Something stinks around here and it’s not these two. Even the skunk doesn’t want to spend time with P.S. We should change her name from P.S. to PU.
So onto this week’s challenge. The boys gather all the women together and divide them into two teams. They tell the girls that Real is developing a line of hair care products so he can share his haircare with the world. Real has very pretty shiny hair and I could see how other people would want to know which products he uses to get his hair to be so soft and shiny.
Your hair can smell like mine, if you buy my Real Silk Hair Products. Real takes a big whiff of his hair.
His brother Chance is developing a line of skin care products. The skin care includes a lip balm and a sunscreen and some other lotions and face cream. The skin care line and hair care lines both look like decent products. They have mostly natural ingredients and the packaging looks good.
Each team will develop an infomercial. One team will do the hair care line and the other team will do the skin care line. The team with the best infomercial will win a date with the guys. They give the girls one hour to work on the pitch.
Team one must make the presentation about Chance’s Skin Care line. Team one includes Hot Wings, Blonde Baller, Baker, Flirty and Spanish Fly. Team two is PS, Sassy, Doll, Poca, Classy and Mamacita. Team two is promoting the haircare line.
Both teams pick the host, writer, director and begin to work on their presentations. It’s obvious right away that PS’s team seems to be very organized and they are confident they will win this challenge and get a date with their man. They are looking at this like a professional work assignment. Basically it looks like they are all just posers trying to act like they have done ad campaigns in the past. I guess if you count being strippers and as a PR job, you have a point.
Spanish Fly, Hot Wings and Flirty working on the skincare line before the audition.
Over on the other team, Hot Wings is the host and the other girls are helping. Hot Wings looks lost and says “Trying to read and host is like trying to be the President of the United States.” I had no idea that Hot Wings even knew we had a President, good for you honey!!
Meanwhile back on the other team, PS is once again making a bad comparison. I wonder if she knows she is saying these things out loud?
PS says that it’s like the Strippers (other team) vs. The Office girls, she knows they are smarter and she knows they will do a professional job. I don’t know about who is smarter, but BB doesn’t think an hour is enough time when you’re working with brain dead strippers.
BB makes good observations and does not mince words, she tells it like it is. That’s kind of refreshing. Plus, no one on the skincare team looks like they are worried except for Hot Wings and that’s only because she is the host. Oh well, if they lose it’s only one challenge lost right? Plus, they have all the big boobs on this team, except for the biggest boob, Mamacita.
The women all pile into separate vans and head to the studio. At the studio, they are introduced to the guest judge for this episode, it’s the famous long haired high energy Tony Little! This guy knows all about being successful in an infomercial.
Tony Little is the guest judge. Whoops, that guy isn’t Tony Little, he’s Little Tony. Sorry about that.
Here we go, this is Tony Little not Little Tony. I was wondering why he was dressed like Elvis.
It’s widely known among TV pitchmen that Tony Little was the inspiration behind “The Ladies Man” on SNL.
Tony tells the women they need to be high energy and do something that will make someone want to buy what they are selling. If people are bored, they will just change the channel. The girls are each given 15 minutes to practice on the set and then it’s show time.
Real, Tony Little and Chance try to get the women excited about their pitches. Sadly only one team understood the assignment.
First up is Hot Wings group pitching the skin care line. I was expecting a really bad performance, but surprise, Hot Wings got the high energy excitement from Tony Little and she really stepped up and put on a good show. As the different ladies stopped by to try the products, it was a little unorganized, but it was funny, not a bit boring and Hot Wings was a really good host. They guys were all laughing and nodding their heads. Good Job ladies, no one saw that one coming.
So now it’s time for PS’s team. Mamacita and Classy are hosting together. Mama proves that there is little to nothing inside her head. Unfortunately for Classy, every time Mama has a line, she just sits there and smiles. She forgot everything she was supposed to say and there were a lot of awkward pauses with Mama just sitting there giggling.
Mama did not take this challenge seriously even though some people need serious help with their hair. Like the lady below who is losing her battle with her hair which is in danger of taking over the planet!
This is no laughing matter, this woman needs hair help quickly before her hair takes over the entire state of Texas!
Mama’s giggling is pissing everyone off, but she is dumbstruck and can’t say a word except “ummmmm” or the ever popular “iiiiiiiiiiiiii”. When someone asks her a question she fumbles it and she is terrible. The only thing worse than her not having anything to say when they were introducing the product, is when she has nothing to say when someone asks her a question. It makes me wonder how she interviewed for this show.
The only bright spot during the audition was when Doll came out and said she used the products on her hair . Doll was really a good and pleasant host. She should have been the host. Doll was the most natural speaker and they didn’t use her until the end. Most people would have changed the channel after the first few minutes.
I have to admit, I was totally shocked at Hot Wings pitch. When she was rehearsing she was awful, but she really took the advice from Tony Little seriously and she acted very excited and eager to talk about the skin care line.
Hot Wings demos the skin care line. She’s an awesome host and makes a good impression on the judges.
And as far as Mama and Classy? Well, they were boring, unorganized and had a lot of awkward pauses. The Stallionaires pretend to fall asleep while the hair care group was performing. The boys liked Doll and wanted to know why she wasn’t the host. Personally, I’m wondering why no one is accusing Mama of being a traitor and purposely ruining the sales pitch. Maybe they aren’t as suspicious as I am or maybe they realize she’s not smart enough to do that.
Pay no attention to the boobs on the stage and listen to what Mama and Classy have to say. Unfortunately, these women couldn’t get the judges attention even with Mama’s big boobs on stage.
The boys give their critique and so does Tony Little. He tells the skin care group that they had high energy, were funny and he liked it. He said they were a little unorganized, but they made up for it by their delivery. On the other hand, the other group was slow, no energy and had everyone changing the channel. So the winner is the skin care group.
Hot Wings is a great host and her team wins this challenge.
However, PS is about to shoot herself in the foot again, she says that the other group was “ghetto” and that her group was professional. If they wanted them to just act stupid and laugh, they could have done that, instead they gave a professional performance.
And then PS does it again, she says her group is like the ladies from “The View” vs. Ghetto. Oh, my. I don’t think this went over very well. She says Ghetto like she is saying the n-word and that is not missed by Real and Chance.
Under duress, enemies often bond together to defeat a common enemy.
The winning team gets to go out to a club for drinks and dancing. Hot Wings is pouting in a corner because Chance is making out with BB and Baker. Except for HW, all the rest are having a great time.
The next day, a tattoo guy comes to the house with his needles, art books and ink to do tattoos. Some of the girls are actually getting tattoos to show their love for the guys. I guess they don’t realize that after the show is over, the tattoos remain. Just ask the stripper from Rock of Love who sports “Brett” on the back of her neck.
I can’t imagine just opening a book and pointing and saying put this on my back or ankle. Bad haircuts grow out, so do perms and bad dye jobs. Tattoos do not go away unless you pay a lot of money and then it hurts more to get the tattoos off than it does to put them on.
Can you guess who gets a tattoo on her boob?
Yup, Mamacita is tagged with her nickname and two cherries. This is one needy chick.
Baker, gets the word “Stallionette” across her side. Chance likes it. BB thinks the women getting tattoos to prove their love for the guys are stupid. I agree, but it makes for good TV. I can’t wait until they try to explain it to their friends.
Mama comforts Chance while he is getting inked. Don’t worry, she doesn’t smother him.
Chance is flirting with Mama. He tells her that she should go back over to Real, but she likes Chance and no surprise here, she wants him back. Real says he is suspicious that Mama might be a “flip-flopper”. Gee Real, you think she’s just with you to make your brother jealous?
Sassy and Real go to the pool alone to talk. Stay out of the water, Mama’s been peeing in it.
Hot Wings, not wanting to leave good enough alone blows up at Chance when he is joking around with her. Not a good impression right before eliminations. HW can’t take a joke and she’s still angry that Chance was making out with everyone but her on their group date. HW does not like to share anything especially her man.
So here we are, it’s elimination time. Why don’t they do this inside the house? It’s obviously freezing outside, the women are standing on risers shivering in tiny little dresses and no underwear. The guys are wearing parkas. Ahhhh reality TV, making scantily clad women shiver for over 20 years.
First up, Chance gives his first chain to BB. She is very happy to be the first one picked this week. Before Real gets the chance to give out a chain, PS interrupts him and says she needs to talk to him. Real is surprised but let’s her come over.
PS tells Real that she doesn’t want to be here anymore because it’s making her into someone that she doesn’t like. That’s code for “I look like a racist idiot and I don’t want more of my real personality to be recorded for all to see”
P.S. tells everyone that she is a rich-ass woman. Yup one look at P.S., I think of the word ass too.
But before she can leave, Real has something to say to her. First, he was not going to give her a chain anyway, he was going to cut her. Second, the reason he was going to cut her is because she offended him buy the use of the word “ghetto”. The way she said it and what it implied, she doesn’t know who he is and what he came from. Face it PS, you’re racist and were using the word “ghetto” for something much worse.
The guys decide that since PS is gone, no more eliminations tonight, but they have one change to make. Mama goes back to Chance’s team and she couldn’t be happier. It’s about time she made it back to the guy she really liked. She just couldn’t relate to a man who didn’t surround himself with enormous breasts.
Chance welcomes Mama back to his team. Finally back among the herd of the enormous breasted women and glad to be separated from the small breasted boring girls she perceives to be smart.