Black team wins!?! Apparently if you make a good spicy meatball in Tuscany you can help your team win AND get immunity for next week- way to go Nicole. So now it’s down to Jenna, Gary and John in the bottom 3 (remember that train wreck Liz has immunity).
Ok guys, we watch A LOT of reality TV, competition shows especially and it’s been our experience that when they focus on one contestant; talking to their parents, moping in the confessional, that’s usually clues to who will get kicked off that week. It’s like they want to give that contestant an extra few minutes in the sun. So we were POSITIVE that John was going home. He’s kind of a big doof and not all that handy in the kitchen either so we were happy in the knowledge that he would get to see his mommy and daddy very soon.
But NO! The final tally is not in Gary’s favor! Gary is gone! Gary made us giggle!
Dear John, I hate you. Love Gary
Thank you for nothing producers, we now question our own existence. What is real? What is going on? What do we do now?! Where’s the wine?! This show makes no sense!
And the worst part? A whole episode in Italy and not one glimpse of Mario and/or Luigi!! Ugh! The humanity!
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