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Then Midge says, “Okay, she was a stripper – now what?”, which is an excellent point but Mel still wants to fight the accusation. There are not photos of this alleged stripping, she informs Ter. Well, they don’t take photos in strip clubs, Ter argues back which is true. You’d get beat up and tossed out for that.
“I was a schoolteacher!” cries Mel. Perhaps in the Hot For Teacher number, you were. Then I think it’s Ter who says something about how when you walk on the knife, you could slip and cut yourself which is awesome and dangerous sounding and something I plan to throw into at least one conversation per day.
Midge tells Ter she’s “gotta stop”, and Ter retaliates by now invoking her poor, old immigrant parents. “You’re breaking Mommy and Daddy’s heart!” she yells at Midge. Midge tells her not to start that with her, followed by the accusation that she has taken his parents away from him.
“Don’t do that!” he sobs, as only Midge can, “My kids don’t even have grandparents.” Wait, what about that picture of the kids and the grandparents that Mel tweeted, from Reunion part one or two? Eh who cares, like everything else, this debate downgrades itself to a “FUCK YOU!” – “NO, FUCK YOU!” screaming match. This one even goes to split screen!
Now Jacquee’s somehow in on it too, but even Andy tells her to keep out of it. “Worry about your own family,” Ter yells to the other couch. I think this is the part where she lunges at Jacquee? Let’s just say it was.
It all ends with Jacquee yelling for Ter to “Kiss my ass!” and Ter retorting to “Kiss my titties!”. There’s also something about a botox face, but I’m not sure who that was directed toward. They clearly have no shame, so I’m just embarrassed for myself at this point and the fact that I’m still watching. Much less taking notes.
But it’s okay dolls, cause this train o’ shame is about to come upon us with it’s last, ate up car and that’s Kim D. ”I don’t want to want to fucking sit here all fucking night,” says Ter eloquently. ”I smell shit,” snarls Mel. Ah, something else we agree on.
Smells like my moment, baby.
Nice to meet you, says Andy cordially. ”Finally,” says Kim smugly. So, there’s been lots of speculation about how this man surfaced and Teresa is passionate that she had nothing to do with it…and we’re curious about your input, Andy asks her.
But first, Midge Gorga has something to say. “Can I start?” he asks. For crying out loud Midge, enough distractions already! We are getting to the bottom of who was in on your wife’s bikini dancer ambush, okay? No more diversions of your own stripping past. No sidebars with Kim D. We’re getting our answers. NOW.
And Kim D. is not about to let Midge steal her thunder, either. She shuts Midge down with the news that Andy was talking to her. And finally, here comes the question – did Ter know they were going to do something to Mel, and just not stop it?