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Wednesday, March 7, 2007
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Okay, maybe today’s episode of The Real World wasn’t quite a whorefest, but I just really wanted to use that headline, and considering this would be my last chance to do so, I jumped at the opportunity (thus pushing my more clever title of “Go Tell It On The Mountain” to the losers heap). Anyway, we received a much welcomed respite from the idiotic drama of Colie, Jenn, and Alex, to focus on the more neurotic behavior of Brooke and Davis. Of course, Brooke is probably the craziest of the girls, but she’s also my favorite, and her lunacy never fails to somehow gain sympathy from me. Wouldn’t you go nuts if you were in that house? I feel you, sister friend. May you continue to shriek and splash water in every which direction!Btw, for those of you wondering, I got a screener of this episode and wrote this recap on Monday, and so even though it’s being posted after my Hills recap, I actually wrote it before. Hence, my farewell will be in my Hills recap because it will be the last one I ever write. Although, by the time you read this, it will all be past tense. Ugh. Just wanted to explain why the hell I have a recap up after I said goodbye – because that’s annoying. Anyhoo…
The show started off with the sound of naughty giggles, making me fear that perhaps we might be privy to a Colie/Alex tickle session. Luckily, our eyes were spared such an awful sight. Instead, the mirth stemmed from Davis, who was presently making out with his boyfriend PJ, who was still hanging around for his fourth episode. He was like some never-leaving eight castmate, but truthfully, I think I’d rather him than one of the twin harpies known as Colie and Jenn. Btw, I feel mildly bad. Last week, Madeyoulaugh (a.k.a. Saul from the after show) ambushed me by calling up with Colie on speaker phone. She was friendly enough and asked that I be nicer to her. Too bad thirty minutes later I published a post with the headline, “HAHA YOU IDIOT!” Oops! Sorry, Colie. I’ll try to be nicer (heh), but damn, you’ve been totally retarded and drunk all season long! What else am I supposed to do?
Okay, I’m totally off track. Getting back to the show. So PJ and Davis were making out, and once again, Davis teased Brooke’s raging libido by inviting her to join in. She refused, but instead, she happily took a stance by the doorway and ogled the boys as they swapped spit. Voyeurism soon made way for general giddiness as she ran over to the lair of the “trashy bitch” (a.k.a. Jenn) and excited said, “Jenn, you have to come and see this!” Thinking that a giant penis was flapping about in the living room, Jenn quickly jumped to her feet and joined Brooke, but she was soon disappointed to discover the fuss was merely over two guys kissing.
Well, Brooke jumped all around the boys like a hyperactive little sister, and then she informed us that she was massively sexually frustrated. So much so that she was inadvertently shooting snot rockets out of her nose. Tyrie explained to us that someone just had to “gorilla pimp” Brooke, which basically was the equivalent of a pity-fuck. Personally, I think someone ought to teach her how to play basketball first. She could not hit the basket for the life of her. Good thing she wasn’t in the NBA. Otherwise SHE’D BE IN HELL!!!
Anyway, our old crunch friend/boss Chris called up and announced he had info for Brooke, Davis, and Stephen on makeup work (since they had bailed on the last Outward Bound training). Faced with the prospect of this, Stephen’s face fell with incredulity. Whaaa?? He couldn’t sneak out of responsibility? If he wants to be a politician, he’ll have to learn how to get out of these tight spots. Anyway, Chris informed the threesome that they’d be doing 90 minutes of personal training at the gym for the next two days (for free? Sign me up!) and then on Friday, they’d have to summit two peaks, taking a picture on each for verification.
Well, we then saw Brooke, Stephen, and Davis head into training, and no sooner had it started than Brooke was already complaining. “It’s kind of hard for me to do squats because of my knees,” she announced, suddenly introducing us to some knee injury from ten years prior. She also complained about her ankle, despite the fact that she had stopped wearing the brace long ago. Yes, Brooke was a total prima dona diva, and yet, I was completely entertained. She was hilarious. Stephen noted that she seemed to be adjusting all the exercises to herself, but he then added, “There’s not going to be a Brooke mountain when we get up there.” Little did Stephen know that the peak they were climbing rested atop BROOKE MOUNTAIN!
Okay, just kidding. I had no idea what the mountain was that they would be climbing. Nor did I care. Anyway, that night, we saw Davis being flirtatious with both Brooke and PJ, causing Brooke to tell us, “The last thing I want is for him to think that I am trying to come between them.” Wait, but doesn’t Davis have two girlfriends at home? I’m confused. Ultimately, Brooke happily informed us that Davis told her that he was more attracted to her than any other woman ever. This caused her to cackle with glee and then announce, “I’m so full of myself!” HER MODESTY WAS IN HELL!!!
Well, with all the mixed signals she was receiving from Davis, Brooke needed to do something with her libido. So what did she do? She turned to Tyrie and finally allowed him the kiss he’d so awkwardly asked for in the hot tub back on the premiere episode. He was confused at first, but the two of them decided to throw caution to the wind and just make out. For whatever reason, this actually made Davis jealous, despite the fact that, you know, he was gay, and so he and PJ left the club immediately.
As for Brooke, after a few minutes of kissing, she sighed on Tyrie’s shoulder, “I messed up our friendship!” Uh, it was just a few kisses. Then again, maybe she was referring to Davis. SO COMPLEX!
Anyway, everyone returned to the house, and Brooke dragged Davis in the bathroom to let him know that nothing happened with Tyrie. Of course, in the middle of this, PJ walked in, and to him, it looked like the two were cheating. Uh oh. They reassured him that nothing was going on, and when Davis later on went up to bed, Brooke stayed back and warned PJ that in life, “You cannot trust somebody else to be your everything.” Well, that was sweet! She then shed some more sunshine on the situation by adding, “You come into this world alone. You leave alone.” Cue the sagging horn and Debbie Downer music. Wah waaaaah.
After the break, we learned that it was FINALLY PJ’s last day in the house. He went out to dinner with Davis, who again reassured him that he did not cheat on him with Brooke, and furthermore, he loved him so much that he would never, ever cheat on him with anyone. Yada yada yada cut to the next day at the airport as the two shared a tearfully, lip-locked goodbye, which inevitably led to Davis bawling his eyes out at home. Tyrie comforted him, which sent an unbridled sense of “Awwww…” through my bodice (does that even make sense? I liked the way it sounded), and then we cut to later that evening as Davis ate with Colie and Jenn. He informed them that Brooke had hooked up with Tyrie, causing shock among them all. However, he also told them that Brooke had told PJ not to trust Davis. Dunh dunh DUNH! Yay miscommunication! Well, Colie quickly alerted us that, “Brooke thinks Davis is HER property!” This coming from the most possessive cast member EVER. A guy could pass Colie on the street, and if they made fleeting eye contact, she’d probably yell, “MINE!” (And then cry for the next ten minutes because Stranger #236 was ignoring her when clearly he had feelings for her too).
The next day at the gym, passive aggression got a workout as Brooke told the trainer that she and Davis used to be BFF, but then PJ came to town and they invited her to a threesome and it’s been weird ever since. Of course, Brooke said this all in front of Davis, who then later confronted her in a snippy, passive-aggressive manner about her whole convo with PJ and trust etc. She clarified that she had told PJ he couldn’t trust anyone, not Davis specifically. By this point, however, the tensions were still mounting, and Davis told us, “She just makes everything over the top, more dramatic than it has to be!” Imagine that? A drama queen on The Real World. And here Davis thought he was signing up for MTV’s new show, “Happy Relaxed Time With Normal People.”
Well, we had some good and bad news. The bad news was that it was time for some Outward Bland, er, Bound. The good news was that this trek in the mountains wasn’t nearly as dumb and dull and boring as the others. The three slackers had to drive to boulder and hike up a small mountain, and of course, it only took about two seconds for Brooke to complain to us, “Not only am I doing things that I hate, but I’m having to be told that this is my JOB!” Welcome to the life of nearly everyone who has a job.
Anyway, the group hiked for about five minutes, and then Brooke insisted that they MUST take a break. They all sat down, tensions just barely bubbling under the surface, and amusingly, Stephen offered up, “I’m feeling good about this climb so far. How about you?” Yeah, how about you say that when the parking lot is more than twenty feet away.
Well, Stephen may have been psyched about the climb, but the feelings weren’t quite mutual with the other two. Brooke began bitching about everything as usual, providing joyous variations on the classic “I’M IN HELL!!” routine. She ultimately wound up snapping at Davis, who sternly ordered her not to snap at him. She then said she could snap as much as she wanted (snap!), causing Davis to snap the snapper back with his own snappy snap: “Fuck you, bitch! Don’t snap at me!”
WELL! As we all know, Brooke is not one to be called anything! She jumped to her feet, flung water in Davis’ face, and roared, “EXCUSE ME? DON’T YOU FUCKING SAY THAT! DON’T YOU FUCKING EVER SAY THAT! YOU’RE SUCH AN ASS, DAVIS!” Ah, memories of Sarah and Willie from Philadelphia, and the immortal, “HOW DARE YOU!!!”
With Brooke going off the handle, Davis stood his ground, telling her, “Don’t go Exorcist on me!” Too late. Brooke had already rotated her head 180 degrees and spewed green vomit all over him. At least in my imagination. Anyway, Davis continued, “You can’t snap at people just because you feel like it. You snapped at Colie. You snapped at Jen. You can’t snap at me!” I love Brooke, BUT good for Davis. He was right. You can’t just snap at people, especially if you’re being cranky for dumb reasons. Snaps to Davis’s anti-snaps.
At this point, Davis stormed away, deciding to climb the mountain himself and leaving Brooke to bawl, “He called me a fucking bitch to my face. Did you see that?” Stephen tried to diffuse the situation by imploring them all to work it out at the bottom of the mountain (so much for feeling good about the climb), but it was no use. He stayed back with Brooke, talked her down, and then when they were ready to move forward, they realized they were kind of screwed. Davis had the map and the first aid and the compass. Stephen called out to him, but no answer. (How very Blair Witch!). Stephen then blew a little whistle (How very Charla & Mirna), but again, no answer. Hmmm… kind of leaves me concerned about the “safety net” mechanisms of Outward Bound…
With little else to do, Brooke and Stephen engaged in that most timeless of reality show traditions: hawking the sponsor! They gorged on some Subway sandwiches, and after having eaten fresh, they endeavored to climb the mountain anyway without their survival tools. Sure enough, by following some trees with orange spots, they made it to some sort of peak in no time, just proving that climbing a mountain isn’t nearly as hard when you can distract yourself by hating on someone. The two called into Chris and asked them about the orange spots, but he explained that they simply meant the tree was diseased and needed to be chopped down. Oops! For a moment, I had hope that this meant they had strayed totally off course, but soon Davis appeared out of nowhere and reunited with his roommates. I really thought he’d be reprimanded for abandoning his group, but no one ratted him out (if Colie and Jenn were there, he’d have been thrown under the bus in a second).
Well, in a very tra-la-la scenario, we learned that while Davis had the compass, maps, and first aid, the other two had the cell phone and thus the capability to take the mandatory photo at the summit. You see, despite their differences, each one had something the other one needed. Now let’s hold hands and sing!
The trio then found the second summit, took pictures, signed a log, and returned to the house, in more or less better shape than before. Was everything patched up? Not quite. We then saw as Brooke, Davis, and a very tarted up Jenn (is there any other kind) emerged from the house to go out for the night. There was some awkwardness at first, but then Brooke and Davis apologized to each other. There was a whole lot of “I’m sorry for calling you a fucking bitch” and “I’m sorry for snapping at you and flinging water in your face.” Just the standard stuff.
Brooke mentioned that no man had ever called her a fucking bitch before. Um, do yourself a favor and avoid the internet for the rest of your life.
Soon, the three kids were reunited with the rest of their roomies at a bar, and after some further resolution on that whole PJ/Brooke conversation, Davis and Brooke returned to where they had left off: endlessly flirting with each other. Some things never change.
What did you think about the episode? And what do you think about the Davis/Brooke relationship?
Oh, and even though I said my official farewells in my Hills post, I might as well do it again here, briefly. It’s appropriate because my first recap ever was a Real World recap. It’s been fun and awesome. I truly appreciate all the comments and emails people have written me. Thanks for reading my rants and laughing at my jokes! Peace out, blogosphere!
All the best,
B-Side
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Ooh this hurts. I cant even bring myself to read the recap yet. Goodbye B-Side :*( I love you and your recaps. Good luck writing your screenplays. Perhaps someday I’ll sell the rights to my novels and you can write the screenplay for the movie based on my book, which will surely win Best Picture at the Oscars.
I still just can’t believe it. I wish this were a dream!
No comment on Kina’s clown whore makeup commercial?
You will be missed B-side, I’ve only been coming to the site for a few months now, but your recaps are among my favorites. Colie deserves all that she gets, she and her 80s headband can go back to Jersey. Good luck in all your endeavours!!!
i’m confused… did someone buy the site from j-unit and b-side or something? why the abrupt goodbyes? can anyone fill me in?
I loved how Colie, in the midst of her rants against Brooke said, “You can’t just come in between people’s relationships!!” Ummmm… do the names Alex and Adam ring a bell? Whatevs…
B-side, I can’t believe you’re leaving. No one else will ever be able to do MTV nonsense justice like it deserves.
I should probably post this on the Road Rules recap but I felt compelled to say it immediately, Brooke’s new boobies are seriously out of control. I think she could have gotten a wee bit smaller size, does anyone agree?
Bye bye B-side, you will be GREATLY missed!!
This is so bittersweet. More Brooke insanity, but one final B-Side recap.
It’s only fitting that I read this while there’s a rather Real World-esque fight going on between the Portuguese couple upstairs.
Thanks for the laughs.
I’m just watching my DVR now, but I just had to ask this:
When Brooke said she was bored and frustrated, so “I’m going to watch two GAY men fooling around”. Does anyone think she really needed to explain that two men who are fooling around are GAY? LOL!
where is everyone seeing Brooke’s new boobs? Were these in the episode or in a confessional?
From where Im sitting Davis is one strong individual. I like him …From what I can see, he is fun to be around, he enjoys being himself… The antics between him and Brooke are over the top hilarious. Davis and Brooke make the show!
Davis = worst gay ever
When he wandered off, I was hoping a mountain lion would eat him. Wishful thinking *sigh*
Watching that little clip of Brooke on road rules, looks like she got herself a new pair of boobs.
B-Side, you will be missed. You really are one of the funniest writers…EVER! What are you moving on to?
As an aside, was Road Rules on this week? Is it still on?
B-Side:
In a slightly stalkerish commemoration of this being your swan song entry, I would like to post my favorite thing you have ever written (even though it’s about the Austin gang, not Denver):
“Still, Danny remained concerned: “I don’t want like one eye to be like down here.” Yes, because that always happens. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people go in for routine surgery only to emerge with one eye on their jaw. It’s called Eye-Jaw. Really horrific. But hey, at least it’s better than Penis-Nipple.”
Thank you for making me laugh for the past 2 years! Your wit and vocabulary (I learned a LOT of new words from you!) won’t be forgotten.
*Sniff*
It boggles my mind that Brooke is the only child of, not one, but TWO clinical psychologists! She’s in HELL, but it’s all in her head.
“Not only am I doing things that I hate, but I’m having to be told that this is my JOB!” Welcome to the life of nearly everyone who has a job.
but thanks to tvgasm, b-side, j-unit and edhill for making my job more enjoyable! we will miss you!!
b-side,
it was your real world recaps that got me hooked on this site. this is just too too sad!
Yes, KermitGirl22,I thought the same thing about her boobs. They look ill-proportioned. It’s like fine you’re a reality star now, on the eve of your burgeoning acting career and a boob enhancement will definitely advance you, but you make it look a bit obvious don’t you think?
Newtrino she showcased her new boobs during commercials announcing that Road Rules was up next.
If I’m not mistaken, didn’t Davis have sex with Reichen which caused Lance to break up with him?
Ironic . . .Seems like Brooke wasn’t so wrong after all. Not to mention Davis outright said THE ONLY REASON WHY HE SHOULDN’T HAVE SEX WITH BROOKE WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE ROOMMATES, NOT BECAUSE HE WAS GAY AND NOT BECAUSE HE HAD A BOYFRIEND.
Even gay guys suck!
I’m really gonna miss B-side’s recaps. It won’t be the same.
This episode was pretty ho-hum.
Tyrie and Brooke was weird. Brooke is a weird chick. Why did she do that knowing Tyrie had a girlfriend? The funny thing is Tyrie seemed more than willing to keep it going.
Also as attractive as Brooke looks half the time (she looks incredibly horrible the other half, which is amazing), she is going to have a hell of a time finding a guy who will put up with her all her high-maintenance crap.
B-side, I just read the best Recap you ever wrote, your leaving. My disdain for you is comparable to yours for Colie. My wishes for you are the same as yours for her.
OMG, I thought I was the only one that noticed Kina’s clown makeup!! Is she serious with the green eyeshadow and overdone blush, go back to Jersey!!
Brooke’s new boobies must be made of helium, because those babies were literally DEFYING GRAVITY. If B-Side were still recapping, I’d expect to see a screencap of Brooke’s funbags, with a caption claiming “Don’t EVER talk to me like that AGAIN gravity! EVER!!!! I DEFY you!”.
I think Tyrie might actually be growing on me, I still have a little bit of bitterness toward him about that whole Davis episode. On the whole though, he does seem like a nice guy – I guess I’ll have to give him a second chance. Unlike me, I know – but I’m just not myself these days, with B-Side leaving and all.
Brooke and Davis’ fight was absolutely hysterical. I could NOT believe it when she flung that water in his face – it was awful. Funny, but awful. Also Brooke at the gym? She’s starting to remind me of Private Benjamin, southern belle style.
Of course I can’t let an opportunity to rip E. Colie apart go by, so her goes: E. Colie talking about how Brooke thinks she “owns” Davis – Yes, E. Colie it IS weirdly inappropriate, and somewhat offensive when people act like that? Is it ringing a bell? Does it look familiar? Because it SHOULD ALEX-GLOMMER-ONTO-ER!!!!!!
BTW, B-Side – MYL ambushing you with Colie completely cracked me up. The thing is, now she probably wants to do you, and then expects to be invited to your Mom’s house for Pesach – Oy vey, DON’T do it!!!!!
Chee-Z, you crack me up.
I also noticed Kina’s eye makeup, which was bad EVEN BY JERSEY STANDARDS (I grew up there, so I feel the need to defend).
I can’t decide if Davis is confused about his sexuality and potentially bi or a gay man who is just fascinated by breasts. Although even I was mesmorized by Brookie’s new ones.
B-Side, I will be IN HELL without your Real World and Hills and Laguna Beach, etc… recaps!!! What is a girl to do?!?
Best of luck in your future endeavors! You will be missed here.
Thank You B-Side for all the memories!!! For it was you who re-introduced me to the wonderful world of BB (didn’t care much for BB1). And you made The Amazing Race (with your vast knowledge and love of TAR) that much more enjoyable to read, and truly awesome!
I am not completely hurting inside with the loss of your TAR recaps, for I have found another lover. Although He is not everything that you are, he is very close (sg).
I am sad to see you go, as well as J-Unit, and like TVgasm’s past adventures, all good things must come to an end.
Farewell B-Side, Farewell the ‘gasm of the past. Hello Tuberculosis….
To you Chee-Z-TeeVee I say Gay kocken offen yom
Now you’re just toying with us, B-Side. I’m starting to try to accept the idea of you being gone, and then you return with this recap. Even though it didn’t really go that way… well, you know. God, I’m going to miss you and your recaps! Couldn’t you just cut down on the number of shows you recap and never leave?!
Sigh.
Well, this was quite an episode. Davis dancing while drunk is hilarious to watch, and Brooke continues to be a histrionic loon. PJ FINALLY left (I guess a lot happened while he was there because he couldn’t have been there all too long). I’m underwhelmed by Colie’s presence in this episode which is by far the best Colie-related feeling.
I’m not sure how I feel about Brooke. She’s hilarious and fun to watch, and more likable than Colie and Jenn, but geez, she would drive me insane if I lived with her.
So sad…who’s going to do the recap, now? ANTM is already ruined since J-Unit left…
Does anyone live on the Westside? Because I say we all throw a goodbye party for B-side & J-unit at Don Antonios…
So sad…who’s going to do the recap, now? ANTM isn’t the same since J-Unit left…
Does anyone live on the Westside? Because I say we all throw a goodbye party for B-side & J-unit at Don Antonios…
I hate the fact that Davis is attracted to Brooke. He say he’s gay, yet he wants to have sex with a girl. What’s that all about? Just say you’re bi then, jeez. His got issues. Don’t get me wrong, what Brooke did was pretty crazy and inappropriate too, but he deserved it cause Brooke never call him names, yet he can call her anything he wants?
I thought Brooke’s size were perfectly fine, and didn’t need any fixing. Now it just pops out of the TV screen becoming somewhat of a distraction more than anything else. It’s like owning a brand new white BMW and painting it neon green with glitter all over.
To that I say “Fardrai zichs deyn kopf! Mishuggah!
Feh!
B-Side, you’ll be really missed. Your recaps are unmatched and I really enjoyed reading them. This is going to be the understatement of the year, but you’re a very smart and funny writer and I’m quite certain that you’ll be successful doing what you’re good at. Good luck with everything B-side!
Hi roleepolee,
I think Davis is really confused because of the heavy-duty Evangelical Baptist trip his family puts on him. My feeling is that Brooke and Davis are both a little overwhelmed with the sexual energy in the house, and they’re “playing” each other to avoid it – they are both safe to the other one.
One of my oldest, best friends is gay, and when we were younger we would both get jealous of each other’s SO’s. It wasn’t sexual, although it seemed like it – it was purely territorial. Luckily my husband and his LP know it’s just playfulness, so we can still act like a couple of nuts when we’re out carousing. It’s still fun too!
Mgasm,
I’m so with you and I’m going to order the Spencer steak!
Hi Cheez-T. I’m a little confused. I think I know what LP means (limited partner?)but Sorry, I don’t know what SO stands for (sexy bastards?).
Oh, my B-Side!
The best of luck in the future.
What is a Belorussian Jew to do? How do I love thee… That didn’t work.
I will miss you with every fiber of my being. Good luck. I will always love you.
I thought I was the only strange person out there, but no, I’ve found people as surprisingly refreshing as I am.
Thank you. Love always, SpaceVenus.
To you Chee-Z-TeeVee I say Gay kocken offen yom
To that I say “Fardrai zichs deyn kopf! Mishuggah!
Kish mier en toochis. Colie is a Bissel Farblongjid but she is truely a Gutte neshumah Can’t you throw a shana maidel a bone
Seriously B-side, where are you going? WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE AMERICAN IDOL RECAPS??!!
I hate Brooke. I hate her soooo much. Also, I don’t understand how she can have the body she does if she never works out. Does she starve herself?
The Tyrie comforting Davis moment was so cute. I think those two are my favorites in the house…They’ve redeemed themselves since episode two.
Are Jizelle and Tyrie just hooking up or are they boyfriend and girlfriend? Cuz if they’re the latter, that redemption is lost.
I think the Brooke/Davis friendship is really adorable. Colie needs to keep her nose out of it!!!
B-Side! This place will never be the same without you!
roleepolee,
SO = Signifigant Other
LP = Life Partner
bffforever – I’ll get back to YOU later.
Thx for the explaination, CZTVA. N2S, I had a “WDYM?” moment. IHA! I got all this from the IAD. IBN. Laugh Out Loud…
Its not F’in cool that Brook gets to “snap” at everyone, Than everyone thinks when they “snap” back at her that they should say sorry, “cus Brook isnt strong enough”. F that.
P.S I understand why Brook thinks that Davis belongs to her(I mean he doesnt, but why Brook thinks this stuff). He has been flirting with her this hole time. Only now he wants to act like he is inocent she is makeing all this up. BS
To Chee-Z #21:
What do you mean you’re still bitter about Tyree because of the Davis argument episode? Davis was the a-hole in that episode, not Tyree. How many times did Tyree walk away from drunk Davis, even though he was getting pretty heated himself? That was responsible and something very rare to see on The Real World.
Also, Davis spit that N-word out pretty easily (and with no provocation, either). I don’t remember Tyree saying anything to Davis to deserve that level of insult. To date, he hasn’t ever disrespected Davis like that or even called him anything that starts with an “F.”
Almost every cast member (except Stephen and Alex) has dragged Tyree into their personal drama, I feel, because he’s the big black man in the house. Good luck with that, because he’s a real teddy bear and I’m glad that, for once, Real World hasn’t cast a black guy who has anger issues that are disproportionate to the rest of the crazies in the house.
Also, one more thing:
It’s funny to me that so many people seem to find Brooke’s anger issue hysterical, when if Tyree or Stephen were doing the same thing – having nervous breakdowns every 5 seconds for no reason – they would have been escorted off the show ASAP! I’m sorry, Davis should’ve been kicked off the show for getting in Tyree’s face like that and hurling the N-word at him. A black guy (David from season 2) has been kicked off the show for doing less.
Did anyone else notice that when PJ left, Davis said something about how much closer they had grown during their week together? That was THE LONGEST WEEK EVER.
B-Side, I’m so sad that your recaps have come to an end. I haven’t posted much since I developed my full-blown addiction to TVgasm a year ago, but I’ve been a dedicated reader of everything you write and a dedicated viewer of (almost) every show you recap. Even the ones I don’t even love to hate, just hate. But redemption always comes in the recap. You’re an immensely talented wordsmith (“Snaps to Davis’s anti-snap!”), and I’m sure we’ll be seeing much more of you.
You are, in a sense, a great humanitarian: you made it okay for smart people to proudly declare their love for the trashiest and least redeeming of television programming.
I wish you the best.
I had a Real World moment last night that I couldn’t wait to share with the fans at TVGasm…
I was innocently sitting in the massage chair at the local nail salon when in walked none other than our favorite nutcase Brooke. Stilletos and little mini cutoff shorts-ankle brace not included. She was very busy texting on ehr phone the entire time-I am sure letting people know what HELL she was in. Personally, if hell involves free wine and a foot massage then count me in!
how did she look? are her new boobs as enormous as they are on tv?
Blah Blah,
I was referring to the beginning of the Tyrie/Davis episode when Tyrie confronted Davis in the hot-tub. He was extremely aggressive, and Davis actually initially did try to walk away; even asking if they could talk about when they were sober, and Tyrie flipped out. By the time Tyrie was calm, Davis was out of control.
They were BOTH at fault in the end. Tyrie because he over-reacted to start with and Davis because he responded in the absolute ugliest way possible. I do not think the N- word is EVER OK, under any circumstances, I want to be clear about that. I really thought they both acted like drunken idiots, although being drunk certainly does NOT excuse using such an offensive term.
Frankly, I can’t stand to watch any type of confrontation get that extreme – it really upsets me, I can’t stand it when people yell at each other.
tulip – that’s awesome! Did you say anything to her?
Just a thought…CheeZ TEE VEE Addict now that Laguna Consultant might be taking over the Hills recaps why not you for RW.
yeah, someone should take over, and it should be Cheez T. I WANNA TAKE OVER AI!!
even though she is my favorite (and that is NOT saying much) i didn’t talk to brooke. i was sort of nervous she would yell “do not EVER talk to me like that again.” i did stare at her out of the corner of my eye though.
and i had not heard the implant rumor before now, so i wasn’t paying attention, but i don’t remember them looking huge or anything like that. anyway, it was all very exciting and i tried to tell the girl that was doing my nails about her, but i’m pretty sure she didn’t speak english.
For anybody who hasn’t seen Brooke’s new boobies, here’s her myspace:
http://myspace.com/brookelabarbera
and another picture:
http://i17.tinypic.com/43p4nc0.jpg
I just saw the previews for “The Inferno” – OMG!!!!!!! I can’t wait!
It looks like all the biggest assholes and crazies are all on at once! I think they should change the the name from “The Inferno” to “The Infernal Ass-Blisters of Reality TV”, and include cast-members from ANTM and The Apprentice.
Anyway, it looks like E. Colie cries. Again. And Tonya is still a skank. My only hope is that Carpe Cancer isn’t there this time. HATE her!
As much as I love posting on TVgasm, I think I might be a little too extreme to recap – 50% of us hate my ass… LOL!
I just hope this week’s episode of RW contains more craziness, and Brooke-downs. I love those, they’re my favorites!
chee-z:
please recap! you’d be so good at it.
can’t wait for the inferno.
Brookes new boobs are like two new planets!!
This is lame. What is gonna happen to all the recaps that B-side was responsible for?
I am having anxiety about who’s going to recap this now! And it’s on TONIGHT!!!!!
Any insights MYL?
Geez…now, I feel like a stalker. Did anyone else see Brooke’s myspace page that Jerseygirl posted? Read her blog:
“I am currently on a very low dose of the antidepressant Cymbalta. I take 30 mg. every day. In addition, if I am having trouble sleeping, or having an anxious or panicky episode, I take a prescribed Klonopin. These 2 medications have worked well for me. I have tried several medications¦ Xanax, Busbar, Lexapro, Pamelor, Zoloft. I have also tried cognitive-behavioral therapy, a type of therapy designed to help anxiety specifically.”
Apparently, this is the exact pharmaceutical cocktail that makes Brooke so snappy and induces the sensation of “BEING IN HELL!!”