Now that the RV trip through the 9th circle of hell is finally over, it’s time to set the stage for whatever happened before last years reunion…and it all starts with the return of Dina Manzo!
It better be.
To be honest, the return of Dina is sort of anti-climatic. We’ve really already seen what she has to say in the previews. “Blood is thicker than water, ” says Tersesa.
“Unfortunately, not always,” replies Dina.
Well, there you have it. Now I have to write a whole recap out of it.
In other news, it’s back to school time (cicrca 2011? 2010?) for the RHONJ kids, and that means Milania is starting kindergarten!
Gonna cut a bitch with some craft scissors.
I will say this much – Mel has her kids up and at ‘em bright and early, Midge is making lunch and she’s getting the whole thing on video. Ter gets her demon seeds up like a half hour before school, Brown Smurf’s still in bed…and guess whose kids miss the bus?
Meanwhile, Kat and Lebanese Dilbert take their slutty daughter to the University of Maryland to go college shopping.
Dressed for a Carnival Cruise? But why?
And of course, there’s more debate about the RV trip and the big showdown between Caro and Ter, although even these ladies seem bored of it by now. Caro lands a radio show outside of the high profile community college game, and she and the rest of the Manzos proceed to sit there in dead air and completely screw it up. All together now…another Manzo succ-
Eh, who are we kidding.
See you soon for all the details…Kisses, CB.