RHONJ: MiniCap

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   Ohiomom
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 8:19 pm

   OMG! I will never sing Deck the Halls again without thinking of that comment. Thanks for taking the time to brighten up my boring day with your beautimous snark. Love me some June.

   I haven’t made it past the Fa la la’s. cannot wait for your full recap.

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   LaurenB52
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 8:39 pm

   I feel like Caroline came off the best here, not that it was a horse race. Tre as usual is heinous, immature, delusional etc.

   Jac is the one I hate the most though because I STILL don’t get what SHE is so angry about?? And a year later?? Diff people believe diff people were to blame for THE set up, but even Mel wasn’t as mad at Tre as Jac seemed to be and she wasn’t even involved until she inserted herself into the drama. She’s just so damn over dramatic it’s hard to believe anything she says.

   Why is it that Jac always has some ‘friend’ who knows everything that’s going on? A ‘friend’ told her about the PFS set up, a ‘friend’ has a secret recording implicating Teresa and a ‘friend’ was at the birthday party and saw Tre twist Melissa’s arm, but when pressed she can never reveal her sources or provide any evidence. It’s all very convenient.

   Jac strikes me as someone who, once she has decided something, goes to all lengths to convince other people that she is right, even if the lengths she resorts to are ultimately worse than the original offense. She has to have the last word, and that includes swearing on kids, yelling over people, bashing people on twitter for a year, having one sided text convos etc. I noticed this back when she used to argue with Ashley. She would keep going when 95% of people would know that it was time to go to your seperate corners and cool off.

   P.S. All sympathy to Jac for Nickolas, and that segment was heart wrenching, HOWEVER, why did she feel to the need to swear on her son ‘who is autistic’? If it were CJ would the swear have been meaningless? That struck me as a little. . .calculated. Just saying.

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   LaurenB52
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 8:43 pm

   Oh and a little bit of the other side of Kathy came out at the end there didn’t it? Not defending Tre but how is what she said about her father being there for Kathy and Rosie worse than what was said about her parents?? Is it because her parents are alive and Kathy’s father is deceased?

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   Ohiomom
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 11:19 pm

   @Laurenb52…I watched with the close captioning on to catch all the witchiness. Teresa started it by calling Kathy a piece of shit and disgusting after Andy asked Kathy about the Teresa’s book signing. Then it got nasty from there. Kathy seemed to be saying normal catty stuff and the Teresa would the it one step further. She said Kathy almost got a divorce and Teresa’s mother knows it to. That is when Kathy called Teresa’s mother a liar. Teresa then called Kathy garbage. Then Teresa said Kathy needs to tell her father that. Kathy called him a coward for not staying to talk to Kathy when she came to talk to him. Then Teresa said Kathy used to worship her father and her father did more for Kathy then Kathy’s dead father. Then when Kathy says don’t you dare bring up my father Teresa smugly says Yeah three times. Rubbing it in Kathy’s face. That is what unleashed Rosie. And I do not blame her. Screw Teresa. Her parents are alive. If someone spoke ill of my deceased father I would pull a Rosie on them also.

   It is sick that Teresa calls her cousin garbage and disgusting and a piece of shit them acts all holier then thou when Kathy says something back. Calling out her mommy like she is an innocent child.

   It sounds like a lot of what we call “way way back disease” between family members.

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   Ohiomom
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 11:26 pm

   Love it when Teresa asks all innocently “who’s yelling?”. Kathy…”you know who’s yelling.” I want a Rosie on my side. Melissa is like.. “Rosie is going to kill her.”

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   Polk8dot
   Posted October 2, 2012 at 12:18 am

   I can NOT imagine that Teresa has any fans left after that performance. Unless they are as f-ing damaged beyond repair as she is…
   I have never been a fan of hers, from the get go, but after last season I actually stopped watching this franchise she was so SICK.. Then I read some recaps, and decided to catch up on all episodes I missed. I think that was the reason my view of her became so crystal clear – watching her hate filled, garbage spewing, gross, jealousy-deformed face for a few hours in a row really puts it all in a new light.
   I admit to actually having as much disdain for her as I’d have for the worst of the worst dregs of society. And the reason is that she is just as SOULLESS and PSYCHOTIC. I fully believe that, had the circumstances been different, she’s have no qualms about physically assaulting a person, setting their house on fire and kidnapping their kids, as long as she knew she’d get away with it. I think she is just that sick motherfu@#ing ho’. I know it may sound ridiculous to a sideline observer, but after being immersed in ‘the culture of her’ for some time, I truly believe that she is insane and has severe psychopathic tendencies.
   I have also NEVER ever before this reunion seen a person physically drip with hate, jealousy, condescention, and viciousness. The level of VICIOUSNESS is truly frightening in that one… EVERY single thing out of her mouth last night was HATE, HATE, HATE.
   I am so grateful that her true rotten-hollow soul shone thru finally. She took this show, that used to be just pure stupid fun, and turned it into a Teresa-run hatefest of gigantic proportions. I hope that the rest of the women remain steadfast in their refusal to film with her, even if it means being dropped. Nothing would make it worthwile to have this sick, demented, delusional, psychotic bitch in my life and around my family and friends.
   I’m convinced that she’s lost any moral base she might have been given as a child, and has now turned into a ‘just get away with it OR lie your way out of it’ robot.

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   Cupcake623
   Posted October 2, 2012 at 4:06 am

   Jac has always been immature, has to have the last word type person. It’s unbecoming because she’s a mom and 40+, but the swearing on the autistic child thing is gross and calculated.

   I get why she feels the need for everyone to agree with her about T. The woman still has hundreds of sycophants, teamTeresa fans who tweet her about her awesomeness all day long, a handful of pro-T blogs that still maintain that she is a victim in all of this.

   As far as her famiily issues, she had a leg to stand on last year. But they are on the show now so that grievance needs to die. They could apologize for allegedly going behind her back but that wouldn’t fix anything and it would be disingenuous because they both wanted on the show to make money – just like T.

   Her blog is ridiculous. The only credible thing she says is about the lapband issue. Lauren should just cop to being a lazy barely employed 20 something. Surgery is for people who have tried everything not for someone who wants to lose 30 lbs in a pinch.

   T’s blog laughably says how now she feels sorry for Danielle because she realizes all these years she was friends with the mean girls. Nevermind the fact that after season 1, it was she who led the “lets burn Danielle at the stake” charge. Delusional to the nth degree.

   And she knew what she was doing tacking her mom onto her claim. It was calculated. She didn’t think Kathy would have the balls to say otherwise but she did. And she would have done and said worse of someone said the same about her marriage on national television.

   I laughed at the blubber thing.

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   hot cawfee
   Posted October 2, 2012 at 4:44 am

   Hey Mel– isnt your dress kinda like Tre’s scary feather dress???? No feathers obvi and in a fetching nude rather than black—-stay classy. Sparkly eye shadow is a fashion must.

   @3 LaurenB52– I think all that mischagas (spelling??) had to do with Kathy’s folks and Tre’s not speaking for years. Kathy’s Mom and Tre’s Dad are siblings and there was a falling out over a business deal, that was settled later on.
   Also re: Jaxx and suishy baby Nick–I think people have challenged her on the babay’s diagnosis. Who in the right mind would lie about that?? We have been watching him since birth and saw his progress. Then he was not filmed (nor CJ). I think his last words taped were to AssHat–and they were “I love you”.

   I see an “E True Hollywood Story” for Tre looming high on the horizon.

   Go away Lapband—–

   I think they never stopped filming—–just picked up from PFS to reunion and then resumed filming the next day. Gotta feed the BRAVO monster and their own bank accounts.

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   classy drunk
   Posted October 2, 2012 at 4:45 am

   This crew needs a shake up. Watching this is disgusting. To watch these women be so nasty with each other especially since they are family.

   I think this is how I felt after that last RHONY with Jill. It’s no fun to watch and we really don’t get anywhere because everyone is name calling.

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 5:06 am

    I couldn’t believe they were fighting over who wore what and what make up? Is Ter the only one to ever wear sparkly eye shadow in all of the world?!?!?! You guys had the same make up artist for a while, you both have dark hair, brown eyes, the same complexion with the same undertones. Do you think that she wasn’t going to use the same colors?!?!!?

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    mere2142
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 5:23 am

    You have to admit it was kind of funny when Tre called out the Manzo kids for being less than successful.

    I don’t envy you for having to recap this mess. It was just nonstop screeching back and forth.

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    gretchenbarney
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 5:31 am

    Jac can’t reveal her “friend” because, according to stoopidhousewives, it was a producer feeding her the info. The producer has since been fired.

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    Smarlo
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 5:38 am

    This whole thing was a clusterfuck. I think it’s time for Miss Andy to clear the decks and start over. I don’t think I can watch another season of this venom.

    It’s too ugly, and I’m not just talking about Kathy’s surgery!

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    hot cawfee
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 5:57 am

    @ 11 Mere– heeheeheehee— everytime it happens an angel gets their wings

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    featherhead
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:00 am

    The only time Theresa was quiet was when Lauren asked her what Napalm is. Then crickets….. I actually like all the woman (tm Danielle),

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    classy drunk
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:02 am

    I really wish Danielle was still on the show. She made for the coo coo crazy that I like.

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    Katie
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:02 am

    I too am unable to understand where all the “Teresa love” is coming from witht those “fans” who troll the blogs in search of defending her as if on a mission. Reminds me of those same Bethenny “fans” who behaved like sharks in circling any comment that appeared negative which only drove others away.

    There is something very wrong with Teresa. Now her blog indicates that she feels bad over the treatment of Danielle Staub when she herself is the prime instigator. The table flipping was a hate filled directive for starters. They had to hold her back from inflilcting damage. Then came the purusuit into the parking lot after a fashion show. This was followed by outbursts during the reunion which had her chasing Danielle offstage and Andy Cohen almost being toppled off his chair.

    She owes millions in debt. She parades her thug husband across the stage pretending their marriage is “perfect”. She asks if he wants to stick his fingers up her butt. She mauls him in the vineyard in front of the cameras. She refers to her castmates as c*nts and bitches. She can barely speak English and we are asked to accept she “wrote” a cookbook.

    She acted like an out of control animal at her nephew’s christening and apparently was arrested in the Caribbean for attacking another customer. She lies about everything along with that Neanderthal of a husband who should be in jail. And with a hairline that starts just above her eyebrow she mocks someone else’s appearance.

    Her violence is very close to the surface, especially if she feels someone is challenging her lies, yet there are those who call her a “victim” and feel she is bullied out of “jealousy”.

    The entire cast should be fired since this show has gone on far too long to ever be considered as entertainment when these people behave like utter fools in search of a paycheck.

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:11 am

    The NJ reunions have always been a glorified bash session. On Sunday morning, Bravo replayed the first three reunions and I noticed that in the first two, everyone bashed Danielle and in Season 3 and last night, it was Teresa’s turn. This series, more than the others, seem to thrive on one person driving all the drama and Caroline and her team of sycophants turning up their nose and pretending that they don’t want to be a part of it. To me, all these characters know their role and they make their money by playing it to perfection. Kathy gets to play martyr, Caroline plays matriarch, Melissa plays hooker with a heart of gold, Jackie plays constant victim, and Teresa plays the villain. And, like in scripted television, the villain is usually the breakout star/character and that’s the genesis of their hatred toward Teresa.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:22 am

    People are SERIOUSLY INVESTED in this show and it’s characters.

    I actually thought Tre’s dress looked nice on her.

    Caroline is heinous and I love that so many called her out on her attitude, her bitchface, her coddled children, and, just her in general.

    I was glad to see Jac finally discuss the business bankruptcy and the difference b/w that and Tre’s personal bankruptcy. Being in the industry I can tell you, there is definitely a difference. Clearly Bravo was trying to fuel the fire and Tre is an idiot when it comes to ‘doing’ different types of bankruptcies. I did not like how Jac used baby Nik so much in this reunion segment. It felt icky. But, I wish them well.

    Kathy showed her stripes. If I was Tre’s Dad I would walk away from a grown woman and relative as well. Men should not be arguing with women like that IMO. It’s just not his place. And to call someone’s mother a liar is a pretty big offense, almost on par of with speaking ill of the dead.

    She also should have stopped at the nose job, She looked good on WWHL when she first had it done WITHOUT the gross lip injections.

    I can say, I love to hate this show. I am afraid if they shake things up they’ll have another RHONY on their hands and I’m not sure this show will have any appeal at all with out all the characters as much as we all dislike them. We still tune in…

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:30 am

    @ChickBomb Had the internet even been discovered yet when this season started? At least there’s just 3 more. And you’re doing great! I feel like you’ve almost got got to the top of Everest. And I’m sending you a blurry cell phone msg.

    There’s stuff that can be kept secret for yrs. Like at least some of where people got their $ from. And what they did with it. Or details about what all families are mobbed up etc.

    But something like a girl working at Lookers less than 10 yrs ago. A public place that’s still open. How much of a secret is that going to be? In a community that size.

    I bet you can find blog comments that name it. If anybody wanted to google it bad enough. From back when Danielle said that about Tre not claiming her nephew or something? And the internet blew up. From people talking about Melissa.

    So it’s not a story Bravo just got ahold of. Or that any of them didn’t know. The producers just messed up the telling of it. Now their best chance at fixing RHNJ is to make Rosie a Housewife. And bring back Danielle. If she’ll do it.

    @Polk8dot Tre’s an abused wife. That doesn’t have any business being on tv. For that and some other reasons. But that’s a different tangent. So is me going to hell for ROFLingMAO at the napalm scene.

    @Cupcake623 LOL whatever intern does Tre’s blog typed near about the same tangent I did. When it 1st got out that Lauren got operated on. To cure her of being 35 lbs morbidly obese. I wonder if that doctor sends Andy $ for every girl that’s called him up since the show. Wanting to catch it while they’re still just 5-10 lbs morbidly obese.

    I guess the positive side is that young girls can see weighing less doesn’t make you less annoying.

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    msjacqmills
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:45 am

    First off, I thought poor Kathy looked horrible. I think it was less the plastic surgery and more the horrendous hair and make-up she had going on. It was kinda sad. I have the big Italian schnoz, and wouldn’t mind getting a bit of it shaved off, but after seeing her nose job along with Melissa’s – I just don’t know anymore.

    I’m not going to get into all of the disgusting vitriol that was spewing on this reunion. I would just like to agree with whoever said they need to axe all their asses and start fresh.

    Personally, I’d like to see some New Jersey Housewives in the vein of a Bon Jovi or a Springsteen, and their circle of friends. Some New Jersey royalty. Not these famewhores.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 7:11 am

    Am just going to say one thing more– Lauren “Lapband” Manzo is no scholar either. The first time she heard the word “napalm” she thought it was something to put on pasta.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 7:17 am

    @msjacqmills don’t forget Alexis Rae…maybe they can cast Billy Joel and his new wife.

    (the one that got away Albie)

    Funny how Caro was ALL for that relationship but not GG. Seems he had more than enough time then.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 7:19 am

    OMG—lightbulb youse guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    What about former Gov. Jim McGreevy’s wife Dina????? How awesome an addition would she be??????

    I know the evil Kims are angling for spots (shuddering) as are Mel’s sisters and Kathy’s friend Heather.

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    michkabibbles
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 7:24 am

    this show used to be trashy fun, but watching the reunion, all i could think was how disgusting every single one of these women are. the fighting just seemed to go beyond the usual reality show bitchiness. as someone said above, it’s downright vicious and ugly. i think from now on i’ll skip the show and stick to the recaps, unless they get some new blood and get rid of teresa. i just can’t with her anymore. i’ve never seen anyone who revels in her own stupidity as much as she does.

    on the other hand, there was one funny note, when tre was making fun of rich and said something along the lines of putting him and joe on a street corner and see who gets the most women, and i think it was jac said something like-already happened, or we know… for some reason that cracked me up.

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    Mimo
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 7:29 am

    @Gypsy – I thought Tre’s dress looked nice too. I wonder if her creditors feel the same way?

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    msjacqmills
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 7:31 am

    @Gypsy – I forgot all about Alexa Rae – and she has a nose job I can get behind. And, touche about Caroline being okay with Albie dating her and not the cheerleader. The hypocrisy of these women is astounding.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 7:42 am

    @Mimo-I bet she’d say it wsa ‘on loan’. LOL

    @msjacqmills- Isn’t it though? Just remembered that and thought I’d point out ANOTHER MANZO SUCCESS!

    And whoever stated above that Mel’s dress lookeed like Tre’s feather masterpieve kudos. It really does!

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    Sugarbush
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 8:17 am

    While I agree that Jacqui can be a drama queen, I’m glad she finally stood up against Teresa. She’s not a rat, which can make her seem suspicious not revealing her sources. I’m with her, though. I get really upset with friends when it turns out that they’re shitty people. If a friend crosses a moral line for me, whether it’s against me or someone else, I’m out. I can’t do it anymore. However, if I had a friend who was trying to get me to do what Teresa was trying to get Jacqui to do to Kathy and Mel, I would have called her out a long time ago. Not cool. If they’ll do that to family, they’ll do it to friends.

    I can’t believe how far these women went, but I have a feeling this shit’s been brewing for quite some time. I think they may have all just lost it. I think Caro needs to STFU, though. She’s not as involved as she wishes she was. She claims she doesn’t want to be included, but then she involves herself like some righteous mother figure. Fuck off, Caroline.

    My husband was floored at the previews of the two Joes screaming at each other. He’s like, “WTF is with grown men on there yelling at each other and pointing fingers? That shit’s getting out of control.” He doesn’t watch, but he’s just as appalled as we all are.

    I wish Kathy hadn’t done anything to her face. I bet that killed Richie. I know he loves his wifey. She was so pretty before. Now she just looks desperate.

    Teresa was so damn immature, and that’s saying something when it comes to this group. Lowest of the low. Pointing out fat rolls, eyeshadow, and the comment during the Nicholas thingy with Jacqui. Who the fuck in their right mind acts that way? She’s a miserable person surrounded by a bunch of women who really need to get day jobs.

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    toomuchtv
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 8:22 am

    I’m wondering if Rosie lost some fans after this show. What grown woman goes berserk like that on national tv? Too many f words from all these women. They all need to get over themselves and go do some volunteer work or something. Tre was really free with the insults. Eye shadow??? Is she 40 or 12?

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    fancyface
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 8:36 am

    @OhioMom #4…EVERYTHING you said! That bitch is a calculated, lying psychopath.

    I fail to see anything wrong with what Kathy said about her mom & dad. Ter said her mom said Kathy almost got a divorce (you know the mom that didn’t even speak with Kathy until she came on the show but somehow Kat confided in her about problems with Rich) & if it is a lie…Ter mom’s is in fact a liar, so there’s that. Ter then said something asinine like ‘say it to my dad’ to which Kathy said she tried but he walked away when she came to talk to him, again, if that’s true…in her eyes, he is in fact a coward.

    Now, calling someone’s deceased father essentially a dead beat dad? PROBLEM! Especially when Ter is probably basing that on that one time her dad had to lend his sister money or some small shit like that & not the fact that he bailed on his kids or wasn’t there for them or something that would actually make him a dbd. I don’t blame Kathy or Rosie for losing their shit when she said that disgusting shit.

    Teresa will say and do ANYTHING to get the heat off of her & put it on someone else. She NEVER owns up to what she does unless she says ‘well you did it too’ or some shit like that. UGH! HATE!

    Best quote for me besides Lauren’s amazing napalm moment goes to Jac…

    Teresa: “Look you’re the devil..you’re wearing red.” (which…WTF is that about?)
    Jac: “And you’re GREEN with envy” Nailed It!

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    fancyface
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 8:40 am

    @TooMuch….”I’m wondering if Rosie lost some fans after this show. What grown woman goes berserk like that on national tv?

    REALLY? LOL…..NO! According to Twitter…almost everyone felt were Rosie was coming from & wanted her to be unleashed on that bitch. You know what ‘grown woman goes beserk’ on tv? One who’s shared her pain of losing her father and then said father is bashed by a lying bitch just to make a point. So…um…yeah.

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    NotaNJHousewife
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:01 am

    All of their dresses are “on loan” from wardrobe. That’s why they all look similar, probably all from the same line by a wardrobe designer Bravo doesn’t credit. I sometimes think the outfits they wear in the confessionals are only from the waist up- like they wrap some shiny fabric over one shoulder and pin it in the back, glue on some rhinestones and glitter. Maybe wrap both shoulders and stuff a few feathers in. Teresa’s reunion dress wasn’t so different from the others except that it was long. Probably she chose it for the plunging neckline. Didn’t Joe say she was a dirty whore who like to show her boobs? I think it was in the limo to the Laurita brother’s wedding.

    Teresa referring to Caroline’s tummy tuck and 3 rolls of blubber was pretty low, as was her comment about Richie’s yellow teeth. These are typical mean girl insults. Mel was my favorite last night. She looked the best for one thing, and she didn’t really engage in the insults and name calling. Mosty sat there rolling her eyes at Teresa, but I loved when she casually remarked, ” This bitch is crazy.”

    What was that when Teresa went to the other couch and Caroline put her hand on her knee and Jacqueline asked if they could snuggle?

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    Ohiomom
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:14 am

    @fancy face… Fully agree with you. Do you think Rosie cares about”fans” being offended? Teresa is so gross. The 3 little “yeahs” to Kathy after Kathy got upset shows what a mean person she is. No awareness at all for how she just crossed the line big time. There are fake fights on these shows and then you have Teresa who makes it personal every single time.

    She says in her blog she could say hateful things to Caroline but she doesn’t because that would hurt Caroline’s mom and Dina. Again gross.

    Caroline crossed a line saying Teresa whored out Gia. That was bad. And gross. Kids are off limits.

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    Bitchylady
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:16 am

    Does anyone else think Kathy’s nose job makes her eyes look bigger? Just wondering…

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    labowner
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:16 am

    Oh my oh my oh my. Chick thanks for the fa la la laugh.

    My two favorite things from part 1 – Teresa saying to Kathy don’t point at me and Jac starts doing it. Childish yes, but loved it.

    Caroline being the voice of reason at the end. Trying to get Teresa to focus and understand how insane she is.

    Toomuchtv – hell no. I’m ready to back Rosie up whenever she feels like going at Teresa. You never ever say bad things about someones family, related or not.

    Oh and Gia getting a story in In Touch – that is truly disgusting Teresa.

    Can’t wait for the full recap.

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    msjacqmills
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:27 am

    @bitchylady – YES. She already has big eyes, then the down-sized nose throws off the balance. But, again, her hair and make-up were just awful on her.

    I thought Melissa looked really pretty. The lighter hair color softened her a lot. Her lips looked extra plumped though. And, I actually LOVED the glitter eye shadow. I”m going to Vegas next weekend, and I’m totally stealing that look.

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    Mimo
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:31 am

    I’m saying this in a teeny tiny voice so the wrong people don’t hear and jump on me. I liked Kathy’s nose and lips. Hair and makeup were really bad. Her makeup is always done to make the eyes look larger, when they should be doing the opposite.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 9:33 am

    @NotaNJHousewife do you think they are Alexis Couture?

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    Metal_Mandi
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:02 am

    @msjacqmills I agree about using other real NJ housewives. I live the town over from Teresa, but I grew up where she is. There are so many other towns that have women more on par with BH, OC, ect. Hell some houses in Mountain Lakes puts BH to shame. There’s North Caldwell, Upper Montclair, the area where JBJ lives. I just think most of them find themselves too classy to be on these shows. Hence the trash that gets to represent our state. God I wish that she-beast and her family would move. I hate knowing I’m five minutes from them.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:25 am

    What about Saddleback, NJ? Where Rev Run and all of them live? I met a former CEO of Unilever and he lives in that neighborhood. That’s some serious cash.

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    Lori
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:35 am

    @ Gypsy 41– That’s Upper Saddle River/Saddle River NJ… it’s where I work! I recently saw Rev. Run driving around the TJ Maxx/ Bed, bath & Beyond parking lot on Rt 17, lol!

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    Smarlo
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:41 am

    I enjoyed Tre’s luminous cleavage…it was glowing!

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:57 am

    @Lori…oh yeah! Saddleback is that bar in LA. Whoops!

    Nice tell Rev I said hi, flipping love him. That’s great!

    Now that would be something else if they had people with that kind of $$$!

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    labowner
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 11:52 am

    I just read Teresa’s blog and found out she isn’t racist because she has friends that are african american.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 11:58 am

    From my favorite to my most despised….

    1. Melissa – Girlfriend…you looked fierce! If you are copying Teresa than all do did was make huge improvements. Maybe that’s why she hates you…you just do everything better.

    2. Kathy – Thank you for finally showing your inner mean bitch. It was a long time coming. However, your old face was much better.

    3. Caroline – Yes…you can be a bully…but you do it for the right reasons most of the time. You still need to apologize to Danielle.

    4. Jaqueline – You missing last year’s reunion was bogus….but it’s nice to see you have a spine for once. Best wishes for little Nicholas and hopes he tells you that he loves you again.

    5. Teresa – Bitch troll from hell. You make me sick. You are a liar. You are nasty. You are abusive. You are the total mean girl. I hate you for what you did to Danielle. Yes…she is crazy but she needed help and all you did was push her closer over the cliff.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    @labowner, where the heck did that come from? Did I miss that accusation?

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    msjacqmills
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Honestly, I would watch a reality show based 100% around JBJ and his family. I”m not a Jersrey girl, but he is my MAN!

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    labowner
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    Read her blog Gypsy. She is saying she is not a mean shallow girl (when you have to explain what you aren’t – you probably are) and excusing away the blubber comment. She then adds she has friends and family of all different sizes etc. I took it to the extreme because it’s Teresa and that is all she knows.

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    Karen
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Hate Teresa..even if she is an abused wife, she is enabling Joe to destroy her kids..AMEN AGAIN to Iownatrailer…preach on sister!

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Ahhhh thank you, I will after work…she is a rambler…

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    toomuchtv
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I LIKE Rosie. I want her to tell Tre off where it counts: to her face and ON camera.
    Andy sits there like an idiot. We need a sharp host, maybe another woman, to call these women on their BS and ask the tough questions.

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    Libithina
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Right on @Mandi. I’m done in South Jersey and Moorestown is no laughing matter too. I love New Jersey and these shows kill me.

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    TWhit
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    LAUREN! GIRL! WHERE YOU BEEN? She got on my NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVES this season, then came on the reunion show and NAPALM. BWAHAHAHAHA. I may be in the minority but I loved it.

    And I actually bonded a bit with Caroline. When Teresa mentioned Nick and Audriana “breaking up” I found myself doing the same thing as Caroline. Pointing at the TV, holding up my bitch hand, only I think I might have had a sistah head-shake going…

    I miss Kat’s old face. I’m also 100% team Melissa now. Mainly because Jac made her look like the sane one.

    I can’t STAAAAAAAND these “I got messages and I got texts and I can prove it.” PROVE IT!!! SHUT UP AND SHOW ME! Hell even damn ALEXIS managed to do that!

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    Johnny'sRocket
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    Holy Glitter EyeLids You Guys! I don’t even know where to wrap my Lap Band… Oh, here you go Albie, it looks good over your ball gag.

    Ter: “I don’t give a sh*t” = Nene: “Clowse yowe leygs to me-rried meyns!” + 1 Trump Check

    Rosie: “I’ll RIP HER HEAD OFF!” = Teresa gets an eye lift

    Laura ManZo-nobodywantsme LapBandDaddyPaidForStirShitUp = Forever…Alone

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    Johnny'sRocket
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    I meant Lauren… F*ck I’m sad… I am correcting myself on a RHWNJ blog. And the sad thing is…I just Googled her name to make sure I spelled it right. *ties lap band around my neck*

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    Johnny'sRocket
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    @Lauren: Credit due: NAPALM was funny.. we know Tre is a freakin idiot!

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    NotaNJHousewife
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    Gypsy! Alexis Couture? It just might be!

    I do think Kathy’s facial work would be more fairly judged if her make up hadn’t been done so garishly. Their clothes are cheezy, their make up is cheezy, their hair is big (except Jacqueline’s which looked very nice straight). I think the NJ housewives are made up to look like the producer’s idea of Jersey girls.

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 6:01 am

    @Karen You’re right it totally messes up kids. I think that’s 1 of the ways we know it’s a sickness. Because who’d let kids get hurt if they could help it? It’s a sad topic.

    That wouldn’t even get brought up on entertainment sites if the producers would just stick with casting people that are a less harmful kind of crazy. It’s not like there’s a shortage.

    On a brighter note, I read somewhere that Lebanese Dilbert got new teeth! Kathy was Tweeting pics of them the day after the reunion aired. Where they were talking about him having ugly yellow 1s.

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    Karen
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 6:24 am

    Teresa has been lying for years..

    http://www.jacksonvillebankruptcylawyerblog.com/housewifeadversarycomplaint.pdf

    Check out the multiple lies and cross them with her statements since 2009..LIES!!! way to join your nasty hubby as a criminal Tre.

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    Mimo
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 6:54 am

    I would like to amend an earlier statement. I said I like the green dress. After watching the show again, not so much. Shows way too much cleavage and really doesn’t fit her all that well.

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    jp
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 10:20 am

    I agree that there needs to be a change-up in the cast this is exhausting. If Ter goes, Mel has to go too just because of all the drama they are involved in together and I am not sure Mel would have enough to go on without Ter. One of the reasons why I think they should just be friends, they are both outcasts in their own right and it would be kind of cute to watch if they were buddies. Caroline probably won’t go but can they get rid of her daughter somehow? Maybe just like skype updates from her too?

    Anyway Rosie needs a spin-off obviously. It would be awesome and we all know it!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    I would love it if next season came along and Tre and melissa were friends and Kathy was neutral and they had beef with the Manzos. Maybe Jacqui and melissa become close, so we can see Caroline try and break them up ala Jaq and Danielle the first season.

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    atlgirl
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Not a Tre fan by any means but thought Kathy crossed the line when she made comments about Tre’s parents. There’s certain things you just don’t say, even if it’s true…

    But besides that, Tre is beyond cray cray and delusional. Who remembers what kind of eye shadow they were wearing a year ago? The look on Melissa’s face after she said that was priceless! I’ve always thought Tre was crazy, even back in the first season when she had legions of fans. I think once the distraction of Danielle was removed, Caro and Jaq could see her for who she really was.

    I thought Caro got some good digs in, she redeemed herself a little in my opinion.

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Lauren is an idiot. She asked Theresa to spell NAPALM which of course Theresa couldn’t do. Neither could Lauren! While yelling at Theresa, she says N-A-Q-U-T-L-M. Theresa didn’t attempt to spell it or to define it. And Lauren was no better! Good grief!

    I had to watch the reunion again to make sure I heard Lauren correctly.

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    LastCall
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    “While yelling at Theresa, she says N-A-Q-U-T-L-M.”

    I’m about 99% sure Lauren was making a joke with that insane spelling of the word….like mocking the way Tree would have spelled it, if she tried. Even Lauren isn’t THAT stupid.

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Im not so sure about that. On the California trip, Lauren didn’t know what a mile marker was.

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    Dgirl
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Lauren mispelled Napalm on purpose to drive home the fact that Tre wouldn’t know the differnce or be none the wiser.

    Tre is beyond help, there is no hope for her. She has zero self awareness.

    I work with a couple people who are much like Tre. Vile, vicious mean girls who act as though they are the sweetest things since sliced bread. I ignore them to get through my day, it’s the only way – There is no way to reason/rationalize with crazy, self absorbed, unaware individuals – that’s an uphill, losing battle.

    These women need to realize that they need to rid themselves of the toxicity that is Thearea – she will eventually fall into the oblivion of obscurity.

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    I hope Tre goes away like Danielle did. Maybe the two of them will wind up on Dr Drew’s celebrity rehab. They obviously have issues.