You Know You Make Me Want To Shout

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By B-Side | Thursday, September 1, 2005 | 7:10 pm | 54 Comments

rachel_shouts2Wow. I hope everyone had their entertainment system turned down low Tuesday night because if your volume was anywhere higher than 3, chances are you blew out your speakers, what with Rachel’s ear-shattering tirade on The Real World: Austin. Yes, tempers flared and libidos swelled on this week’s episode, and after a few weeks of piddling drama, we finally returned to what Bunim/Murray Productions does best: sex and anger. And honestly, is there any better way to encapsulate the twentysomething experience?The show began at… (drum roll)… The Dizzy Rooster! Yay variety! On tonight’s episode of Life At The Cock, Wes met a lovely young woman named Wren — like the songbird, or perhaps the Waste Recycling Environmental Limited. Either/or. Anyway, Wren (no relation to those hotties Toucan and Cockatiel) inspired nothing but love from our boy Wes; although you wouldn’t know it to hear him speak. “Life at the bar is like being a hunter,” Wes explained. “I look for the best girl in the bar, and I will go after her.” Yes. Like the barrel-shaped Megan from a few weeks ago.

Nevertheless, despite being positively smitten by Wren, Wes still felt the need to talk a big game. “I’m telling you right now. I’m not a nice guy,” he insisted as he walked her back to the house. Moments later, as they stood at the doorway, he then said, “I’m going inside. If you want to come in, I’d be ecstatic.” WHAT AN ASSHOLE! He’s so not a nice guy! What sort of pussy-ass sweetheart ever politely invites a girl inside without applying that much pressure! JERK!

Amazingly, Wren took Wes up on this “not-a-nice-guy” offer, and inside they sat around the kitchen table while Johanna, Rachel, and Lacey ogled just inches away. Making this scene even more awkward was Wes — surprise, surprise — who after a good 45 minutes seemed to have discovered his soulmate in this random barfly. “Right now, you’re the kind of girl that I swear to God I could make changes in my life for,” he confessed, apparently not concerned with coming off as ca-RAY-zee (cuckoo clock sounds going off left and right). You see, it’s not that Wes wears his heart on his sleeve. It’s more like his heart IS his sleeve.

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The Wren and Stumpy Show

Of course, threatened by the attractive competition sitting at the table, Johanna immediately began ragging on Wren behind her back, making silly pantomime gestures and goofy faces. One might say she was the one-woman TVgasm of the mansion. Ah, but nary an episode can go by without Johanna saying at least one dishonest comment. Let’s hear what she has to say about Wren and Wes: “She’s young, pretty, thin. Am I jealous? No. Do I feel sorry for him? Yes.” Oww! I just got stabbed by Johanna’s nose poking through the TV!

As for Wes, well, he’s never one to fail us in the self-deluded department either. Regarding Johanna: “I really don’t care that much. If she’s jealous, great. Good for her.” This coming from the man who made a bet insisting he could make Johanna jealous — NOT THAT HE CARES.

Anyway, Wes continued to dote on his freshly caught Wren. “Do you not think that it’s fate maybe that I met you so early?” he asked in a classically embarrassing moment. He continued: “I think it’s an asset that I met you so early.” As asset? Whaa? Will the capability of being able to meet Wren “earlier” somehow better Wes’s life skills? What is he talking about? Why is Wes such an idiot? God, I love this cast.

Well, Wren had the patronizingly non-commital response Wes so deserved: “Believing something like that is really good.” Ouch. Is it cold in here? Actually, what was so amusing about Wren’s comment was that she delivered it in this sweet, “I love you” tone that completely distracted Wes from her subtle put-down. Good ole Wes. Always quick on the uptake.

Later, after Wren had flown the coop, Wes decided to move his attention onto Rachel who was debating what to wear for a future bar-top extravaganza at The Dizzy Rooster. She wanted to wear a skirt, but considering she’d be up high, everyone casually reminded her that such apparel might make her seem, how do you say? Slutty. Ah, but there’s a difference between acting like a slut and being a slut, Rachel noted, still undecided as to which category she’d like to fall under. Yes, the army vet needed guidance, and that was where Wes came in. “I want to teach her to stop being so annoying,” he said proudly, later likening her to his little sister. And how, pray tell, did Wes help Rachel? Oh, he just gave her some constructive criticism: “If you were not dating Eric, you would be a slut.”

(Awwwwkward)

Luckily, Rachel didn’t snap back with any sort of remark. Instead she simply took the comment, internalized it, and then tucked it away into a dark place where it would never come back. Ever. Unless, of course, the word “slut” were to be used again that night. But I digress.

Later, at Austin’s soon-to-be most derided bar, The Dizzy Rooster, Melinda and Rachel hopped up on the bar counter as planned and strutted their stuff. It didn’t take long for Rachel to embrace her inner slut as she began making out with Matt, The Dizzy Rooster bouncer (not to be confused with Collin, the OTHER Dizzy Rooster bouncer Rachel tried to make out with).

Afterwards, everyone returned to the manse where we were greeted with the non sequitur of Danny screaming “OW!!! I almost caught the house on FI-YA!!!” He laughed something about the towel burning and… I don’t know. It was about a three second diversion that we never returned to. Anyway, once it became clear that the house was not, in fact, on “fi-ya,” we could return to Rachel who had now entered her customary baby-talk mode as she talked about Maaaatttt the Bouncer. Awwww. Hearts flying everywhere!

Unfortunately, Nehemiah didn’t want Rachel to hook up with Matt because if their little fling went sour, it could forever ruin The Dizzy Rooster experience. Technically, it wasn’t any of Nehemiah’s business, but then again, since Rachel was pretty much taking a straw poll on whether or not she should pursue Matt, he decided to pipe up and register a dissenting vote. This did not go over well with Rachel. The two went at it a little bit, and finally Rachel full-on exploded. “Do you want to come hit me? Do you want to come hit me?” she asked with an odd little smile at the corner of her mouth. “You better shut the f*ck up! It’s none of your f*cking business who I talk to! Oh you got me worked up. You’re happy about that. Wow. Good job! You get people worked up because you have no other substance to you! ASSHOLE! GO TO F*CKING BED! I CAN’T STAND LIVING WITH YOU!!!”

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Danny to Rachel: “You ah wicked crazy!!!”


As enjoyable as it was to watch this, Rachel probably would have been more effective had she not had that tiny smile threatening to burst across her face. The suspicion that this argument might have been staged did cross my mind, but then I realized it was Rachel, and she’s pretty nuts as it is. Chances are she probably started off yelling as a joke and then began taking herself seriously halfway through. Or something like that.

Ah, but she wasn’t done yet. When we returned from the commercial break, Rachel had more shouting to do, and this time, not even the Mexican food was safe. “I’M NOT GONNA LOSE MY FAJITA OVER A F*CKING COWARD, OKAY?!?!? I’M GONNA EAT MY F*CKIN’ FAJITA!!!!” she yelled. Okay, okay. Eat your fajita. Man, I don’t even want to think about what would have happened had Nehemiah interrupted her cotton candy ice cream experience. She probably would have come at him with a chainsaw, yelling “DIE DIE DIE!!!”

Actually, what she said next wasn’t so far from that. After Nehemiah was so kind to throw gas on the fire and call Rachel a slut (real smooth, Neh), she flipped out even more, shrieking, “I hope to god he gets shot on the street one day!” At this point, the guys actually had to physically pull Rachel away to another part of the house where she eventually fell to her knees and bawled like a toddler. Eventually, Danny simply scooped her up in his arms and carried her sobbing ass to her bed where the gals all sat around her and calmed her down. “I hope he has an aneurysm in his sleep,” she seethed, causing Melinda to politely reprimand her. Hey Rachel, nice to see you really learned something from Danny’s ordeal.

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Rachel just learned that cotton candy ice cream has been banned by the Postal Service.


Back in the kitchen, Nehemiah explained the real problem. “That girl is straight up emotionally f*cked up. Like before the army. The army didn’t do that to her. Her childhood did that to her. And I can laugh at it,” he stated. Awesome Neh. I’m really glad you can chuckle at making a girl cry by calling her a slut. Granted, what he said wasn’t exactly wrong, per se. Rachel does seem to have a few, uh, “issues,” but it’s not like Nehemiah was Mr. Innocent in all this either.

The next day, however, it was time to get back to the romantic part of the episode. As the guys shuffled into Chipotle, Wes gazed off into the distance, his mind filled with memories of the angelic Wren. Yes, it was a love story for the ages. Boy meets girl. Boy freaks out girl. Boy eats burrito.

Later at the house, Wes (or as Nehemiah calls him, Captain Save-A-Ho) called up his precious Wren to find out what she was up to, but alas, the clock must have struck midnight because Cinderella was certainly gone. Bitch hung up on Wes mid-sentence. Oh SNAP! I guess Wren wasn’t as much of an asset as Wes thought. So much for fate, Wessy.

But that’s okay. The night was still young, and as Wes returned to DizzRoo, memories of his would-be bride faded into an alcohol-fueled haze. Conveniently enough, Johanna was around, and she had a splendid idea: “We live together. We might as well make out together!” Sure! That’s logical enough. Let’s just hope she never spends the night in a leper colony…

Anyway, at long last, Wes and Johanna made out in the club, but I don’t know what was more shocking: the fact that they kissed at all, or that midway through, they actually left The Dizzy Rooster and went to another club. Yeah, I know. I felt a little disoriented too. Luckily, true to form, they made sure their grand smooch session took place against a bright wall for everyone to see.

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Ladies and gentlemen: I present to you, Wohanna


Back at the house, Wes and Johanna were upfront about their hanky-panky, and Lacey, for one, was “floored” by the hookup. Mainly, she was just mad that she didn’t get a chance to gossip about it first. I wonder, when Johanna was kissing Wes, did Lacey feel it on her lips? You never know with those twin powers…

When Nehemiah found out about Wes’s adventures, he all but flipped out. “I lost respect for both of you guys… Johanna mainly,” he scowled. Gosh. Nehemiah doesn’t want anyone to make out with anyone. He lightened up, however, and later he and Danny pressed Wes for details. They were both shocked to find out that the whole time Wes was kissing Johanna, he was thinking about… Wren. Poor Wes. His heart has been broken like the fragile wafer that it is. Will he ever know true love again? You know, the kind you get after knowing someone for forty-five minutes?

Ultimately, Wes escaped his bros to go to the bathroom, but Danny and Nehemiah followed him to the stall, imploring that he take a piss for America. And that’s just what we wanted too! Wes urine! Yay! We then cut to streams of water pouring into the pool, in one of Bunim/Murray’s more clever visual jokes. Yes, I chuckled. Man, I can never have enough pee-pee innuendo.

The next day, Johanna explained to us that everything was cool because she and Wes have a nice, upfront and open relationship. She can hook up with whomever and same for him. Excellent! We’ll see how long that lasts. Cut to three weeks from now and Johanna telling us, “I… I think I really care for him, more than I ever realized.”

As for Rachel (yeah, remember her?), she announced that she had an appointment at the VA Hospital to see if maybe she was suffereing from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. No, not from Iraq. Must I remind you how traumatic it is to receive your favorite ice cream in the mail, only to discover it’s all been MELTED??? She’ll need years of therapy to forget about that one.

Meanwhile, Danny figured that Rachel probably needed to release some stress about her military experience, and so the two of them took a nice little walk and chatted about Iraq. Rachel seemed happy to finally vent a little, and Danny implored her to share more with Nehemiah, but she said it just wasn’t worth it to her. As the episode came to a close, Rachel watched Neh toss baskets from a distance, and we were left to wonder, would this friendship ever be mended??? And more importantly, would Rachel be able to peacefully dine on fajitas ever again??? I guess we’ll just have to tune in to find out!

What did you think about this episode?

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54 Comments

  1. 1
    jackie
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 7:46 pm

    I hate nehemiah.

  2. 2
    LizaD
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 7:54 pm

    B-side, you are freakin hilarious. The picture of Rachel crying because “the Postal Service has banned cotton candy ice cream”…I laughed out loud.
    You are always so right-on in your re-caps.

  3. 3
    DEZ
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 8:03 pm

    yeah isnt he such a jack ass? at first I thought he was the level headed one in the house, but then I realized he’s a shady little instigator.. and how arrogant. catch the part where he tells Wes after making out with Johanna- “you better fuck her”.. eww

  4. 4
    bacardi
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 8:06 pm

    What exactly is wrong with this overly emotional hippopotamus?

  5. 5
    Duckie
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 8:08 pm

    Wren was seriously hot! I wish we’d get to see some more of her, but sadly I suspect that Wes’ creepy lovetalk wigged her out so much that she’ll be a no-show the rest of the season. Wes is teh idiote.

    So what did Wren mutter as she hung up the phone? Something about “guess I won’t be seeing you around then”? Heheheh.

    In other news, when did Nehemiah become such a dick?

  6. 6
    Captain Save-A-Ho
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 8:17 pm

    I think I just found my new username. Hopefully Rachel goes on an eating binge and gains another 100 lbs. Stupid fat bitch.

  7. 7
    Captain Save-A-Ho
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 8:18 pm

    Oh, on Wren. Was it just me or did she have an enormously large forhead. She’s hot and all but that frontal bone goes on forever.

  8. 8
    bacardi
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 8:24 pm

    How strong is Danny to be able to carry that beached whale Rachel? DAMN!

  9. 9
    nima
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 8:34 pm

    I love Nehemiah. He speaks the voice of the people (the viewers) on what we all want to say but can’t convey through our televisions.

    Viva la Nehemia!

  10. 10
    C-side
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 1:50 am

    Rachel is pretty funny. I liked how they flashed back to the last argument she had with Nehemiah about being in Iraq.. My only question is was she holding the handcuffs during the fight this episode like she was when arguing about Iraq??

  11. 11
    ali
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 5:33 am

    HAHA! I too laughed out loud when I saw the picture of Rachel “Rachel just learned that cotton candy ice cream has been banned by the Postal Service.” HAHAHA!!! She is a freak.

    It really pissed me off that Wes and Johanna hooked up because just to be an obvious girl that gives girls a bad name, the only reason that she hooked up with him was bc she saw him getting someone else and Wes is so annoying!!! He is so full of himself and should not be.

  12. 12
    thedizzycock
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 6:02 am

    ok..ok…about wren. that’s not forehead, that’s a fivehead!! and seriously what is the deal with johanna hooking up with wes, the hunter?

  13. 13
    watch_these_shows_and_hate_myself_for_it
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 6:08 am

    Can Wes be taking himself seriously? I laughed out loud at this tool more times than I can count. He is FAR from good looking. His head looks like it was stuck in a vice and smushed just a little too much.

    And Rachel, oh Rachel. She’s got issues. But please, everyone – she is far from fat. A lot of the “skinny” girls on these shows, I think, look unhealthy. She at least looks like she eats. And that is NOT a bad thing.

  14. 14
    mike
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 6:13 am

    Saw the previews for the next episode and wren was in the previews.

  15. 15
    Captain Save-A-Ho
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 6:22 am

    No, she’s fat. And she needs a nose job desperately.

  16. 16
    the dude
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 6:33 am

    she’s definitely on the chunky side. great candidate for dr. 90210.

  17. 17
    Leah3t
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 6:42 am

    Well, in this episode we saw something I dont think I’ve seen on the real world. SOMEONE READING A BOOK. Rachel was reading (or looked more like feigning reading) some non bookjacketed tome as she really just made a show of ignoring Neh.

    And who calls their parents when someone calls them a slut? MOOOOOOMMMM my 22 year old roommate called me a naaaaame!!!

    But Nehimiah better stop saying that he’s about peace. he’s about starting crap in his house.

  18. 18
    curly
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 7:01 am

    Uh, did anyone else notice that Rachel called Neminah a slut FIRST? She said ‘you’re a slut’ and he retorted back with ‘no you’re a slut’

    Sorry but if you call someone a slut- (or anything) you can’t be hatin on someone for giving back at you.

    I also question her talking about all the death and destruction in Iraq but then telling Neminah she hopes he dies/get shot in the street.
    Not that Nem is an angel or anything but seriously this girl is such a hypocrite.

  19. 19
    Rachel
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 7:03 am

    Rachel is NOT fat. You guys are maniacs. Clearly you are bitter about your 300 pound wives sitting AROUND the house eating bon bons all day and you are being passive aggressive in your determining that Rahel is fat.

  20. 20
    EdHill
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 7:10 am

    THe best aprt about RAchels full on meltdown was the look on dannys face as she went from joking screaming, to psychotic bulging even crazy yelling. And you caught a screenshot of it. perfect.

    She freaking turnfd on a dime. it was crazy. I loved it.

    I also get a kick whenever MTV shwos those ugly black and white pictures of her and her boyfriend from a kissing booth. Man she looks like a fat tranny in those pictures.

  21. 21
    lovin life baby
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 7:26 am

    post #19 has got to be rachel from the show, or another fat girl taking up for one of her peeps!! hahaha

  22. 22
    lovin life baby
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 7:27 am

    oh…and rachel is fat.

  23. 23
    melinda
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 7:31 am

    nehemiah & rachel were both wrong.

    i’m the slut.

  24. 24
    joslyn
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 7:41 am

    Hey, I was on the “Rachel is not fat” bandwagon at first, too, until this episode. I could see if she had a couple of kids, had been married a few years, living a stressed out life of a working mom with little time for personal upkeep-OK, then I would say she looks pretty good for like a 35 year old. But I’m sorry, to be only 22 and to have that much spread is just unnecessary. And she is supposed to be in the miltary, too? My sister is just in the Army Reserves, and they have to workout and do drills all the time, so what’s up with all that jelly? Aren’t you supposed to develop discipline in all areas of your life, including your behavior and eating habits in the military? Rachel is just a ball of contradictions and impossible to feel sorry for.

    Surprise-the outcast will turn out to be Rachel or judging by next week’s preview, Neihmiah in this cast.

  25. 25
    couchpotato
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 8:15 am

    You guys/gals are harsh! Rachel has mental and physical issues and I’m sure those aren’t easy to cure. The look on Danny’s face during Rachel’s outburst – priceless! And what’s the over/under on when Neihmiah gets kicked off the show? I hope that doesn’t happen, but I just sayin…

  26. 26
    embarassedfan
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 8:47 am

    I’m going to get an eating disorder from reading these posts. Stop calling normal women fat. Consider it a challenge, trying to be funny without the words fat, cow or hippo.

  27. 27
    EdHill
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 9:13 am

    Rachel is a fatty boombatty fatty.

    Rachel is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

    Rachel is so fat the last time she seen 90210 is on the scale.

    Rachel is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said “to be coninued”.

    Rachel is so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac.

  28. 28
    challenge is on
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 9:19 am

    I agree completely with embarassed fan:

    I’m going to get an eating disorder from reading these posts. Stop calling normal women fat. Consider it a challenge, trying to be funny without the words fat, cow or hippo.

  29. 29
    fatfatfatfatfatfatfatfatty
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 9:20 am

    Rachel is so fat when she sits around the house..she sits AROUND the house!

    Rachel is so fat she has to take her jeans off to get the change out of her pockets.

  30. 30
    Jennifer
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 9:21 am

    Personally, I don’t think Rachel is fat. She may be a little thick but FAT, come on. Yes, you do run a lot in the Army but give the girl a break. She just got back from Iraq, no matter if she was nursing sick soldiers or running from bombs. And to top it off, SHE WAS DRUNK that night that she flipped on Neh. He was being a total ass. His reason for her to not mess w/ the bouncers was b/c he didnt want her to mess up his “hook up w/ drinks.” F that!

  31. 31
    Jennifer
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 9:27 am

    OH by the way… “fi-ya,” I LOVE IT! I love Danny too!

  32. 32
    Emily
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 9:30 am

    Rachel is a pretty big drama queen. Did anyone else notice that Wes & Johanna were wearing the same clothes when they made out that they were wearing during the nehemiah/rachel argument? Could it be the same night and they portrayed it to be the next night that they made out???

  33. 33
    curious fan
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 9:34 am

    does anyone know if wes and johanna end up hooking up again?? kissin, grabbin butts, doin it?? just curious.

  34. 34
    scorpiella
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 9:44 am

    Leah3t #17

    I was also completely creeped out that Rachel would call not just her parents, but her FATHER and talk about her random hook up! Who tells their dad that they made out with a random guy at a bar?!?!? He must be so proud of his little angel.

  35. 35
    amygirl
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 10:48 am

    Dude-
    You are fucking hillarious… “Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you… Wohanna”
    YOU KILL ME!!

  36. 36
    E
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 12:54 pm

    Emily, I think you’re right, because I saw some fajitas cookin’ in the kitchen when people were reacting to the Wohanna hook-up. And you know, nothing stands between Rachel and her fajitas.

    As for all the fat/not fat chatter, I don’t think the shallow bastards who believe making fat jokes is a form of high social commentary should criticize our little Real Worlders on their behavior. Maybe y’all are compensating for something missing in your lives?

  37. 37
    josiedt
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 12:57 pm

    “Rachel just learned that cotton candy ice cream has been banned by the Postal Service.”

    LMAO. I live for these recaps.

  38. 38
    jindun
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 2:15 pm

    I love Neh, but he is hurtful sometimes. Oh, & stop making fat jokes, you’re making all the fatties mad.

  39. 39
    bacardi
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 5:48 pm

    OK so maybe Rachel isn’t Rosie O’Donnell fat or Star Jones fat, but she is definately, absolutely, positively Real World fat.

  40. 40
    easy-e
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 6:17 pm

    very well put, bacardi. (applause)

  41. 41
    Captain Save-A-Ho
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 7:37 pm

    All you fatties saying she isn’t fat are wrong. Her BMI has to be in the overweight range, just look at her body on the next episode. Perhaps you should stop bitching about us calling like we see it and get an exercise program. Your heart, kidneys and circulatory system will appreciate it.

  42. 42
    Holly
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 10:43 pm

    curly–I did notice that. RACHEL CALLED NEHEMIAH A SLUT FIRST. And whatever, I think she’s annoying as hell so I really didn’t care that he gave it back to her.

    And oh yeah… she IS fat, and doesn’t even have a good shape to make up for it. You guys are nucking futz if you can’t see that.

    Did I mention she’s ANNOYING??? And loud (in a bad way). Let’s not forget that. :p

    Sure, Nehemiah’s not perfect. No one is. But I still like him best. (Go Neh!) ;)

  43. 43
    Holly
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 10:50 pm

    Yeah I love how she called her daddy–and of course LEFT OUT the fact that she was barrading Nehemiah (without just cause; sound familiar??) for at least 3 minutes before he said A WORD. Can we say BIACH? lol…

  44. 44
    ali
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 8:05 am

    I totally agree with you Holly. Rachel is damn annoying. She may not be completely fatty but she is gross and her personality doesn’t maker her any better. what is up with saying she “hopes he gets shot in the street”?? or has an aneurysm in his sleep”??? Who says that and then is all high and mighty about everything else…what class..

  45. 45
    go vols
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 10:07 am

    i just saw the new lineup for celebrity fit club…and rachel is on it!!! hahahahahaha

  46. 46
    danny
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 2:33 pm

    tha house is on fi-ya!!

  47. 47
    Nina
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 9:12 pm

    “Okay, okay. Eat your fajita. Man, I don’t even want to think about what would have happened had Nehemiah interrupted her cotton candy ice cream experience. She probably would have come at him with a chainsaw, yelling “DIE DIE DIE!!!”

    God, could you get any funnier B? Websites that make me laugh out loud are A’s in my book. And my book is a place that you should want to be.

  48. 48
    Danielle
    Posted September 4, 2005 at 4:37 pm

    Nice re-cap! I laughed my ass off! “fi-ya!!” That’s awesome! He’s adorable…but, weren’t Danny and Nehemiah telling Wes he had to sleep with Johanna “for America?” I didn’t think it had anything to do with his trip to the bathroom.

  49. 49
    Holly
    Posted September 4, 2005 at 5:03 pm

    Yeah Danielle, that’s what I thought too.

  50. 50
    whocares
    Posted September 4, 2005 at 6:20 pm

    was she really yelling about fajitas?

  51. 51
    PwRlifter
    Posted September 5, 2005 at 9:58 pm

    MELINDA…MELINDA…MELINDA is so hot!!
    Is Danny nuts? If he takes a pass on her, send her to me. Pretty, sensative, built like brick crapper, and smart [mostly].
    How can I write her and be sure she will get my letter? Melinda, lets go to Hawaii for 10 days and get to know one another.
    PwRlifter

  52. 52
    Grand Canyon Dress
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 4:09 am

    Anyone else notice that Television without pity totlally stole the Wren and Stumpy caption for their real world headline?

    Cheap!

  53. 53
    Courtney
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 10:59 am

    Has anyone else heard that melinda is pregnant????

  54. 54
    Jenna
    Posted September 20, 2005 at 1:01 pm

    MELINA IS SO FRIGGIN PRETTY ! and also i dont think rachel is “fat” i mean i guess she is chunky but not like 300 lbs fat but she could use a healthier eating plan maybee

    DANNY is so hott they’re all pretty hott this timee

    THIS SEASON IS MY FAVORITE YET

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