I bet Elton loves this show. And what is up with that hat?
OK, you guys – we have a LOT to talk about. Firstly, let me just put it out there, the past two weeks have pretty much changed up the whole REVENGE game, amirite? I try to stay out of the “BIZ” blogs, but it seems like the writers got a few comments and did some serious correctional writing to save our show. I’m sure they were getting the negative feedback.
Its’s like they don’t care about disguised Amanda/Emily anymore! Whateva!
And voila! Helen Crowley is “Audi”, the Stowaway situation has been resolved, Aiden’s sister is dead, etc., etc, etc. I do believe somebody got the memo.
And now this week brings us to the pinnacle of the reaping. Our favorite punching bag/spunky up’n’comer/lovable instigator/juvie girl has been sunk. RIP Fauxmanda – the real Emily Thorne.
You have to admit, haters, she had her moments!
So – here’s what happened. Jack and Fauxmanda have been having sex on the SS Amanda. Like, the top of it – the deck of it. Um, isn’t that dangerous and isn’t your mattress a weird thing to have stowed on your boat? Whatevs, they are in love so anything is possible…(foreshadowing) -
What? They’re doin’ it. Leave ‘em alone!
Victoria, meanwhile, is reveling in her sexless marriage – AND supporting Conrad in his ridiculous bid for governor. Really, dude? But she has a party to plan, so who cares?
Nolan, Emily, and Aiden decide to have an video chat in the middle of the bar – cause, you know that’s the best place to have a video chat, Nolan! Nols tells them to keep away from Padma. Aw, how romantic.
My favorite scene of the night – Ashley trying to be cool and snaking (meant to type snEaking, but it will stay) into Ems’ house and warning her about Faux and her potential downfall.
OK, let’s talk – was this sweet? An old friendship callback? A guilt thing? I thought it gave Ashley something to do, so I loved the scene. Especially Emily’s f’off attitude. Uh-yeah, she’s been f’ing your ex-fiance – and his father! Daniel got mad at his mommy and daddy…yawn.
Meanwhile, on the ill-fated love cruise – Jack finds some random cigs – which…what? He stowed his cigs in the masting? Er – why? Faux goes down to the hull, is take hostage, and THEN has the audacity to take her back upstairs for cell reception. I mean, this guy is a real jerk.
Yes, I do mean you, Mr. Trucco!
Back on land – Ems takes a look at Charlotte’s pictures (Charlotte – something needs to change – your dresses or your acting, one of the two). She sees RyBro #2 in the hull of the Amanda (ew, get your mind out of the gutter!) – so she knows something is up! Time to charter up a boat and bring on some RINGER realness!
I mean, its like they’re twins on a boat or something! Amazing!
RyBro #2 calls Conrad and they fight about the laptop that Faux had taken from Ems hiding place. Or something. Connie tells him to kill Faux, but not Jack! Whatevs, they fight about the laptop – Declan’s, Amanda’s, whomever’s…but Nolan does eventually hack into the laptop and gets their bearings on the boat.