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Thursday, December 21, 2006
11:18 am
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Last month, Michael Richards spurred a maelstrom of controversy when he bitterly used the n-word and several other racial epithets at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. One of the many outcomes of this event was that it left many in the black community wondering when it was appropriate to ever use the n-word, if at all. Now comes The Real World, which dares to question to limits of tasteful comedy all over again. Forget the n-word. There’s a more pressing debate to be had: when is it ever okay to joke about Tyson Beckford? Apparently, the answer is NEVER!
Yes, in an amazing feat for reality idiocy, a joke about Tyson Beckford suddenly spiraled into a screaming match between Tyrie and Jenn, thus proving that no time is ever a good time for some old fashioned T-Beck comedy. I think we can all expect this episode to resonate in pop culture for years to come.This week’s episode began with the ominous image of the roomies all drinking at the house. Granted, almost every episode begins with these lushes downing some shots or wine, but we always know it’s gonna lead to bad times when the libations commence at Ground Zero. Pre-Party + Real Worlders + Party + Post-Party = dumb fights.
Nevertheless, Jenn quickly and lightheartedly scolded Tyrie for being five drinks behind her pace, and then a few minutes later, she caught him alone and confessed that he reminded her a lot of her ex-boyfriend, Doyle — or, as she then continually referred to him, “That Individual.” Bitch, you already told us his name. Don’t try to get all polite and technical sounding. Anyway, Tyrie and Jenn then engaged in a rather dumb conversation, which resulted in Tyrie saying, “You respect me as a person, I will respect you as a person.” Translation: “You will shortly be disrespecting me as a person, and I will therefore disrespect you as a person too.”
The two then laughed and joked about how they were certain to butt heads, but they assured each other that they weren’t going to try to do it — it’s not like it was a competition or something. Meanwhile, in Jenn’s brain, we could practically see her thinking, “I totally have to beat him in the butt-heads game.” Once all this social housekeeping was done, it was back to the group for a few more drops of booze, or as Jenn might call it, “Liquid life.”
The next day, we found a cute dog chilling out in a river. This was then followed by several other pooch images until the sight of Jenn gulping from a giant wine glass bucked the trend. (Were they implying that she was a dog! How rude!) Luckily, Jenn wasn’t the only one enjoying an oversized glass of wine this fine morning. Colie was also feeding her inner alkie, which was appropriate, seeing how Colie would need to train for Jenn’s eventual wedding. Anyway, I don’t know if it was the booze talking or just her usual idiocy, but Colie asked the group, “How does everyone feel about a puppy? Be completely honest.” Jenn was all for it (to be fair, she thought “puppy” was some sort of tequila beverage), but all the guys were kind of like “Eh.” Actually, they were outright against it, and for good reason. In case Colie hadn’t noticed, The Real World house isn’t what one normally considers a “healthy environment.” As much fun as it would be to get totally wasted and forget that the dog was stuck outside or unfed or being roasted in the oven, I just don’t think canines and Real Worlders should ever mix.
Of course, even though none of the boys wanted a cute widdle puppy, that didn’t stop Jenn from trying to convince them otherwise. The dog wouldn’t be messy, she reasoned, because it could go and poop on the fake grass. You idiot, that’s worse. Later on, when just the guys were hanging out, Stephen continued to roll his eyes at the idea, using some amusing logic to turn the puppy request into the downfall of moral society: “So can we bring in a circus clown?” he asked the guys, following up with, “What about a prostitute?” Hmmm… he had a point. I’ve heard many times that puppies are gateway animals to prostitution. I kind of wish he had kept going with his thought process. I could just imagine in: “What next? A prostitute? How about her pimp too? Or any criminal? How about a terrorist? Let’s just invite in Osama Bin Laden! Hey, I got an idea, let’s invite HITLER TO COME OVER!!!!” (Puppies do lead to dinner parties with Hitler’s corpse, btw).
Anyway, all this puppy discussion was noteworthy because it revealed to us the social separation in the house. The guys (excluding Davis) were pulling away from the girls a bit, and as a result, Stephen, Tyrie, and Alex had gone about calling themselves, “The Frat.” Basically, the only rule of The Frat was that they’d all have each other’s backs (at least, until they all started fighting with each other).
Well, if you have a Frat, what are you gonna do? That’s right: gotta have a Frat Party! Sure enough, Stephen’s random friend Rob called up and began talking about the glories of a party bus. A poll on the dance floor? Sign ‘em up!
That afternoon — or maybe it was another afternoon, who knows? — the partay bus showed up, but sadly, it was not blasting “The Venga Bus,” thus dashing my hopes for seeing the best party bus EVER. Boarding this mighty vehicle of inebriation and tomfoolery were none other than “The Frat” as well as guest star Rob and Jenn as the lone girl. Yes, this was a party bus for five people. ROCK ON!!!
Party of five.
Jenn then boasted to us, “My tolerance is so high. I can hold a lot of liquor.” Yes, that’s what we normally like to call “sadly delusional.” Let’s not forget a few weeks ago when your “high tolerance” stuck you in a situation where oops, you suddenly realized you were having sex! Nevertheless, we found Jenn and the boyz over at Coyote Ugly, the preferred bar for skanks and tourists and skanky tourists. The buxom waitresses forced some tequila shots down the the guys’ throats, and once enough alcohol had been consumed, Jenn hopped up on the bar top and shook her bon bon like no other. Something tells me she’s been dancing on bars for quite some time.
It must be Christmastime because I see a ho, ho, ho!
Anyway, after the thrills of Coyote Ugly had run their course, the gang hopped back in the party bus and returned to the house to pick up Davis, Brooke, and assorted other strangers. Keep in mind, by the way, that this party had been raging since the late afternoon. Yes, the night was just beginning — although, judging by Brooke’s giant yawns and the bored-looking girl sitting all alone on the other side of the bus, something told me this wasn’t the most exciting party of all time. However, Jenn was all good and drunk now, and we knew one of two things was gonna happen: either she was going to insert the closest penis into her mouth or she was turn into a belligerent drunk. Well, the closest penis belonged to Davis; so we knew nothing was gonna happen on that front. Might as well go to option number two: start yelling like a crazy woman!
Now I have to provide a little disclaimer here. The following events are murky at best. I really had a hard time following this part of the show. You see, what happened (I think) is that everyone was chanting Davis’s name over and over again, and so Davis made a dumb joke, saying, “Tyrell Davis!” I think it was his attempt to make a pun out of his name and Tyrie’s name, but obviously it backfired because there is no Tyrell Davis, only Terrell Davis. Tyrie corrected him and then jokingly declared that not every black man’s name began with “Ty.” Laughs were had by all, except from Jenn who then chirped up and reminded Tyrie that Tyson Beckford’s name starts with a “Ty.” So, HA! In response, Tyrie replied, “Fuck that pretty boy!” — which was obviously a joke — but suddenly Jenn decided it was her duty, nay, her life’s calling to defend Tyson Beckford’s calling.
“Pretty boy?” she balked, “He has tats, and he’s been in a car accident and almost died!”
In response, Tyrie told Jenn to calm down because he was just playing, but he should have realized that you simply do NOT “play” with Tyson Beckford. Jenn shot Tyrie the finger and announced, “I’m done with you.” TYSON BECKFORD’S REPUTATION SHALL NOT BE BESMIRCHED!
“NOT TYSON!”
Well, suddenly, this party bus turned into a short bus because things became really retarded really quickly. The two began yelling at each other, with Tyrie mocking Jenn’s dumb “ROCKSTAR!!! WHOO!!!!” bit. I swear I rewound the scene three times it was that funny. Of course, if there’s anything more offensive than bashing Tyson Beckford, it’s bashing’s Jenn’s prized gesture.
Thank you, Tyrie.
After that, it was on. Well, it was on anyway, but now it was more on. Tyrie continued his verbal assault, accurately declaring, “You’re just talking stupid for no fuckin’ reason!” Jenn clearly couldn’t deny this; so she came back at Tyrie with more idiotic charges. “Life isn’t about Tyrie!!!” she screamed. At this point, I had no idea what she was talking about. Heck, I had no idea what either of them were talking about. All we knew was that they were now in each other’s faces with the roomies using all their strength to pull them apart. Talk about a party pooper bus!
Once again, Alex is effective as usual.
Random aside: YES!
After the commercial break, Jenn finally huffed off the party bus, resolving to simply march around in her party shoes instead. The night wasn’t about to end for her. Just because she got off the bus didn’t mean she couldn’t pursue her goals of blissful alcohol poisoning. Meanwhile, back in the bus, Tyrie was trying to figure out what the hell had happened. “I just made a joke about Tyson Beckford,” he said, confused. Oh Tyrie. Your ignorance in this situation pains me. You think you’re just making a joke, but you have no idea the people you’re hurting! Listen to yourself for a second. You’re making jokes about Tyson Beckford. TYSON BECKFORD!!! That sort of talk can get you thrown out of college. Think before you speak, man. THINK.
Speaking of thinking, or a lack thereof, Jenn was still flying off the handle outside. Alex tried his best to calm her down, but if there’s anything we know about him, it’s that he’s completely ineffective in most situations. Nevertheless, an angry Jenn explained to him that regarding Tyrie, “You’re not the only person who has a dominant personality!!!” Um, it’s not a competition to have the most dominant personality (and this is precisely what’s wrong with The Real World these days, but I digress).
Jenn then tried to repress her rage by putting on a smiley face and saying, “He’s not ruining my night. I’m still smiling.” Seriously, just shut up already. She then flashed her signature “Rock On!” gestures and said, “Let’s do this [flashing the gesture] and party on our own.” I really loved how doing the Rock On would somehow change things.
Well, as Jenn headed off to Monarck (surprise, surprise), Tyrie apologized to the rest of his buds in the party bus. He accepted full responsibility for his part in the fight, causing Stephen to announce that Tyrie was thus a real man. Since when did this turn into the Mature Bus? Lame.
Later on, when everyone had returned back to the house, Jenn was still mighty pissed at Tyrie for sullying the good name of Tyson Beckford. She flashed him the finger behind his back and then muttered that she wanted to sock Tyrie in the face for being so “fucking ignorant.” Ignorant of what? Tyson Beckford’s feelings, CLEARLY!
Jenn then ranted, “Don’t judge me, don’t evaluate me, and don’t tell me who the fuck I am!” That’s right, she’s allowed to call Tyrie “fucking ignorant” for no real reason, but God forbid he ever judge or evaluate her! Jenn then hilariously congratulated herself for being the allegedly rational one in this fight, saying, “I left the bus before I got inappropriate.” Hmm… was that before or after you spat in Tyrie’s face because he made a joke about Tyson Beckford?
Finally, she concluded her night of drunkenness by saying, “Welcome to the world of reality. When you’re ready to learn about people other than yourself because you’re so self-indulged, I can teach you. If you’re ready to learn, I can teach.” Yes, going to Jenn to learn about reality would be like me going to a carpenter to learn about open heart surgery. Not smart.
The next day, Jenn and her herpes lips finally sobered up, but that didn’t mean she was any less defensive. She called her sister up and said that Tyrie was just like Doyle. Rather than being empathetic, her sister seemed somewhat confrontational, and we soon learned that she thought Jenn had a drinking problem. Hmmm… nah. Just because Jenn gets into the same sort of fights every time she gets wasted (which is every night), that doesn’t mean that Jenn has a problem. It’s everyone else who has the problem, and they just happen to pick fights with her over and over and over again in the exact same ways every time. Clearly, this is Doyle’s fault somehow.
As for Tyrie, he was just going about his business as usual, and he certainly wasn’t going to go out of his way to make nice with Jenn. He had a serious case of Real World-itis going on — meaning that he was not going to apologize “for being me.” Normally, I’d roll my eyes, but in this case, Tyrie really was in the right. He shouldn’t have had to hang his head in shame just because he made a dumb Tyson Beckford joke. Although, some sensitivity training wouldn’t hurt (you just can’t go around civilized society making thoughtless Tyson jokes).
Actually, I think what Tyrie was really saying was that just because he reminded Jenn of her ex-boyfriend didn’t mean he was going to apologize for it. Those were her issues, not his, and on that front, he was absolutely correct. Nevertheless, when we returned from the commercial break, we found Jenn walking with Brooke, trying to justify her rampant drinking habit. The reason why she was such a lush, it turns out, is because she’s single and has nothing better to do. Well, in that case, drink ’til you vomit, party girl!
Jenn then made a few passing comments about how she should probably cut back on the drinking. Lofty ambitions that were quickly undermined by the sight of her dancing on a table at a club again. Soon, she was babbling to some random corporate guys who clearly were not expecting a drunk floozy to be suddenly venting/slurring to them about her roommates. Even though they probably didn’t care, Jenn told them about the whole Tyrie situation, saying how in the fight, he kept telling her to shut up over and over again, and was she gonna take that? Hell to the no!
Amusingly, she then tried to backtrack by saying, “He’s a good guy. I won’t talk crap.” She then added, “But seriously, here’s another reason why Tyrie sucks so much…”
Davis then appeared on screen and told us, “Some people know their limits, and I don’t think she’s ever learned hers.” And as we all know, Davis is an expert when it comes to knowing his drinking limits.
Nevertheless, Jenn continued to party on, and much to my delight, she made a total ass of herself by, well, falling on her ass. Yes, Jenn was so out of control that she literally fell over on the dance floor, thus proving that she was both a lush and tragic.
The blurry mess of legs down there? Yeah, that’s Jenn.
Soon after, Davis asked someone, “Are we going to Monarck tonight?” Um, how could you not be? You guys go there every single episode. It’s like the return of the Dizzy Rooster.
The next day, Jenn admitted to us that she had a drinking problem (not that that’s going to change anything), and then she wandered over to Tyrie to have “a talk.” She told him that she simply could not separate him from Doyle; so the two came up with a foolproof system. From now on, whenever they started to get heated, Jenn would now say, “I’m having a Doyle moment,” and then Tyrie would shut up, swallow his pride and be quiet (which is pretty much what he should have been doing anyway, considering he was dealing with essentially a slutty oompa loompa).
On that note, the episode came to an end. What did you think? Are you as happy as I am that we finally had the long overdue dialogue about inappropriate Tyson Beckford jokes? And how do you feel about “Having a Doyle moment.” Should these Real Worlders have “an idiot moment” instead?
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Thank you for clearing up that whole bus situation, B-Side. As I am Tivo-less, I had no idea how things escalated. To tell you the truth, I still have no idea WHY, but now I at least know what they said.
I think the funniest part of the fight was when Stephen prissily yelled that his blazer had gotten wet. Ooohhh Princess, it’ll be okay. Daddy will buy you a new one.
Also, where the hell was E.Colie for that whole debacle? On an extended stay at the STD clinic?
I’m really disappointed at how the Real World has evolved. Do you remember the good ole days when it was a good and entertaining show because of the friendships, the relationships, the SOBER fights and the clash of personalities? Now its all those things–but it has to be in a drunken state to make it to television. I remember Hawaii, Chicago, Seattle…all those seasons were interesting becuase they didnt have to get wasted for things to happen. Man, I really miss Chicago. That was the best! Oh well, I guess sober entertainment is not entertainment anymore.
Once again, thanks to editing by the MTV people we get half the story. Seems to me that there was more going on before this fight began. I clearly remember during the Tyrie/Davis fight that most of the roomies were comforting & consoling Tyrie; Jenn was the only one doing this for Davis when he got back to the house the next day. She was the first to greet him at the door and she sat near him while hugging him as he explained his side of the story to Tyrie & the other roomates– who were not sitting next to him.
I think Jenn simply doesn’t like Tyrie and the alcohol took over.
Which means there’ll be more drama to look forward to later. Cuz when a girl scorned gets drunk every night to forget about a former BF, the closest target for all her pent up anger and aggression is gonna be the guy who reminds or resembles the guy who did her wrong. Poor Tyrie should pack his suitcase and leave now.
I wouldn’t mind. I don’t like him anyway and I don’t think he’d be sorely missed.
So who thinks Jenn & Davis are gonna hook up? Can’t wait for that episode…
Yes, B-Side, I agree… the best part of this episode was finding out that there’s a new season of The Hills to look forward too.
A new season of The Hills?!
ROCK ON!!
You could tell that Jenn was about to say “Welcome to the real world (denver…colorado!)” but had to switch it up to “the world of reality” at the last moment.
This episode did suck but it made me thankful for tivo since I just fast forwarded thru those last few minutes with that, probably idiot, boring, Tyrie/Jenn convo.
But next week looks great! Colie in the hospital in massive amounts of pain! Count me in!!! And that other girl in the house getting chewed out by Tyrie for calling everything negative “the ghetto” will just give me another change to be grateful for the fast-forward option!
“slutty oompa loompa”
Perfect description. I particularly enjoyed the part where, after Brooke asked how many nights a week Jenn drank, Jenn first responded with “four nights,” before realizing that Brooke wasn’t just talking about her black-out drunk nights, and that she did, in fact drink every night.
I’m sure her plan to “cut down” will work out great.
Not to take any responsibility away from Jenn during the “bus battle” (since she obviously has her own set of issues), but it’s beginning to feel like Tyrie is just about the angriest “angry black man” I’ve ever seen.
MTV must feel compelled to fill certain roles because they seem to cast very specific personalities on a frequent basis.
This is probably how the Real World casting call checklist looks:
Gay Male “ Check
Slutty Uneducated Girl “ Check
Sweet Southern Girl “ Check
Drunken Frat Boy “ Check
Religious Authority (Male or Female) “ Check
Troubled Clingy Girl “ Check
Angry Black Male “ Check
I think MTV is really doing the black community a disservice in their casting of African-American men. However I do give them props for selecting Jaquese in the San Diego cast. It should happen more often.
The Real World is a huge let down. I miss Flora, Trashelle, Ruthie, etc.
PS, they showed a sneak preview of The Hills after RW, and it looks like The.Best.Televison.Show.Ever.
I can’t wait.
Oh how I wish the roomates were still there now, shoveling out 2-3 feet of snow!!! Well I’m stuck in my house for about the next three days with nothing to do but watch the news and reruns…FUN!
I am so tired of looking at Tyrie up in peopls’ faces screaming.
Oh B-Side, I love that you mentionned the Vengaboys’s Venga Bus, LoL!
And this season of the Real World is getting real old, real fast. They are all clowns. I don’t care for any of them. Can’t wait for The Hills though!!
I don’t really see how Tyrie can be blamed for this fight though. What exactly did he do wrong? He made light of a situation with Davis that was, at best, stereotypical and at worst slightly racist (referring to the not every black guy’s name starts with “Ty”). Then Jenn throws her tramp opinion into the mix with the Tyson Beckford comment, which proves nothing, because it’s just one other guy (it’d be like me saying all white people are named George, because two out of the last three presidents were named George). So not only does Jenn’s comment not prove anything, it’s really just a provocation towards the “angry black man”. Tyrie ignores it and again makes light. Jenn then completely flies of the handle.
In regards to typeccasting by the Real World producers, maybe we should take a look at a ourselves first. Maybe we’re the ones throwing around labels. Anytime a black guy gets mad on television suddenly he’s the “angry black man”. His deal with Davis (while irrational) had nothing to do with race (until Davis whipped out the slurs). Similarly, his deal with Jenn had nothing to do with race. She jumped in his face, so he jumped in hers. That’s a reaction anyone hot tempered would have regardless of race.
I also find it strange that people have to point out race. In this instance, the angry BLACK man comments. Another would be when Davis was talking to his sister, he described everyone with disregard to race except for Tyrie “this big, football player black guy”. Also, people don’t describe him as big, it’s always big, black guy. I’m not saying any of this to jump on anyone’s case, it’s just a message to hopefully spark thought on how we address one another.
I’m glad you noticed that fatty cold sore on her lip.. I had a feeling Alex couldn’t stop staring at it either when he was trying to calm her down. He was probably wondering if he was going to get one, or if she had caught it from him… HERPES! Oh the world of “reality”..
Great recap! Unfortunately I too have a problem with Tyson Beckford jokes. At least once a week someone punches me in the eye for my thoughtless comments concerning that hunk of a man. The crazies on the Real World fight about the dumbest shit. Some of it has to be staged. There is no way MTV was able to find that many mentally challenged binge drinkers. And Tyrie has some issues. He needs to take a valium.
This is the stupidest Real World ever! Where was Collie? And who was that girl sitting by herself on the bus?? WTF? Also, did you notice that Alex does nothing during these fights.
Best news ever was The Hills preview. I can’t wait for your recaps B-side! I’m so excited! Yeah!
Dumbest Real World ever! Where was Collie and who was that girl on the bus by herself?
Best news is The Hills preview. I can’t wait for your recaps B-side. I’m so excited.
B-Side, you should do a clipgasm of the Hills preview that came on after 24/7 (or maybe I should call it “DoucheTV”).
I loved it when Tyrie was mocking Jenn’s ROCK ON, complete with the hand sign too.
B_ran, I agree with you on everything you said. I was on the phone with my brother during the show yesterday saying pretty much everything you said.
B-side, I LOVE the slutty oompa-loompa bit! To paraphrase Luda, she’s a HO!!
Thought about watching this episode, then decided I probably wouldn’t miss much. Guess I was right, but now I’ll have to watch it just to be reminded of all of B-Side’s comments. This season is extremely lame.
How does MTV manage to find so many people who allegedly have drinking problems every season? I can’t remember any from Key West, but we had Johanna in Austin. And the Denver kids are all over 21–I could understand if a minor had all this access to alcohol and got a little crazy, but seriously.
B_ran:
You are absolutely not jumping on anyone’s case. I hear what you’re saying and understand your point.
I guess my whole issue with Tyrie is not the fact that he gets mad, but rather the level of intensity behind his anger that gets him labeled as the “angry black man.” I think MTV was fully aware that he was a loose cannon when they cast him and did so because he filled the role perfectly.
The point I was hoping to make is that it shouldn’t always have to be a black guy who fills the house’s “angry male” requirement. There are plenty of angry white guys out there who could perform that function. But white guys usually fill the role of hard-partying frat boys, who pick up random girls in bars without wanting a commitment.
I’m sorry but since the first episode I’m finding Jenn’s Butter Face is becoming an absolute distraction from the show. I didn’t even pay attention to the plot of this episode. And I usually love the screaming episodes. All I stared at was her awful makeup, hideous fake nails and fangy teeth. Doesn’t MTV usually pick hot girls or “the girl next door” for this show?
Didn’t Tyrie once call Jenn “an 11 out of 10?” Does wearing porno makeup work that well? Because at least once an episode they show her completely makeup-less and (because we’re use to seeing her in so much makeup) it is terrifying. I think if she were a nice girl or at least semi sober most of the time like the other girls I probably wouldn’t be so distracted by her horrible style choices.
Am I the only one here who is completely distracted by this nasty girl?
Jenn’s make-up, attire and talons-for-nails definitely give her a sleazy appearance. But she perpetuates it by behaving exactly how she looks.
She has sex with Alex right off the bat and if that wasn’t bad enough, she did it knowing that her good “friend” Colie was interested in him.
When the roommates thought they were supposed to dress in lingerie for the SIN party, my honest-to-goodness first thought was that Jenn is probably thrilled because now she has an actual excuse to wear slutty clothing. Only to find out when they arrive to the bar, that everyone else there is clothed.
There was a personal irony for me with respect to Jenn’s resentment of Tyrie because of his similarities to her ex-boyfriend. That’s because the moment I laid eyes on Jenn and saw her in action, she looked and acted exactly like a former “friend” of mine. Not only was my so-called friend’s hair, face/make-up eerily identical to Jenn’s, she also pulled the same thing on me that Jenn pulled on Colie when she had sex with Alex.
Jenn actually makes me a little ill.
This season sucks so bad. I agree that the drunken fights are now expected. I too miss the old Real Worlds with sober fights, drama, hook ups etc. I also think this cast is by far the most unattractive in the history of Real Worlds…WOOF! Anyway, these are my opinions and I’ll continue to watch the drunken drama unfold.
I loved it when Tyrie was making fun of Jenn for doing that stupid “Rock on” thing all the time; making little signs with your hand doesnt make you hardcore.
It was also hilarious when she fell at the club-is everyone gonna have an “epiphany” about their drinking cuz they all seem to drink a lot…
Jenn is pretty slutty, and i hate that she had to keep dragging the fight with tyrie out by telling the story over and over.
It looks like we finally get to see Brooke on the next episode for more than 2 seconds, even if she is acting drama-queenish
antebellum #26,
The drunkard from Key West was Paula Walnuts. Paula was in(famous) for getting wasted and hyperventilating, screaming “Kiss my ass, kiss my goddam ass”, and running around bars like a crazed elf.
Jenn is crazy.
Tyrie does seem to be a magnet for controversy. So far he’s had arguments with Davis and Jenn, it looks like Brooke next week. I think he enjoys the conflict, if he didn’t he wouldn’t always be at the center of it.
Did I say Jenn was crazy?
I can’t wait for next week when Brooke gets lost in “The Ghetto” (Elvis song in my head, hope they use it!), and E. Colie ends up in the mental ward, I mean emergency room.
Could she be suffering from an extreme Herpes blister outbreak, contracted from Jenn through Alex. Ouch!
I cracked up when Jenn went careening into the crowd on the dance floor. She reminded of a human bowling ball. LOL!
I wonder how many time she’s woken up in an apartment full of guys, after a night out, and not remembered which one/how many she slept with. She’s a walking, talking petrie dish – I hope MTV tests these kids for STD’s before casting them.
What’s with the weird eyebrows? It looks like she’s in a constant state of shock – like – “OMG! “I think a Super Bowl ring just fell out of my underpants!”
oops! I meant antebellum #21. Sorry!
“The party bus turned into a short bus…”
That was nothing short of amazing!
I am also poor and TiVo-less, but I swear Jenn made up 2 words throughout the show. Of course, I can’t remember what either one was. One was near the beginning of the show, and then I believe the other was during her heart-to-heart with Tyrie. If I catch a repeat I’ll try to write them down.
Also, am I the only one who wants to see what a guy named Doyle–who dated Jenn nonetheless–looks like?
I’m surprised no one mentioned it, but did anyone else find it strange that Davis was the voice of reason at the end of the ep about Jenn and her drinking problem?
It’s always good when the drunk who throws out racial slurs is teaching others about the evils of alcohol.
But then again, that was 2 episodes ago. With kids and their attention span these days, I guess it all makes sense.
I give Davis credit, according to the editing he hasn’t gotten wasted since that night he flipped out and has really been trying not to jump on the “party bus” with the other roomies. He learned from his mistake and has not repeated it.
Jenn is just filthy.
I agree that Davis deserves a lot of credit. Even that altercation with Tyrie was really not his own doing. An enraged and physically imposing man essentially accosted him. So Davis finally reached his boiling point and eventually countered by using a racial slur. It was a horrible thing to say and by no means do I think he was even remotely justified in saying it. However, he got backed in a corner, was accused of something he claimed (and I believe) not to even know about and then retaliated by using the n-word for shock value.
Aside from the Tyrie incident, Davis, so far, seems to be a pretty mild-mannered guy who doesn’t go around seeking out confrontation. That said, it’s probably wise to keep away from the booze.
Jenn, on the other hand, not only needs to quit the drinking, she really needs to reevaluate the message she is sending out to others (about herself). Skanky face-paint and long, fake nails (claws!) do not a hooker make. But dancing on bars while wearing next to nothing, shagging the roommate practically on day one, will definitely raise eyebrows (sans Jenn’s plucked ones).
This season SUUUUCKS!
They should bring back the England and Paris cast and have a Real World Duel–challenge–who makes Americans look more mindless, boring, and trashy!
This may be the first season I don’t watch…what’s the point?
Oh wow, Chee-Z, I can’t believe I forgot Paula Walnuts! Seriously, I feel like an asshole (to quote our beloved Jenn, even though I actually mean it). She was one of the highlights of that season.
I also feel bad for Davis and don’t count his outburst against him at all because I think he’s a genuine nice guy who just blew up in the moment. But seriously, how is he supposed to control his drinking and/or get better with it around all these idiotic lushes? Poor guy, must have it rough, and while trying to attain such a mature, responsible goal. At least Melanie in Philly helped Landon by counting his drinks every night for him. I can’t imagine that this cast would do anything to help Davis in that right.
Freedman, I really want to see what Doyle looks like too!!
Has anyone else seen the aftershow of this episode yet? Jenn didnt seem as stupid on it, lol, but trishelle worked my last nerve!
alligatorwings – Say it ain’t so!
I look forward to your comments, you’re my TVgasm buddy! Please tell me you were just having a “moment”, and you’ll still post!!!!!!!
Besides, E. Colie is going to the ER this week – It could be REALLY good!!
they should bring belou back from an old real world season and her baby so she can yell at people for putting her fucking baby by the fucking window.
ahh, i miss belou!
Naw–I’ll end up rubbernecking this social car accident–but thank God for TiVo!
I wonder which chronic STD she gets this week? And what’s up with her rolling around in the hospital bed like the little girl from The Exorcist?
IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
Naw–I’ll end up rubbernecking this social car accident–but thank God for TiVo!
I wonder which chronic disease she gets this week? And what’s up with her rolling around in the hospital bed like the little girl from The Exorcist?
IT BURNS! IT BURNS! LOL
Cool!
Blisters, and chancres, and fevers – oh my!
heh! heh! I love it!
;-0
Thoughts:
1. First of all….the “party bus” was nothing like what that dude described! He made it sound EXTRA pimp, with flat screen TV’s, champagne flowing, dance floor sunk into the floor (WTF) then it ended up being a Party-Semi truck with bad upholstry and red Solo cups. Oh, and the Igloo cooler full of beer by the driver (HA HA)
2. Even though Tyree got -a-tad out of control by the way he yelled (he could have easily gotten his point across by taking it down a notch) his “WOO HOOO I’M A ROCKSTAR WOOOOOOO” rendition was HILLARIOUS!
3. Jenn’s “Welcome to the World Of Reality” comments….ugh WTF was she going with that? yeeeeah, in the world of reality Tyson Beckford is not to be taken lightly. Huh???
4. Jenn’s weird “chicken dance/moonwalk” on the bar was friggin’ funny!
That chicken dance caught my attention too! But you have to remember, Jenn is a former cheerleader for the “most prestigious” football team in America¦the Oakland Raiders (ha!). She probably picked up those moves on the sidelines!
“…wulcum to the….werld uff reeality..”
“…wulcum to the….werld uff reeality..”
just.fucking.say.it.
I READ IN THE REAL WORLD’S OFFICIAL PUBLIC RELATION SITE THAT JENN HAS A KID BACK IN CALIFORNIA!!! (IT’S NOT CLEAR IF SHE HAD THE CHILD BEFORE OR AFTER FILMING). IT JUST SAYS THAT “JENN LIVES IN CALIFORNIA AND IS RAISING HER CHILD.”
http://www.mm-agency.com/
THIS IS THE LINK TO THE SITE WHERE I READ THAT JENN HAS A CHILD. (FROM PREVIOUS COMMENT)
I looked and didnt see where it said she has a kid. All it said is shes going to college and living in CA… is it in some other part of the site? Well if she has a kid I hope it doesn’t follow mom’s example!
sorry!! i had found the link to the real world’s casting agency(mm-agency). when i first looked at the website a few months ago Jenn’s bio said that she was “raising her child.” after i posted the link i went back to the site and Jenn’s bio was different. i’ll try to do some more snooping around. if it was posted once, it’s gotta be some place else.
**this is a quote from an interview i found with Jenn. the interview was for eastbayexpress.com and she was asked about her alleged child:
E: The Web site for MTV’s booking agency states that you’re studying at Diablo Valley College while raising your child. Huh?
G: That’s not true! I’ve never been pregnant and I do not have any children. My boyfriend and I are in the process of getting a puppy.
*i guess that answers our question….for now.