them turns into a raving lunatic.

So we finally get to the Elimination ceremony. This week, the men are dividing the women between themselves. So some with get Real medals and some will get Chance medals.

The producers manage to drag this out for a long time, but I’ll just give you the list because there was no drama. Aloha is nuts and said that she thinks Real is nuts too. He really didn’t like that comment and thinks she is just crazy. Chance realized she is crazy too, especially after she freaked out at the racetrack and told the sad tale of the R. Kelly video of her life.

Real picked Doll, Lady,Pocahontas, PS,Classy, Sassy and Apple. Chance picked Baker, Hot Wings, Spanish Fly, Flirty, Mamacita, Junk and Blonde Baller. Which means that this week Aloha is out.

In the end the fact that she is crazy is the reason she is leaving. She says she is not scandalous, she’s just crazy. Real tells her that she really eliminated herself and then tells her goodbye.

She laughs like a hyena a few more times and then she goes home.

It seems like after a girl acts just a little nuts, they get booted. Maybe Real and Chance are both super sensitive to crazy because of their earlier exposure to New York? Whatever it is, it’s making the show a little dull. But there’s always next week and the ladies haven’t gotten rid of Blonde Baller yet, so let’s see what happens.

Until next week,

TVannie.