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Back to the pageant, and Mom does her thing. Some guy in a hideous blue suit helps her off the stage. Eden barges onto the stage and states she is handing out crowns. Mom wins. Really? Over the 1 other contestant? How shocking. Berri wins Nacho Bell Grande Supreme with Extra Salsa.
Eden then shares she doesn’t know if she’d want to be in a pageant with her mom, cause Shparkle is cray-cray. Way more than you know, poor little neglected, illiterate child.
Back to NYC and a callback for Eden. Donna wants to “give the kid a chance” so Eden’s cast as Katie. Donna, there’s a group you should join right away. Admission is free, and there are lots of other people there just like you. It’s called Al-Anon. And it will help you stop doing what’s called “enabling” which is where you help a drunk glide through life. Because you so need to stop NOW.
We end with another of Shparkle’s monologues: “I’ve been saying this for several years now. I saw it. I saw it early on. There is something this kid has. All I need is validation by people in the industry and I just got it with this callback”. Oh, go pass out already.
We have another ep this week (May 21) and next week, Memorial Day, no new ep! Try not to get too distraught over that. There are 3 more eps, or so Logo has
promised threatened. See you later in the week!
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