WHO KILLED ANNA NICOLE?

Reality TV

By Tabloid Baby | Thursday, February 8, 2007 | 1:00 pm | 4 Comments

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That’s the question they’ll be asking soon enough, so we figure we might as well ask it first.

In wake of the mysterious death of her son in the Bahamas, the fight over her late octogenarian billionaire husband’s fortune, the paternity battle over her baby girl, yesterday’s lawsuit over the TrimSpa ads– the fight over her late octogenarian billionaire husband’s fortune… there are more than enough avenues to investigate.

A drug overdose in a hotel room? She died like a true Hollywood legend (though in a nod to her humble roots, it was Hollywood, Florida), and that all-too-perfect ending is another reason the conspiracy theories are already developing. Who stands to benefit from her death? Anna Nicole recently married her attorney and reality show co-star Howard K. Stern. He’s claimed paternity of her five-month-old daughter Dannielynn, who will now inherit any fortune that’s decided.

(Hey, at least we didn’t write “Thanks for the mammaries.”)

–Tabloid Baby

4 Comments

  1. 1
    babeblue
    Posted February 8, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    what a sad story..who will turn out to be the father of her baby (and possibly inherit the money from the court battle)? this gives the paternity case a whole new twist. at least this way anna and her son are reunited. his death seemed to suck the life out of her.

  2. 2
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted February 8, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    She was great in that Coen Brother’s movie. She stopped traffic.

  3. 3
    SoTotallyRandom
    Posted February 8, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    question though – I thought that the “marriage” by that her creepy companion occurred in the Bahamas and therefore not legally binding in the US. so he may be SOL if he’s not the baby’s daddy?

  4. 4
    jashba
    Posted February 9, 2007 at 5:23 am

    Yeah, I remember hearing that the “marriage” was only done before God, they never got a marriage license or anything like that – so he doesn’t have any claim over anything – right?

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