Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Ass, Real World Philly…

Real World

By B-Side | Tuesday, March 8, 2005 | 2:55 pm | 19 Comments

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Let’s put a nail in this coffin, shall we? The Real World season from hell finally purges itself from the sacred 10 Spot this evening, and I couldn’t be happier. We still have just over four hours to go before this ship sets sail; so why not pass the time here at TVgasm? We’ve collected some Friendster pics of the cast for your perusal/scrutiny…

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Shavonda provides us with a glamour shot that betrays her most un-glamorous voice. Note that she’s single now. Somewhere, Shaun is roaming the streets, hoping his indie-hair and general pussiness will attract another harpy.

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Thank goodness for motion blur.

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With her implants allying with gravity, Sarah seeks out the load-bearing assistance of her friend to prop her up.

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Willie reenacts the first time he caught MJ and Landon alone together.

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The Mammas and the Poppas reunite.

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    GEddieG
    Posted March 8, 2005 at 8:44 pm

    If you don’t have a nice scourching review of the season finale by this time tomorrow, I’ll be really disappointed.

    Great job thus far. Terrific (and accurate) writing. I just found this Web site today and have laughed my ass off.

  2. 2
    N-Unit
    Posted March 8, 2005 at 10:10 pm

    Okay… Let me begin by thanking all the people at TVGasm for keeping me posted with American Idol and Real World. Ive been too busy scatching my juevos outside the country.

    Holla to my boys J-Unit and B-Side!

    I would also like to express my concern over the banners placed on the site. If you guys are trying to cash in on minorities and illegal immigrants with “enter the green card lottery” banners, call me. I want in!

    Also, sorry for the poor communication. I am dying to visit.

    p be peace in the middle east.

    Ge ggee G-UNIT!

  3. 3
    B-Side
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 2:36 am

    Real World finale was, well, about as good as the rest of the season, which is not saying much. I can’t promise a recap Wednesday night, but there should be a brand spakin’ new one up Thursday morning.

  4. 4
    Leah3t
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 3:42 am

    That finale was the least touching finale ever….and there was an awful lot of crying noises without any visible tears on a certain Shavonda’s part.

  5. 5
    one of the papa's
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 2:58 pm

    This is bullshit

  6. 6
    Schit Show
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 3:12 pm

    Oh my god- get a life people- did you have to raid our friendster- I was on the show and it made me yawn- so continue to wack off on the fact that you can post anonymous nasty comments about people you don’t know and if you don’t like it don’t watch it-

  7. 7
    SchitSho 2
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 3:15 pm

    It’s so funny, you have all this time to talk about how much you hate real world and how “stupid” it is, yet you know the play by play and take time to fucking stalk our asses on friendster and steal pictures for your stupid fuckin website, sweet life

    -your mom

  8. 8
    SchitSho2
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 3:19 pm

    By the way, these could be the most unwitty comments to their pictures i’ve ever read… this could’ve potentially been funny but the lack of creativity shows you have no business having a website. the one about mj and landon is kinda funny. the rest are just retarded.

  9. 9
    FriendoftheSchitShow
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 3:54 pm

    How Lame to steal somebodies friendster pics, and comment with stupid comments. What jealous fucks. These are probably the hottest people on the planet, and the funniest. I love you guys….

    -FriendoftheSchitShow (atleast put comments like “i caught you a delicious bass”, or “your mom goes to college”, but whoever did this is just lame)

  10. 10
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 7:16 pm

    Schit Show,

    If you read the whole series of Real World Philie recaps and posts, you’ll see the rules of TVGasm, for the most part, is the same as the rules of a Roast…You can only roast the ones you love. These comments are made in fun. And should be taken in fun… Your celebrity careers, realistically will go no farther than a reunion show and RW/RR Challenges, so keep in mind, the people you are having words with, are the very people who will be responsable for keeping you relavant…

    Infact, thats what this post and posts like it do…it keeps you relavent.

    And finally since when are you one to be upset about exploitation of your private lives….you were on MTVs Real World! You lost that right. We are not posting photos of you sunbathing topless in your backyard (though, lord knows if I could….), we are posting photos you have on a public forum which can be accessed by billions. THE INTERNET.

    Enjoy the ride while you’re still invited to the fair,

    Madeyoulaugh

  11. 11
    SchitSho2
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 7:22 pm

    well in that case you should see the rest of our pics, and if its all in fun we should probably join in and rip on ourselves, which we do on a daily basis anyways

  12. 12
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 8:09 pm

    SchitSho2,

    We would love to. And, sincerely….none of this is meant to be cruel…at least not with your cast…Big Brother, Amazing Race 6 and a few others we truly hate….its all in fun…fun at…well, your expense.

    MYL

  13. 13
    b-side
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 9:47 pm

    SchitSho2,

    Seriously – we don’t mean to be cruel or make you feel badly. To echo Madeyoulaugh, we consider it a roast. If we didn’t inherently like you or your show, we probably wouldn’t waste all this time with it. Plus, we also know that there’s a line between what we see on TV and who you guys actually are. Ultimately, we’re having fun with the characters that have been presented to us.

    And by all means, if we’re not funny, please feel free to bash us. It’s all love baby. all love.

  14. 14
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 10:04 pm

    Well…don’t bash me..I’m thin skinned….seriously, its a genetic disorder..if I type to hard I bleed from the fingers.

  15. 15
    schitsho2
    Posted March 9, 2005 at 11:07 pm

    Some of it is hilarious, some of it is downright mean but whatever, i guess “that’s your job!” (i hope this isn’t your job)
    -the unidentified girl in almost every freaking picture

  16. 16
    jash
    Posted March 10, 2005 at 12:17 pm

    i love “friend of schitshow” and his witty suggestions such as “i caught you a delicious bass”, or “your mom goes to college”

    SIGN THAT wo/man up to write for tvgasm POST HASTE!

  17. 17
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted March 10, 2005 at 3:47 pm

    Schitzo2,

    Im curious how you guys came across TVgasm to begin with.

    MYL

  18. 18
    Genevieve
    Posted March 11, 2005 at 11:04 am

    Enjoy the ride while you’re still invited to the fair.

    So true, so true.

    p.s. Let you in on a little secret, Friendster is a public place.

  19. 19
    SchitSho2
    Posted March 14, 2005 at 4:29 pm

    Friendster is a public place? what, like a f-ing park?? it’s meant to share with your friends… hence the name. we know the stories behind them, so they’re funny to us… it’s really kinda sad that you guys have this time on your hands to find out last names and use friendster to stalk, but whatever makes you happy… Who found this website? don’t get too excited it’s not that famous, one of our friends recognized us randomly, it’s not that popular. and thank you for the invite to the fair- it’s up there with our top invites of the year. who comes up with these phrases?

    -unidentified girl

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