REVENGE: Lil Aiden Got His Feelings Hurt

Nolan – Being Smart AND Stupid AND Smart AND Stupid: FAIL

This outfit killed me – an ascot AND a brocade vest?

I will admit I am annoyed by Nolan’s “FLUID” sexuality storyline. Yes, it is “progressive” in a way – “all the kids are doin’ it, right?” – but I think it does a disservice to bisexuality in that it pits a man versus a woman. I don’t know – am I being too sensitive? She seems good, but she’s evil – he seems bad, but he’s good? Maybe there is no “right” way to do this triangle? (Out of the gutter – you dirty people).

Miss “HELEN” Initiative Getting Out of Her Sex Dream Room and Getting Faux-Kidnapped : SUCCESS

Miss Initiative 2012-2013!

Duh – this woman needed to breathe! No, seriously, this made me realize – she is the FIRST LADY FROM AIR FORCE ONE! Meaning she was married to Harrison Ford at some point – even if only for 4 1/2 days on a soundstage. I believe this is significant. Silly, maybe, but I don’t care – I believe we will have a turn of events that the Initiative – and Helen – will be good! Don’t know how – but you don’t hire the First Lady to be 100% evil.  Anyone with me?

CARRION In General : FAIL

This to me seems like the most obvious steal from ALIAS. Am I right? A secret thing, nowhere to be found? That could be played out for another year or two? All I know is ALIAS’s Grimaldi ended up with someone parachuting through a roof or some shit – trying to be the Wizard of Oz. Uh-uh. Stop it.  

Victoria Taking Control Of Her Family’s Future: SUCCESS

Preview of next week – who’s spying on them?

Bout time, girl! Get it going on! Seduce your husband’s rival! Make him bid on a bottle of wine to drive up the price! Love it!

Marco/Padma – Annoying VS Cute – Good VS Evil: DRAW

I want her to wear her hair up – just once for continuity

Ugh – I like them both in theory (as does Nolan, I guess) – but it seems like they were both used to inflate Nolan’s role in the show. But it failed. Oh well. At least Padma has a different angle to play – EVIL Padma!

The Stowaways – FAIL

I don’t really want to talk about it anymore. It taints the rest of the show. It’s as bad as ever.

You guys – A very close family member of mine is dying. My cousin. Of stage 4 ovarian cancer. As of now she has 48 hours to live. She is 50 years old. She is beautiful, blond, married, has 3 children, has a god…happy.