RHONJ: MiniCap

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   Karen
   Posted May 21, 2012 at 6:19 am

   Teresa and Gia went, even though Juicy Joe told her to stay away from Joe and Melissa Gorga, because they’re “jealous, no good idiots,” and told Teresa, “When I say something you f*cking listen and shut up.” With a father like that, is it any wonder that Gia might have some emotional issues? CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES!!!! Good lord this guy is evil~ Teresa your stupid for staying, I know it will be a blow to your pride, but after the “i told you so’s” your friends and family will rally around you and you can be the old teresa….not this brittle, miserable, trashy, blind, evil bitch!

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   mere2142
   Posted May 21, 2012 at 7:23 am

   How many weeks are we going to be forced to listen to Lauren bitch and complain about being fat? I’m so fucking over it. Get your ass to the gym and stop eating so much shit. I refuse to have sympathy for you when you are doing nothing about it.

   Brown Smurf was way out of line. Didn’t he say something to the effect of he’d kick Tre’s parents out of his house if they crossed him. All this talk from a man who doesn’t even have a driver’s license and has to be driven around by his wife!!

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   hot cawfee
   Posted May 21, 2012 at 7:29 am

   Hey youse guys?? I just read Ass(hat)lee’s blog on Buzznet. Good Lord

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   Gypsy
   Posted May 21, 2012 at 7:31 am

   This entire episode was full of TMI-even for reality TV. Just-OH GOD!

   Reallllllllly sick of the Manzos Especially two two “Alpha bitches”, as Ablie put it. Good LORD make them stop. First with Lauren’s constant complaining. If she devoted the energy she spent complaining into excersising and staying positive she’s has progresses so much further already. Props to Albit for taking her to the Jr. Prom.

   GIA-HOLY HELL. She made Milania look like and angel sent from Heaven. Really, who knew?

   Rosie, Kathy and Richie were awesome on WWHL. I heart that fambly!

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   Gypsy
   Posted May 21, 2012 at 7:31 am

   *Typo Monday

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   Gypsy
   Posted May 21, 2012 at 7:40 am

   @ Hot cawfee… can you give us the gist? It’s blocked at my office.

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   notwithoutmytv
   Posted May 21, 2012 at 8:21 am

   Albie did his sister a real favor.

   Because girls whose brothers take them to the prom never get laughed at, or anything.

   “How many weeks are we going to be forced to listen to Lauren bitch and complain about being fat?” –I think that’s a question each viewer could ask themselves about every plot line going right now. Lots of sound and fury signifying nothing. Or even more nothing than usual.

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   notwithoutmytv
   Posted May 21, 2012 at 8:28 am

   @Gypsy: I haven’t read it, but based on the evidence at hand, the blog probably goes thus:

   O.M.G.!!! Vegas is SOOOOOOOOOO fun!!!! I think Im stil drunk!!!! I think I have an std, too. the guy told me he’d been tested, but the Bacardi was flowin, so… Oh well! tee hee. OMG, you guys, my mom is SUCH a beeyotch. Even now that im out of teh house, shes still up in my process bout gettin a job. Why cant she just let me be a kid??? I mean, just cause she had a baby at 15 and never got to be one, DONT BLAME THAT SH*T ON ME!!!!!! And OMG, I watched the show last night, and Teresa’s lookin a little cavewomenish, doncha think? tee hee hee! (OMG, Im like, so bad, you guyaz!!!!!) Anyways, I gotta go text Chris… I SO need a car out here. MUAH!

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   TWhit
   Posted May 21, 2012 at 8:38 am

   Wow. Christine Staub’s first gyno visit and now Gia’s first bra. I hope these chil’ren are getting a mortification fee from Andy. Gah.

   I’ve had the sads for Gia since the beginning of this season, but I think now Tre’s done recruitted her a little foot soldier. “Aunt Melissa’s being mean like she ALWAYS IS.”

   And I gotta say…and please don’t kick me out the club house…I agreed with Caroline this week. *ducks* I’m sorry but a kid disrespects my ass like Gia did, I’ma call them on it, their mama on it, their Smurfy Daddy on it, AND their Demon Spawn Sister on it. Don’t be yelling at me cause your kid’s acting like..well…you.

   @Gypsy WHAT HAPPENED ON WWHL?????? We had a storm and my satellite went wonky.

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    classy drunk
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 8:52 am

    @NWMTV, how do you speak teenage girl so well?

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 8:58 am

    I go to the mall and hang out in front of Hollister to pick up the lingo.

    Security tries to chase me away a lot, but I tell them I’m researching my next book.

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    shantigal
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Loved the Assblog NWMTV. I inserted a “like” about every fourth word or so as I was reading. It sort of happened organically.

    There is no one left to like on this show. Gia, why you gonna do us like that?

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    LAC
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Notwithmytv, but can you do the vocal fry when speaking teenage girl? I am so good at it, I get requests at parties. (Yeah, that is as sad as it sounds…)

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    LAC
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 9:13 am

    To paraphrase “Martin” – DAMN, GIA!!

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    labowner
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Okay to make this even fucking weirder – Ashlee is dating someone that looks like Greg. She doesn’t even understand the meaning of the word “long” or “rant”.

    From her blog:

    This is going to be a decently long rant. I hope you’re prepared. I guess I’ll explain what’s been going on in my life since I moved to LA. In short, I moved to LA last August. I lived in a large studio in a really nice building. I spent money on ridiculous things like expensive meals, shopping sprees and cab rides. I was living the dream. I got a great internship that would later turn into a paying job. It was wonderful. I even met my boyfriend Sean on the roof of the building that I was living in. However, around November, I realized that my budget was shrinking. I needed to move to a more affordable place -so I did. I managed to find a place near by that was a one bedroom. I went back home to New Jersey for a little bit to visit and it wasn’t until the end of January that I began to REALLY grow up. I now know how to distinguish the difference between WANT and NEED. I decided that I needed an EVEN MORE affordable place. So I MOVED AGAIN! I LOVED the place that I was in. HOWEVER, my roommate turned out to be a COMPLETE psycho path. I can’t even begin to fully tell you stories. For example, right now she’s trying to keep my personal belongings from me AND steal my mattress. I am CONVINCED that she is bi polar, and I’m not even saying that sarcastically. There’s nothing wrong with being bi polar, just take your meds lol. ANYWAY, it was just a really toxic environment and I needed to get out of there. I went with my boyfriend to Las Vegas one weekend to see Bon Iver. While I was in Vegas I got an idea. I had a choice to make. I could either move AGAIN and continue to struggle while I try to simultaneously pay back my debt, work on my clothing line AND pay rent –OR I could move in with my grandparents in Las Vegas for a few months to work a second job, and save A LOT of money. The saddest part was leaving my boyfriend Sean behind –BUT at least we talk every day. He’s going to come visit me soon too. I still have my job in LA, I’m very lucky in that my job can pretty much be done from anywhere as long as there is some excitement. My goal is to save as much money as I can while I’m here and get a lot done with my clothing line. I’m hoping I’ll be able to launch my line by December. I’m really excited about it, and I can’t wait to share more with you! I’ll be moving back to LA by the end of August.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 9:38 am

    @ NWMTV I knew I saw you lurking on level 3 at the Galleria, LOL. Well played.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 9:54 am

    @TWhit, I think you can still check it out on the Bravo website. It was just a lot of Wakilie and Rosie love. They were so real, it was refreshing. And not it an Ozzy and Harriet kinda way. Rosie was getting all kinds of fan love and she handled herself like she has been on TV for years. She was honest and open and funny and it was just so nice to see after that shitshow I watched for an hour.

    PS-@TheFauxMIlaniaG was lighting up Twitter during the epi as well…absolutely killing it. She mentioned the overalls as ChickBomb did!

    As much as I despise Caro I did not disagree with how see and Jaq tried to handle Gia while she was UNATTENDED (seems to be the theme this year, editors showing Tre no where near her kids and everyone else taking care of them.) Anyway, even Gypsy guy agreed…if we ever acted like Gia did to adults when we were younger we would have had our hides tanned (back when you could still do that kind of thing as a parent) and be told to apologize IMMEDIATELY. That was apalling.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Labowner, is that a joke?

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    hlesczyn
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 10:20 am

    T matches her bathroom wall.

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    labowner
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 11:09 am

    That is no joke Gypsy. And when I first clicked on her blog, I really thought Greg had lost some weight and for some reason visited Ashlee. Yikes.

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    TWhit
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 11:16 am

    I followed Ass for a while just because…it was a trainwreck. She blamed her first move on the folks she rented the apartment from. It was all “YAH BEST EVERRRRR!” Then suddenly everyone was an ass and she had to get out.

    But yeah, figured she was broke.

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    no cars go
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 11:26 am

    and now i hate myself for liking bon iver. fuck you ashlee!

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    I puked a little in my mouth. She’s like an STD that won’t go away. (Harsh, I know!)

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    featherhead
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Joe Gorgas has some freaking nerve expecting Theresa to go to physical therapy with him!! Bwwhaha!!;) Jeeze – she is really an idiot!

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    hot cawfee
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    @Lab–yay–thank you—Oh Asshat—silly wabbit—Was Sean living on top of the building?? Where is nice Derek from season b4 last???/ Smart kid ran screaming from Jersey

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    fancyface
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Don’t know quite where you’re going based on this mini, but if you’re leading into agreeing with Teresa about the GIA INCIDENT (which is what it sounds like) I may have to stop reading your blogs because I no longer understand your logic. None of us know exactly what led to Gia being in the play room with Caroline, and then Jackie who was probably just passing by with that dumb ass prize & saw what was going on, but I’m guessing it started with Gia throwing a fit, her mom not noticing it, & Caroline trying to calm her down. Regardless of how they got in the room with her, there was absolutely nothing inappropriate (imo) with how they were trying to handle the situation. As an adult, when you see a child in distress or even misbehaving, it’s an instinct to try to step in and help if possible, especially if it was a child of a ‘friend’ that wasn’t around. The way Gia was acting was completely out of line & I can’t believe she’s allowed to speak to adults the way she does. I can see her talking to her dumb ass parents any way she pleases because she’s smarter than both of them combined & even children get exasperated with idiots, but that still doesn’t make it ok & Teresa cosigning her b.s. was PATHETIC! I’m still fuming over that scene! My kids would have their jaw wired shut if they ever spoke to an adult like that. Telling the owner of the house to get out? Yelling at the top of her lungs because her behavior was being challenged? Telling them to shut up & go get her mom when the little fucker could go get her her damn self…..BEYOND!

    “Who reads a book?” Your parents probably should and start with parenting 101.

    BTW, that conversation she had with ‘Zio Joe’ and then her comments about them in the midst of her tantrum was very telling! Her mom has her brainwashed just as much as she is. She’s way to involved in that nonsense for a 10 y.o & that’s not ok.

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    labowner
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    FYI, I would not be alive if I spoke to adults the way Gia was. Also my parents would have been so horrified we would have left and an apology would have been made by me.

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    Closet fan
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Gia hear’s and see’s way too much. When Joe goes AWAY TO JAIL Gia is going to experience serious Daddy issues. I pray for her sake that Uncle Joe does step in and be a responsible Godfather while Papa Joe is being someone’s bitch. She is 10 going on 20 years old. It is not cute or funny. It is pathetic and her parents should be ashamed of themselves. One can only wish…

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    Closet fan
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Gia is only 10 years old yet she is on Twitter. Very sad.

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    Sugarbush
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    I’m with you, Closet fan. Yes, Gia can be a little brat, but this poor girl has seen way too much. Her parents are idiots and should be ashamed of themselves. All of the adults cry “not in front of the chiiiildren!” but they do it anyway. Those poor kids (minus Milania, because I can’t find a single redeeming quality in her even if she IS only 4) need a step parent they can go live with for the rest of their growing up.

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    fancyface
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Ummm..Sugarbush? Milania >than ANY character on ANY reality show EVER!! We are watching a serial killer in the making! I for one will be proud to say “I remember when” while watching her trial for several counts of capital murder on television after she goes on a killing rampage which will start with her killing everyone in her family before going out to shoot up a high school & a McDonalds because she ‘felt like it’. I will think back fondly of her demanding pizza from the old troll that is her father, pulling Gia around the house by her hair, slapping the ever loving shit out of Gabriella, body slamming Audriana in her play pen because she wouldn’t bite their mom like she told her to, & my all time favorite, not being able to apologize because SHE’S CHEWING GUM! I can just hear Gia singing now…”Mi-lan-ia Mi-lan-ia, 1st you were 1, then you were 2, then you were 3, then you were 17, and now you are on death roooowwww. Oh woo woo o.”

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    someguy
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Tre knows what she is doing she is a 2X bestselling author. She knows how to raise kids nobody can tell her how to raise greatness.Plus she has her mind is on her next best selling book. Tre’s children are the off spring of a once in generation talent, they have to be free to express themselves or we shut down the next three great minds of the century. The children of a business mind like brown smurf and his can do money making style. A true mans man who won’t even let the law stop him, there children have to be free to grow.

    Looked to me that Lauren lost some weight by doing nothing to address the problem.You GoGirl

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    Delia
    Posted May 21, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    You know…

    This episode with Theresa and Fat Joe made me realize that Fat Joe Giudice is the poison in that family. He has nothing good to say about anyone. He’s the one that drives the wedge between her and anyone. He’s the one that is separating her by putting all these seriously negative thoughts in her head. She’s so naive that she just takes in all of his negative thoughts and they become hers. He sucks and I really think that she wouldn’t be in these sucky situations if he wasn’t around and she never married him.

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    classy drunk
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 4:25 am

    Teresa has said that she considers the Manzos family. Therefore the Manzos should be able to reprimand her. Her behavior was out of line and intolerable. Teresa should have been embarrassed, made Gia apologize and took her home. I don’t mind her comforting the young girl because she was really upset but you still have to let her know that what she did was disrespectful.

    What really upset me was Teresa saying that she really wanted to go to the shore and she took one for the team. Well no ma’am by mentioning that you came to field day instead of going to the shore you no longer took one for the team, you are now the asshole. The REAL reason you came is that you didn’t want everyone sitting around talking about you and your behavior at the pool party.

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    sheesh
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:31 am

    Theresa’s bathroom is so…just bad taste. Awful.

    Well I thought the worst diplay of behavior was the winning team (cheatahs) after they won.
    Who celebrates a win by wiggling their hands by their ears and sticking out their tongue?
    That would never fly in my family.
    We would have busted out our best/worst dance moves.
    The running man. The robot. The bump. THE WORM!
    Popping and locking for our lives.
    This is just my brothers and sisters though, we’re old school and were raised on Soul Train.

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    classy drunk
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 7:31 am

    Not popping and locking for our lives?!!?!? BWHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

    Agreed Sheesh. Those were some awful winners moves. I am a big fan of the type writer, the butterfly and the bankhead bounce.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 8:03 am

    Havent seen the whole epi–will today but GASMI–ooooooo—sounds like Gia was (dare I say this and gasping!!!) “unattended” duirng her hissy fit!!!!!!!!!! Little too young to be playing with the grownups tho–which seems to be a problem with her.

    Just how did Joe get to the SHore?? He has ni license–wait !!!! I’ll bet Milania drove.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 8:16 am

    @sheesh-we are cut from the same cloth. Back up that circle and watch a good old fashioned dance off! No cheating when you’re on the floor, no room for it.

    This thread is getting REAL in TV gasm blog a lot. DJ Dave agrees.

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 8:17 am

    hot cawfee, I agree I said the ssame thing up thread #17. UNATTENDED I SAY!

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    Closet Fan
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 9:33 am

    I was wondering the same thing… How did Joe, the milkman’s daughter, the demon child and the lucky one that is too young to know how f#cked up her home life is get down the shore?

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    NatPatBen
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 11:31 am

    I completely understand how a competitive person, which everyone claims Gia is, would get upset about another team (especially one of adults) cheating and winning.

    I was super shocked at a baby shower last year that the team consisting of two grandmothers cheated in one of the games. Everyone took it in humor (and disqualified the grandmothers), recognizing that it wasn’t a serious situation. Gia may not be old enough to make that kind of distinction.

    However, her reaction seemed to stem from WAY more than frustration over that.

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    maxiefoofoo
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Again people, Teresa is not an author! Someone else wrote the book, it is called a ghost writer and her name is Heather McLean. The woman does not know that physical therapy is not the therapy that Richie recommended to Joe Gorga. She does not know how to talk, so do you all think she can write? I love Teresa but come on, author? I feel sorry for GIA, she is growing up too fast. Adult conversations should never be had in front of the kids. When we were growing up, our parents friends could and were expected to discipline us if we misbehaved, that was then, when your parents and their friends all had the same kind of parenting.

    As far as Lauren is concerned, stop bitching. You are as skinny as you want to be. There is no such disease in this planet that makes you fat because you do not eat. If your metabolism is slow, workout, if your thyroid is slow, workout. There is no such thing as I don’t eat that much! I was 100 lbs over weight because I ate everything in sight and I always said the same thing, I don’t know why I gain weight if I don’t eat that much, BS I ate everything I saw!

    I am so tired of the everybody hate Teresa show!

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    Mims
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    I don’t understand why on the show they kept accusing Gia of being a bad sport when her Uncle Joe cheated not once but twice! Jackie reads a book to her on bad sportsmanship and the adults are cheating?!! Ugh!! Jacks and Caroline should have minded their business. Once they saw they couldn’t calm Gia down, they should’ve backed off! It would definitely be a problem for me if someone else tried to discipline my child. Gia wasn’t running around with a knife she was having a bratty moment the way all children do.

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    Annie
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Joe and Tre’s car trip to “Domestic Abuse Land” was pretty enlightening.

    Albert Manzo’s relief that his daughter was a chubby girl in high school, so she wouldnt get asked out on dates was equally amazing. Makes me think the Manzo’s were shoveling food in her face for years just so the guys would leave her alone. Sheesh.

    Gia’s meltdown was embarassing, but Caroline and Jaq should have just walked away from it. Everytime Im around a 3 year old (yes, 3 not 10) who has an atomic meltdown like that, I just walk away because there aint no sense talking to a kid like that.

    Oh and holy eff…that prize of provolone? I WANT

    On another note, field day actually sounds like a fun idea…..

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    skychickie
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Ha ha domestic abuse land!

    And wtf?! Ashlee is starting her own clothing line?! Maybe albie and Chris will advertise her stuff like the oh so successful blk. Water

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    kthxbai
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    @ everybody that says Gia hears and sees too much

    Kids see and hear what there is to see and hear. And pick up on the rest with cat style psi tracking factor. Just like we did. The only difference today is that they see and hear it in more places. Specially when their families are on TV.

    If Gia wasn’t acting out and having melt downs it’d mean there was something way>/i> worse wrong with her.

    It’s like that old saying about a healthy reaction to an unhealthy situation.

    The whole passel of them should’ve been sent over to Rosie and the MeeNaneh a long time ago. Not that Gia wouldn’t know about it all. But at least she wouldn’t have to live it 24/7. Unattended>/b>

    At least there was 1 encouraging and hopeful part. When Juicy was in the car ranting and raving, he said something about how he’d leave Tre too!

    He could totally become the Jersey version of Jon Gosselin! Unless it turns out he has to go away.

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    kthxbai
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    OK I’m now on strike 2 of the 3 strike rule. If I do that 1 more time I’m going to put myself on code thing restriction. No italics or bold for 1 week. Or till we get an edit button.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 4:49 am

    Juicy is a pig. He is nasty and vile. Teresa is stunod for staying with him. She should have controlled Gia long before Jackie and Caroline had to…

    I am sick of Lauren whining.

    melissa wore the short shorts on purpose to rile up Teresa. Good for her.

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    classy drunk
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 6:04 am

    I agree Iona. If the tantrum was handled properly. Teresa taking her to the side and saying, hey everyone is just playing around and your Uncle Joe is a big jokester and as a big girl you need to stop with the whining or we will send you with the babies.

    But as we’ve seen Teresa doesn’t seem to be the best disciplinarian, so that was never going to happen.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Teresa didn’t seem the least bit fazed that her child was acting inapporopriately in somebody else’s house. Could you imagine if one of Melissa’s kids threw that kind of a fit in the Guidice La Casa De Bankruptcy? Teresa would be flipping tables.

    I screamed in horror when I saw Kim D in a tank top for the promo for next week. She must be 8o.

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    labowner
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 10:59 am

    @ 50 Iano because look at how Teresa behaves at other peoples houses, businesses etc. Like mother like daughter.

    @ 44 Annie – sorry laughed out loud at “Domestic Abuse Land”. Not funny but it is.

    Please with the stop the Teresa hate. She doesn’t care what she does to anyone, so why should we care? The only reason I care is because of the four young and impressionable girls. She is allowing Joe to teach them that men only like you if they are treating you like shit.

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    featherhead
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    Theresa used a ghost writer to author her cookbooks, I bet she thinks it means her mansion is haunted…

    If I was Caroline, I would have told Gia – “it’s a joke, ya know, ha ha funny.

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    Flipit
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    just saw featherhead’s comment on the front page and DIED. hilary

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    featherhead
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Thanks Flipit – can I have a like button now?? Lol!

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    featherhead
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    By the way – that’s high praise coming from you, Flipit!

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    Cupcake623
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Has anyone read any of the blogs this week? I know Jacqueline isn’t that popular in these parts but her blog kinda goes there and its awesome. She doesn’t feel the need to sugarcoat Teresa’s lack of parenting of their off because I guess Teresa made some pit shots at Ashley and Jackys situation. . . She basically calls Milania the devil lmao

    Teresa still harps on this “My Joe is so real, you’d never see him on camera giving interviews.” She could not be more passive aggressive if her small brain tried. You forgot to mention that he’s fucking disgusting and verbally abusive. At least you would never catch Joey calling Melissa names or telling her to shut the eff up and listen.

    I don’t care for Gia an I never had. I hate when people pretend that their experiences are universal but at 10, I would never ever even think to act like that anywhere where my mother was present. Same goes for my peers. And I’m only 22 so it isn’t even a generational thing imho. All of Gia’s snide remarks about Melissa are pretty gross and they reflect how Teresa really doesn’t go through great lengths to keep her kids out of her family drama. At that age sure I knew the family drama but it wasn’t dumb enough to repeat it to adults.

    For all of her talk about how her girls don’t watch the show and read tabloids hi hello their friends do. And tell them every tidbit you spill to InTouch for a quick buck. She irks my face! No Melissa isn’t innocent and Joey Gorga isn’t either but her martyr act is just a load of shit.

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    labowner
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    I love this response to Teresa’s blog post:

    “Intriguing little blog. Almost got pulled in. Then I stopped at the grocery store and saw the latest magazines at the check stand with you on the cover saying you would destroy Melissa. “

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    Shaggyone
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    Post 44 mentions the GIANT blob of provolone. I found it appalling that it was given to Gia after her display, display, display.

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    labowner
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 9:12 am

    What a c-bag Teresa is. On her blog she once again defends Joe’s horrid behavior to her and then proceeds to throw every other husband under the bus saying “they do it to”. First off, how fucking childish. Second Teresa, when I see any of those husbands treat their wives disrespectfully on camera like Joe has done numerous times to you, then I will believe what you have to say. So much for your mantra of “I don’t talk negatively about them” attitude.

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    jomama
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 10:34 am

    I would never buy my kid a dang thing if they acted that way in a store…..or at my friends house. And when Teresa said she would have rather been at the shore, I would have told her BYE. These people are too nice to her.
    When your kid acts a fool at someones house- you need to say something. Caroline should have shoved a cannoli down Lauren’s throat when she was going on about wanting to only do stuff with her family. If you want to have family only parties, then get a job, get a house, and throw your own flippin’ party!!

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    Gypsy
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Anyone remember, “Happy Wife, Happy Life”? Buahahahahahahahahahahaha! That shit kills me.