Pimping Ain’t Ebay

Real World

By madeyoulaugh | Tuesday, November 16, 2004 | 3:31 pm | 9 Comments

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From Real World, to the pages of Playboy, to the Surreal Life and countless RW/RR challenges, Trishelle has managed to make a living doing nothing.

Well all that is changing as she has now decided to auction off dates on ebay. After being forced to live in a penthouse in Las Vegas’ wildest casino/resort and cramped in there with sexy drunk peers, then moving on to living with has been celebrities in a mansion in hollywood for ten days, and getting paid $60.000 for it, she is now going to have the rough life of being taken out by wealthy men to dinner, being chauffeured around in limo’s and all the while doing it for the cold hard cash.

Hmmm, I know there is a profession where I have heard this premise for a woman making money with a similar profession before. Oh yeah! Now I remember.

In any event to bid or watch the bid for this special night with Trash-elle the link it after the jump. And if I sound particularly bitter, it’s only because I can’t afford the date. I’ve heard she’s a sweet girl……
……and I just want a tiny sip of that sweet nectar.

For your chance to donate to her “keep me from ever working a real job fund” click here!

9 Comments

  1. 1
    b-side
    Posted November 16, 2004 at 3:36 pm

    If people really want to spend a day with Trishelle, they can just hang around the Saddle Ranch on the Sunset Strip. She’ll turn up eventually. Then just stalk away!

  2. 2
    lalalou
    Posted November 16, 2004 at 4:05 pm

    the more interesting question is – who is amturri, the seller of Trishell – apparantly amturri’s interests include collecting faux modern desk lamps, souping up his mustang, and dodgy “Italia” t-shirts….

  3. 3
    smithie
    Posted November 16, 2004 at 5:16 pm

    So far only $1025? Come one, the “chance” to hang out with Trishelle is worth more than that. I enjoy the not before 12/6 and not after 3/6. What happens before and after those dates? Is that when Trishelle is out of her drunken stupor and has realized that she is letting her modeling firm sell her, for local pickup only, to the highest bidder. I don’t know what Trishelle will get after they pay for the limo, plane ticket and the lunch. Maybe $5. Couldn’t she have had this sponsored by someone a little more up her alley, like playboy.com or somewhere where someone didn’t have to type in hookers, or Trishelle into a search in order to find it.
    I would like to start a pool. When and in what order will Trishelle: A. Get a DUI B. Have a drug overdose C. Have a guest spot at the Bunny Ranch D. Become a professional athlete’s baby’s momma and E. Wither away from our lives

  4. 4
    Jenn
    Posted November 16, 2004 at 8:29 pm

    Let’s hope its choice E, then we don’t have to worry about A thru D.

    I love how theres actually a reserve amount for her date. Whatev!

  5. 5
    mattie
    Posted November 16, 2004 at 8:30 pm

    anyone else find the fact that there is a “reserve” hilarious?

  6. 6
    Lady J
    Posted November 16, 2004 at 8:31 pm

    Remember the Vegas days when Trishelle was worried about embarassing her family? Guess the verdict came down against them. This girl’s on the Gia track, for sure.

  7. 7
    Genevieve
    Posted November 17, 2004 at 10:33 am

    I did the same thing as you lalalou. And apperantly we both stopped looking at what the person bought after 3 purchases, lol.

    I didn’t think someone whould stoop to becoming a high price escort just to outlast their 15 minutes.

  8. 8
    Dawn
    Posted November 17, 2004 at 12:54 pm

    I just heard an interview with Trishelle – she says the proceeds from this auction are going to charity.

  9. 9
    mattie
    Posted November 17, 2004 at 4:19 pm

    still searching for that cure for syphillis, huh?

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