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By B-Side | | 1:29 pm | 73 Comments

lacey_10-18-05In case you haven’t noticed, it’s exactly seven days since the last Real World: Austin aired. And in case you haven’t noticed, the recap is going up today. Why the delay? Well, actually, I hadn’t even seen this episode until earlier this morning. Simple logistics, I tell you. But it actually works out okay because this latest installment ends with a cliffhanger of epic proportions, so if anything, this tardy recap will do nothing but whet your appetites for tonight’s big showdown. I hope. And by the way, I’m not really sure if the episode ended with a cliffhanger since the Tivo cut off the last minute, but with all the drama swirling around Lacey, I’d have a hard time believing anything could be wrapped up in sixty seconds. Then again, this is the Real World. Stranger things have happened.So this episode was the sort of show I love. Nothing too major happened, but the drama was petty, lighthearted, and enjoyable. No ponderous Danny/Melinda issues for us to labor through. The show opened up in the midst of the South by Southwest festival, and in case we had forgotten what this event was all about, the producers, who were probably contractually bound, slapped a nifty title card on the screen: “Now in its 18th year, South by Southwest showcases more than 1000 bands from all over the world.” Okay, that was nice and everything, but don’t try to make us think this episode is actually going to be a serious look at the SXSW festival. We’ve seen the previews. We know it’s all about Lacey talking smack behind people’s backs.

Nevertheless, we caught up with the gang amidst the chaos of the festival as they interviewed various bands and concert-goers on the street. “We just met Robert Plant,” said one happy person, to which Rachel smiled, “Great…” Okay, she has no idea who Robert Plant is. She only knows celebrities of the cotton candy ice cream world.

We then moved into a Halifax concert where camera man Wes explained the visceral joy of having the lead singer’s sweat and beer dripping on the camera lens. “It can’t get any more real than that moment right there.” And so began Wes’s pièce de résistance: “Liquids Falling On A Camera Lens,” — now showing exclusively at the Angelica Theatre.

Well, everyone seemed to be loving Halifax. Everyone but Lacey, that is. “I still think they totally suck,” she complained to us. Now why would she say that? Just because they are completely generic and forgettable? That’s cruel, Lacey. Afterwards, Rachel found the band outside and flirted with Tommy and Mike, the drummer and lead singer, respectively. Sorry guys. Before you get the Penny Lanes, you gotta start with the Real Worlders.

Anyway, the kiddos all went back to the house, and guess who came over to hang out and drink? Halifax! Lacey didn’t think it was very professional, and she was right, but hey, it’s not like this doc is going to be submitted to Sundance (sorry Nehemiah). As the booze continued to flow, the emotions ran wild, causing Rachel to tell us in the confessional that she might have the hots for lead singer Mike. “Mike and I have a lot in common and a lot to talk about,” she glowed. Cut to their conversation: “Your dumb girlfriend sent ice cream in the mail too?? Wow!” Actually, we did cut to them, but they were in the confessional, being drunk and babbling to the camera. “So this is my Jewish friend,” Rachel said. It’s already a match made in heaven. After all, according to her t-shirt, Everyone Loves a Jewish Girl! And Urban Outfitters!

Memo to all readers: stop wearing the “Everyone Loves…” t-shirts.

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You can see how much he loves this Jewish girl.

Sadly, the romantic confessional was somewhat dampened by Mike’s pure determination to promote his band. Basically, he blurted out Halifax’s website. “You’re plugging? Oh my gosh, in the confessional?” asked an incredulous Rachel. Uh, you do realize the sole reason these guys came over was to clock in more screen time on MTV, right? As much as I believe they’d want to bask in the glow of such luminaries as Wes, something tells me that without the cameras, Halifax might’ve been chilling elsewhere.

Things suddenly took a dramatic, dramatic I tell you, turn when we found out that the mechanical basketball hoop game/machine thing was broken. Turns out that in a drunken haze of stupidity (also known as Tuesday), Rachel had actually hopped into the device. Of course, this royally pissed off Nehemiah, mostly because he’s pretty much spent the entire season standing in the corner, shooting hoops. And so we were treated to yet another Nehemiah/Rachel blow up. “I’m stupid,” confessed Rachel to guys. “That’s not good enough reason. Yeah, obviously. Is that cute? Is that attractive? Is that going to make him like you more?” seethed Nehemiah, who then turned his attention to Mike and yelled, “I don’t like you… you’re the reason why she jumped in here.” So let’s revisit some recent Rachel/Nehemiah history: this fight centered on a broken basketball toy. Their last fight centered on Rachel and a fajita. What will the future have in store for them? A heated interchange about AA batteries? Some near-fisticuffs about Hot Pockets? A veritable rhubarb about pencil sharpeners? The possibilities are endless.

Amazingly though, even though Nehemiah seemed completely full of rage, he then pulled the “I don’t see why they don’t get that I’m joking.” Oh. Clearly Nehemiah changed horses mid-stream. A little damage control, if you will. You know, because he was acting like a douchebag. Point being: this altercation ended peacefully with Neh and Mike laughing and dapping all the way home. Unfortunately, the emotions were too much for poor Rachel who holed herself up in a toilet stall and cried, cried, cried. See, she thought it was all her fault that the Halifax guys were going home, but no, you sillyhead! They weren’t going anywhere! The girls then all had to climb in the stall and give her exaggerated encouragement, kind of like when you’re trying to make a seven-year-old stop crying. “This is STUPID!” said Lacey, trying to cheer her up and make her realize everything was okay. But seriously, it was stupid.

The next morning, Rachel, Wes, and Danny were supposed to drive out to a campsite an hour away and film HelloGoodbye, but oopsy-daisy! In her drunken state, Rachel forgot to set her alarm clock. The three all headed out extremely late, and in the car, Wes and Danny continued to hound Rachel about the basketball hoop. Man, these guys really love this thing, but maybe I’m underestimating it. I mean, it was clearly the reigning story of the household. In fact, over at Gossip Central, Lacey was talking about it to her boyfriend Ryan: “Yeah, Rachel broke their basketball machine last night. They’re so pissed at her. She whale-dived on it, and it folded in half and broke the wire out of the machine.” Seriously Lacey, this is the most mundane gossip yet. Next she’s going to be regaling Ryan with tales of how the iron was really hot today and how the garbage kind of smelled.

Meanwhile, in the car, Danny, Rachel, and Wes kvetched about Lacey and her gossiping ways. Ah, would this be the episode where Lacey finally becomes the outcast? We’ve been expecting it all season. Has this golden moment arrived?? Well, Danny in particular really laid into Lacey, saying that all she does is talk about people behind their backs… unlike what he was doing at that very second. We then saw a flashback of Lacey saying, “Not that our roommates are super stupid, but they’re definitely not at the prime of their intelligence.” Look, she might be talking behind people’s backs, but at least she’s not lying.

For those of you who care about the saga of HelloGoodbye, Rachel and the crew arrived at the park but couldn’t actually find the proper campsite. This made Danny pissed, of course, so they all had to drive back home, thus wasting essentially two or three hours of precious drinking time. At the mansion, Rachel coordinated with HelloGoodbye to film them the next day instead, but since she was tired from all the extra work that her irresponsibility had wrought, she asked Lacey to do the shoot instead. Well, Lacey explained to us that her group was in charge of Enon while Rachel’s was in charge of HelloGoodbye; so while it sucked that they had arrived late and missed their shoot, it really wasn’t Lacey’s fault or responsibility. What the hell are you talking about, Lacey? Don’t try to be “logical” and “professional”! Rachel got drunk, missed her own damn appointment with the band, and now has to go back out there the next day. Clearly this is something you should be doing instead. Rachel’s already worked very lightly today. Gosh, you’re so inconsiderate sometimes.

That night, the whole gang went to see HelloGoodbye perform, and guess what? Lacey liked them! She really liked them! But seriously, they can’t be as good as Enon. NOTHING’s as good as Enon! Afterwards, Rachel and Danny bitched about Lacey some more, with Danny complaining, “I thought she was going to take this thing seriously.” This coming from the guy who blew off the Enon shoot so he could get drunk at the Spaghetti Warehouse instead. But I can’t expect rational thinking from Danny. After all, he is an IDIOT.

The next day, Rachel, Melinda, and Danny headed off to the campsite yet again, and spent most of the morning complaining about how Lacey had said this shoot was stupid. Actually, I’m pretty sure Lacey was saying it would have been stupid for her to go because, you know, it wasn’t her responsibility. Nevertheless, this powerful trio arrived at the campsite where they were shown a sizable cliff above a river. “I am going to jump off this cliff no matter what happens,” promised Danny. Uh oh. Will this lead to a freshly re-broken skull? I don’t know, but speaking of bashing faces in, that was my first impulse when we met the lead singer of Hellogoodbye and he began singing a stupid song on his banjo. It was not unlike that seminal scene from Animal House where John Belushi destroys that guy’s guitar. Nevertheless, with this guy crooning on the soundtrack, we then saw Danny and Melinda jumping off the cliff and then boasting about how symbolic it was for their relationship. The good news was that this Danny/Melinda bit was over relatively quickly. The bad news was the mild assumption that if we went an episode without getting an update on these two, we’d be furious.

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This guy is just asking for a beating.
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That’s better.

Anyway, as the roommates prepared to leave the shoot, Forrest (the lead singer) announced, “The only bad thing about Austin is that it’s surrounded by Texas.” Ouch. Hey, good luck landing a gig in Texas. You know, he may have had a banjo and a wimpy little voice, but this Forrest guy was a troublemaker. After he bashed the Lone Star state, he then stirred the pot by saying that Lacey talks a lot of smack. Man, if Lacey’s not an outcast by the end of tonight’s episode, I may have to reevaluate my theories on Real World politics.

Meanwhile, Lacey just could not understand why everyone thought she was a gossip: “I cannot figure out why my roommates think I talk about them, especially because I’m home by myself all the time.” Yeah, and as we all know, people with too much time on their hands are never prone to spice up their lives with idle gossip at every chance they get. Hey, did anyone see this week’s Desperate Housewives yet?

As the show approached the 30 minute mark, we found Rachel up in the editing suite staring agog at the monitors. Apparently she had just found footage of Lacey saying, “You’re going to cheat on your girlfriend… with Rachel?!?!” Dunh dunh DUNH! Well, this calls for a confrontation. To be fair, Wes and Johanna warned Rachel that Lacey was just going to say that she was reacting to the guy’s intent to cheat. And why the “with Rachel?!?!” — because it would be wrong to cheat with anyone. So be warned Rachel: Lacey might try to pull a fast one with her… true intentions and logic? Devious bitch.

Rachel then brought Lacey into the room, showed her the footage, and yup, Lacey did all the things that Wes and Johanna said she’d do. I didn’t get to see if this elevated to a full-fledged cat fight because, alas, the Tivo cut the show off, but I’m confident we’ll see plenty of fallout tonight. Or maybe none at all. The possibilities are endless!

What do you think? Is Lacey gossiping too much? And was what she said about Rachel good or bad?

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73 Comments

  1. 1
    sg-dub
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 1:39 pm

    Dear MTV,

    You suck. ALL of your shows go one minute over the top or bottom of the hour and it’s infuriating for us TiVo’ers. Sure, we can program that extra minute – but we shouldn’t have to!

    Drives me up the fucking wall.

  2. 2
    EdHill
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 1:48 pm

    I was half expecting taht dude to start singing “Joe lies….. when he cries”.

  3. 3
    EdHill
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 1:50 pm

    And then if you dio program the extra minute, TiVo won’t tape any shows you have set up for the next hour because its a conflict. Comedy Central does the same thing.

  4. 4
    Emily
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 1:54 pm

    Lacey probably gossips because she sits around at home by herself and has nothing else to do!

  5. 5
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 1:55 pm

    Lacey is really dumb….well they all are, but she bothers me the most. She talks so much smack about all of them, not that I wouldn’t, but has she forgotten the small detail that there are ALWAYS cameras? I don’t understand how she can sit and talk with Ryan all night about her roommates and then not know that everything she said has been taped and recorded…
    Maybe she doesn’t know how they think she talks bad about them yet….but does she honestly think that once the show airs they won’t put any of her shit talking in it? Has she seen the Real World?

  6. 6
    Emily
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 1:59 pm

    She probably doesn’t care, by the time they air the shows, the rommies are no longer livng together anyways!

  7. 7
    jash
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 2:01 pm

    oh moses smell the roses. lacey is the best–the BEST!

    the end of the episode had lacey being calm and normal saying “yeah i said that” the rachel said something else, clearly trying to provoke but lacey wasnt sucked into her web of circular logic… or some crap like that, rachel had nothing to say in response. the end.

    i think.

  8. 8
    sheas
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 2:15 pm

    I’m sorry, but Lacey is the only Real Worlder in a looong time that seems to have a firm grasp of what it’s like to live in the “real world” that the rest of us sorry shmucks are forced to inhabit. She seems to have a good work ethic on top of solid morals. Her life doesn’t revolve around getting drunk and jumping into basket ball hoops. So yeah she tends to gossip a little behind people’s backs- she’s only saying what the rest of america is thinking! Come on! She’s like our own personal snarker, imbedded right in the show!

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    Tiffany
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 2:22 pm

    I love Say Anything. I like Lacey, although she might want to calm the gossip down a bit. It blows my mind how this people think (Danny and Rachel’s twisted logic.)

  10. 10
    tara
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 2:29 pm

    unlike Rachel and Wes who are just mildly ugly…lacey is really ugly, therefore I think that she should be an outcast

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    tom
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 2:50 pm

    You can adjust your Tivo to tape an extra two minutes or so at the end of certain shows. It sucks that Comedy Central and MTV can’t start and end their shows on time, but such is life.

  12. 12
    bacardi
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 3:09 pm

    I became a fan of Lacey after this episode simply because of my hatred for Rachel. The bitch is a gross, camoflagued, combat boot wearing, overly emotional cunt. And for all her tough talk, she came off very weak in her confrontation of Rachel. Lacey basically said “yeah I said that” and Rachel was like “ok”. Wow where was the bad ass “I can kick your ass” combat veteran there? Give me a break Rachel. Lacey deserves a round of applause.

  13. 13
    bacardi
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 3:10 pm

    *confrontation of Lacey is what I meant.

  14. 14
    katie
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 3:24 pm

    What? Lacey is the only one on there who isn’t completely boring and generic looking. She’s way cuter than the rest.

  15. 15
    sadie
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 3:37 pm

    Lacey had a very good point, why the hell would you want to cheat on your girlfriend with rachel of all people? If I was the girlfriend, I would kill myself just like lacey said. rachel is ugly, annoying, has a VERY annoying lisp and just….ANNOYING AND UGLY!

  16. 16
    NYGirl
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    lacey is my favorite character. she’s the only person in that booze house that is logical. plus, she says all of those witty, stabbing comments..who doesn’t love those?

  17. 17
    Jamie
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 3:46 pm

    If by boring and generic you mean – decent looking/not hurtful to the eye, I agree.

  18. 18
    Alex
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 4:19 pm

    Does anyone else think Lacey looks like a busted version of Ashlee Simpson (in the dark haired-brooding punk wannabe days)? I mean that’s sort of redundant, but I guess it’s possible to be more busted than Ashlee.

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    Greg
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 4:20 pm

    Did anyone else notice danny picking his nose when he, Wes and Rachel were going to the campsite the first time?

  20. 20
    kim
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 4:27 pm

    Johanna is the best roomate. I wish we could watch her more often and get rid of Wes’s airtime altogether, he sucks!

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    ash
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 4:40 pm

    Come on guys, Lacey is a HAIRDRESSER, gossiping is like part of the hairdressing career (at least everywhere I go).

  22. 22
    Kathryn
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 4:51 pm

    Let’s be honest, if I lived with douche-bags like Rachel and Danny, I’d be talking shit too.

  23. 23
    carrie
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 4:57 pm

    is it just me or does rachel from rw austin look and sound a lot like rachel ray from the food network?

    http://www.livejournal.com/users/cuy233/

    now if only rachel ray could whip up some cotton candy ice cream!

  24. 24
    Ms. Tiff
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 5:14 pm

    HEY BSIDE!!!…where is my Laguna recap…I NEED IT.

  25. 25
    bob
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 5:28 pm

    Danny and Co. are a bunch of crack-hoes and Lacey has every right to call them out on it.
    Danny is the worst crack-hoe in Real World History.

  26. 26
    The Svan
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 5:47 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks this will be my last season of watching the real world? I’m stubborn but even i have realized that there hasn’t been good people on this show forever.

  27. 27
    The Svan
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 7:38 pm

    Rachel is a fat cunt and it’s really too bad she didn’t die in Iraq instead of some of our more honorable troops.

  28. 28
    Jess
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 8:35 pm

    Lacey seems to have a boring life and so she has to talk about others to make it interesting. If If it wasn’t for this then there would be no point for her being on the show!!!

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    rachel < everything
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 8:51 pm

    rachel sucks. nothing is cool about her. shes fat. shes ugly. her voice is annoying. the annoyance level of her voice goes up about 20 degrees when shes drunk. shes whiny. shes immature. shes dramatic. did i mention ugly? and let me tell you i’m not as bitter about life as lacey seems to be but if i lived with rachel oh my god. can you imagine how terrible that would be? lacey is just calling it as she sees it. and shes mostly right. i wouldn’t even be able to talk shit on her i’d just start screaming FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY whenever i saw/heard/smelled rachel coming.

    i would like to take a moment to thank lacey for projecting my thoughts on rachel for everyone to hear. i think i’d go crazy if someone wasn’t saying it outloud.

  30. 30
    dunno
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 9:06 pm

    y dont u guys watch the shows live?

  31. 31
    gordon
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 9:08 pm

    u guys are all laceys lol

  32. 32
    jimmy
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 9:14 pm

    People posting comments need to be more sensitive while commenting on rachel’s looks…jk haha… seriously, rachel is pretty fucking ugly hahaha just thought i’d throw that out there

  33. 33
    ryan
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 9:33 pm

    they should of made mike tyson the 8th member of this show

  34. 34
    HeyNikkiYoureSoFine
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 9:44 pm

    Someone said something about Danny picking his nose. I saw it. It made me laugh a little bit. I remember the good ole days when I thought Danny was cute. Then the first show aired and that blow to the head f’d him up. He’s such a douchebag now.

  35. 35
    Lisa
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 10:54 pm

    Wes is great. His comments never cease to crack me up.

    ps. eric should dump that fat b*tch rachel

  36. 36
    nick/brenda
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 12:48 am

    I hate rachel..what a phoney bitch,,…send her to Iraq please….danny is a hottie except when he speaks…wes has a great bod but u need to put a pillow over his head ..come on nehamiah take your shirt off once…mel and johanna gorgeous…and I think lacey tells it the way it is ..she’s ugly and annoying but gets many points for her boyfriend in chair…but a big zero for gross pig rachel

  37. 37
    ali
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 6:04 am

    I just like Lacey because I hate rachel too!

    Does anyone get the feeling that yes, Rachel already knew about Lacey talking about her behind her back and knew what she said but just wanted a little drama airtime for herself? I mean, obviously Lacey meant what she said in a bad way..i thought it was hilarious the way they cut it when Jo and Wes were saying how she’d respond!

    and I agree with you b-side…those “everyone loves a…t”-shirts are wayyy overrrr!

    and we should’nt be complaining about TiVo…we are lucky to have it or else I would never be able to watch my damn shows!

    cant wait until tonights episode!

  38. 38
    junkie
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 8:37 am

    Luv the retouched photo of the band guy. Made me laugh out loud.

  39. 39
    mam
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 9:13 am

    That band guy was particularly cheesy! He reminds me of a young Mr Rogers.

  40. 40
    Veronica
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 9:26 am

    I like lacey. I would be talking about my roomates too if they were a bunch of drunk idiots. Rachel is ugly. No wonder she has low self esteem. Johanna has buck teeth and looks better(not much) when she doesn’t open her mouth or smile. Dannys ugly and i can’t understand him half the time. Wes is the annoying red headed kid in elementary who wouldn’t leave you alone. Nehiamiah is arrogant and ugly too. I’d punch him in the face if he ever talked to me the way he talks to some of the cast. Melinda is dumb. Remember when she said she was a nympho? When’s that side going to come out? All of these people are fake, they lied about their personalities to get on the Real World and the only real person is Lacey, she said in the casting tape how she is the “Information Staion” and she is making us proud and still gossiping about the idiots who live with her. I commend her for putting up with them, lord knows I’d wanna smother them all in their sleep.

  41. 41
    Pamsey
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 10:00 am

    I think Rachel is something of a whore too. How many guys has she “hooked up” with already?

  42. 42
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 10:33 am

    The way i feel about Lacey is hot and cold. Sometimes I think she is being so honest about her roommates and saying all the things that we’re saying at home. But sometimes she can go a little overboard with the gossip by talking about everybody. but hey she’s surrounded by complete idiots, so in a way I don’t blame her. But sometimes I wish someone would put her in her place.

  43. 43
    lesbian4kristincavalleri
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 11:26 am

    remember that episode where they were following a band down the sidewalk filming them with all their camera equipment on. Now just picture what that shit must look like to people who see it happening in person. I just died laughing picturing a camera crew following a camera crew following a band walking down the street. I wish I could see that in person, but just imagining is funny enough.

    also, it’s so annoying how they spend so much time on castmates getting together. how many couples from the rw have actually stayed together. you’ve got pam and that ugly dude from one of the first seasons…thats all i can think of. and rachel reminds me of that girl we all couldn’t stand in high school who was loud and tried to be slutty and you tried to make sure they didn’t find out about the parties. mtv did a great job with san diego. but casting abilities have gone out the window.. sarah-philly, rachel-austin??? come on

  44. 44
    Allison
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 11:38 am

    That is hysterical Lesbian4Kristin!

    I never thought of how it actually looked with the camera crew following the camera crew. They must look like such losers!

  45. 45
    SikeGirl
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 11:40 am

    Frankly, they all suck, but Lacey has a special place on in Suckitude for me! She acts like she is just Too Cool for this whole thing, but if she were really that cool she wouldn’t be on a crappy MTV show. Did she not see the Frankie “Too Punk Rock for This” season? We don’t need her kind on this show. Since she’s here and we’re stuck with her lame ass, she might want to try going out and making some friends in Austin instead of sitting at home whining and gossiping to her boyfriend all the time. If I were Ryan I would tell her to quit calling me with the bitching. Instead tell me about some fun you had in the new city you’re in. Oh, and Get Over Yourself!

  46. 46
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 1:06 pm

    Les4Kris: Actually there IS another couple who are married with two children…Rachel(San Fran) and Sean (Boston) but they met on a RRRW Challenge. Wow, I need to get out more.

  47. 47
    Anonymouse
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 7:42 pm

    Ok, I realise that in comparison to her roommates, Lacey seems like a scholar. But she makes stupid, illogical statements all the time. Exhibit A, when Wes brought that girl home from the bar, nailed her and called for a taxi 1 minute later. Lacey was all, “that girl is so gross, squawk, squawk, squawk.” Um, what about Wes? Lacey, according to your anti-body-fluid exchange platform, shouldn’t Wes be gross too? Way to be a feminist Lace….guess bowl cuts and unattractive clothing don’t mean anything these days.

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    Steve
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 8:26 pm

    I’m pretty sure Lacey is the direct result of a incident where Trent Reznor ejaculated into a box a Chicklets 20 some odd years ago

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    joslyn
    Posted October 19, 2005 at 8:29 pm

    Here, here SikeGirl. Any time the “Lacey Sucks” train rolls by, I am so ready to jump on it!

    Also, speaking of RW couples-Alton and Irulan, don’t forget about them! I think they were my favorite couple, and they stayed together after the show.

  50. 50
    KiKi
    Posted October 20, 2005 at 8:58 am

    “I’m pretty sure Lacey is the direct result of a incident where Trent Reznor ejaculated into a box a Chicklets 20 some odd years ago” – holy crap Steve, I’ve been laughing now for a good 5 minutes or so….Lacey is soooo the love child of Trent and his mistress box o Chicklet! LoL

  51. 51
    NYGirl
    Posted October 20, 2005 at 10:23 am

    EVERYBODY knows a “Rachel”.
    She’s the girl who fakes being drunk at parties, just to get attention. She’s the girl who purposely acts ditzy, so she can get away with being a slut. She’s the girl who thinks that, by acting like a 5 year old, she can dress like one…but this whale’s blubber is hanging out so far that not only is it keeping her warm, it’s also beginning to insulate her baby-tee’s.
    oh yeah, and SHE’S the girl who gives all of the other Jewish girls in school a bad name. Thanks, bitch. Looks like you’ve set us back another thousand years!

  52. 52
    ncgirl
    Posted October 20, 2005 at 11:03 am

    i think lacey is more professional than the others are. theyre just trying to have fun. i liked jaime from san diego – she had a good work ethic but wasnt as bitchy as lacey is

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    SpecialK
    Posted October 20, 2005 at 11:40 am

    Lacey sucks!! She just hates on everyone in the house all the time. And it seems like her opinion on something is the only one that matters. True that she is right about a few things, but she’s not the authority she makes herself out to be.
    Pretty funny comment Steve. Funny cuz it’s true!! hahahaa

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    lesbian4kristincavalleri
    Posted October 20, 2005 at 6:48 pm

    Ya, I remembered Rachel and Sean too, but I didn’t think that counted since it was a challenge..and i just plain hate Alton and Irulan. What do you think was the best cast?

    I’m going for San Diego and Boston. Miami had Flora though so that’s also hard to top.
    And I remember actually liking Road Rules back with Timmy and Christian…you just don’t see that kind of genious casting anymore.

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    joslyn
    Posted October 20, 2005 at 8:46 pm

    I’m gonna give the upcoming Key West RW season a try. If it sucks after like two episodes, I’m done with the whole Real World franchise …well, I do still like the Challenges-I’ll watch those.
    #54: Why do “just plain hate” Irulan and Alton? Just curious.

  56. 56
    ali2
    Posted October 21, 2005 at 6:55 am

    My favorite was RW Chicago and Las Vegas! Drama filled!

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    k37744
    Posted October 21, 2005 at 8:55 am

    *PHONE CONVERSATION*

    Lacey: And then Blah Blah Blah, and Squak Squak Squak and she did this and she’s so dumb and he did this and he’s so retarded and why do they say I gossip and blab blab blab, why was I held at gunpoint to join this show? Babbledy blah blah…

    Ryan: My legs don’t work. Stop calling me.

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    ivabpj
    Posted October 21, 2005 at 9:59 am

    Hey B-Side where is the new Real World recap??!?!?!?!? Come on ur slacking!!!

  59. 59
    Klynne
    Posted October 21, 2005 at 10:24 am

    If those whiners think Lacey is bad, they should trade her for Puck. Now that guy came make people miserable.

  60. 60
    mam
    Posted October 21, 2005 at 12:07 pm

    I know! I needs my new recap pronto!

  61. 61
    Tiffany
    Posted October 21, 2005 at 12:24 pm

    My favorite cast is by far San Diego. Nothing is better then Ja walking around with the Free Brad sign after Brad gets thrown in jail. The back ground music was great and the Randy was so drunk he could barely right Free Brad on his sign. I loved that group. When people are going on a beer run before the rest of the cast gets there, its good.

  62. 62
    Tiffany
    Posted October 21, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    I’m sorry I blacked out…that should be write not right.

  63. 63
    ALECIA
    Posted October 21, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    i loved hawaii and san diego. san diego was so funny! i love ja! he was hilarious.
    does anyone remember paris? it was so lame! lol

    we need the NEW recap b-side wasup yo?

  64. 64
    ali
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 6:51 am

    paris was lame but I ran into so many of the cast members in NYC that I have to love them just a little bit.

  65. 65
    yourlate
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 7:29 am

    B-SIDE what’s up with the recap allready?!?!?!?!?

  66. 66
    janey
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 10:05 am

    B-Side, out with the new recap. I wanna hear your throughts on Lacey openly trashing Rachel to Rachel’s boyfriend… I personally wanted to shake her hand… hehe.

  67. 67
    HineyHo
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 10:15 am

    Yes!!!#45, you are so correct! I hadn’t thought of it, but Lacey’s whole attitude is reminiscent of Frankie. Except Frankie is WAY crazier. She does seem to think she is above it all, which makes me question why she even chose to be on the show in the first place.
    This is the first season, where I can honestly say, I dont like ANY of the cast. They are all useless. I hope next season is more interesting.

  68. 68
    Guac
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 11:25 am

    I honestly don’t like ANY of them either. THey all get on my nerves, one more than the other…

  69. 69
    ncgirl
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 1:22 pm

    lacey probably thought the cast would be more interesting (like randy from san diego, or willie from philly). i think this group seems sheltered and cliched except for johanna (and maybe nehemia, but he is very young). but even so, she crossed the line this week w/ her conversation with rachel’s boyfriend – that was just ridiculous…

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    ryan
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 5:25 pm

    NEED NEW RECAP

  71. 71
    yourlate
    Posted October 25, 2005 at 10:34 am

    B-SIDE can we possibly get a recap of last weeks episode before they air tonight’s new episode?

  72. 72
    jenny
    Posted October 25, 2005 at 10:02 pm

    thanks edhill (# 2) for your reference to say anything. not sure if anyone else got it but it made me laugh.

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    spot
    Posted November 2, 2005 at 9:30 am

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