Pose for FHM? No Svet.

19 Comments

1. 1
   holyterror
   Posted May 1, 2006 at 1:32 pm

   Omigod. What an abudance of grease and no audio will hide.

2. 2
   stacyrocks
   Posted May 1, 2006 at 1:59 pm

   ^ LOL. “abundance of grease”. That was very funny to me. I am so tired…

3. 3
   Ash
   Posted May 1, 2006 at 1:59 pm

   Maybe not exactly model material, but she is pretty!

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   antebellum
   Posted May 1, 2006 at 2:18 pm

   Svetlana’s a pretty girl, but that picture is not very flattering. There is an “abundance of grease” and her stomach looks hairy or something. Her face looks off in some way too.

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   m_ruv
   Posted May 1, 2006 at 4:07 pm

   Whatever, she looks like Robert Downey Jr. meets Shelley Duvall.

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   susanarosa
   Posted May 1, 2006 at 4:12 pm

   I do like Svetlana but there is no way those are 34DD’s like she says in the interview. I have 34DD’s and even when I was 19 there was no way they’d fit in those little teeny bikini tops…even with all the spillage, etc…

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   holyterror
   Posted May 1, 2006 at 4:16 pm

   I hate it when models look greasy and asthmatic (the gaping mouth).

   The coloring is weird (looks like she has an aspiring beard), and her crotch is hidden in too much fabric and shadow. Get a wax.

   Stacyrocks: I have myself profited from an abundance of grease. Luckily, no one will be looking at her face.

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   susanarosa
   Posted May 1, 2006 at 4:18 pm

   I forgot to add the most important phrase “unless they’re fake” to my comment above…

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   zevonia
   Posted May 1, 2006 at 4:22 pm

   A quote from FHM interview: “Are there any good punch-ups in the series?
   There aren’t any physical fights, because I wasn’t allowed. There were certainly moments when I wanted to rip someone’s head off. If you really piss me off, I don’t take the intelligent route”I’d rather beat the shit out of you. I couldn’t do that, though, because I signed a contract with MTV before filming started. There were times when I was like, “If only I could choke you for 10 minutes, I’d feel so much better.” But, of course, I couldn’t do that. ”
   Yes, she couldn’t choke someone because she signed a contract and not because that would be the wrong thing to do. What a “lovely” human being!

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    hannahthehun
    Posted May 1, 2006 at 7:01 pm

    susanarosa,
    I agree those are definitely not DDs, fake or real.

11. 11
    EdHill
    Posted May 1, 2006 at 7:11 pm

    If she asked me I would definetely insert my penis into her vagina.

    I wouldnt be proud about it though.

12. 12
    copygodd
    Posted May 1, 2006 at 7:37 pm

    commie cooter!

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    Firecat
    Posted May 1, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    I’d do her…but i’d tape her mouth first.

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    erms
    Posted May 1, 2006 at 8:45 pm

    haha firecat… but in true niptuck christian troy style, it would be a paper bag.

    this picture is horrible.

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    Firecat
    Posted May 1, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    I got it…I got it…

    A russian flag wrapped around her face……

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    Chloe
    Posted May 2, 2006 at 7:07 am

    Who would win in a fight, Melinda (from Austin) or Svetlana?

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    erms
    Posted May 2, 2006 at 8:33 am

    Melinda, because she has backup patrol from danny. Are there any word on those two?? Please update B-Side if available.

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    Alikat
    Posted May 2, 2006 at 8:52 am

    I do think she’s pretty but seriously her bellybutton is too greasy! This is not a good shot of her.

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    joshman5k
    Posted May 2, 2006 at 12:00 pm

    god, it looks like someone cock slapped her.