Revolution Recap: Sex and Drugs and Sword Fights

The Fantastic Four come to “A Hub” and pull in and Miles tells the Random Guard Dude “Tell Drexel that Miles Matheson is here to see him. He’ll be pissed off if you don’t.”  Looking around they see tons of poppy flowers blooming and Miles said to Aaron “That’s right, heroin in the raw.”

“Poppies.  Poppies will put them to sleeeeeep.”

Aaron wants to know if Drexel is a friend of Miles? Miles replies “I said he could help Nora, I didn’t say he was a friend.” They try to get Nora out of the wagon.

Drexel comes out of “The Hub” and yells “Miles Matheson you son of a bitch!!!” He draws a gun, and the random Guard Dudes follow suit “You have some nerve showing up here.” Aaron and Charlie, also at gun point, put their hands up.

Hands up!  Baby Hands up! 

Jimmy Smits is gonna shoot yo ass right on the front lawn

Drexel puts a revolver to Miles’s head and says “You’re first! On the count of 3, 2, 1…” He pulls the trigger and the chamber is empty. Drexel burst out laughing “You should have seen your face!!! Can’t you take a joke?” Haha that old gag! I always put a gun to the head of my friends as a joke- HYSTERICAL.

Miles is like “Yeah, hilarious.”

Miles, Aaron and Charlie bring Nora inside. Nora is brought down to the basement to the Doctor. Drexel relieves everyone of their weapons. He tells Miles and Aaron he has rooms for them upstairs, including wine and hot baths. Aaron tells Drexel that they are going to stay together. Drexel can’t believe they are turning down his generous hospitality. Aaron tells Drexel he is grateful. Miles just wants to get to Nora.

There are some whores up stairs waiting for Drexel who tells Aaron and Miles that he’s going to bury himself “in tail.” Classy.

In Aaron’s room he drinks from his, seemingly, endless flask of booze. He flashes back to two months after the black out. Aaron’s wife, Priscilla (I don’t think they said her name, I had to search for her actual name.) is sick.

How the f*ck did I end up married to Carrie Ann Inaba?!?!!?

Aaron tells her they need to get out of the city. Aaron, apparently, has lost his glasses. A dude (named Sean) approches them.

This is Sean.  He might be important later.

He says he is not going to hurt them- he wants to know what is wrong with Priscilla? Aaron tells Sean that she can’t hold anything down. Sean thinks she has dysentery. Aaron and ‘Cilla, apparently, got some water from a poopy lake.