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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
8:04 am
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[by Erica, you can read her blog at http://ihearttv.blogspot.com.]
The Real World/Road Rules blog reports that the girls of Real World Austin have posed for Stuff Magazine. The pictures actually look pretty good, particularly Melinda’s–if Playboy hasn’t called her yet, they probably will now. I guess all those times prancing around the house in her underwear really prepared her for this shoot.
You’ll have to buy Stuff (or look through it in a corner at Barnes & Noble in shame) for the full article, but the site does have pictures of each girl in her best sleazy underwear. In a group photo also on the site, Rachel and Johanna are mysteriously in exactly the same pose (hands on hips, chests out, stomachs in, even their hair looks the same) and Lacey is non-mysteriously looking rather uncomfortable, though not nearly as uncomfortable as in her solo pic. I wonder if the other girls had to talk her into it. Melinda, of course, is sprawled invitingly in front of all the others.
Also, in a short interview excerpt, Johanna says that she can be your greatest friend ever or worst enemy when she is drunk, and Stuff tells Lacey it will hurt when she finally does lose her virginity. Thanks, Stuff. You’ve taught us so much and also managed placed a very disturbing image in our heads for the rest of the day.
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Odd that there only seems to be a halo over Lacey’s head. Hmmmm… wonder what that means about the other girls.
In rachel’s solo picture, it looks like she is trying to hide her dick between her legs.
Come onnnnn… that is total photoshop! All but Johanna are wearing the same necklace. Necklace = concealing where they photoshop a head onto another body.
I thought the same thing about how there appears to be a halo over Lacey’s head. And its not photoshopping, its called airbrushing! There is no way Rachel would look like that in underwear. Even in the first picture you can see a little roll.
I think Lacey has the most sophisticatedly sexy… most alluring and come-hitherish… solo pic of the bunch. And no, I’m not kidding.
I saw this last week and Laceys pictures made me laugh. ANd is that pciture rachel sucking in her gut as far as she can? Man that is one awesome gunt.
I’m of course going by the single pics that show up on link to Stuff magazine. I haven’t seen the actual pictorials.
And I think the not-so-subtle “halo” thing was on purpose. (Look! It’s a virgin!) You know, the creative genius of the photographer and whatnot…
:p hehe.
what’s up with rachel’s mismatched bra/panties? and i’m not saying melinda isn’t hot, but i think her boobs look weird. something about the shape just isn’t right – not bad tit job wrong, but weird.
I agree I think Lacey looks good, but seriously why is rachel’s fat belly hanging out? That’s wrong on so many levels…
I, for one, am SOOOO glad that the hair and make up person decided to do something to Lacey other than the typical red lipstick and pale face combo. It is a 100% improvement.
#9 RHM… I think that weird boob thing is because of the way she is leaned back on one arm. When we women lay back, or on our sides, etc… it changes the shape and placement of our boobs (some more than others!!!)
That’s not a halo over Lacey’s head-it’s the neon figure that’s on the wall behind her head.
Please lay off of Rachel’s tummy, it’s fine. She’s not a professional model, and no, she is not as small as the other girls-but so what? I think the stylist just made a poor low rider panty choice for her body type, and yeah, it would help if the bra and panties matched and came up just underneath her belly button and not way underneath her tiny tummy pooch. She actually happens to look soft and curvy, like, I don’t know–A WOMAN.
I think they all were groomed well (except for the mismatched panties), and whoever fixed Lacey up deserves the stylist’s version of an Oscar because she is one ugly duck!
The pictorial is OK, but clearly Rachel drew the short straw when it came to the wardrobe. She needed a top with a little bit of lift, and it doesn’t even look like they bothered to do anything with her hair.
The Apprentice shoots have been much more interesting overall.
There’s nothing wrong w/taking care of oneself. Some people who are overweight are that way because they have a genetic thing. But here in the US, most are just that way because they’re lazy asses and they eat shit food all the time. I get so sick of hearing the “I’m a real woman” defense. Please… being obese does not mean you’re a “real woman.”
No, I’m not saying Rachel is “obese.” I don’t think she is. I just get sick of hearing the whiney “real woman” crap, so I’m reacting. Btw, I’m not skin and bones myself. I’m 36C 26 38, 5’10″ 131 lbs. I’m athletic and slim, but have curves too. And contrary to what some convince themselves of, yes… that IS possible.
Anyway, I just don’t think Rachel is very attractive in general. It’s not just her weight. I like Melinda (her character), but I don’t think she has an incredible face. I think Lacey and Johanna both have more timeless, classical facial features (provided there isn’t mime make-up slathered on). Yeah, when Lacey is cleaned up right, she’s attractive. Nobody has to agree with that, but at least I can speak my own opinion.
Much love. jmho ~Holly
36-26-38?
(all together now)
Only if she’s 5’3″!
Seriously Holly, you sound like a dish, and you sound like you are healthy, but that’s not to be said all of the people who strive to be your proportions. Diet and exercise have always been better factors than straight weight and measurements to determine healthy life choices, no?
Of course, coming from a person who blogs about watching television, well, you get the picture.
Fat Chicks Rule!!!
joslyn (#12),
So you see an ‘ugly duck’, but you don’t see the halo effect created by the neon figure on the wall behind her head?
Interesting.
Might I suggest you look with better eyes than that?
ha!
Geez, I think Rachel looks gorgeous. I like her body.
Damn, Holly. I really hope you’re “hot” after that.
-Aj
J Unit, will you marry me?
HA! (#17)-
I see it, boo. I’m just sayin’ that ain’t no halo and Lacey ain’t no angel.
Love your comment J-U (#15), so true. 5’10 and 130′s=straight up Olive Oyl-not cute.
I hate to keep snapping on you Holly, but you are the one putting measurements out like this is an audition or something. You also are such an easy mark that snapping on you is almost not even fun.
Well, almost…
Plenty to go around ladies…
I wasn’t sayin everyone should look like me. I don’t think that AT ALL. Don’t get me wrong; I’m pleased with my looks. But the point I was making had nothing to do with *me*, personally. I think all women are beautiful; and I’ve got friends in all shapes, sizes, and colors. heheh.
With that said, what I *did* mean is that I’m all about being healthy and happy. There’s nothing wrong with being bigger, if you’re truly *healthy*. I just get tired of hearing women who are simply OBESE trying to trash other women for not being being “real.” I think it’s a cop-out. None of what I said was really a reaction to Rachel specifically (not her weight anyway).
Of course being unhealthy can go too far the other way with eating disorders, drugs, etc. But for the vast majority of women who are lean with some inviting curves, it’s NOT cause they’re starving themselves. But ok, I’m gonna stop now. I’ve already said way more than enough on this. I’m just opinionated, and this is a peeve of mine. I apologize for turning this into my own personal soapbox/infomercial for healthy living. heheh.
joslyn: Olive Oil? Ok, if you say so. If you feel like dining on your own foot sometime, im me on yahoo. I’ll let you see. id=trublyss. Fair enough? LOL
Here’s a chart which helps to determinine the *healthy* weight for specific body types: http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm
As I’m sure you’ll see, I’m currently a WHOLE 1 LB “underweight.” Oh no! Shall I waste away? I better go eat some cotton candy ice cream! :p heheh.
Btw, 130 is my lowest weight. I fluctuate between 130 and 140, depending on the season and time of the month. The skinny models you’re probably thinking of are a full 20-30 lbs lighter than me at my height. And no, I’m not saying this to “audition” or brag. My original point had nothing to do with ME anyway (or at least I didn’t mean it to).
LOL J-unit. I love this thread… heheh… ppl are so fuckin funny. Thanks for the entertainment on this Wednesday evening.
Oh wait, you didn’t make the thread. Thanks “Guest Columnist”! No but seriously J, you’re pretty funny (onscreen anyway).
Aj, why do you hope I’m “hot”? LOL. Do you think I’m mean? Dumb? Whatever, I don’t care. I know I’m neither. All I did was point out (once again) what everyone already knows: Americans tend to be more overweight and unhealthy than other people, and they tend to make excuses for it.
Alright, I’m gonna tear myself away from TVgasm for the night. See ya everyone! ^__^ ~Holly
Ok Ok, I know… I said I was gone. But after the half hour of my life I wasted posting away on here, I was inspired to some ice cream w/fudge! And… I HAD to give credit where it’s due. :p heheh.
Thanks to the inspiration of joz and tvgasm, I’ll be sure to gain back that 1 lb! So pat yourselves on the back; another woman saved! LOL I might be the only one who thinks that’s funny, but who cares right? I’m here to entertain myself–not you schmucks (sp?). I mean seriously, what are you *thinking*? hehe.
Bye! *muah* ~Holly
Joslynn I bet you’re a balloon. A horny jealous green ballon. It’s not fair to hate the prime rib princesses just cause you’re unidentified McE-D’d meat. Change up or shut up miss thang.
HAHA ma man Devon. What he said. I’m not as harsh but why do some people think ‘healthy’ and ‘blob’ are the same thing?
Always funny when fat chicks say this is what a “real woman” looks like.
Ease off the buffalo wings.
Looks like “hot holly” has a little too much time on her hands…
Holly,
I’ll back you up. I too am 5’10″. I have weighed 130 in recent years but am in the 140s now. I never felt like an Olive Oyl at 130. I still had a butt and didn’t have stick-skinny legs (which I really want). I agree that having a more curvaceous figure is fine, but you can’t just sit around and eat junk food and not exercise and use that as an excuse. Rachel looks fine to me. I am sure she is in great shape considering her military background. Her personality is a little annoying (too loud and obnoxious). I can’t say which girl has the best personality.
“Hot Holly” likes this RW forum (especially this thread, heheh). It’s all I read on TVgasm, and is my time-wasting net activity of choice. Most people have one, whether they admit it or not. So get over it.
bacardi, you know what *I* always think is funny are people who post on blogs and message boards about how OTHER people post too much. *rolls eyes* (Bring on the one-line, no-substance zingers!!) LOL
As for me, I’ll stick to actually saying something. It’s that whole not-being-borderline-retarded thing; I just can’t help it.
Thanks suebee.
Yeah, 36C 26 38 isn’t “Olive Oyl” last time I checked. I’m sure you know what I mean, cause it sounds like you have a figure that’s pretty similar to mine.
I wonder if any of you saw the Mo’nique’s Fat Chance beauty pageant a few weeks ago on Oxygen. As you can probably guess from the title, it was a pageant for larger women, hosted by Mo’nique, and there was a lot of the real women/fat is fabulous stuff going on there.
It was also totally boring, but that’s another story.
Holly is single-handedly ruining this TVgasm Real World experience for me. I love the recap and comments, but now the comments are dying to Holly’s neediness for attention.
We don’t have much to work with here…just a photo of the real world girls. When the real world recap comes out, we can start talking about that.
Rachel has a fat belly, and as everyone knows, when you have a fat belly you are more prone to heart disease. ie not healthy.
*Dancing for SlamminSam*
“Look at me, look at me!” puh-leeze. LOL
Anyway, don’t lump me in with whoever was doin the the straight trash talk (although I may know their identities). I was not disrespectful, rude, unreasonable, or mean to anyone in the point I was originally making. It wasn’t until some people who couldn’t handle a tactfully-stated truth that the jibin started. And if you’ll notice, *most* of what I said even after that was presented with a healthy sprinking fun-dust.
smithie: Right on. To all who deny it, I say “You want the truth?! You can’t handle the truth!!!” hehehe.
*until some people (-who)
*a healthy sprinking (+of)
(I hate typos. :p)
So, we’re not getting pics to backup all these measurements of in this thread? C’mon, people.
Sigh…whatta waste of time.
Well, at least I started the “Hot Holly” thing. Carry on. : )
Aj
Holly, I think this “whiney “real woman” crap” you claim to be sick of hearing about is extremely judgmental from someone who is lucky enough to have been born into the body that you have.
There are plenty of “real women” out there who work out 5 or more days a week, eat really healthily, spend their hard earned money on personal trainers, and yet their bodies more closely resemble Rachel’s than Melinda, or yours.
Have some compassion for other women out there who are not obese, not lazy, but by the sheer luck of the draw with genetics, have some curves which, barring starving themselves or going under the knife, they’re stuck with.
I NEVER SAID RACHEL WAS OBESE. In fact, I said the opposite. I also very clearly stated that I have no problem with people who are bigger. That is not the issue, and I don’t judge people in that way.
I said I have a problem with people being UNHEALTHY, and then claiming that it makes them “real women”… and looking down on others simply for trying to be healthy. I even pointed out that being unhealthy *also* applies to women who are underweight and starve themselves. It’s obvious you didn’t read what I said. And that’s fine; I mean I know I did write a lot. But don’t speak on what I said and didn’t say when you didn’t even read it.
And of course Aj, I’m not gonna post pictures of myself on a random blog that I have no say in administrating. That’s just stupid. I did give out my yahoo id so I could show someone on my own terms, should they dare to ask. The point wasn’t *about* me in the first place; a couple people just decided to turn it into that. I just put my id on there cause I *do* enjoy prooving people wrong. It’s amusing. If you REALLY wanna know–you know how. Until then, you have no room to say anything.
Yo “ I’m fat and so is Rachel. Neither one of us should be in a bikini, ever.
And I’m calling out all you people who try and mask your fat-ism by playing the “unhealthy” card. We know you’re repulsed by us. It’s OK. It’s your problem.
LOL @ “the unhealthy card.” It’s not a card if it’s true. Anyway, I’m goin home now. Thanks the entertainment today, all you beautiful people!
bye. *muah* ~Holly
I love how everyone who posts on any site always has to state their height, weight, etc. just to prove “I swear I’m not gross, just because I’m posting on a comment board!!” Nobody will know and nobody cares.
AJ–I thought I started the “hot holly” thing?? HAHA
I think we’ve strayed away from the real issue here. And that of course is the fact that Rachel has some serious gunt for a combat veteran. She must’ve been swallowing mad nuts during her tour of duty in Iraq. Can you get pregnant from swallowing the babies? ‘Cause she looks like she’s in her second month.
Yes ali, that makes perfect sense. That must be what it is… especially since I’ve been posting in this forum for 2 months and the subject has *never come up* until today. LOL
(People who don’t make sense: one of life’s most comical and most unappreciated pleasures.)
Like I said, you have the info to check my credibility anytime you wish. But (oh shock of shocks) you haven’t. (In my best befuddled superhero voice: Unbelievable!!) *sigh*
Seriously, I’m holdin in a full-on belly laugh here… thanks to you! *Kisses you in gratitude* 
Thank you A&A, for helping us to remember what TVgasm is REALLY all about: baseless and illogical insults.
~Holly
Well, I’m glad I didn’t post about my “15 inch cock” and my “24 inch biceps” because I bet all you skeptics in this thread wouldn’t believe me. Yes, me, Aj. The most honest guy on the internet. Shame, shame.
“Hot Holly” won’t allow me to talk to her anymore, so I’ll just wave. I’ll guess we’ll never be amigos.
Aj
(ali did come up with Hot Holly thing. I just implied it in my post. Whatta waste)
Anyways… Melinda is hot. Anyone agree?
Aj: I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours.
Yea… Melinda is hot. I’d hit it. Raw even. Might burn later though. HA!
I’m sorry Holly, I wasn’t really talking about you, I was just saying in general(no sarcasm). I just hate talking about weight issues. In true Laguna talk it’s “drama”.
I don’t see why anyone is ragging on Rachel. I think she is a nice looking girl. She has a little bit of a stomach but so what!!!!! I have seen some real messes walking around out there that have rolls all over the place. I think that we are all being too judgemental. We should learn to love all women and not expect them to look like Melinda or some playboy playmate.
I’ve gotta be honest, Lacey actually looks really hot in her individual picture.
Couldn’t they have used a more flattering one of Rachel?
Jo looks sort of awkward with the whole thing while Miss Melinda looks like a fucking pro. Jesus.
Lacey does look hot. IMO she’s the hottest hottie of the bunch as presented there…
I dont know anything about this but I find it hard to believe that the two of you not super thin and are 5’10 and 130 (you must have really small frames). I am 5’6 and weigh 130 and people are always telling me how thin *I* am and calling me a toothpick. I guess that goes to show you that weight really doesn’t mean anything, it’s how its proportioned.
BTW, I can’t stand Rachel to begin with but since she posed in her underwear lookin like that (well not that gross but not attractive) I think she’s nasty. Melinda just skeeves me out and is annoying as hell. I think Lacey looks pretty, they did her makeup good. Jo usually looks better, they caught her making some weird faces.
Holly- how do we have the info to check out your credentials? I don’t understand how anyone would have information on someone who posts in these comments?
I’m the other 5’10″ girl. Proportions and frame are everything. And many people perceive themselves differently than the rest of the world. For the record, I weigh more than 130 now, but people still call me thin. Maybe they are being nice. I would like to be 130 again!
How about a Real World recap TVGasm? Give us new fodder for discussion!
yo! It’s Hot Holly! :p hehehe.
You’re right Hailey, I do have a small frame. Being in the 130s is definitely within the healthy zone for someone who’s 5’10″ w/a small frame. Btw, today I’m 135. PMS. See? Told ya it varies. :p heheh.
Anyway, up above there somewhere I posted a link to a chart that tells healthy weight zones for different heights AND frames… if you wanna look at it for whatever reason. (And no, I don’t mean that to sound sarcastic or snotty… just sincerely.)
pedro, I did state a way someone could check my “credentials.” It’s up above in one of the posts; and I’m not gonna continuously repost and reclarify things just because some people might be too lazy to read.
Seacrest, out!
AHH..i see now but unfortunately I can’t install Yahoo messenger on my work computer.
Peaceeee
go away Holly
Pretty sure it doesn’t concern you, wendy. Why butt in just to say “go away”? (Very thought-provoking sentiments, btw. Thank you for displaying your awe-inspiring intellect to us all.) I’m surprised you can still type with all the fingers you’ve been losin in your chili…
Yeah that’s childish, but oh well. You’re childish for tryin to pop your developmentally challenged “last word” on something you weren’t even involved in in the first place. What’s the point? People like you really make me laugh (no, really)… just like the people who come on message boards to make posts about how everyone else posts too much. (rolls eyes) heheh…
i like how there’s an “accidental” halo over lacey’s head.