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The good news: no Outward Bound on this week’s episode of The Real World. The bad news: it was a Colie-centric installment. And yes, that was the sound of a collective groan across America. I’m still trying to decide whether or not I like Colie drama. On the one hand, it is totally and completely insufferable. On the other hand, it’s so easy to make fun of. Ah, the conflicts of blogging. I guess I’ll just write the recap and see how I feel afterwards.This week’s episode began at the bastion of Denver’s nightlife: Monarck! As usual, we found the roommies dancing and drinking up a storm, but this time around, we had a new face in the mix. Her name was Stacy, and Alex described her as “A friend that I met in Denver.” And by friend, he meant “future, drunken sexual conquest.” She had a lot of things going for her. Said Alex, “Stacy’s cool. Stacy’s good looking. Stacy’s not a roommate.” Plus, her mom’s got it going on.
Well, Alex brought the Stacinator back to the house, and apparently, everyone already knew her. Stacy greeted Brooke with a big, warm wave and even went so far to kiss Colie hello (enjoy the mono!). Moments later, Brooke descended the staircase and asked Stacy, “Where do you get your nails done?” Hopefully not the ghetto because if that were the case, Brooke WOULD BE IN HELL!
Anyway, everything seemed innocent and fine, but we soon learned that Colie absolutely detested Stacy. Why? Oh, just the typical insecure girl reasons. Apparently Stacy knew about the whole Alex-Colie-Jen love triangle (you know, the one that was over and done with two months ago) and despite that, Stacy still wanted to have sex with Alex. THE HORROR! How about Colie just get over it already. It was a one night fling.
Well, Colie acted out like the territorial bitch that she is. She actively attempted to make Stacy feel dumb, saying “I try my best to make her feel like an idiot because I know it’ll piss Alex off.” Why, that’s completely mature and reasonable. I’d hate to see what she does to the guy that kissed her in fifth grade (it probably involves some sort of dead fish, a cinder block, and needles).
Despite Colie’s attempts to make Stacy feel dumb (a feat I guarantee would never work, on account of Stacy’s apparently clueless nature), Alex still brought his lady up to the bedroom and promptly boinked her brains out, much to the consternation of the other roommates. Well, really only Brooke and Colie were upset, and I have a feeling that Brooke secretly liked it anyway.
To be fair, I can understand how it might be annoying to try to carry on with your household activities, only to have some blonde drunkard moaning and fake orgasming everywhere, but on the other hand, these people are on The Real World. Did they really expect anything else? Besides, it’s not like Colie needs to devote time to her master thesis or anything.
Well, after Colie loudly mocked Stacy with a few moans of her own, she told us, “It’s a slap in my face, and it’s disrespectful to bring a girl twenty yards away from me.” Okay, Colie really needs to start harvesting some brain cells. It’s not like she and Alex ever had a relationship. Lest we forget, it was a hookup that spanned less than 48 hours. Did somebody say attachment issues?
Nevertheless, we heard the pleasant sounds of Stacy climaxing, followed by amusing images of gushing fountains spurting water all about the Denver landscape. Naughty editors! (Well done.)
Anyway, the bright light of day did nothing to quell Colie’s rabid jealousy as she now complained that “I feel like I’ve been treated rudely in my own house.” Apparently, she had forgotten about the time when she brought home that skinny-fat kid and made out with him in an effort to bother Alex. I guess it doesn’t count as rude and immature if Colie hooks up with people.
Nevertheless, E. Colie confronted Alex about his hookup, telling him how rude it was of him, especially since the StacySex totally impinged on her quiet night of slinking around the house, drinking red wine, and being annoying. “I chose to stay in!” she stated, as if he had ruined her special evening. As usual, Alex had a coldly asshole response, which was greatly appreciated: “Yeah, and I chose to fuck her!” SNAP! Thoughts on Alex: he’s kind of dopey, quietly smart (as much as it bugs me to say so), fairly cunning, a total ass, and masterful at making women feel like shit. Usually, that’s a bad thing, but in this case, man, it was so deserved.
Soon, Colie began talking in circles (which is actually fairly normal for her), causing Alex to ask if he was supposed to read her mind. She said no, but then noted that she would never do to Alex what he had done to her. “You didn’t even think about me. You didn’t even care!” she complained, erroneously assuming that every man who has ever grazed her lips therefore concerns himself with thinking and caring about her. Amusingly, in the same breath that she attacked Alex for not thinking or caring, she then said, “And that’s fine. Like, I don’t want you to care about me. I don’t want you to like me!” SO THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!
Next thing we knew, Colie was crying, saying that Alex had hurt her. Clearly he had thrown their brief hookup right out the window like the cold bastard he is!!!! Again, Alex asked how he was supposed to read her mind in these situations, and Colie replied, “If I have to tell you that, then, like, you’re obviously somebody that I should… [indiscernible Colie slurring].” Basically, the way he should read her mind was by… reading her mind. That’s what I call helpful communication.
“Alex, you don’t understand. I don’t know how to connect four! It makes no sense to me!”
Thankfully, we left this miserable scene to go to a commercial break, and when we returned, we found Alex and Brooke talking about Colie in the backyard, saying how she always seemed to get attached to guys and whatnot. Case in point: Adam from Outward Bound. Despite their less than thrilling first date, Colie was now talking with him again on the phone — probably to his dismay. She told us she was afraid she might get fired by Chris for carrying out a relationship with Adam, but a) there was no relationship, and b) Adam had quit Outward Bound; so all this discussion was completely pointless.
Anyway, somehow Colie roped Adam in for a second date, and the two wound up going to dinner where we learned that Colie’s boyfriend (yes, don’t forget that Alex and Adam aren’t even the main men in her life) was coming to town on Friday. That’s right. Colie was now attached to three different men, and yet somehow it was Alex who was the dick in this situation.
Well, if it was any consolation, it looked like Colie’s boy, Corey, was gonna be on the outs anyway. She proclaimed to us that Adam symbolized her next post-college step. Hmmm… so I guess her twenties will be lethargic, stoned, and kind of smelly.
After dinner, Colie brought Adam back to the house, clearly in an effort to rub it in with Alex, who honestly didn’t look like he cared that much. Unfortunately for Colie, Adam seemed a tad camera shy, and so instead of jumping into the sack, the two wound up playing Scrabble instead. Personally, I would have liked to have seen more of this, if only to watch Colie struggle with those words that have four letters or more.
Of course, Scrabble soon leant itself to snuggling, and while the two acting annoying in a general sort of way, the rest of the roommates went out to a club (not Monarck!). The kids all got drunk and wasted and all the usual stuff, and soon, we found Alex with Stacy again, stumbling back to the house, occasionally making out, talking about how they’d have to have sex quietly that night.
Meanwhile, at the house, Colie and Adam parted ways with a gentle kiss. Colie informed us that for right now, they were just going to be friends (which is pretty much what they were anyway), and then next thing we knew, she was on the phone with another member of her boy carousel: Corey. This poor guy. I hope he dumps her dumb ass when he comes to town.
“I had the worst nightmare. I was cuddling with Colie and– AHHH!!!”
“How did my life lead me here…”
Well, Alex and Stacy returned to the house, and in an effort to be more accommodating, Alex asked Colie if she minded that Stacy was there. Of course, Colie shrugged and said no, even though it clearly bothered her (again, some great communication going on with her. I pity the man that winds up with her as a bride). Alex then fled off to the bathroom for some pre-hump toothbrushing while Colie redirected her rejected horniness back onto her boyfriend, who told her “I can’t wait to fuck you, by the way.”
Before Alex was able to return to his bedroom where an eager Stacy waited, Colie then called him downstairs again, this time asking him if she should stay downstairs or not. After all, last time she felt really uncomfortable upstairs. SO THEN MOVE TO A DIFFERENT PART OF THE HOUSE, YOU IDIOT!
Truthfully, this was Colie’s way of guilting Alex into feeling bad for having sex within twenty yards of Colie, clearly the former love of his life. The games were starting to become ridiculous, and he told us, “There’s just all these things that Colie’s doing and saying that’s just making me be like… UGH!” Our thoughts exactly. Except it didn’t take us ten episodes to come to that conclusion (more like ten minutes).
Well, Alex finally did the nasty with Stacy, and I thought we’d at last be done with this idiotic situation, but of course, there could never be romantic entanglements without Jenn getting in the middle of everything. She drunkenly pranced around the house, hugged Colie, and then decided that she was going to barge in on Alex and Stacy having sex. Why? No reason. She just felt like being a belligerent jerk. Or as she calls it, normal. I guess Jenn was maybe sticking up for her lovelorn roommate, but for all we knew, Stacy had probably said something negative about Tyson Beckford, and we all know how Jenn feels about THAT.
“How dare she besmirch the honor of Tyson Beckford!”
Anyway, Jenn adequately cockblocked the two lovers; although, I kind of got the impression that they were done hooking up anyway. As Stacy ambled out of the house, Colie told us, “I have to make fun of her right then and there.” Why? Because she’s vindictive, jealous, and immature (not that I’m not, but hey, I’m a blogger). Well, Colie cooed “If you’re fat, you don’t wear that” to Stacy, who is admittedly, er, plump. I’m sure had anyone said such things to Colie as she was doing the walk of shame, she would have cried about it for months. Granted, Colie cries about everything (sore throats, steep climbs, mental processing, etc.).
Well, we soon found Alex and Colie having another “talk” about things. In typically needy fashion, she insisted that Alex should express his emotions and feelings towards her more, causing me to pretty much throw a shoe at the TV (or at least fantasize about it). Seriously, Colie, SHUT THE HELL UP. You have a boyfriend. It’s bad enough that you cheated on him, but now you’re expecting serious, emotional commitment from a guy you swapped spit with only once or twice. SILENCE!!!!
Nevertheless, Colie announced, “Obviously, there’s some attraction between you and I, agreed?” It should be noted that she asked the same question to a fern, a tea kettle, and a marble three hours earlier. Surprisingly, Alex actually said yes, he was attracted to her, but then again, anything with a vagina will catch his eye. He then tried to act the victim, amusingly enough, saying that he didn’t feel “special” with Colie. He was just guy #3 on her roster. Poor, poor Alex. This was particularly cruel because it not only gave Colie a glimmer of hope that they could have a relationship, but it placed all the blame on her too. He should have just come out and said, “You’re way too needy for me, bitch.”
Anyway, the show finally ended with them coming to some sort of resolution about… nothing in particular. Colie will still be needy and clingy and in search of a male companion at all times. Alex will still be a cold, cold manipulator, and the viewers, well, we might be slightly bored. If the preview of the rest of the season is any indication though, there should be some exciting things coming up. (Is the show not on next week or something?).
What did you think about the episode? Was Colie overreacting? Or did she have a leg to stand on? Should Alex have brought Stacy back? Or was it inconsiderate? And where were Davis and Stephen?
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Was I projecting or did Stacy have a huge cold sore on her mouth?
Colie acts like she and Alex used to be married. They didn’t even sleep together! How can she be this clingy? She really should see a shrink.
I wonder what Alex is going to school for. He always talks like he’s some expert on the human mind.
paaaainful. this season is painful.
“And where were Davis and Stephen?”
LMAO, B Side!
I have to say, man, am I glad I watched Top Design instead of this. I’m so annoyed by Colie and I didn’t even watch this…Seriously, what’s wrong with her? She gives all women a bad name. Can’t wait for your American Idol recap!
“Granted, Colie cries about everything (sore throats, steep climbs, mental processing, etc.).”lol. That last one was probably a joke, but does anyone else notice that whenever she opens her mouth to express her non-sense opinions, she slurs her words, her lips go off on there own, and her eyes starts to water? She even cries when she talks. Which means she does cry when she’s trying to process her thoughts. I guess that’s why whenever she talks, I only understand the first 30% of her rantings. I actually enjoyed watching this episode cause watching Colie act like she’s sad, and no one caring is so satisfying. She really needs a wake up call, that if she keeps on acting like a psycho baby, no one will like her as a friend, or even treat her as a normal human being. I actually feel sorry for Adam, cause he seems like a cool guy. Just needs a haircut….I loved that one screenshot of him “cuddling” colie, while having the “what was I thinking quiting my job for this retard” look. That was hilarious.
..Maybe I’m too harsh on colie, but I just really hate girls like her who gets all attached to 3 (!) different men at the same (!!) time. To all girls, do NOT act like Colie, and you will be fine in life.
brooke actually looked really pretty this episode…
i just joined to say how much colie bugs the HELL out of me
BTW: Watch the aftershow on mtv.com! Saul did a great job putting Alex in a tough spot and asking him if he actually likes Colie. THEN, you see how Alex, the master of word play, answers in a way that you can’t argue with him cause he does have a good point. Alex and Brooke should seriously get together, cause I would love to see Brooke turn the tables and break Alex’s heart. It’s not that I hate the guy, it’s just that I want to see how he would react if a girl like Brooke treats him the way he treats his NSA partners….This show would be nothing if it weren’t for those 2…
I find it amazing you didn’t mention the fact that Brooke was AGAIN pantless. Does she own a pair of freaking sweatpants? Watching her I’M IN HELL!
Lamest. Season. EVER!!!
I love how E Colie tells her boyfriend she can’t wait to f* him, hangs up the phone, and immediately calls Alex into the room to try and guilt him into being attracted to her. Ugh! I hate her…
How delusional is Colie? What the hell is wrong with her? I don’t know how Alex could stand to be so patient with her.
Yes, Brooke is definitely allergic to pants.
The only redeeming part of this episode was when Jen made that face at the camera whilst trying to stuff Stacy into her sausage casing of a dress.
“Nevertheless, Colie announced, “Obviously, there’s some attraction between you and I, agreed?” It should be noted that she asked the same question to a fern, a tea kettle, and a marble three hours earlier.” – TOO FUNNY B-Side!
I also enjoyed Jen’s face whenever she was helping Stacy with her dress.
The clips for the upcoming episodes made me wonder if we were going to be without a new episode next week – (OH THE HUMANITY!) What’s up with the break? E. Colie give Mono to the entire city of Denver? Alex run out of vagina’s to hit on?
I am just happy that this episode was “Outbound Free” – I was beginning to miss seeing the Monarck sign…
Great re-cap as always B-Side!!!
Adam…hairbrush. Hairbrush…Adam. Get to know each other. And hello?? What the hell was he thinking quitting his job for eColi?? Moron.
Brooke, again (!) walking around the house in her underwear! Put some pants on, bee-yotch!
This whole season makes me wish for the days when Puck would pick his nose repeatedly, blow snot balls out of his face, everywhere, pick his face and then stick his fingers in someone elses peanutbutter and eat it. That is how much I hate this season!
Am I the only one who noticed that Colie-ra and Brooke followed Stacy and Alex upstairs? I don’t see why they could bitch about him having sex 20 feet away, when they both went out of their way to be near to them. Smartasses.
I’m not trying to defend Colie but she was partially right. She’s still way too clingy and guy dependent. I don’t think she’s a bad person necessarily she’s just annoying and needs to grow up a little.
Alex is a straight up a-hole though. He shouldn’t have boned that girl right next to Colie like that.
He knows she has feelings for him. A nice guy doesn’t do that. But that’s it exactly, he’s an a-hole.
He had every right to bone that sleazy fugly chick Stacy but at least be more discreet about it.
Also Alex how can you compare boning a chick to Colie playing scrabble with that Adam guy? Dude what are you retarded.
Also did anyone hear when that Corey guy said he couldn’t wait to f*** Colie. Who the hell talks like that to their “girlfriend?” Dude sounds like a real meathead.
Awesome recap b-side and btw did you guys hear that Davis is the reason Lance Bass and Reichkin(sp?) broke up, freakin hilarious.
Is it wrong to like ALex, this guy is a cold hearted douche bag and a poor excuse for a human being, but i love every moment of it. This dude is a jerk, and treats women like shit or just really indifferent about it, but they keep comin back. Rather comical and but brillant, Kudos to you Alex.
EXACTLY!! Like someone said up there — Colie and Brooke followed them upstairs to laugh and mock them. UGH. Colie is possibly the worst ever. So annoying. Awesome recap though — so many funny parts, especially loved the Connect Four cap!
Adam is an asshole. He’s not even that hot. He’s a manipulative jerk who is probably gay. He treats women like shit . . .
He reminds me of a guy I knew. We don’t talk anymore because I realized how he really was and decided I didn’t want any part of him any longer. However, this took me being friends with him for a couple of years and then eventually starting a doomed sexual with him. He started treating me like shit and being incredibly inconsiderate. He was using me, so I decided to use him.
This brings me to my answer as to why girls are attracted to Alex and put up with his behavior. The answer is simple: he has a big penis and he’s good in bed. That’s why I stuck with my asshole for so long. Didn’t Colie remark on Alex’s large penis and then Jenn hopped on it that same night? Honestly, us girls can use guys just like they can use us. No one cares about him. Colie is just stupid enough to want a “relationship” with him! HAHAHAHAHA! You don’t have relationships with those boys. You f*ck ‘em and leave ‘em.
Further evidence of Colie’s pathetic neediness: When Jenn returned home, Colie said something to the effect of, “I can’t stand being away from you for more than five minutes!” Sadly, I think she was being serious.
There is something seriously wrong with this girl. I actually expected most of this cast to be somewhat normal, but wtf, they’re all insane idiots.
The first screencap was brilliant, as was the caption of Adam. That’s exactly what I figured he was thinking when he and Colie were cuddling. I’m assuming he just wants to be on TV as much as possible.
I don’t know what to think about Alex. He’s definitely an asshole, but I think if he wasn’t he would be a decent guy. He seems fairly intelligent, at least.
All of you guys are stupid and taking everything mtv shows you at face value. What they show on tv is not exactly how things happen, they mold it to get a response out of idiots like you. Colie is awesome and the fact that you guys sit on here and bash her is pathetic. Love her or hate her, it’s still an obsession and you guys are all still talking about her, so you all need to get your own lives. And for the record, they went upstairs after alex did because they were already up there playing scrabble while he and the other roommates were out.
bablubi2,
I’m sure we all understand that this is reality TV and they do a lot of editing on these shows. Certain situations aren’t always exactly how they seem because of the editors manipulating footage and sound bytes.
However, I seriously doubt the editors created a 22 minutes of Colie whining, and being needy and attached out of nothing. The fact is she clearly has attachment issues. We can all see that. That’s why everyone’s bashing her. Because she spends so much time obsessing about different guys, at the same time, and wanting all of them to love her at once. First Alex, then Adam, then possibly Corey, then Alex again. It’s more than a little ridiculous. And, honestly, she deserves the criticism and if she has seen this episode and has any sense, she’ll rush to her nearest therapist.
babalubi2, YOU are an idiot for defending your pathetic sorority sister on a forum that is designed for the very purpose of poking fun at Reality TV idiots. If it upsets you, don’t read it; meanwhile you have no right to personally attack posters on this forum. E. Colie is not only clingy, needy and annoying, she is immature and contradictory in communicating what she wants. And she’s easy, which is the ONLY reason she gets guys at all – it’s definitely NOT due to looks or personality – areas she is sadly lacking in. I mean Jesus, she lost her guy to skeevy Jenn -THE DAY AFTER she hooked up with Alex – HAHAHA! Must’ve been really special to him – yet she STILL wants him – how is that not pathetic, and sad?
Alex has been pretty clear about his intentions this season, and he said right in the 2nd episode that he found E. Colie clingy. Seriously, has anyone ever met a 20-something guy that wants to be in a comitted relationship after ONE day? Except for Danny Douchebag from Austin, who is DV stalker material – Hey E. Colie “He’s Just Not That Into You”, even if he screws you, he doesn’t want you or your giant horse-face.
Brooke is hysterical, underpants indeed!
Kudos to whoever posted about Davis cock-blocking a boy-bander – LOL!
WHAT is with the sudden board game obsession–scrabble, connect 4 and chess all in one episode? Did MTV pull up with a truck of board games?
Also, I can’t believe Brooke wants to be seen on TV in underwear.
What are we going todo with these kids?
Iraq, send them to Iraq.
AFTER sending them to the Blackwater USA Mercenary Training Camp – Outward Bound will look like a spa after that.
I bet ‘babalubi2′ is really Colie pretending to be some friend/fan of her’s, cause I cannot imagine a normal person defending a person like Colie…
Brooke is cute. I’m suprised she’s wearing anything in the house at all!… but I gotta admit she seems to be going a little coo coo herself. I can’t wait till I see her finally snap at the other cast members!
Hey roleepolee, I know you’re Brooke’s #1 fan, and usually I disagree with you but last night she DID look really pretty. And her comment about Adam is an embarassment was hilarious. “He quit his job for a girl… that’s embarassing.”
Colie gives girls a bad names. It’s clingy, needy bitches like that who give heartless, manipulative guys like Alex the upperhand in relationships. Her twitching and crying really needs to stop. MAN UP AND GROW A PAIR COLIE… maybe if you actually developed a personality you could have a normal relationship with a guy.
Anyone else catch the previews and see how Colie/Jenn keep on going back to Alex?
See? I’m telling you, you can’t resist a girl like Brooke..unless she starts acting like Colie, which is impossible though, cause she has a brain. She is allergic to pants though, big deal. I mean, if I had a body like her, I would be walking around pantless myself..
Was it just me, or was there a clip in the previews of Alex making out with Brooke? Was it some other girl with black hair?
Colie is such a stupid wench. Whining and crying over a guy that was never your boyfriend, fuck buddy, lab partner or anything else? How much of a sad, pathetic, needy little hooker can one chick be? She has no claim to gay Alex. He can fuck whomever or whatever he damn well pleases. For her to be bitter and sad about it is just ridiculous. I would be so mortified if I were her. She has no sense, no morals, no class and no pride. She is truly a red hot MESS!
And a side note…I saw Brooke at the gym last night. Taller than I would have expected and really not a cute girl at all. I wouldn’t call it ugly, but definitely not cute. Why do all of the girls look like old strippers this season? Though to be fair, I wouldn’t call Brooke and old stripper, but the other two look really low budget.
Wow, Brooke actually goes to the gym? Is it in the GHETTO?! JK!
LOL!
Just found a really gay picture of Alex in a Hooter’s outfit.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/10729796.html?thread=1211996740#t1211996740
HAHA, that was a funny picture. Give Alex 5 years. He’ll be gayer than Davis and Richard Simmons combined. He just doesn’t realize it yet…
another ep bites the dust! my thoughts:
1. whooooah Colie is the scariest chick on the planet. Clingy and desperate does’t even begin to describe her behavior. Why would someone like Adam give her the time of day, really? She seems waaaaaaaaaay out of his range. God, bet he is getting SO MUCH hell from his friends about this!!!!
2. I don’t even think Alex likes Colie AT ALL. He manipulates words so well that she actually beleives that he does like her. He totally called her bluff, saying that since he’s essentially “3rd” on her list, that he couldnt be with someone unless he was 1st….totally gambling with the idea that Colie right then and there would NOT immediatley say “WOW, Alex in that case, let me call up Corey and Adam RIGHT NOW and tell them it’s OVER now that I kow you want to be with me”. Very, Very ballsy move, Alex considering the nut-job you are dealing with here.
3. Again, seems like some shady editing with MTV. In this ep they talked extensivley about how Adam tried to call Chris at outward bound to ask “premission” to see Colie, even though he “just quit”, and the roommates seemed pretty shocked that Adam and Colie were going out at all. However in the ep with their “first date” that aired a few weeks ago, the roomies made no big deal they were going out. Anyway…..
4. I also agree…..I LOVED the face that Jenn made while helping the girl with the dress. Definaltey my fav Jenn moment of the season!
what the Hell is wrong with Colie? first off, any romantic feelings she MAY have had for Alex should have disapeared after he had sex with JEN!!!!!!!!!!! If I were her I probably wouldn’t be speaking to him, let alone trying desperately to make him love me.
Hi,
saw this ep. last night and was bored by all the idiots acting stupid.
First of all, I would never, ever hook up with any of the girls in a Real World house. They are there b/c the producers saw them as crazy and controversial.. which they f***ing are! Alex, you f***ed up bad by f***ing the fat alcoholic one, and kissing the STD ho.
Secondly, Colie, you are the most self-important, whiny whore on the face of reality TV.
bablubi2, Do you realize you seriously quoted Lady Sovereign?
do guys really think that brooke’s behavior is cute? seriously, guys like girls who act like that? If that’s the case, I’m gonna take my chances being celibate…
B-Side, no more Maui Fever recaps?
Ms. Fred, you are so right. Stacy completely had a cold sore!!
bablubi2,
Do you honestly think you can make a positive comment about Colie (the retarded fucking nickname for Nicole) and get away with it? And then try to lecture to us that we are only watching Reality TV and that Colie is in fact an “awesome” person?
Can you be more condescending and delusional?–No. Yeah I answered it for you because seeing your frame of mind, you may 1. not figure out that that was a rhetorical question, and 2. answer “yes”
Please spare us the “It’s only TV, folks” shit because, that is crap. The Real World viewers are primarily from this generation and are aware of “editing for TV” –Your girlfriend, Colie, gives out a lot of material to be edited in for the show because she is that PATHETIC.
Everyone’s negative comments on this forum are a result of what she did on camera and if she does not want to be criticized or if you were a good friend to her, you should’ve stopped her from going on the Real World. She is a needy girl with low self esteem.
Kudos to MTV for putting more crap on TV. Thank you for that. We all LOVE watching crap, and I am by no means trying to insult the Network. They put on crap because WE love to watch crap.
Amen to that Mahi
At the beginning of this season I actually thought Colie seemed like the most grounded and tolerable of the seven… now I feel like I have something wrong with me.. my psycho detector is not working, not working!
Wow, I haven’t watched the last few episodes but I’ve been reading the recaps, great job as usual B-Side
Anyways,I think Colie must be retarded or something cause jeez she really has no claims on Alex and he can do whatever he wants. He doesn’t call her out on hooking up with random ugly guys so she should just shut up and deal with it. I’m actually starting to like Alex based on the fact that he’s such an A-hole.
@ #40: You’re actually not alone. I really thought, when I saw the first 2 or 3 episodes, that Colie was the normal and cool one. Then, as the season goes by, Colie shows her true colors, and it’s very ugly. I was actually shocked to see how a person can be so different after you get to know them. Colie’s the perfect example of a person who seems nice at first, but really just insane when you get to know them. Insane in a bad way.
For the record, Chee-Z, Colie is not horse-faced….if that first screencap is any indication, Colie is at least 60% fish. Seriously, she looks like she should be flopping around on the bottom of a boat.
Also, for the poster that asked if guys think Brooke’s behavior is cute, it’s not. I would not date a girl that acted like her. Granted, she has a nice butt, that’s not enough to offset the all the latent crazy she carries around in her head. If nothing else her public hygiene issues were enough of a turnoff. I know girls have a lot of maintainence down in that area, but it’s like a hot dog, you enjoy it more when you don’t know how it’s made.
B_ran,
I stand corrected! LOL!
As to the rest of your post LMFAO!!!
Brooke is cute, but her anxiety attacks make her a real pain in the ass.
Colie is way too high-maintenance. She should quit dating for a while until she develops some independence. Of course, that’s easier said than done when you’re a relatively attractive female.
Jenn is just bad news.