YAYAYAYAYAY! NOW GO GET JACK!!!
Conrad is meeting with WHM. WHM tells him the evidence is with McGowan. He tells Conrad that they have offered Lydia immunity to testify against him, as well. Emily is watching the meeting. WHM picks up the picture containing Emily’s camera and winks into it. WHM advises Conrad to leave town and tells him he is going to the airport himself.
Daniel tells Victoria that he broke things off with Emily. Victoria congratulates Daniel on turning in the evidence. Daniel says he didn’t do it and begs her to not to testify. Victoria says the truth needs to come out because Conrad had David Clarke murdered. Daniel says, “Well, he must have had a damn good reason.” Victoria slaps the shit out of him.
Daniel piously tells Victoria that at least Conrad’s evil deeds were to protect his family. Victoria calls bullshit. Daniel attacks Victoria over her handling of Charlotte. Victoria says now she has the chance to right a terrible wrong, and even Daniel can’t stand in her way.
Victoria calls Lydia and tells her that she has a very small window in which to protect herself. Lydia passes, telling Victoria she is the enemy, not Conrad. Victoria tells Lydia Conrad will turn on her as soon as the money runs out.
Conrad walks in and Lydia lies that her father had a heart attack and she needs to go back to Philadelphia immediately. Lydia says she will meet him, but he insists his driver can take her. They both know what’s going on.
AND CONNY GIVES HER THE GODFATHER KISS O’ DEATH
Nolan pops some bubbly and congratulates Emily on bringing justice to her dad. Nolan tells her the only thing left is Jack. She tells Nolan that she is going to tell Jack everything and calls him. Emily tells him she found Sammy’s collar and asks if she can come over. He says he would love that. Emily and Nolan toast her dad.
Conrad and MiniFaux (who, apparently, is named Jaime), are in the school library. Everyone starts snickering and looking at them. A message pops up on the computer with Jamie looking like a fugitive from T&T. It says, “Click here to find the truth about Jaime Cardaci. The pic opens to a family portrait and Jaime is saying, “I like older men who have families.”
There are more pictures of Jaime and the older man kissing passionately. She says, “The judge was supposed to bury this. I was a minor.” She tells Declan it was her history teacher.
Declan sees Charlotte gloating and tells her, “You thought you lowered yourself to date me? Clearly, I lowered myself to date you.” Charlotte tells Declan she did him a favor. He tells her never to speak to him again.
Victoria arrives at Emily’s house. Victoria tells Emily that she is “sorry” Emily and Daniel broke up. Emily tries to give Victoria’s engagement gift back, but she asks Emily to open it, instead. It is empty. Victoria tells her she knew all along that Emily had no future with Daniel.
Emily arrives at The Stowaway and I become sore afraid that Fauxmanda has returned. She watches Jack through the window before coming inside. Emily returns the collar –
Jack offers to walk Emily to her car, but she refuses.
Back at Grayson Manor, Daniel is contemplating drinking again when Ashley shows up with a six pack of Little Debbies, a box of Jello, and some condoms with holes poked in them. She offers “condolences” regarding Emily.
Victoria comes in to say goodbye to Charlotte because she is going to Washington. Charlotte asks Victoria if getting retribution has ever made her feel good about herself. Victoria answers yes when the other person deserved it, and, if they didn’t, fuck ‘em anyway.