RHONJ: MiniCap

20 Comments

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   Some guy
   Posted September 10, 2012 at 8:12 pm

   Milania teacher should get hazard pay . Parent teacher night would be a treat Joe drunk telling the teacher what a loser he/she is and Teresa lying to the teacher that she never acts that way at home. Telling the teacher that they suck and maybe Joe offering a make out. I wonder if they want the school to potty train her. One problem with there perfect daughter law suit.

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   2muchbravo
   Posted September 10, 2012 at 9:09 pm

   I CANNOT believe DonCaro said she thinks Tre is trying to drive a wedge between her and Dina.
   Puhleeze lady this hate for Tre is consuming you. Get off your self-importance train.

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   MaudTherriault
   Posted September 10, 2012 at 10:24 pm

   Is it true Albert has a long-term mistress named Jill?

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   NotwithoutmyTV
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 4:35 am

   I always respect high-profile people who say that they would never, ever for public office, or who have been on reality TV and say that they would never, ever go back to it, always earn my respect.

   And then, like Dina, they invariably let me down.

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   Gypsy
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:25 am

   I love how the editors are pitting Caro’s career against Tre’s. Otherwise, MORE MILANIA!

   ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Sleeper episode.

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   hot cawfee
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:52 am

   I saw about 10 minutes of this epeisode and will watch the full one when it airs again. There was a first and second season marathon on Sat–of course I watched it. I am no Dina fan–I still maintain she is a pot-stirring witch of the first order. And I wonder just how much of the problems with Tiny Caro are based out of Albert and Tommy and the Brownstone. Just a thought. I know there are alot more siblings Tiny Caro doesnt speak with.

   @ 3 Maud– NO !!!! Tell me and give deets please. I had read about his “dalliances” and on WWHL Tre tossed some bitchy at Caro’s marriage. This is the first I have heard of a name.

   I had no idea idea how much I missed Milania–have a rocking academic year demon seed!!!!!!! Send Aunt Cawfee a picture for the fridge!!!!!

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   POOCHIE129
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 6:02 am

   Just discovered your site , love all the recaps….Just one question
   Did I miss something? Why is Victoria slutty?
   I want to be in on the joke

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   cloudsinmycoffee
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:02 am

   I kept having to repeat to myself that Kathy didn’t attend college because her shock and dismay at the size of the room was hilarious. I’m sorry sunshine, did you expect the plaza for your spoiled shit of a daughter? Fuck you and your bug eyes. I was annoyed at this whole high expectation of dorm rooms. Even in Ivy League colleges, your freshman dorm room is gonna suck ass! As you progress they get moderately better but for fuck’s sake, its her first year. She’s not gonna live in squalor, it’s just smaller than what she’s accustomed to, and good! Let her ass become accustomed to something different so she can bloody learn to appreciate what she has. Shit. Nowadays college is a privilege, not a given, so send her to a school that will educate her, worry about the graduation rate and the experience of the professors, not the size of the gotdamn dorm room. Geeze.

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   caligal
   Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:29 am

   @Clouds….exactly! And what was all of that “will there be someone to do her laundry?” bullshit? Oh, no, you dumb bitch. Teaching Victoria to do laundry is YOUR job as a PARENT. It’s part of that whole life skills thing they are supposed to learn. The whole college trip seemed staged. Kat is just UGH! to me.

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    Reagirl
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 7:32 am

    I was a huge Dina fan, and this whole episode made me sick. The way she hissed and smiled while talking to Ter, it was OBVIOUS she was enjoying hurting her sister, in public on television. That made me sick, b/c Caro, as bossy and self important as she can be, has never said a nasty word about her sister. It was just really ugly of Dina and made her look really sleazy. If you consider she stayed off of the show for so long, because of the “craziness” only tocome back to fan the flames of nastiness? With Ter, no less? That’s just disgusting.

    Ter is a hag, her husband has conversations with his mistress ON AIR and she infers about Albert’s dalliances? Please. That woman is so delusional its just gross.

    I did love how Kathya nd her daughter were aghast about the dorm rooms. I would have felt the same way though, (never went to college) but I’m an unabashed bratt who doesnt like other people in my stuff. And sharing a room that tiny? Ew.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:22 am

    Don’t we all know that Lebanese Dilbert and Bug Eyes will rent Slut an apartment anyway? So, what was up with the charade in the first place?

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    labowner
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Still no mention of a new season for this franchise.

    Wow Dina, I didn’t like your snob attitude before and you have sealed it. You are a super bitch. No wonder Caroline was the only one who would help you during your divorce and I see that was a mistake on her part. Hey thanks for all the help and the sugar daddy sis but fuck you.

    Chick, thanks for hanging around for this ride and the recaps. Never would have lasted this long without them.

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    Gypsy
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    @Derek my thoughts exactly…Slutty McDilbert won’t be living on campus…and Kath, get a grip Uof M is a great school. Kudos to Victoria for wanting to branch out. I just wish she wasn’t such a mouth breather that would help her out a lot. (I know, that was bad…)

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    Rosemary's Baby
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    These ho’s have ruined my love of animal prints. Animal print clothes, pajamas, luggage, purses, place mats, wrapping paper, sheets–what have I forgotten?

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    2muchbravo
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    Wasn’t Dina the shit-stirrer behind the Danielle book thing at the salon?
    Does she have an abnormally large mouth and lips or what? And, I love that they kept her stumble in.
    Yes, I

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    2muchbravo
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    (Sorry getting used to new computer. It keeps skipping all over the place.)
    Yes, think I have heard the Don Caro isn’t speaking to some other siblings.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 4:51 am

    @ 15 TooMuch– I believe Dina was– I always felt that Dina showed the book around at Chateau (wow first season-good times) and thus began the problem. She did it b/c she is a pot-stirrer and to retaliate for what ever “rumors” Danielle was spreading about her. I think Dina has always had someone clean up her mess–probably Tiny Caro–and we all saw season one (if not I highly recommend it–you get to see Gregg with more hair and Vito and a small uncredited cameo of sis Cookie-a fave of mine)

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    2muchbravo
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:07 am

    It’s amazing how all these women who don’t hold grudges can’t let shit go.
    I don’t recall ever having seen Greg in season 1. I remember Cookie and Frannie, though.

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    polk8dot
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 11:57 am

    @2muchbravo ‘And, I love that they kept Dina’s stumble in.’

    I think there was NO stumble at all. She seemed to have been trying to extend her few minutes on this show. The ‘stumble’ looked fake as hell, the ‘ooooooooh, it may be swollen’ and ‘ooooooh, I might have broken it’, and the whole 5 minutes of sucking up camera time on a non-existent issue were just purely ridiculous.
    She could not just walk in like everybody else, oh no, she is DINA! (gigantic eyeroll)
    No, she had to stroll in after the whole thing already started, because god forbid she’d have to share spotlight at the step-and-repeat. And she had to blow the tiny mis-step into a fricking bigger ‘poor me’ moment than if she’d really broken the f-ing foot. Because again, god forbid nobody would notice how self-sacrificing she was for Tre’s sake, and what a trooper to go with a hurt foot (my eyes are still rolling).
    I can’t stand her put-on airs of kindness and caring, when in reality she’d just as soon stab you in the back and twist the knife. She is so FULL OF HATE towards Caro she was practically dripping with it last night. And the joy and pleasure she so clearly got out of hearing how Tre upset, offended and then argued with Caro, made me sick. Dina is a nasty-ass bitch who will blame shit on everybody else, and take the side of anyone who will suck up to her, as long it is to her benefit. She turned to be a gross, vile woman.
    Her telling Tre ‘oh, if THIS is all Caro is upset about then she’s silly and you did nothing wrong’, followed by ‘if you ever write anything BAD abABOUT ME, I’ll FU@K YOU UP’ was, to me, an admission that in truth she agrees with Caro that Tre’s book was offensive and meant to hurt.
    I do not comprehend how a sister can have sooooooo much hate towards her siblings, especially the one who helped her so much. I think she’s probably one of these people who show you their weakness and beg for help, and then the moment they are back on their feet they HATE YOU for having seen them in that awful state and being the one who helped them out.
    Plus her f-ing fake laughter drives me nuts. It is even more artificial than Tre’s and Jax’s.
    No wonder she is Tre’s best friend for over a decade – their personalities are very similar; self-importance, delusions of grandeur and hate are great bonding agents.

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    cherrylipgloss
    Posted September 13, 2012 at 10:42 am

    @Maud…..that Jill person was all I wanted to know abou t too….somebody spill it!!