When cornered, Fauxmanda lives up to her potential awesomeness by once again acting the shit out of the situation – she was only with Jack to get back at the Graysons (hmm, sound potentially familiar? Ems?).
Victoria shows up at the Stowaway! I mean…really? Wow – she asks Charlotte and…gulp…Declan to come to the Grayson Labor Day Party. Sweet? And then she plants the gun that she used to kill Crowley underneath Jack and Faux’s bed. Oh yeah – do not let her in your bedroom – ever.
FYI – Aiden and Padma somehow join up over the mystery disappearances of their family member. OK – cool. Just, keep them away from the important stuff.
Jack gets shot. Faux sends him out in the dingy and then she has had it – decides to kick the pump – flooding the SS Amanda.
I mean – this was the beginning of the sadness, right?
Labor Day party! Initiative #2 shows up and I love and appreciate whoever cast him because he is such a better bad guy. And Torchwood…
He’s just creepy enough – right?
And Conrad announces his candidacy for governor. Oooook….
WHY is Ashley in that picture?
Emily arrives on the SS Her Real Name just in time to kick the shit out of RyBro #2. I love when he says “Who are you?” Exactly, dude. Exactly.
The gunfire hits the propane, Ems and Faux start to abandon ship, but Faux tries to rescue a necklace that Ems gave to her back in juvie.
RyBro #2 lights up the boat and the two girls are thrown.
I’m a little sad about the SS Amanda – so what?
The real Emily Thorne is mortally hurt. Amanda Clarke (for real) comes up from the water. She tries to save (the real) Emily Thorne. They say “I love you.” Amanda Clarke dies – and goes down into the drink.
OK – so, I had to have a memorial for Emily/Amanda/Fauxmanda :
She was the life of the party!
Until she was the pregnant-est of the party.
UNTIL she was the bad-ass bitch/best-est of the party!
What did you guys think? Are we back on track? Are we sad about Fauxmanda? Or even the SS Amanda? Is REVENGE back on the mutha-f’in-track? I think so!
Thanks for reading, you guys!