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Victoria is reviewing her immunity agreement with the SEC when Charlotte walks in to tell her Dr. Clemmons has arrived. Charlotte complains that she is basically under house arrest while Daniel is free. Victoria tells Charlotte that she has spoken to the Dean of her school and she will begin classes again next week. Victoria also reminds Charlotte that Declan’s lies are what got her into trouble in the first place. Charlotte reminds Victoria that Victoria’s lies have messed with her head, too.
WHAT? YOU MEAN THAT SILLY LITTLE “YOUR FATHER ISN’T YOUR FATHER YOU BASTARD CHILD OF A MURDERER” THING? SURELY YOU ARE OVERREACTING!
Charlotte tells Victoria that Dr. Clemmons wants to do a family therapy session. Victoria scoffs that it will never happen. Charlotte says the doctor says the only way she can deal with her anger issues is to forgive and that she can’t do that unless Conrad and Victoria do as well.
UPON WHICH VICKI MORPHS INTO A BAT AND FLIES INTO CHARLOTTE’S HAIR.
Victoria meets in secret with Agent McGowan from the SEC. Victoria complains that Conrad is not in jail, but McGowan says that there is no physical evidence that Conrad was complicit in the David Clarke scandal. Victoria tells him that Frank told her he had enough evidence to bury Conrad and McGowan needs to find it. Victoria calls him incompetent and says that she will find the evidence herself.
At The Stowaway, Daniel is brandishing a check at Jack. Uh. Oh.
I THINK SAM THE WONDER DOG HAS RUN OUT OF MAGIC COCOON WATER
Daniel goes on to say that the money is an investment in Jack’s plan to go to Haiti and to find Fauxmanda. He leaves the check beside Jack.
Victoria arrives at Conrad’s Manhattan apartment. She sees a forged painting by Dominik on the wall and remembers watching him paint it as she lie prone on his bed. She enters Conrad’s office and tells him he looks good. He tells her that she looks like “a demonic succubus.”
Conrad tells Victoria that he knows she is the one that sicced the SEC on him and does not believe her when she lies and says she did not. Conrad pours two drinks as Victoria tells him about Charlotte’s counselor wanting a family therapy session. Conrad tells her he wouldn’t miss it and, as Victoria reaches out for the drink, he withdraws it and tells her it’s not for her.
IT’S FOR LYDIA!!
Conrad throws Victoria out.
Declan brings some chick that looks like Fauxmanda minus 10 years to the bar. She’s a tough talker with Fauxmanda swagger as well, saying her uncle had a cop bar where they hung out until her mother won the “slimy rich husband” lottery. MiniFaux wants to flirt but Declan wants to do their Econ project. MiniFaux tells Declan that she just moved from Yonkers which, “for the record, is ten times harder to get out of your system than Oxy.” That’s gotta sting.
Emily and Nolan are reviewing a film of Emily and Daniel in bed – sleeping. She wants Nolan to encrypt it and send an anonymous copy to Conrad. Emily tells Nolan that Conrad will see it as a threat from the WHM and will be forced to reach out to him, causing another meeting whereby Emily can tail him and nail him.
NOLAN ASKS IF HE CAN NAIL HIM FIRST
Nolan expresses concern that Emily is not a killer and that WHM may kill her first. Emily is unconcerned.
Back in Manhattan, Conrad and Lydia are bantering about how precious it is that she is spending his money faster than a toothless whore can drain a . . . oh, never mind.
Conrad sees the tape and calls WHM telling him where and when to meet before she has a chance to say anything. Emily is watching and writes down the address.