With the seemingly never-ending Real Housewives of New Jersey season finally in the history books, it’s now time to move on to Reunion season. And soon enough, it will be Christmas and Teresa will be dressed appropriately.
The reunion starts off with a bang, and it’s not two minutes in before Caro and Jacquee are screeching over each other to combat something Teresa says. And that’s basically the theme. Everyone airs their dirty Teresa laundry and she keeps telling us what a best-selling author she is.
So, what are the topics that we cover. First we talk about why Jacquee wasn’t at last year’s reunion, and after five minutes of that…and I still have no earthly idea of why Jacquee wasn’t at last year’s reunion. We talk about little Nick and his tough issues, at which point Ter thoughtfully interrupts to tell us that while her darling little demon seed and Nick used to be boyfriend/girlfriend, that relationship is dunzo.
We hear from viewers who thought Caro was a bully and miserable in general this season. She also gets called out on being “tiny”, which she grazes over with a Teresa-style excuse. We catch up with post-lap band Lauren Manzo, who is not messing around in a black leather dress. She shares her weight loss struggle, and we hear how mean everyone was to her on Twitter and the internet.
What is she even talking about?
We touch just a little bit on the battle of Ter and Mel. They haven’t seen one another, save for the girls’ birthday party which Ter says Mel RSVP’d to on a gossip blog and Mel insists isn’t true. Next comes the battle of the sparkly eye-shadow. It’s pretty much the best part. Who wore the sparkly eye-shadow first? Who copied who? Who has nothing better to do in life that actually have an argument over this?
Oh, and Kat’s there too. She’s had a nose job and lip injections, which is not very old school in my opinion. Also in my opinion – she looked better before. But everyone else is saying she looks faaaaaabulous. And she makes a big play for camera time toward the end, calling Ter’s Mom a liar and her Dad a coward – in those words.
Ter doesn’t take this too well, but her response – something about Kat’s parents – elicits a barrage of hysterical “FUCK”s from backstage…that’s right, Rosie’s at the reunion! Awesome, cause I kept meaning to ask where she was at the Posche thing. I guess they didn’t realize what “great”-uitous television she was back then. Catch up with you here for the whole thing…kisses until! CB