Soon, 3/4 of Poison will have reality shows

The Surreal Life

By Tabloid Baby | Tuesday, February 20, 2007 | 3:45 pm | 1 Comments

rickkirockett.jpgSomebody find a reality TV series for Bobby Dall, the bass player for the aging hair metal rockers, Poison. Because soon, he’ll be the only member of the band without one. With Bret Michaels playing the vanilla Flavor Flav in VH1′s Rock of Love and C.C. DeVille in The Surreal Life: Fame Games, now flamboyant wildman vegan drummer Rikki Rockett is getting a step closer to a show of his own.

And drums are at the center of it– namely his side business, the Chop Shop Drum Company, a shop that does to drums what Orange County Choppers does to motorcycles. The show would be like American Chopper.

Only with custom drum kits instead of custom bikes.

And Rikki is certainly a colorful character…

He’s a militant animal rights activist, who was featured in the landmark Animal Planet documentary special, Hollywood Animal Crusaders. Last year, he guest-starred on on TLC’s new Wrecks To Riches, helping restore a 1969 Dodge Dart. He’s also, believe it or not, sort of a rocket scientist– and got his name because he’s an avid rocket builder and flyer, and has made some of the biggest hobby rockets in history.

bobbydall.jpgNow, as for Bobby Dall… he’s got two kids, lives in Florida, and once had ambitions of becoming a lawyer.

Let’s find him a show. Any ideas?

–Tabloid Baby

One Comment

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    DrinkDAMMITDrink!
    Posted March 9, 2007 at 5:40 am

    Sure – how about Temptation Island: Herpes Edition

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