Well, well, well…the rhinestone encrusted zebra print you-know-what is finally hitting the fan! No more fun n’ games in the asphalt campground for The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The scene is set at the vineyard. And another vineyard. And I think a third vineyard?
Teresa does a lot of chasing the Brown Smurf around for sex. She propositions him in the RV. In the bed. In the vineyard. He is not at all interested. A woman with a working brain might see this as a potential trouble area, but not our Ter. She just keeps propositioning him.
Speed up a little, I’m gonna crack this window and push her out.
There’s a lot of time spent on getting ready for the evening at the vineyard, when it turns out to be Caro’s birthday.
All trouble starts out like this…
And then it’s time for the oft-previewed Brown Smurf phone call with what is definitely not his “work”, and not just because we all know he’s unemployed. Smurfy is clearly talking to a hooker, and Ter busts him.
When you’re done talkin’ to your your girlfriend about what a bitch I am…wanna do it?
So she drags her smurf into the vineyard, in plain view of everyone, and forces her to have sex with her. There are just too many things wrong with that to go into here.
Such as – wish I thought of that.
And finally, the last, oh about half of the episode deals with THE SNUB. Well, we were due for a new bloodfeud. This one comes in the form of a toast where Ter mentions everyone but Kat. The horror.
Ugh, just wake me when it’s time to get snubbed.
Caro refuses to toast to Ter’s “mean toast”…and the bloodfeud begins! Check back soon for all the action! Kisses, CB.