I can grow some mighty fine weed in this here junked out Prius
Ben tells Dr. Mom, who is gardening in a junked Prius, to look after the kids. Suddenly Danny comes out with a crossbow pointing it at the soldiers.
Drop your gun, unless you want to become a Kebab
One of the soldiers points a gun at Danny, one of the other villagers from Wisteria Lane points a gun at the soldiers, Neville tells the villager “Owning a firearm is a ‘hanging offense.’” A shot is fired, and it hits Ben (because you didn’t see THAT coming, right?) bows are fired- a fight breaks out.
Cul de Sac Hunger Games
In the end, Ben lays dying and Danny is taken away by the militia.
Elsewhere, Charlie hears the shot and comes running. She finds her dad on the ground bleeding and Danny is gone.
Listen, I only have a 1 episode deal, so I’m going to check out now
Ben tells Charlie to go find Miles (Ben’s Brother) in Chicago at The Grand at Walton Place. Charlie tells Ben that he will go with her- because traveling with a bleeding corpse is super convenient. Ben tells her that he can’t go- because he is a bleeding corpse- but Charlie is strong and she has to go find Miles. Ben dies. The Ben Store has closed. He has to get back to “Castle” anyway.
Angrily, sometime later, Charlie is packing her rucksack (because wheelie back packs don’t exist anymore), she stuff her “Return of the Jedi” lunchbox into the sac. Dr. Mom wants Charlie to wait until the next day so she will get some sleep. I know the day my mom was killed by the Militia on horseback, I slept like a baby. Dr. Mom acts like she’s going with Charlie, and Charlie is like – Hells no! Dr. Mom is coming anyway, Charlie is pissed. They set off on their journey and Aaron wearing a perfectly preserved AC/DC T-shirt (Apparently he thought to build a hermetically sealed time capsule in the 10 seconds prior to the lights going out.) is determined to come along as well, maybe the Wizard can give him some courage.
Well, if worse comes to worst, we can always eat him
The 3 set off down the yellow brick road, as they pass through the gates Wisteria Lane we see they actually live in “Sylvania Estates.” (a nice reference to Electricity.)
You two guys get together so I can make a quick sketch of this beautiful spot
The Militia has stopped at a scenic overlook and Neville apologizes to Danny – if he couldn’t take Ben, he had to take Danny. Neville coudn’t go back empty handed. He sends a message off to “General Monroe,” and tells Danny he has his Daddy’s blood on his hands. That should make him a happy prisoner. Of course, Danny is looking for a way to escape.
I think I’ve got a screw loose
I’ve got a serious case of chub rub