Brown Smurf further explains that he doesn’t care if Midge does it, but when others do it and he doesn’t stick up for her, then he’s a loser and Midge totally agrees.
We call this phenomenon ‘Circling The Camaros’.
Then Lebanese Dilbert is yelling about something, and reminding Smurf that the last time they fought, Smurfy ended up with a black eye. Smurf yells that Dilbert was lucky he had his glasses to protect him. Dilbert asks if Smurfy is threatening him. Aren’t the husbands just adding so many layers to this reunion?
And then it’s Dilbert’s turn to be sort of grilled about being mean to Ter, talking about how she should be burned at the stake and how he threw away THE COOKBOOK.
Then it’s more yelling, this time between the Guidices and the Wakiles about blogs and watching episodes and being rich and being broke and being self-made and then Smurf outs Dilbert as not the gas station magnate he purports to be…but a mere employee of “Eggson!” That’s Jersey for “Exxon”. Wait, so does this mean that VP Of Slushee Machine Maintenance is a made-up title? It’s not an actual career path?
How did the black eye happen? Well, it’s a debate. Either Smurf was grabbing for Dilbert’s crotch, or vice versa. Sorry Cohen, but the real question here is how did you manage to miss it? Were you short of cameras that day?
And somehow, this brings us back to the topic of Dina. Andy really knows how to highlight the sore points and I for one am appreciative. Chris really isn’t sure where Dina’s head is right now because they are not speaking but he nonetheless “has to assume that Teresa played a role”. So you have no facts or evidence whatsoever, but you’re sure it’s Ter’s fault. Sorry, but if Teresa and her nonsense could break up a family, then perhaps your family had some problems to start off with?
I personally don’t think Ter had anything to do with the Dina mess, other than be supportive of Dina cutting the rest of them off. But let’s hear why Chris has come to this brilliant conclusion – it’s because he’s familiar with the relationship with his idiot wife and Ter, so he can “only assume” that Ter was at the bottom of it.
Well, case closed. Someone get the gallows. Chris has deduced third-hand that this was Ter’s fault, so therefore it must be true. And what’s that old saying about assuming making an ass out of you and me? Chris Laurita, I generally do not consider you an ass, but using your nutcase shit-stirrer of a wife as justification for blaming everyone else for your family problems is making me reconsider.
Was Chris disappointed to see Dina at the Fabulini party? We learn that Chris and Dina were as close as Ter and Midge once were, so to hear her talk about Caro bothered him a lot. Oh, that’s another thing we learned on the internet. Chris and Dina were close, and when Jacquee came along, Dina didn’t like it. I do recall Dina and Jacquee fighting at Dina’s charity event and I can see Dina not having patience for Jacquee and her vapid stare.
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