And would you believe, Midge still won’t let us get our answer! Now he wants to apologize to Kim D. for the way he acted with her the night of her fashion show. He was looking for sleazy Angelo, and she was basically collateral damage.
“I was shocked and appalled,” says the lady with horsehair weave she fished out of a dumpster over a year ago and washed in a bus station on her way to the set. The Gorgas accuse her of doing the dirty work for “someone”, and then ask her what she has against them.
So, the tale goes that Mel promoted some other store named Posche but spelled differently. Kim got mad, so when she heard about Mel and the stripper/bikini dancer thing…”Bingo,” trills Kim delightfully, unnecessarily adding, “I’m a little vengeful.”
And so, she asked Teresa to come to the salon. There you go, it was a setup. Thank you very much. Andy does question Kim on the convenience of the whole thing, to which the evil skank just shrugs and humorously reports that “unfortunately, things just fall into my lap.” So many disgusting places you can go with that one, huh.
So, Ter’s in the clear right? She didn’t know what was coming when she went with Kim D. to the salon. But no. Now Caro’s got to be involved. First, she strokes Kim. ”You know I like you,” she says sweetly. Then she zeroes in on some conversation she had with her, and wants to know, “What did you tell us?”
Oh, I don’t remember says Kim breezily. Oh, come on Caroline, are you in the same show that I’m watching? The ho will agree with whoever has the camera with them. So simple.
It is not time for Kim’s big scene. ”Did she know something was gonna go down? Yes. Did she know exactly what? No. Did she know who the target was? Of course she knew, I was mad at Melissa.” says Kim, basking in every moment of her demented monologue.
“Thank you very much,” says Jacquee smugly. I’m sorry what does that prove? How does that absolve you? Whatever info Ter had, you had even more, with your little texting affair. Ter and Jacquee argue over who knew who was the target, and I think it’s Andy who chimes in that Ter did look upset. And if anyone knows what really happened, it’s Andy.
Then everyone is accused of “knowing”, except Kat and of course, Mel. Then Andy wants to know who Jacquee was texting. Did we cover this in one of the other eighty million reunion shows? It was a producer, which Andy knows damn well because I’m pretty sure the internet says she’s fired now.
Anyhow, Jacquee protects her source and just says that she can’t reveal who it was because it’s a good friend who she still sees. “Bring her on the show,” taunts Ter. And finally, Jacquee is getting heat for her part in this. Did she know you were mad at Mel, Andy asks Kim D.?
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