RHONJ: MiniCap

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   Iona Trailer
   Posted October 15, 2012 at 12:48 pm

   Midge should go back to the Chippendales. You know Big Gay Greg fell off his chair last night when he heard that one.

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted October 15, 2012 at 1:09 pm

   Andy looked like he had a boner the whole time Midget Joe was talking about his stripping.

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   Gypsy
   Posted October 15, 2012 at 1:28 pm

   I don’t believe for one second that Joe Gorga was a stripper. He said it to take the heat off his wife so I don’t believe he went to college OR stripped nevermind at the same time.

   There, I said it.

   Need to watch again. And, it bears repeating Gasmii, if you have the option turn on the closed caption setting so you can read the subtitles. It helps…a little.

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   NateB
   Posted October 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm

   WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING

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   LaurenB52
   Posted October 15, 2012 at 1:51 pm

   lol interesting theory Gypsy, I don’t put anything past anyone on this show.

   I have to say Jac is really the little behind the scenes shit stirrer. My big problem with her is that she is sometimes as culpable as the person she’s accusing of whatever the crime is and then goes out of her way to nail that person to the wall. I totally believe that all 3 (Jac, Caro and Tre) knew SOMETHING was going to go down at Posh and no one said anything. they are on REALITY TV! it would be like the NY ladies saying they really expected the trip to St. Barts to be drama free. Its par for the course and they all signed up for this. Now i’m not saying Tre shouldn’t have said something to Melissa if she knew she was the ‘target’ but I also think Jac especially is going out of her way to paint this as something Teresa maticulously plotted and I don’t believe that’s so. They all go along with whatever story lines that Bravo leads them down because they are employees who are all vying to have their contracts renewed so bringing drama and cooperating with the producers bodes well for them.

   Now i’m not saying that’s not wrong, particularly when it comes to family but I am saying they ALL do it. All of them, so being aghast that Teresa possibly, maybe knew some drama was going to go down and didn’t warn Melissa, who conspired with Danielle to make her look bad, is contrived in my opinion. Particularly when not one of them is mad at Kim who admittedly set the whole thing up. Joe Gorga even apologized to her the minute she came out! Either she’s got some serious dirt on him or they’re not all that angry about the whole thing and are using it as a tool to bring Teresa down.

   Jac was so upset about the ‘set up’ that she had a break down last year and couldnt come to the reunion but she talks to Kim every day for an hour and she was the one who set the whole thing up? How does that make sense? I went back and watched the last half of the season 1 finale and knowing what I know now about Jac really put that whole Danielle debacle in perspective.

   What’s happening now is very reminiscent of the ‘outing’ of Danielle’s book except Dina and Caroline are in Tre’s position now, and Danielle is in Melissa’s position now, with Jac playing the same two faced role as the shit stirrer. Watch it if you have a chance! It’s illuminating, and funny that back then, Caro and Dina had no problem with exposing someone’s past.

   P.S. – Tre is vile. I feel the need to say that in part to protect myself from the Tre haters, but I have no doubt that she was quite happy to hear Melissa was the target and that her beliefs about Melissa would be vindicated. (Incidentally, those were Dina’s exact words regarding Danielle’s book coming out back in season 1.)

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   Katie
   Posted October 15, 2012 at 2:03 pm

   After 3 interminable weeks of “you’r a liar, you’re fat, your kids are losers, your husband cheats more than mine, I hate your guts, you’re teeth are yellow, you can’t sing, you can’t spell, I’m never wrong” and a host of more insufferable insults thrown at one another, the “whole gang” will be back next year for another round! How is this possible?

   If this doesn’t convince the audience that they have been set up and lied to when it comes to these shows, I can’t explain what will.

   They won’t rest until one of them seriously harms another which is a guarantee for Bravo of higher ratings.

   Anyone who believes this stuff is not scripted and contrived, I also have a bridge available for sale.

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   Cupcake623
   Posted October 15, 2012 at 2:18 pm

   Yeah it was never about “I can’t have this person around my children” with Danielle. They disliked her. They then found what was to them, a legitimate reason to not just diislike her, but actively loathe her and try their hardest to get everyone else to do the same. It was nasty. Then and now. And for T to act like she wasn’t a part of the nasty and childish behaviour is laughable.

   I’m still not understanding why here and elsewhere online people are insisting that Melissa come clean. Agreed that Joe Gorga’s revelation is calculated but also tongue and cheek. But ten years ago people would have photographic evidence of Melissa the stripper. Not even a blurry picture of a dark haiired italian girl that could or could not be her? I just don’t buy that she was a stripper. She has enough people who hate her that someone besides Angelo would have come forward by now to challenge her and another managers claim that she bartended for short period.

   Also don’t believe Jacqueline was a stripper. The thing is that rumour has been swirling since Danielle days. So she probably had some job that wasn’t respectable in a mainstream way. I’d say burlesque or go go dancer but the girl looks like she has absolutely no rythym so who knows.

   And they all for some inanae reason respect Kim D’s honesty. Also Kim D has been a shady low down bitch since day 1. What is there to get mad at? Teresa on the other hand is Melissa’s family good or bad. She spent a whole season claiming forgiveness and moving forward only to let a piece of shit like Kim try and fail to embarass Melissa. On top of that she takes 0 responsibility for any part of it. That’s the kicker. Say what you want about Melissa contacting Danielle, but she admitted to it and apologized for it. More than T ‘s ever done.

   I still like T but I need to see less of her abusive relationship with Juicy and more of her with her kids. I actually would like to see Jac and Chris dealing with the autism challenges next season. I don’t need to see Caroline. Unless she’s supporting Jac. Idk what to do with M and K. I like them both but noe of their storylines are interesting.

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted October 15, 2012 at 2:25 pm

   Wasn’t there an episode where they went on a stripper pole and Jax looked completely home? Maybe I have it mixed up with NYC or OC but I am pretty sure they did have one. Danielle looked like it was her home and I believe Jax admitted it then or something.

   Did anyone else hear that when they were talking about Midget’s G-String being found by Teresa that Jax was subtitled saying, “Yeah, she was probably sniffing it too” and everyone, including Midget, laughed? I think maybe there is something to the incest thing everyone jokes about.

   I thought Teresa’s eyes were about to explode and Ifrit was about to pop out of her head b/c she was so mad. It was kind of funny but it made me feel dirty later.

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted October 15, 2012 at 2:28 pm

   @LaurenB52, I totally agree with your assessment of Jackie. What I don’t understand about Melissa is that she’s so willing to believe the worst about Teresa, but Jackie, who clearly knew something and was texting mightily throughout the event, knew something was definitely going down. Teresa didn’t know exactly what would go down, just that something would. Teresa is a convenient target to blame, but to me, Jackie is more culpable because she knows who the mysterious texts are from and won’t come off of that information, evne to Melissa privately. And, she talks to Kim D on a daily basis.

   What did everybody think of the bow Caro tried to tie around this shitty season at the end? I could hear all of the gasmii let out a collective “bitch, please!”

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    LaurenB52
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Agree with you on Tre not being accountable for anything cupcake. It’s maddening. At the very least she could admit that she doesn’t write her blogs because that’s obvious. Admit to something! That and the bankruptcy fraud is the worst thing about her imo. They both show her complete disregard for the consequences of her actions.

    To me, Melissa admitted and apologized because what other option did she have? She’d been outed, but had she not she would have continued to say ‘I never did anything but love and respect Teresa and she hates me because I’m prettier and younger” which I don’t like. I’d respect them both if they’d say ‘we’ve both done hateful shit to eachother’ but each is holding onto that victim role

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    labowner
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    I thought Joe Gorga apologized to Kim D for calling her a coke whore at the fashion show.

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    BelowSeaLevel
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    The time has come for “stripper” to be retired from the dictionary. Or, let’s call everyone a stripper. I’ll start with my lawn guy. “Hey, Teresa and Caroline said you used to be a stripper.” I met him at a trade show.

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    cherrylipgloss
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    damn, I forgot what i was gonna say

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    @Cupcake623 Nobody’d ever heard of any of them back then. So there wasn’t any reason for anybody to take her picture. Whether she was stripping or bikini bartending. Maybe if she’d been doing both at once they might’ve.

    You got me to thinking though. How come there aren’t any blurry phone pics of Midge with his penephant on? People are more way more likely to have parties and take pics at a Chippendale’s than some little neighborhood place.

    BTW he sure got a mad look on his face when Juicy said that about him borrowing $! The way they got off of that so fast makes me think it must be 1 of next season’s story lines.

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I missed this last part of the reunion. I’ll have to catch it tonight at 8 on Bravo.

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    Smango
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Jacqueline acted like a catty brat during this episode. After this, I can completely see where Ashley(e) gets it from.

    As an aside, I was watching this whilst drying my hair, with closed captioning. I had to rewatch parts of it, because the only caption was (overlapping arguments) for about ten minutes.

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    LastCall
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    I don’t know that Midge said he worked AT Chippendales. Maybe I misheard it, but I believe Andy Cohen said Midge was a “Chippendales type” dancer, or some such thing. I could imagine him being the sort of male stripper who would advertise on Craigslist, or whatever, for low-end bachelorette parties and that sort of thing. It was quite a while ago, too, so theoretically he might have looked better back then.

    And just for the record, before she met Prince Charming, Teresa was a dirty crackwhore. I know because she and I were co-workers. So there, now it’s a fact!

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    @LastCall LOL I bet you’re right. It was probably that Andy said it. And when Midge laughed and said yeah or something I took it to mean he worked at Chippendales.

    When what he probably meant was “yeah if by Chippendale’s you mean Craigslist and people that had some beer and weed.”

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    darlingclementine
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    whyyyy is jac’s husband the only one who seemed like a sane person? Him and Andy should have co-hosted.

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    darlingclementine
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    I think Ter is being ruined by that nasty husband. If he wasn’t there I think she would be a lot less defensive and a bunch of other things that would just make her better in general and more open to others. Yeah she’s crazy right now and whatnot, but I think alot of it is displaced and she just doesn’t know how to deal with things. Dump the dude! I think even the rest of the crazy ladies would give her a second chance if she did that.

    Anyway, I feel bad for Melissa. She never really did anything bad. Just married into the family. Most of the time when someone marries in you just hope that they aren’t god-awful. Like she really is not that bad!

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 6:57 am

    Melissa is a schemeing bitch. Please, that twat pulling the holier than thou act is not fooling me.

    She was caught enough on film showing her stripes:

    *Telling Joe to yell Shame at Tre
    *Telling Kim D to take a Walk
    *The “I’m the Victim” diatribe
    *The “Look into my eyes, I am done with you” move she pulled with Tre
    *Even the fake disgust for her husband when he was talked about being an alleged stripper

    She is contrived, manipulating and FAKE. Get an acting coach next season, you need that more than one for singing.

    For the record I don’t like Tre either but LAWD is that bitch Melissa a phony.

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    Mimo
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 7:40 am

    Melissa was shown the text messages that Jac was receiving while they were still at the table eating.

    I believe Jac’s breakdown last season was a combination worry about the squishy baby and then being accused by Tre of setting the whole thing up was what sent her over the top.

    Jac was a “hostess” in Vegas. One of those pretty girls that stand by the merchandise what is on display on display on display (sorry) to coax people to come take a look. Usually those things are covered by moonlighting dancers which is why that keeps coming up.

    When the boys moved into the apartment, Aunt Jac gave them a stripper pole as a housewarming present. The Danielle stripper pole demonstration was with Kim ((G) I think)

    Someone, somewhere would have a picture of Melissa stripping. Even if it was just a publicity picture. And for the establishment to say she didn’t strip when there could be lots of free publicity I tend to believe she didn’t.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 8:43 am

    @ 8 Parisi– I caught that too—laughed–and felt …..uncomfortable about laughing.

    @ 21 Gypsy–am with you on Mel’s phoniness. I sat thru all 3 looooooooooong and loud episodes watching her make the big sad eyes and the pouty mouth. Poor poor Melissa. She stirred alot of crap around herself. Did she strip?? Probably. Did Jaxx??? I think she did also. A girl has to eat and those tuition payments dont make themselves.

    If there is a “fiance” in Chris Laurita’s past I want to meet her—who is that smart lady that ran for the hills!!!!!!!!!!

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 8:56 am

    @Hot cawfee that would be excellent! I winder if Dina liked the ex-fiance and that started her feud with Jackie.

    This fambly is sooooo messed up. How can they wag their fingers at the Gorga/Gudices? Makes NO sense.

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    Sugarbush
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Joey no way went to college. That was my immediate thought. That’s the classic excuse for stripping in your early adult years. There’s no shame in stripping, so don’t lie about why you did it.

    Though, Jacqui wasn’t a stripper, right? I thought the word was she was an “escort”? And who would care about that, either? If men are hornballs enough to pay for sex or fake female interest, then take the fucking money. Who cares? That’s way less trashy or shameful than getting paid every time you mention your peg leg (hmmm, Aviva Drescher???).

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    labowner
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 10:14 am

    Those four kids will be totally ruined if someone doesn’t intervene and get them out of there. To hear Joe tell Jac “you eat your money” is just disgusting as if he is in such great shape. Oh and Teresa has gained massive amounts of weight. Be careful where you throw stones.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    I think we can all agree these women are a lot classier than the Zumba Whores!

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/15/us/maine-alleged-prostitution/index.html

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    fancyface
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    @Labowner…” To hear Joe tell Jac “you eat your money” is just disgusting as if he is in such great shape.”

    Here freaking here! The delusion that him & his wife have about him being some type of ‘beefcake’ is funny because it’s sad. He’s so vile! Plus WTF was up with him saying Rich worked for Exxon? Does he really believe that a gas station owner who SELLS Exxon is an employee? He’s such a dumb ass!

    Also..whoever think Kim cleared Teresa is crazy. She said she didn’t know about the SALON set up but she knew everything else. She also said she use to talk to Jackie every morning so she SHOULD have known something & she also said when they were AT the show the rest knew that something was going to happen but they didn’t know what. And Jackie readily admitted that she knew AFTER it was happening. So how that’s before hand knowledge is beyond me. Even if J or Carovile knew what was going on..who gives a crap? That’s Teresa’s family who she was ‘at a good place with’ so she’s the only one with an obligation to call bullshit, imo. She knew EXACTLY what she was doing & if she hadn’t brought it up in the bathroom, the crypt creature’s plan would’ve fallen flat. Teresa was STONE silent & guilty blinking rapidly when Kim was putting her ass on blast because she was scared she would be outed. She didn’t get animated again until Kim said Jackie should’ve known that she was a piece of shit that would try something @ the show.

    Teresa is a bitch=Melissa’s fault
    Teresa is a liar=Jackie’s fault
    Teresa is a self absorbed asshole=Joe’s fault
    Teresa is a bully=Kathy’s fault
    Teresa is called out for her b.s=Andy’s fault

    Say what you want to about Kathy but I have yet to see her behave like a ‘disgusting, piece of shit’. I mean if you’re THAT bad of person..shouldn’t some of it show up on camera?

    PLEASE. That bitch fights low & dirty but when it’s turned back on her..she’s being bullied. She doesn’t get to play the victim INDEED!

    Very telling exchange:
    Teresa: “You learned a lot in that strip club”
    Melissa: “Wow..thank you.”
    Teresa back peddles “As a BARTENDER” lol she is such a lying piece of shit! Remember her calling Melissa a gold digger on season 1 but then she VEHEMENTLY denied saying it & cut to film showing her saying that? Yeah she never said Mel was a stripper!

    “YOU’RE breaking mommy & daddy’s heart” DIS-GUS-TING!! She’s no innocent but I’m sure that can be explained away as well. After all, her husband is an abusive jerk so she should be pitied. The other housewives defending themselves is bullying. Calling her out on her lies is jealousy. Telling your story in a magazine but getting upset when other people bring it up is a natural reaction to their outright betrayal.

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    eyediosmio
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    @ labowner, you are so right. He’s such a pig to call her out, with his fat stomach. PLUS I wish Jac would stop bemoaning her weight. She looks awesome! yeesh.

    Okay I have to say this, they all knew to some degree what was going to happen with the “setup.” However, Ter’s complete GLEE in it is what really bothered me. Let’s say she knew, and didnt tell her, that would upset me as her SIL, but to see her just bask int he glory of humiliation – that irked me
    yes, mel is petty, and caro is bossy and condescending and Jac is all over the place, but Ter actually takes pleasure in seeing other people hurt and that’s disturbing

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    TV Junkie
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    How tough will old JUICY Joe be on the 29th? The poor kids..
    http://www.northjersey.com/arts_entertainment/Real_Housewives_of_NJ_husband_Joe_Giudices_hearing_in_license_case_postponed.html

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    labowner
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    TV Junkie last time it was postponed, Joe was supposedly in Florida learning about the teeth whitening scam they had going. What happened to that business Teresa and Joe? Another Giudice success. Can’t wait to hear what this excuse will be.

    And after hearing Joe berate almost every member on the show I realized he and Teresa are two peas in a pod. I give Rich credit for holding back when Kathy was dismissed by both Teresa and Joe.

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    kthxbai
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    @Gypsy How long do you think before OPI comes out with Zumba Whores nail polish ?

    And what color do you think it’ll be? I hope it’s fuschia! Or a real bright violet blue.

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    Ohiomom
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    @28fancyface…Everything you said. Teresa is so hard to like when she acts innocent all the time. She hits below the belt constantly. She is like a small dog nipping forever at your ankles who screeches out in pain when you try and stop her annoying assault.

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    guinness
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    @Gypsy Love the OPI comment!

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    brzysmom12
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    One of the best lines of the night – the OH Hell no he’s NOT juicy jerk himself says to younger and hotter Joe Gorga: “pay your bills”! That was the WTF moment of the night for me and it kind of was brushed over completely, just like on night 2 when he said he had to buy his wife all this jewelry. The nerve — I would say balls but you know he doesn’t have them — of him of all people saying that to anybody shows how him and his delusional wife are on the same level — no accountability whatsoever. Even in a very public bankruptcy and other legal issues, both of them are still spending money in an outrageous way. But in his own words “who cares” I guess is how they live their pitiful lives.

    Teresa always throws out the jealousy card, how everyone is jealous of her. Anyone?? I don’t think any one of those HWs would want to be her, let alone anybody in their right mind. Well, there are all her rabid — I mean enthusiastic fans who probably would so good for them! Good luck with that!

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    hot cawfee
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 6:01 am

    I would love to have a psychiatrist completely deconstruct Teresa, brother Joe and Juicy or as I called him last year–Gin and Juicy. I know there is a lot of editing and directing from BRAVO but Lordy—-there is alot going on. I realize Tre is the most self-deluded person out there (yes-slightly more than Jill Zarin at present) but ….WTF?????

    BRAVO and Miss Andy are screwing with us all— this whole crew will be back b/c they never stopped filming after the season. We are anot niave enough to think a new cast is so close around the corner.

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 6:37 am

    I think OPI will come out with a collection at some point and I envision the title being:

    “I’m really not a Zumba Whore” and it being a flaming irridescent coral or fuschia.

    so true all, so much was missed. I am reluctant to admit I keep rewatching to catch the points I mean to post but so mush is going on I can’t remember and I REFUSE to take notes.

    My theory on Jackie: She at one point wanted to quit the show but now, with the bills pillng up and that baby’s medical needs; I think she realized she needs to bring the drama to stay on and get that Bravo money. I truly can see no other earthly reason why she is so hell bent on Tre.

    If someone can give me their theory I am happy to hear it. I just can’t rationalize her rage.

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    labowner
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Anyone else get pissed that Loser Joe is mad at Strip Joe over a $3k piece of equipment from years ago? I see grudge holding is another thing Teresa and Loser Joe have in common.

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    Ohiomom
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Gypsy…My theory on Jackie is she is very loyal and doesn’t play games. What you see is what you get. Then when it comes out that she was lied to and her loyalty was taken advantage of, she is pissed.

    She stands by Teresa. Supports her. And gets thrown under the bus. She listens for two years about Teresa’s outrage about Melissa. Then when it all comes to a head, Teresa throws her under the bus and says Jackie set Teresa up.

    Jackie is a doormat. Teresa walked all over her. Jackie is done and has years of bottled up rage from Teresa’s leopard stripper pumps.

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    fancyface
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    @OhioMom…EXACTLY what you said! I think that describes Jac to a T! She is a woman scorned but in this case her “best friend”, who was suppose to have HER back like she had hers, was the one doing the damage!

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Ok I can see that. I guess I lose perspective with this crew that they actually do interact when not filming. Witht he exception of the past year of course.

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    Dramaqn
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    If any of these broads were smart enough, they’d figure out the best way to deal with Tre would be to cut her off from communication, interaction and just ignore her completely. Tre is a textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder and the only way to deal with someone like that is to stop feeding her insatiable need for attention. This link is fascinating if you read it in the context of her life–describes her to a “T”!

    http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/narcissistic-personality-disorder/DS00652/DSECTION=symptoms

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    SurrealGirl
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    After watching the reunion, I’m still laughing because Lauren can’t spell N-A-P-A-L-M and Andy Cohen can’t pronounce “laissez-faire”.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 7:02 am

    @ 43 Surreal–heeheehee– that made me chuckle too–b/c we all know Lapbad thought that “napalm” was something to put on pasta!!!!

    @ 42 DramaQ– thanks for the link–am going to read it.

    I think Jaxx and Tiny will stay on the show for the money–it keeps Tiny’s kids employed and New Star (moneylaunderingfrontwhosaidthat???) afloat with free advertising and publicity.

    Another problem with Lapband is that she is jealous of Tre–Tre has four children, ambition, and is married. And have we all noticed that despite Lapband attacking Tre, Tre has always been polite and never screamed back?????

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    ok, I thought I was going crazy here!! Can’t wait for the full recap….

    I just about pee’d myself with the Joe’s “you pay your bills, no you pay your bills” bullshit.

    Why does Chris have to be the voice of reason, when we all know he is just as shady business wise as the others..Well maybe except for Rich. He “seems” to be doing well, working for Exxon, and all!! WTF Juicy!?!? Just because he sells Exxon does not mean he works for them….I can’t remember the last time I saw and Exxon Gas Station….In WA all I see are Chevron, Arco, Costco, Safeway, Fred Meyer, and 7-11… with the random Velaro/Gull thrown in there..then again gas is freaking 4.25 a gallon in Western Washington…

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    2muchbravo
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Ok guys, I had to stop reading and comment on the Chippendale’s thing. I think Midge was making a joke. Do your really think Chippendales would really hire a short, tiny-dicked, Cro-Magnon like Midge to represent them? Um, I wouldn’t pay to see him. I think he was trying to make a joke.

    Alright, back to reading your witty observations…

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    2muchbravo
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Finished ready the comments. I think Lapband’s misspelling of napalm was intentional. Obviously there’s no Q in napalm. She was sarcastically spelling it the way Tre would misspell it.

    Saw Kathy Griffin last night. She did a bit on all the Housewives. No one can beat her version of Tre’s , “Prostitution whoah!!!”