Recap: The Real World: San Diego Reunion

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By PennyDreadful | Friday, December 23, 2011 | 10:00 am | 48 Comments
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Hi, Gasmii!  Here’s my holiday present for you – straight to a full recap!  Let’s get right to it!

We open with Maria Menuonos introducing the cast, and then going right to “the” issue – the wonder twins’ isolation from the rest of the cast.  We see a video where Ashley and Zach claim the 7 were a group in the beginning, it was only later in the summer that the split happened.  Nate rebuts that and says there was never a time when there was a cohesive unit of 7.  Priscilla and Frank back him up.

Back in the studio, MM says she isn’t buying their teary goodbyes.  Zach again says there were lots of good group times, but the other 5 have just chosen not to remember them.  Oh, so it’s collective amnesia.  Right . . . MM asks about now, and Frank says he’s not friends with them.  MM asks if there was a point where folks collected others’ phone numbers and Frank says yes.  He says he hangs out all the time with the other 4.  MM asks Nate if he thought he would make 6 friends, and he says that was his motivation.  But as time progressed, he wasn’t getting “100% from everyone”.  He doesn’t like that people feinted (props to Nate for that vocab word!) because it’s the “Real” World, they’re not actors.  He’s offended by people who front a persona or a facade.

MM asks Alexandra if she was eager to go home.  She says she felt everyone was eager to get away from the tension.  Zach pipes up to say how eager he was to leave.  MM asks why Zach and Ashley didn’t join in the crab circle on the last night.  Ashley responds she didn’t know what it was.  You saw it in Mexico you liar!  Also, you’ve made Nate sad!  Booooo!

r3One one hundred, two one hundred . . .

Frank says something about they knew what it was.  Gasmii, I have played this clip about 10 times and can’t make out the rest of what he’s saying (I also checked close caption, but they didn’t catch it either).  Ashley says could Frank not talk sometimes.  Funny, that’s what we think about you, honey.  Ashley says the things Frank says are ridiculous.  She, on the other hand, is apparently the epitome of honesty and plain talking.  Ashley and Frank argue about whether they talked at the house, and he calls her an effing fake bitch.  Finally . . .

Ashley complains MTV doesn’t play the clips where the tried to talk with Frank.  Frank says they also don’t play the clips where he spoke to the other 4 about trying to have a relationship with her.  He says Ashley basically talks sh-t and can never give an example of the bonding with others behavior she alleges.  Zach pipes up to call Frank an effing psychopath.  Frank says cool, he’s happy to be that way.  Zach retorts “glad you are”.  Frank says he’s in love with life and starts to say he’s sorry the wonder twins aren’t, but stops and says they are happy together and that’s great.  Zach then calls Frank an idiot and says everyone who watches the show “conveys” Frank’s an idiot.  The fact that you don’t know the meaning of “conveys” makes you an idiot, Zach.  Then he calls Frank a moron, and Frank says he’s confident in himself and Zach can’t put him down today at all.

r4I want to slap that look off Ashley’s face.

MM says one person brought the drama this season more than any other.  Quelle surprise – it’s Frank!

Commercial, but first we hear that Sam is back home with her parents, and also performing as Shawn Jade.

r6Love. You.

And we’re back.  We hear from Alexandra, who’s back in LA, living with Byron.  She’s started a blog about homeless musicians.  She tries to meet a new musician every couple of weeks, and then do a video blog about them.  That’s super cool!  Alexandra says being a musician gives her a joy she doesn’t get from anything else.

r8Making a difference = super cool!

Back in the studio, we see some clips of people talking about how Frank affected them.  It seemed to always end up as how Frank feels.  Frank owns up to it, and says although he’s sorry about some of the things, he doesn’t regret anything.  He also says he’s infectious.  Zach says Frank freaked out 3 times the first week.  Frank asks if Zach getting in Sam’s face was appropriate.  He says they all, except Ashley, freaked out.  He asks Zach why he hates him.  Zach says he doesn’t hate Frank.  he just wanted him out of his face.  Frank says he was just asking Zach to things.

MM asks Frank if he can realize how his behavior came across.  Alexandra says she liked Frank, and he pulled her out of her introversion.  Priscilla says Frank was the guy who got people together.  MM asks if Frank wanted to leave.  He considered it.  Frank says the house was the first time in his life he ever had to face consequences of his behavior.

MM says Frank was a lot to handle, and still is.  Alexandra says people can only affect you if you let them.

WE094801That’s very Zen.

Commercial.

Next, we hear what Nate’s been up to.  He went home for a few days, but kept thinking about the Living Memoir and realized he had to move back to San Diego to work on Living Memoir. Also there’s no winter, and good-looking girls.  So it’s a total win.

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We’re back in the studio now, with clips about Zach.  Alexandra makes the point that a lot of the “butting heads” between Frank and Zach had to do with homophobia.  Others comment that Zach’s on his high horse a lot.

In the studio, Frank says he didn’t bring up sexuality with Zach, except at the beginning, and that it was Zach who kept mentioning it.  Zach says Frank brought it up.  MM asks Frank if he liked Zach and he says yes, that’s why he fought for their friendship.  MM asks about before the separation, and Frank replies when he brought home a guy and Zach stopped talking to him, is that what she’s talking about?  He thinks it’s a question for Zach.  Frank starts to shout at Zach to tell them his views on gay people.  Sam says it’s about gay people in general.

r11Sam’s not believing it.

Zach says he has no problem with people sleeping with whom they want.  Frank asks what the disconnect is, and Zach says what doesn’t he understand.  Zach says he doesn’t like the way Frank treats him and Ashley.  And then calls Frank a dumbass.  Frank then says he really likes Zach and wants to like him.

MM asks Zach does he agree that he felt it was ok for Nate to sleep around, but not Frank?  Zach says he talked to Nate, especially after he slept with a girl who looked like a hamster.  Nate says they could laugh it off because their relationship was different than the one he had with Frank.

Priscilla then says all 4 of them got to know and like Frank.  What grounds does Zach have to dislike him based on “something other than the judgments you’ve made from afar?”  Zach responds “so it’s all me disliking him, it’s not him disliking me” which leads to Frank saying all he did was try to involve Zach in events. Zach then says “you’re right, it was all my fault” and he takes all the blame while making this face.

r16Go f yourself, pal.

MM then says when Michael was in the picture, Zach and Ashley really liked him.  Frank says they did it so they wouldn’t appear homophobic.  Ashley says she liked Michael a lot.  MM asks if it wasn’t genuine, and Frank says he doesn’t believe it was, but then he doesn’t know what is, or isn’t, genuine with the wonder twins.  Ashley says she can’t say anything and have Frank believe it, so it doesn’t matter what she says.  MM says didn’t Frank/Michael and Ashley/Zach spend time together?  Frank says yes, he was trying to be friends.  He had ground to make up, since he was a “nutso” the first week in the house.  MM asks since they were friends, and the wonder twins liked Michael, does Frank still believe they are homophobic?  Frank says we still haven’t gotten an answer.  Zach says he already said he doesn’t have an issue.

Frank then says why is his lifestyle something Zach looks down on if it’s not about gay people?  And why doesn’t Zach support gays in the military?  Zach says he doesn’t support sexuality in the military at all.  So using that moronic “logic”, Zach wants a fighting corps comprised solely of robots?  Zach says gay or straight should not be able to express it in the military – and apparently straights don’t.

r14Are you effing kidding me?

Sam has now had it.  She bursts out that Zach is a “straight jackass liar” (YES!) and asks him how many homecomings he’s been to.  “Homecomings” says Zach like he’s never heard of the word and Sam is speaking some strange foreign language.  So Sam has to explain “where military families come home”.  She starts to say “where- ” and he interrupts, so Sam says “shut the f up!  This is my thing”.  Sam is crying now, and says “I have stood there and watched my father in uniform kiss my mother.  They are a straight couple.  How can you tell me that sexuality cannot have a voice in the military.  Please – tell me!”  Zach says he “researched” it.  Sam says “research!  witness it first hand!”  Zach says he talked to a Ranger, and then says he doesn’t have to answer the question.  He talked to them, and they say “it” doesn’t belong in the military.  Sam says it’s not a question, she is proving a point.

r17You go girl!  I totes love you even more.

MM then asks Sam if she accepts Zach is ok with her lifestyle when he said he was.  Zach, whom MM was not addressing, starts to answer, but Sam talks over him “no, because he goes back and forth so many times”.  Frank says there are effing inconsistencies, and if he could get a g-ddamned written essay that says how Zach feels, he would love that.  MM says Zach is expressing his feelings.  Frank says he accepts it because he would love to move on.

r19So gay rights BORES you, Ashley?  Self-centered homophobic little b-tch.  And the same for your oh so “macho” boyfriend.

MM then asks Zach if he feels he will ever be able to develop a close friendship with someone who’s gay.  Zach says he has friends back home who are gay.  But they don’t talk about what they’re “doing in the bedroom”.  No, because that would mean you would have to hear about, understand and accept their orientation.  If you just pretend they aren’t gay, it all goes so much better, right Zach?

Commercial.   We see a clip of Priscilla talking about going to school at UC Davis.  As you know she wants to be a doctor.  Also, she’s liking spending time with her mom again.  She talks about cooking, but thankfully doesn’t mention if her time with her mother also includes more making out.

r20I’m wearing glasses!  That makes me smart!

In the studio, MM introduces clips of the cast talking about Ashley.  Nate calls her a “fake-ass bitch” (YES!) who signed up for the wrong show.  Apparently she also signed up for “America’s Next Top Almost” .  Her being on Real World was a “miscast”.  Alexandra says Ashley put people off by doing a 180 on her opinions and likes/dislikes.  Priscilla says she told Ashley they didn’t know anything about her.  Zach refers Frank saying he would break Ashley down, and says that’s the point where she realized she didn’t want to spend time around him.  Nate says she can claim “editing at its finest” but that’s “complete dogsh-t, because they would have shown it” and the relationship with the housemates “is why we’re here!  Why the f would they cut that out?” (YES!!)

Back to the studio, Ashley says she didn’t know Nate felt that way.  Frank says he told her he came to her on behalf of the others.  She also says Nate wasn’t around much the second half of the summer.  MM asks Nate why he felt that way.  Nate says who is she to get to know him, and not reveal herself?  Zach says it’s not in the contract.  Nate says he just wanted to get to know her.  Ashley says it takes “months – months!” to open up to people.  She says she never said a negative comment about Nate.  He says he tried to get to know her time and time again.  He wanted to know her story.

r21Completely bored when she’s not the one talking.  Even when the subject is her.

Zach says everyone is different, and maybe Nate being up in Ashley’s face wasn’t the best way to handle it.  Frank asks why Ashley did the show, since the premise is they come into the house and be open.  Ashley says if there wasn’t a guy she’d fallen for, she would have probably clung to the closest girl.  Zach says when Ashley asks if he’d done anything differently, his response is he’d have been a bigger a-shole.  I find that literally unbelievable.  Zach can’t possibly be a bigger a-shole then he is now! Nate says that would have been a great change, since then at least everyone would have known where Zach stood.

Commercial.  We see a clip of Frank, who did move to LA after the house closed.  He’s been looking for jobs with LGBT nonprofits, applying for grad school, and hanging out with Alexandra.  Also, Frank has Diego, an adorbs little dog.

r24Me llamo Diego.  Soy completely adorable!

Frank has been helping out with the AIDS Ride.

r1That color doesn’t do much for you, though.

Back in the studio, MM again wants to talk about the wonder twins. WHY???? We’re 26 minutes into this – move on!  We see a clip of Ashley saying people pushed her and Zach together, and then everyone did a 180.  Sam says people couldn’t do anything with one of them, it was always the couple.  Nate says Ashley and Zach got together because they’re both superficial.

Back in the studio, MM asks why the wonder twins didn’t engage with anyone else.  Zach rambles something about him not opening up and she freaking out.  Alexandra says it’s great they have each other but if they’d met outside the house, would they then not talk to their friends?  would they not go to work?  or social functions? Ashley says that’s in any relationship, especially if it’s a really strong one.  No, Ashley, really strong relationships involve two people who are complete in themselves, who have their own friends and interests, and pursue those as well as being in the relationship.  Your idea of a relationship is apparently one you formed at age 10 while reading romance novels.

MM says they appeared antisocial.  Frank says they didn’t want to come out of their comfort zones.  Sam says why did they try out if they weren’t going out of their comfort zones?  Priscilla says she had a lot of good talks with Zach and then when he hooked up with Ashley, she felt the third wheel.  Sam says one time Alexandra waited outside the gym for the wonder twins so they could go to dinner, and then they told her they were just going home, and Alex came home upset.  Alexandra says she defended them, and cared about them, and then at the end they wouldn’t give her their phone number.  Ashley claims that she didn’t think she had an issue with anyone.  Then you are the biggest moron on the planet.

MM asks the wonder twins if they feel they missed out on anything  They say no.  So hanging out in a gym for 3 months was the ideal way to spend their time?

Commercial.  And we see Zach back home, being a personal trainer/physical therapist.  He says his roommates in Michigan all love him.

r26Zach and Lincoln.  Wonder if Lincoln is gay.

Back in the studio, MM mentions sex.  We see a clip about who has game, and who doesn’t.  Frank thinks he does.  Nate thinks he does.  Alex and Priscilla think Sam does.  MM asks if there was a divide between people who were having sex, and those who weren’t.  Everyone seems to believe Zach and Ashley weren’t getting it on.

More sex talk – Sam keeps a book of her partners.  Frank had the most sex, but Nate was the most enthusiastic.  Frank was the best kisser.  Frank loves Alexandra and would be with her if Byron were out of the picture.  She says she wouldn’t date him.

Commercial.  We see what Ashley is up to.  She says she’s living with her mother and “in transition”, deciding what her next step will be.  Oh, so you’re mooching off your parents.  Nice.  And – this is a real shocker – she goes to the gym.  Apparently working out is a “passion” of hers.  Honey, you must think we’re the stupidest people ever.  We watched the show.  We know working out is pretty much all you do.

r28You could go outside and walk, but that would mean interacting with those pesky humans, and we can’t have that.

Back in the studio, MM asks Zach if he sees a time when he can put things behind him and be friends?  He says he doesn’t know.  Which, of course, means no.  MM asks Ashley if she’s bummed she didn’t connect more.  Oh not much.

And now we see a preview of Challenge, the Battle of the Exes, which starts January 25.  Nate and Priscilla are on it.  Yay!

So that’s it for San Diego.  I’ve had a lot of fun recapping the last part of the season.  See you in January for Challenge, and also catch my recaps of Tabatha Takes Over, which starts January 10 on Bravo.

Happy Holidays!!


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48 Comments

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    Christy
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Zach and Ashley were on Derrick Kozinski’s podcast and talked about how the only reason Zach went on the Real World was to be on the challenges. I hope Taylor kicks his a*s.

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    spinal11
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Ashley didn’t avoid revealing herself on camera; there was nothing to reveal. It was telling when she said if she hadn’t hooked up with Zach she would’ve latched on to a girl instead. It irritated me that the other cast mates tried so hard to “get to know her” when apparently there’s nothing to know. I give people like that two or three tries and then it’s a wrap. What’s the point?

    She comes across bland, vapid, bitchy, and boring in the extreme, and like tofu she just absorbs the flavor of whoever is around her. Unfortunately for her, Zach’s flavor is clueless jackass.

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    iamrufus
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    i bet zach really felt like he came off as the more mature one here. what an asshole, i can’t even pick out the top 3 or 4 things he said that made me want to punch my TV in frustration. puke. he and ashley definitely deserve each other.

    on a separate note, was anyone else disappointed that sam and frank weren’t on the new challenge? not that it really makes a whole lot of sense for any of them to be on this one–i mean, nate and prissy are considered ex’s? really?! i’m kinda “meh” on both of them, but maybe they will suprise me.

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    Z
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    ZACH’S PIT STAINS WERE OUTTA CONTROL AT THE END OF THE EP

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    spinal11
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

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    JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    Oh come on, I’m the ONLY one who thinks Frank is completely and utterly obnoxious? The ONLY ONE?!

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    Z
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    i noticed at the very last minute and actually went back to the beginning of the reunion to make sure it wasn’t a weird patch on his vest. ALAS, RIDICULOUS PIT STAINS.

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    iamrufus
    Posted December 23, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    no, you’re not the only one JW. i only meant in terms of bringing drama and fights to the challenge, not that i actually would like to be in the same room as him, LOL.

    zach is just way more obnoxious (to me). can’t stand his holier-than-thou attitude.

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    Mcmuffin
    Posted December 24, 2011 at 1:23 am

    The whole thing turned into the Zach & Ashley show. They are idiots & deserve each other…

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    Real upper east side lady
    Posted December 24, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    This season could have been called revolt of the freaks. It was obvious that Ashley and Zachary were the only normal mainstream people of this season. Everyone else knew it and felt insecure that z and ash did not want to hang with this. Frank controlled everyone in the house and it killed him that he couldn’t control z and ash. Frank treated his own parents like crap and emulated the same behavior towards z and ash. When z and ash rejected his abuse, he accused them of being bigoted, just like he called his mom and dad. He is an abusive disgusting narcissist. I hate him with a passion.

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    plockeness monster
    Posted December 24, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    I agree that frank is fucking crazy. He just needs to get over wanting Zach as a friend.

    Um, Upper East Side, I dont care how crazy Frank was. Ashley and Zach proved to be close minded assholes and I would NOT categorize them as “normal.” And I think you are in the minority that even liked Zashley.

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    zeta
    Posted December 24, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    Frank and Sam, are effin ridiculous. Seriously..who the hell do they think they are? I wish I could meet Frank, just to slap him him a couple of times

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 25, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    I agree Plocky. While we aren’t saying Frank is wacky, Zashley sucks ass, big time.

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    RazzBeth
    Posted December 25, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    So “Real upper east side lady” is Ashley and “zeta” is Zach. Right?

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    plockeness monster
    Posted December 25, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    Exactly what I was thinking…

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    someguy
    Posted December 26, 2011 at 12:20 am

    How can any one spend more then 5 minutes with these people and not get ill.

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    sardini
    Posted December 26, 2011 at 1:21 am

    I just don’t understand why Frank couldn’t be happy with the other 5 and obsessed on Zashley.

    I’m glad I’m old and didn’t try out for this season. I’d be pissed if I ended up with these assholes.

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    Lando
    Posted December 26, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    @Sardini–totally agree. I guess I would have been considered one of the “boring” roommates if I were ever cast, because if someone doesn’t like me then I just ignore them. Part of being an adult is realizing that everyone just isn’t going to be friends and that it’s OK. While I don’t agree with a lot of what Zach said throughout the season, I felt he was correct in his assessment of Frank’s desire to befriend Ashley because she was “the prom queen.”

    It really frustrated me that Zach and Ashley’s disconnect with the roommates was the focus of the reunion. There were other issues, like Nate’s drinking at his charity event, that I feel were just glossed over. I’d love a reunion of just Nate, Priscilla, Alex, and Sam. Then we could get a real chance to hear what they think about things without it turning into the Zashley and Frank show.

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    sardini
    Posted December 27, 2011 at 10:02 am

    @Lando My hot mess 22-year-old self would have been ratings gold. Boring, grown up me? Snooze fest. I could just hear MM at my cast’s reunion. “Sardini. Let’s talk about the night you had two glasses of wine, put on an exfoliating mask and watched Mean Girls again…”

    I have to say, I really liked Prissy calling out Ashley for molding her personality according to Zach’s likes and dislikes. That was my main problem with her. I forgot that she claimed to want a “Gay BFF” at first. What a fucking hypocrite. It didn’t bother me that she isolated herself, but it did bother me that she had no mind of her own.

    Frank’s desire to KNOW Ashley, along with his constant assurance that he’s cool with Zach is absolutely ridiculous. I wish he didn’t dominate the season.

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    heather
    Posted December 27, 2011 at 10:40 am

    This whole article is complete and total trash. I wasnted to readabout what happened, not some idiots biased opinions of the castmates. Really? You watched this on television. You don’t know these people, they don’t know you. Stop trying to create opinions in things that don’t need it.

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    Muppet
    Posted December 27, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    That one picture of Zach totally looks like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer from SNL.

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    plockeness monster
    Posted December 27, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    Heather – This is a snarky website where you can read tv/movie recaps and comment on them. If that is so offensive to you, then you should probably find another site that recaps the RW.

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    considerthis
    Posted December 27, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    I think @Heather is really Ashley. After all who would ever suspect Ashley to EVER come up with such a creative camoflagued nickname as Heather.
    Time to fess up is it you and I just bet we hear from “Cody” reeeeal soon ;)

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    zeta
    Posted December 27, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Oh yeaaa!! I’m soooo Zach! Like seriously, not everyone is on the stupid “frank and sam”, bandwagon. The only thing I found fault in Zach, is that he’s a lil stanoffish. But Frank, his psycho ass, needs his own article! How ppl like him, is beyond me! What’s so good about Sam, too? Frank and Sam’s issue with Zach, is so juvenile. I’m sure Sam and Frank have issues with ppl, but I guess since they’re gay, they get a free pass, or something? Bullshit!

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    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 9:00 am

    Wow, look what happens when I have to step away for a minute! Looks like we’ve been infiltrated, Gasmii. HA, all the uz suspects are representin’ and I flove it! Alpha and Zeta, seriouisly? This is NOT the place for you…And Heather and Realwhateveryourdealis, why come on here and hate? And, why are you so invested in sticking up for Zassley unless you have some skin in the game? Seems pretty transparent to me and the rest of the regulars (don’t mean to speak for ya’ll but, I think we agree)you have an agenda. If you can’t handle the Snark stay on the porch and let the big dogs handle this.

    As for the The Challenge, as I said before I am Meh on this season. And as for Zach…well maybe me and my conspiracy theory self are reading too far into this but; maybe Zach found out what the next Challenge title would be when he was cast for San Diego: Snoozefest Season, Whatever Number, and he plucked the vapid vacant bubble brain Ashley from the group so he could up his chances to get on the Challenge: Battle of the Exes. Just sayin’, it could happen.

    PS- WTF were Alpha and Zeta playing on Alpha’s parlor floor by the fire? War? I think we’ve stumbled across some real genius here. I could watch them play that game for hours…if I was in a coma.

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    plockeness monster
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 9:16 am

    You can speak for me on this, Gyp. I agree.

    Zeta, If you read the comments (from almost EVERY episode this season) before showing your ass, you would see that commenters REPEATEDLY expressed their dislike for Frank’s antics. I personally thought Frank was entertaining b/c he was one of the few roommates that acted like he wasn’t aware of the cameras 99% of the time.

    If you could not see the awesomeness of Sam, then you are a blind moron. She was open, friendly, and made an effort with the other roommates. She was someone that I, a “normal” preson, would love to hang out with. She seemed genuine, unlike Zashley – the most one demensional, vapid assholes since some of the DC cast.

    I could give two shits if Frank and Sam are gay or straight. Only homophobes care about that.

    Lastly, THESE PEOPLE SIGNED UP TO BE ON A REALITY TV SHOW. ANYTHING THEY DO IS FAIR GAME TO MAKE FUN OF. ASHLEY AND ZACH CAN SUCK MY NONEXISTENT BALLS. That goes double for anyone who actually likes those dick stains.

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    iamrufus
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 9:30 am

    i do agree, and well said both of ya!

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    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 9:46 am

    Way to LAY IT DOWN, Plock! AMEN!

    Brilliant & True: “I could give two shits if Frank and Sam are gay or straight. Only homophobes care about that.”

    Zeta, I bet you like Wes and think he’s a underated mastermind; and a real swell guy too. *SMH*

    Pound tar.

    Catpcha: MPVP, no lie. Made me think, where the MP has been.

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    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 10:18 am

    @iamrufus thanks and back atcha!

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    plockeness monster
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 10:23 am

    MP was on here a few weeks ago, nothing since then :(

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    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 10:29 am

    I remember Plock, that’s what made me wonder what’s up. Hopefully we’ll get the old crew back for the Challenge. I mean CT is on there with DIEM! Wonder how that plays out. I am a CT fan but, not sure how I’ll feel if he’s mean to my girl Diem. We’ll have to wait and see.

    Oh, and I am SO glad Zassley didn’t make it on to this Challenge! I need a sanity break and that’s saying something about the Challenge contestants!

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    Moli Moli
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 10:38 am

    I would LOVE for the awesome Greek God of Toilet Bowls Wes to find our site. Zach ehem zeta should have read the first recaps when people had that weird attraction for him. Too bad he became a royal dick. I also guess they missed him being referred to as Frankenstein, or how he whines all the time and shyt how damn annoying is is/was. I still found him more entertaining than Zasshley, those two were so boring! From what I have seen I don’t see any reason to dislike Sam, she appeared to be very down to earth. Sam could have been straight and I still enjoy her on my television. I will not apologize for finding her more entertaining that a follower(Assh) and a homophobe(Zass). I’m more angry with Zass…how can you claim to be so American, but won’t support the people who protect your country. I’m sorry leper with 1 eye deserves my honor, ANYONE who puts ALL of AMERICA before themselves is a hero… whether at war or peace. I wonder in the case of war would he first ask the person if they were gay or lesbian before they could rescue him.

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    mick
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Are we not allowed to fucking curse on this site anymore? Or am I just seeing more than the usual number of “a-shole” and “eff” in this recap and comments thread?

  34. 34
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 11:22 am

    MOLI out of no where with the TRUTH- PREACH!

    A regular (I forgot who so, I apologize in advance) dropped Mickey Flicker a few weeks back and I have been partial to that ever since. However, mick, you can catch me and a few other dropping a “COCK” or “Slut PIG” over at RHOBH. I can only speak for myself but, I only drop a bomb if it’s worth it. ;-)

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    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Frank’s issue with Zashley is that he wanted them to like him when they clearly didn’t. That is an issue many people deal with.

    Sam’s issue with Zach was that he was against gays fighting in the military. Why would that not resonate with someone who is from a military town who might have gay friends who are in the military and they can’t have their significant other come to a homecoming because they are afraid of the don’t ask don’t tell rules. I don’t see anything to immature about that.

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    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 11:33 am

    fuck fuck fuck…seems we can still use it.

    Maybe because Jesus is the reason for the season people are laying off the curses.

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    plockeness monster
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Just for you Mick, but not to you – Fucking asshole piece of shit dick licking mother fucker from hell. Balls. Pussy. Anal probe. And I will drop a curse bomb whenever the hell I feel like it :)

  38. 38
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    Hahahahahahahaha! Fucking awesome! Cock!

  39. 39
    iamrufus
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    i love you bitches!

  40. 40
    iamrufus
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    AND i’m also a card-carrying member of the MP, can’t wait to see you all there =)

  41. 41
    plockeness monster
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    Moli – I agree about Zach/gays in military. Anyone who puts their ass on the line for me in any sort of war is an A++++ in my book. Watching war movies makes my palms very sweaty, and I could never have a tenth of the courage those men and women have.

    AND Zach should get his own fucking opinion about gays in the military.

  42. 42
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 29, 2011 at 10:16 am

    Me thinks Zach HAS his own opinion about gays in the military and it’s not one he wants on blast, Plock.

    Zach’s asshole has surpassed Camille’s asshole in size, shape and shittiness.

  43. 43
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 29, 2011 at 10:25 am

    Zach could be a bigger asshole. He’d just become CT.

  44. 44
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 29, 2011 at 11:44 am

    The next Challenge could be named, The Challenge: Raging Assholes.

    Depends on who’s cast.

  45. 45
    Jennifer
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Anyone know where to see the full episode of the reunion? The link MTV has does not work, and I can’t find it on youtube. Thanks!

  46. 46
    kesthemess
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    @Jennifer MTV.com always has the video up for one week and then they have to take it down for three (because of their deals with cable companies). It should be up again after that.

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    zeta
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 5:35 am

    U “regs” on here, are just as bad as the “veterans”, on the Challenges. Obviously u guys have no real friends offline, because u have to come online, and gang up on ppl that are not in your “clique”. What would have happened if I was a reg, and I made the same comments I made? I’ve posted before on other recaps, but this section recap, by far, is the worse. Obviously I don’t give a shit, and will continue to post MY OPINION, but I have to wonder..If a “reg” hadsaid exactly what I said, would there be so much negativity? No because you all are mindless sheep, who can’t think for themselves!

  48. 48
    Gypsy MPHQ
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Hai Gasmii Challenge Lovers! I’ve been away for a minute but I had a quick and dirty Challenge update that I thought everyone might enjoy while we wait for January 25th to roll around.

    This was a quick pick up off another site:

    http://www.realitytea.com/2012/01/06/photos-meet-the-cast-of-mtvs-the-challenge-battle-of-the-exes-plus-see-season-trailer/

    So, being dubbed the Moist Patrol by our dearly missed VA, (welcome Penny D!) our mission is to determine the most MP worthy or, equal in awesomeness. That being said we have a few thoughts:

    Does Mark Long, line a fine wine, get better with age?

    DIEM BROWN, damn girl you are gonna make CT regret giving you up!
    Speaking of our resident love him/hate him hottie, is he looking a little long in the tooth in these photos? Hmmmm, maybe one to many Marlies. (We wonder how his gf IRL is going to react after this season airs…she’s not known for being particularly secure with herself or, particularly nice.) Should be interesting!

    Other noteworthy topics:

    How pissed does Mandy look? Wonder if she’s hating on Wes and Diem!

    Love to see 1/2 our MikeRoy with Leroy on the scene but missing Mike. Can’t help but feel like Nate and Prissy are a weak substitute for Mike but he had no RW game in Vegas so…hopefully next cycle we’ll see the return of MikeRoy and the debut of SAM!

    What do you all think? Let’s hear it!

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