The Real World: You Can’t Do THAT in Denver??

Real World

By Treadingonme | Thursday, March 22, 2007 | 2:10 pm | 36 Comments

TyI was so pumped up after the show last week that I didn’t sleep for like two days, I couldn’t eat, and I was sweating a lot. I was really excited to get back to it this week to get the same rush. It wasn’t quite the same feeling though, and part of me can’t help but wonder if some of that had to do with the lack of heroin running through my body. Ok, that’s a joke, I was just as high this week as I was last week. (Again, joking). Anyways, with all of the drama of last week’s show, and the cliffhanger they left us with, I was cautiously optimistic about some sort of exciting blow-up that would result in charges being pressed. Imagine my disappointment (and I assume all of yours) when we discovered what truly happened. So, without further ado, let’s find out what happened.

This week the show picked up where it left off last week, with everyone singing Kum Ba Yah around a campfire. Some cliffhanger MTV; really tense stuff. Actually, it started with the skirmish in the bathroom involving Tyrie, Jazalle, and basically everyone else in the house who wasn’t either in bed or passed out. Jenn had managed to get Tyrie to talk to her, and Tyrie just asked for two more minutes before everyone kept interrupting him. Of course, he still would have had to deal with Jazalle interrupting him, and generally looking frightened, but Jazalle managed to sneak by him out of the bathroom.

As Jazalle walked out, Jenn said something along the lines of “You don’t beat girls Ty,” (way to not implicate Tyrie for something he didn’t even do, Jenn) and then Stephen snuck in and blatantly asked if Tyrie hit Jazalle. Tyrie responded by either kicking or punching the wall in the bathroom, because it WOULDN’T SHUT UP! This made Stephen slowly back away, and he held up his hand as if to say, “You know what? I’ll just withdraw the question. Is that cool?”

Jazalle was outside crying with her cousin nearby, and she was hugging Jenn. Jenn for some reason felt the need to drive Jazalle’s entire body into the brick wall. Actually I think Jenn was just way too drunk (like that ever happens) and she stumbled and almost fell over. Then again, she was a Raiderette; maybe she just wanted to practice various tackling techniques she’d seen.



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shhhh…its ok….wanna make out??

Jenn tells us that being yelled at and screamed at that way can emotionally damage somebody. And she also knows that from Jazalle’s past, a male yelling at her isn’t something that’s been easy. How has Jenn suddenly become Jazalle’s best friend? My guess is that when Jenn said “Jazalle,” she actually meant “Jenn.”



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I know, I can’t believe this fight either. . .It’s crazy.

So, you guys wanna be the chocolate cookies

and we can make ourselves and oreo sandwich?

Jazalle agrees to talk to Tyrie alone, although I’m not sure exactly where in the house they are. (I don’t understand that house at all.) Jenn nominates herself to explain to Stephen and Darnell what happened earlier, because in case you forgot, Stephen had to run over from somewhere and Darnell was nowhere to be seen (probably having an intense inner conflict about making out with Jenn). Then, we hear Stephen say, “The cops are right outside.” I’m confused if Stephen was telling us that (he showed up in his confessional directly after that) or if he was telling Jenn and Darnell that. I believe he was telling them that, but it was definitely dubbed over what he actually said to them because his mouth didn’t match what he was saying at all. At least MTV pointed that out to us. And might I add, what the hell are the cops outside for?

So Tyrie and Jazalle are talking SOMEWHERE, and Tyrie is now sounding relatively calm, still drunk, but also relatively sensible. However, I think that Tyrie is confused about what Jazalle’s problem currently is. Big head is not the problem right now. Tyrie thinks it is, obviously, but not Jazalle. Her problem is that Tyrie said “Goddamnshit!” Why did he have to use such an awesome swear while yelling at her? She’s also upset that he yanked her arm pretty hard. I bet she wouldn’t be complaining if she was about to walk out in front of a bus and he yanked her arm so she wouldn’t get hit though. Maybe he was just practicing his life-saving techniques. Put things into perspective Jazalle, and cut him some slack.

The very next thing that happened was she walked out in front of a bus and Ty yanked her arm back to save her. Who’s complaining now Jazzy? Actually they continued their argument, which concluded with Tyrie saying “Dyou want to brerk up with me or not? Zhou want to brek up with me or not?” I’m not too good at spelling drunk-speak. Jazalle starts to walk away, Tyrie walks out of the gate, and Stephen answers a knock on the door. Bad timing Kicked in the Nuts guy. Not now.

Somewhere inside the house, Jazalle has been corralled by Jenn, and Jazalle is still crying. Jenn asks Jazalle if she’s ok. Obviously she’s not, and I doubt I can accurately express Jazalle’s reaction, but I’ll try. She points at what just happened with Tyrie, then she looks Jenn in the face as if to say “Are you retarded?” for like 5 seconds, then asks Jenn if she’s serious with that question and answers no. I was actually hoping for more of a violent or insulting response, but I was let down by neither.



Kiss

I know, its so hard. . . these are tough times. . .

just kiss me. One kiss, oh god please!!!!

Tyrie is walking down the street outside and Stephen is calling after him. (Sidenote: through all of this, we don’t see Davis, Brooke, Colie, (I think she was in bed last week) or Alex. Poor Stephen, dealing with this alone.) Stephen has apparently just finished talking to the police (I think they knocked after the Kicked in the Nuts guy) and now he’s chasing down Tyrie. Tyrie won’t stop walking until finally Stephen starts yelling. I was actually refreshed to see Stephen act like a man for a second. Then he pulled down his pants to show his blue underwear for no reason, and I lost all respect again.

Stephen tells Ty, “I just got done talking to the Denver P.D., not about you acting up, but about Jazalle and her appearance.” So does that mean they don’t care about Tyrie, but they think Jazalle is a prostitute? (That was seriously the first thing I thought of.) He then goes on to explain that the cops don’t care about Tyrie and Jazalle working it out tonight, and then I understood a little bit more. But do they still thinks she’s a prostitute? Some things we’ll never know. (Sidenote: why did I actually think that? I think I’m crazy.)

So with Tyrie realizing the enormity of the situation, he starts walking back to the house, but I think he actually walks around the block for a second. Apparently he suddenly realized he had to go to the bathroom. If only he was close to somewhere where he could actually go. You know, like the Real World house or something. Unfortunately, he was at least 25 feet from the door of the house, so rather than go inside, he decided to piss on the fence. And don’t think for a second that he tried to be clever about it. MTV did its damnedest to show that he was pissing too, by adding sound effects and the camera getting a clear shot of the trail of urine flowing under his legs. Seriously Ty, you don’t stand in your own piss. Apparently he’s got some things to learn about public urination.

Remember those cops out front? Yeah, they hadn’t left. As Tyrie opens the fence to go inside (post-urination), we see an officer walk up. Ty asks what’s wrong, and the cop says that he’s under arrest. Seriously? For public urination? THAT’S what he got arrested for that MTV drew out for a week?? He could have at least gotten his money’s worth and pissed on the cop car or something if that was going to happen. Or the cop!

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How could this get any more humiliating for poor Ty?

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Well, I guess some asshole blogger could pull a close up

of his still steaming hot piss by your feet and post that online.

Stephen walks up as Tyrie’s getting cuffed and he can’t believe Ty is getting arrested for not doing anything. Ty tells Stephen it’s ok, and then the cop tells Stephen that he just urinated in the street. Stephen just can’t believe it. Absolutely completely bamboozled. He’s pacing around, puts his hands on his hand, pisses in the street. Everything I do when I’m speechless.

After the commercial break, the cops put Tyrie in the backseat of the car. I didn’t know public urination was cause for arrest in Colorado, so I thought they’d just write him a ticket. If he wasn’t so close to home it would have been $250 well spent in Illinois. But, nope, off to jail he went. As the car pulled away, Ty was pleading with the cops and said he’s never been to jail in his life, but those cops had black hearts of stone. They ran over 4 children’s bicycles as the drove away. Those poor little kids.

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Apparently the Principal Feeny from BOY MEETS WORLD is now a cop in Denver

Inside the house, Jenn seemed to know what Tyrie would be going through. She actually knew pretty well. “When you get arrested for drunk in public, you sit in the drunk tank for 15 hours so you sober up; he’s gonna get dinner, he gets to meet Officer Harris, she’s a nice lady, just got a manicure; he’s gonna get breakfast, he’s gonna get some cornflakes and some milk, it’s gonna be disgusting, he’ll get to read some of the messages I’ve left on the walls, he’s gonna get a bologna sandwich at noon tomorrow from Oscar the kind of slow but amazing head cook, and then they’ll let him go.” I wonder if she’s done this before…Also, how fitting was it that she gave that spiel (the parts I didn’t make up at least) while sounding INCREDIBLY drunk herself?



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This reminds me of a skinemax movie called Prison Girls

….Oh, and Jenn’s a whore.

Jenn tells us that she’s been in the drunk tank before (surprise!), and that it sucks, but that’s the only way you learn. You also only realize that you shouldn’t get too drunk that you suddenly realize you’re having sex if you’ve done it before, and if someone tells you they’ve got the herps, sometimes getting them is the only way you’re going to learn. Great words of wisdom from the erudite Jenn.

The next morning Stephen calls the Detox Center, speed dial #2 (Monarck is #1), to check if Tyrie is there, and he’s just been released, so Stephen guesses Ty went to Jazalle’s place. Stephen and Alex jump in the car and head over to Jazalle’s place to pick up Tyrie. On the way, Stephen likens Ty and Jazzy’s relationship to Bobby and Whitney because Ty got arrested in front of the house and Jazalle was the first to pick his sober ass up. If Tyrie had done coke the night before, the similarities would have been frightening. Also, I have noticed that Jazalle does say “Hell to the no” a lot.

The guys get to Jazalle’s place, and out walks Tyrie, hanging his head low as the theme song from the Charlie Brown Christmas Special plays in the background. It was actually funny how despondent he looked. On the ride home, Tyrie breaks down crying because he looks like a “woman beater” now. Stephen tells him it’s not that bad because people get arrested all the time! Cheer up! You’re now like other people! The words of encouragement (read: poorly thought out and poorly phrased encouragement) failed to help Ty too much, and Ty said he didn’t want to be there anymore.



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Notice the very different physical dispositions of a white guy

driving to jail vs. a black guy driving to jail

Ty tells us that he’s most upset about having to tell his family what happened. Tyrie gets on the phone with his dad, tells him the story, but his dad didn’t sound too supportive. At all. Which may be why Tyrie calls him sir. We also hear Ty’s dad reference Tyrie’s possible political aspirations when he asks how Tyrie will answer questions about this in the future, if he’s campaigning for something. Thanks for your support sir. Talk about your tough love. How would Tyrie’s dad act if he legitimately did something wrong? You know, something worse than urinating.

Later, Jenn is on the phone with Jared. Again. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m already sick of the whole Jared thing. Anyways, Jenn finally tells him she heard about him. Apparently “people” have called her and have witnessed Jared “kissing” and “hooking up with girls.” I wasn’t aware that her sister constituted “people”, and that “kissing” was the equivalent of hooking up, but I guess that’s what “reason” gets you: not understanding Jenn. Jared tells Jenn that, hypothetically, if he’s been kissing other people, he’ll kiss who he wants, but he’s not having sex with anyone. You could see the shock on Jenn’s face when he said that, which was pretty priceless. So she played holier-than-thou and said Jared could do what he wanted, like she didn’t just make out with Darnell, and like she didn’t just have sex with Alex. Jared then went on a rant and hung up on Jenn, which, again, I found pretty awesome.



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Why will no one bone me today?

While that was going on, Darnell has joined Alex, Ty and Stephen for lunch. He asks what the story is on Jenn, since he doesn’t know her at all. “Don’t need to,” says Stephen, in what may be the most accurate statement ever said on this season. Get it? You don’t need to know her to sleep with her? (Because she’s easy!) Then he tells Alex to chime in, and Alex, reluctant to voice his opinions on Jenn, says he thinks Darnell should. I assume he means “should do Jenn.” I wonder why Alex would suggest that. If you’re thinking it’s because he wants to be with Colie and this gets Jenn off his back, I doubt it. Also, if you’re thinking that, your name is probably Colie and you’re actually on the show. Welcome.

After the commercial, we see everybody (who was in this episode at least) out at some bar, and Jenn is trying to suck Darnell’s face off, or at least ingest his tongue. Darnell then wanders over by Alex and asks if he is imposing by hooking up with Jenn. Alex’s response? Exuberant laughter. Alex tells us that he doesn’t have any regrets or issues about Darnell hooking up with Jenn, then we see him tell Darnell, “You’re good.” I also would like to point out, I think Darnell is pretty drunk, so that’s probably THE way to be if you’re about to hook up with Jenn. Maybe all the alcohol will keep some of the diseases away.

Say what you want about Jenn, but one thing you cannot say is that she sends mixed signals. She tells Darnell he’s hot (but she doesn’t like hot guys, remember) and that she wants him, so they go back home. Jenn tells us there’s something about Darnell’s “energy” that is amazing and she really has an attraction for him. I always thought it wasn’t the size of the energy, it was how you used it.

Game

Game



Set

Set



Match

Match



Herpes

Herpes!

The next day, Darnell, Stephen and Alex all went out to lunch. Darnell apparently is one to kiss and tell, because he pretty much started describing in detail what happened last night. “I don’t even know. Seriously. I blacked out when we were at the bar and I woke up naked with a ballgag in my mouth and two dead goldfish in the bed. But I seem to remember a third goldfish at some point.” Alex said he felt the same way when it happened to him. Don’t we all Alex? Darnell concluded by saying that Jenn is a fun girl, “you know, because she’s easy. I think that’s fun.”

Tyrie and Jazalle also went out to eat, and Jazalle apologized for getting mad about the Big head thing. But then Jazalle said she wished Ty was more sympathetic to her feeling sensitive around Big head. So, it’s Ty’s fault for Big head (why start calling her Ashley now?) working at the bar they were at? He was supposed to know she worked there, and know where her section was, and then stay away from it? I side with Ty on this one. Also, whatever happened to all of that trust Jazalle supposedly had in Tyrie? Remember that?

Later that night Tyrie and Jenn are talking about the whole Jazalle situation again, and Jenn says that Jazalle is probably not the most stable when it comes to emotions. If I heard Jenn describing someone I was dating that way (unless it was Colie, because we all know that one’s true), I would dump that chick yesterday. Tyrie accepts responsibility for what he did, but he says he’s never done anything in his life as damaging to his reputation as he’s done in the past 8 weeks (so is that MTV admitting they’re stepping backwards the show’s timeline?). So, again, he mentions leaving the house, saying he doesn’t have a reason to stay. My question to him is, what is the reason for going into the Real World house anyways? Because that reason is probably also the reason you stay. And Jenn, ever the supportive friend (has she ever been the supportive friend?) says that if he wants to go, then go. And we hear her inner monologue: “Maybe they’ll bring in another roommate I can drunkenly have sex with.”

So that was the show this week. Kind of boring in my opinion, and we were totally misled with the whole arrest thing. Basically it was the letdown I think most of us were expecting.

What did you think about the episode? Colie and Davis: Remember them? Will Darnell ever leave the house? Do you get arrested for public urination in Denver even if you’re not drunk? Did you remember to watch the after show?

36 Comments

  1. 1
    Goulet!
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    Great recap Treading. I agree that this weeks episode was a bit of a letdown considering the buildup. Why didn’t we get a preview for next week by the way? We need to revisit Crazy Brooke and Needy Colie. I’m sure whenever they go on their camping trip we’ll get some more drama.

    Ona related note anyone else see the RW/RR challenge promo? Looks good. I’m surprised they are already showing which current Denver castmates are going to be in it.

  2. 2
    CMC
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    You are so right, Treadingonme, we were definitely duped with respect to Tyrie’s arrest. Not that I’m disappointed (because it would have been very wrong) but the previews gave us the impression that Tyrie was handcuffed for beating up Jazalle. Come to find out, he was simply taking a leak.

  3. 3
    babeblue
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    wow, i never thought that anyone would surpass johanna stealing a flower from a homeless person and robin hitting a police officer while demonstrating how she did not hit someone else as the most idiotic RW arrests ever. that is until tyrie’s dumb arse get’s popped for peeing on the sidewalk RIGHT IN FRONT of 5.0! as a big, black man wildin’ out in public, it looked like those officers were just waiting for a reason to arrest him and he handed it to them on a silver platter. why didn’t he just hold up a huge sign that said “ARREST ME, I’M AN IDIOT”?

    i do love the way ty’s dad calmly conveyed what a jacka$$ his son was for those actions. daddy ty’s deadpan delivery (“that’s interesting” & “that’s probably not something I imagine you would like to repeat”) had me laughing so hard!

    p.s. is it just me or doesn’t jen seem like such a rational, credible person and a great friend when she’s giving her roommates all those pep talks after they embarrass themselves on camera? if you didn’t know how much of a raving lunatic hooch she is, i dare say she might seem like a cool person.* i guess her twisted Powers of Rationalization are affecting me through the tv screen. :-d

    *disclaimer: this statement is in no way an indication that I support jen in her hoochified endeavors nor feel that it is acceptable for a cool person to diss their not-quite significant other for not admitting the fact that he kissed some girls in a public location thousands of miles away after said “cool” person confessed to jumping her roommate’s bones on national television after knowing said roommate for less than 24 hours.
    ;-)

  4. 4
    shiaobundan
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    Ah requisite RW arrest, check!

    Tyrie pissed on the gate of his own house. Umm.. EW! And then he went to jail, spent the night, and didn’t CHANGE the next day! Seriously, every shot I just kept wondering when he would be something new. Just gross man.

    I loved Stephen and Alex’s lunch-talk with Darnell. They both summed up Jenn so perfectly (EXCEPT for when Stephen said “She’s not a whore.”)

  5. 5
    Mrs.Meow
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    Treadingonme – Great recap! I think you were in my head, because you hit on almost all of the things that I thought…I totally thought the Stephen was saying the cops thought Jazelle was a prostitute, and holy Kiss and Tell Darnell.

    Shiaobundan – I noticed right away that Tyrie didn’t change. I said that to Mr. Meow – he just threw on a blue button down and they went out for food. Eww…

  6. 6
    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    Where were Brooke, Davis and the dreaded E. Colie? I don’t think I saw any them even once!

    Apparently screaming and pissing on the street while drunk is a no-no in Denver, and well just about every other place in the country! Jeezusss, what a cluster-fuck of an episode!

    Tyrie and Jazelle should just split, it’s bad drama from every angle. Tyrie needs to relax and get a grip on his aggression, and Jazelle needs more plastic surgery to complete the transformation from male to female – her cousin seemed cool though. Why are the friends and sidekicks so much cooler than the people on the show (BRETT!)?

    The guys scooping on Jenn was fairly amusing, yet also kind of horrifying. Jenn needs to shut down the old Tuna Tunnel for cleaning and renovations, it just doesn’t seem like a safe place to ride. Jared looks like the long-lost, visually-challenged spawn of Adrien Brody and Elvis Costello.

    I loved Jenn’s convoluted logic about why Jared fucked up, which allowed her to justify her own need to whore around. Whatever. Please sterilize her, and I mean that in EVERY sense of the word.

    If Jenn could get off of her back for more than an hour or two, and simultaneously stay off the booze, she MIGHT have some potential to actually be kind of cool. Oh, except for the fact that she’s a fucking idiot!

    treadingonme, the screencaps were hilarious, I was completely cracking up; the recap was great too!

  7. 7
    shiaobundan
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 7:47 pm

    Lol Chee-Z! You should start one of those internet petitions. “Sterilize Jenn (insert last name) for the good of human race.” I would sign.

  8. 8
    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    The ENTIRE San Diego cast with the exception of Jaquese – who was cool and mellow

    Sorry Rock Star, you were right. I actually forgot about Jamie on that season. She was also cool and mellow, and so was Cameran for the most part. Mea Culpa.

    Robin (truly a racist bitch, especially if you saw the last “Challenge” – inexusable!), Brad, Randy, Frankie – ALL NUTS though (I actually kind of like Brad though, he’s pretty funny.)

  9. 9
    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    Lol Chee-Z! You should start one of those internet petitions. “Sterilize Jenn (insert last name) for the good of human race.” I would sign.

    >

    LOL! Now THAT would drive some of my fellow posters absolutely nuts! Lets do it! LOL!

    I think her last name is Grijalva – I don’t know what’s worse; that I’m advocating for enforced sterilization (even as a joke), or that I know her last name… yeah, it’s definitely worse that I know her last name. Definitely!

  10. 10
    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 8:57 pm

    Oh yeah, I had to rewind TWICE just to catch Jenn’s VERY knowledgeable run-down about meals in “lock-down”.

    What a FREAK!

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    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 22, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    What’s up with the Typekey sign in? It’s driving me nuts, especially because so many people are coming up as Anonymous. It also keeps logging out, while I’m on it – is that happening to anyone else – or am I missing something really obvious?

    What gives TVgasm? Is it a CIA conspiracy? Is it The Hapsburg Effect? Do we just have to get used to it? (We will if we have to!)

  12. 12
    amy
    Posted March 23, 2007 at 4:30 am

    did anyone catch steven’s appropriately geeky “the governator” t shirt while driving to pick up tyrie from jazelle’s house?? too funny.

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    efk2020
    Posted March 23, 2007 at 7:52 am

    Ty didn’t get arrested. He got put in the drunk tank. The drunk tank is very popular here in Denver. Also, the real world house is right next to several big bars. The cops are always waiting on Market Street for the drunks!

  14. 14
    YankeesFan
    Posted March 23, 2007 at 7:55 am

    I also thought it was so odd that tyrie peed right outside of his house – dumbest move ever! And why the hell didn’t he change when he got home?! I was repulsed.

    Unless darnell looks a lot better in person, i really dont think he’s “so hot”…he looked average at most to me.

    jazelle really does look like a drag queen to me and her whiny voice is so annoying!

    “The guys scooping on Jenn was fairly amusing, yet also kind of horrifying. Jenn needs to shut down the old Tuna Tunnel for cleaning and renovations, it just doesn’t seem like a safe place to ride”
    Hilarious!!! That girl has to have something. If two of the guys she has slept with since being in the house for, what 8 weeks according to Tyrie, have just all of a sudden realized they were having sex with her, she clearly has not been using any protection.

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    YankeesFan
    Posted March 23, 2007 at 8:06 am

    efk2020 – while Ty may have been in the drunk tank, it sounded like the cop did arrest him…i could have sworn he said “you are under arrest anything you say….and it goes on”

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    Veronica DeBellegarde
    Posted March 23, 2007 at 10:58 am

    Didn’t Tyrie said in the casting special he used to be in a gang?

    If that’s the case, what, he’s never been in trouble/arrested before?
    Give me a break.

    And I still don’t understand what was up with Stephen and the cops. It seemed like he called the police and then tried to wuss out by telling Tyrie it was never about him.

    Is Davis still on this show?

  17. 17
    Bonerman
    Posted March 23, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    I thought Tyrus said he was in a gang, I think he is a wanna be crip, nigga always wearing blue and shit. If this is the case how could he have never been arrested or in trouble before??

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    bakismaki
    Posted March 23, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    This whole season has been a series of letdown’s.

    I felt bad for Ty, this is a guy who is genuinely a good dude and he gets arrested for some stupidness.

    Arrested for peeing?! A bit much. Hopefully it will get wiped off (unintended pun there) somehow.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Jen is the biggest ho in the history of Real World, and Jazelle is the utter definition of a butterface.

    That guys only lunch the day after Darnell boned Jen was hilarious. If it was me I would feel awkward. These dudes just don’t care. Funny stuff though.

    Is Colie pretty much useless now?

  19. 19
    Rock Star
    Posted March 24, 2007 at 7:17 am

    I seriously don’t understand why everyone’s calling Jen a whore but no one is calling Alex a whore…

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    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 24, 2007 at 10:57 am

    They are both whores. Even Alex’s mother told him she thought he was a whore in one of the first few episodes.

    I think the fact that Jenn is also just skanky, in addition to be a whore, inspires more reaction. If she looked like Brooke or E. Colie, we’d still think she was loose, but more like a Cara-type (Chicago) than Tonya-type (RW/RW phase).

    Also, Jenn is 3 to Alex’s 2 sexual conquests. I’m not counting E. Colie because Alex just made-out with her.

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    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 24, 2007 at 11:01 am

    And E. Colie should be the poster-child for asexuality.

    She’s weird.

  22. 22
    McCreamy
    Posted March 24, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    LOL Tuna Tunnel!!! HAHAHAHA.. Please make that a staple word on your recaps!

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    Rock Star
    Posted March 24, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Could you elaborate on that? I have no idea who Cara from Chicago is!

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    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 24, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    Tonya Cooley is now doing softcore porn on SKINemax. LOL!

    http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/the_real_world_chicago/2007_Feb_13_tonya_cooley_cinemax

    Ha, ha – Looks like Jenn might have a career in “film” to look forward to. I’m now thinking of potential porn names, which is one of my favorite Reality TV star past-times!

    So far I’ve come up with Rocky Mountains; Connie DeLoma; Cleo Torres; and Anita Paptest…

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    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 24, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    I think Tyrie’s “gang” participation was when he was kid.

    It was a real bad-ass gang, and their “colors” were khaki shirts and pants with different-colored bandana’s. They were awarded medals and badges when they completed gang milestones. Some of the milestones were: Boondoggle; starting a fire with sticks, camping, identifying plants and keeping your trap shut after the oldest, adult gang-leader banged you in the ass.

    I’ll bet Tyrie’s gang name was “Canteen-Boy”.

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    jim
    Posted March 24, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    shiaobundan–i too noticed how nasty ty was for never changing his drunk, smoky bar, jail clothes! Like, eww dude, dont you think you should take a shower before you go back out again???

    Jenn is completely retarded! First of all she lead on to Jared as if she only had sex w/ Alex ONCE…and it seemed like she confessed the 2nd time not the 1st IMO. Then she tries to flip it back on him? I think that was her guilt putting up a defense. She’s a ho though, and a nasty one at that! Can’t blame tv editing either….

    I think Stephen called the cops himself. He disappeared for a few minutes during the crazy argument and then all of a sudden the police show up and he just happened to have been outside to talk to them–hmm?
    Jazelle is a media-whore( so is every other RW “significant other” i think). Her bitching was silly but I too would have been scared around a drunk and screaming Tyrie-he’s huge!

    Davis, Brooke Alex and Colie are either hard sleepers i guess lol

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    roleepolee
    Posted March 25, 2007 at 1:09 am

    LOL, you’re freaking hilarious, Chee-z! I always enjoy reading your post as much as the actual recap.

    Some of Jen’s Porn star ( or as she would call it, ROCKSTAR!) name suggestions: Bozo the Whore, denver tuna, bitch face, Slutty jen…list goes on and on, but the perfect one and the funniest one was Anita Paptest!!!!

    And your comments on Tyrie being a former boy scou..er..gang mamber was so funny. absolutely a ROFL moment for me. PROPS TO YOU!

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    She'ona Ransom
    Posted March 25, 2007 at 7:51 am

    Jazelle seriously has an unfortunate face! If I were here, I’d feel a little threatened by Ashley too!’

    But those are her issues not Tyries’. She won points for admitting that she over-reacted.

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    She'ona Ransom
    Posted March 25, 2007 at 7:52 am

    Jazelle seriously has an unfortunate face! If I were her, I’d feel a little threatened by Ashley too!’

    But those are her issues not Tyries’. She won points for admitting that she over-reacted.

  30. 30
    anniedawg25
    Posted March 25, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    babeblue………..I actually agree with everything you said about Jenn. Sure she’s a bit on the “easy side” but she does have a knack for calming OTHER PEOPLE down when it comes to crazy situations. I just wish she could do that for herself as well.
    I loved her rundown of the “Drunk Tank”, and she’s not afraid to admit she’s been there before.
    Girl just doesn’t give a damn about what anyone says about her, and not in a completely obnoxious (a’la Tina on Road Rules) way.

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    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 27, 2007 at 8:47 am

    A $30,000. bar tab? I wonder if any of these people will sue MTV when they end up in rehab.

    I usually don’t care about any of the machinations and behind the scenes manipulations MTV uses to promote drama; but supplying massive quantities of alcohol seems like they might be treading on VERY thin ice regarding ethics and basic moral responsibilty. I wonder if they make it clear to the participants that they are going to do that?

    Both Davis and Jenn have admitted to having drinking problems. Although I know THEY are personally responsible for choosing or not choosing to drink, that just seems like throwing a steak into a lion’s den – it’s hard-wired into their brains to want it.

    Hmmmm….. I’ll have to ponder this…..

  32. 32
    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
    Posted March 27, 2007 at 8:50 am

    …over a few drinks.

  33. 33
    dookie32
    Posted March 28, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    Great recap- a few laugh outloud moments. This was my favorite:

    “If you’re thinking it’s because he wants to be with Colie and this gets Jenn off his back, I doubt it. Also, if you’re thinking that, your name is probably Colie and you’re actually on the show. Welcome.”

    Haha- so true. Colie is PATHETIC.

    Jen really might be the biggest skank on RW. How do you not care that guys are sitting around discussing how easy you are? Yeah- she is definitely ready for a porn career. That tongue bath she gave Alex a few episode’s ago was straight out of some Vivid DVD. Who does that??

    On a side note- I’ve seen Tonya’s Skinamax work and it’s actually pretty good. She seems to have found her calling.

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    lauren
    Posted March 29, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    “While that was going on, Darnell has joined Alex, Ty and Stephen for lunch. He asks what the story is on Jenn, since he doesn’t know her at all. “Don’t need to,” says Stephen, in what may be the most accurate statement ever said on this season. Get it? You don’t need to know her to sleep with her? (Because she’s easy!) Then he tells Alex to chime in, and Alex, reluctant to voice his opinions on Jenn, says he thinks Darnell should. I assume he means “should do Jenn.” I wonder why Alex would suggest that. If you’re thinking it’s because he wants to be with Colie and this gets Jenn off his back, I doubt it. Also, if you’re thinking that, your name is probably Colie and you’re actually on the show. Welcome.”

    This is one of the most hilarious paragraphs that I have ever read. FANTASTIC RECAP!!

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    Michelle_PR
    Posted March 30, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Awesome recap :) I gotta say I feel bad for Tyrie, he seems like a pretty nice guy. He should dump Jazalle ASAP, I think he could do so much better. As for Jenn, wow, ewwww, poor Darnell, he didn’t even know the cesspool of diseases he was getting into. Hopefully he used protection.

    I loved when Alex, Darnell, and Stephen were having lunch and Stephen said, “I’m not saying she’s a ho…” and then looked right at the camera. It was as if he wanted Jenn to know that when she saw the episode.

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    Michelle_PR
    Posted March 30, 2007 at 10:51 am

    Awesome recap :) I gotta say I feel bad for Tyrie, he seems like a pretty nice guy. He should dump Jazalle ASAP, I think he could do so much better. As for Jenn, wow, ewwww, poor Darnell, he didn’t even know the cesspool of diseases he was getting into. Hopefully he used protection.

    I loved when Alex, Darnell, and Stephen were having lunch and Stephen said, “I’m not saying she’s a ho…” and then looked right at the camera. It was as if he wanted Jenn to know that when she saw the episode.

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