Revolution Recap: Sex and Drugs and Sword Fights

Back to NOW, Aaron tells Nora, “I’m not going to shoot you, but I want you to shoot me.” Nora is all – wha wha what?!?!?! Aaron says “Go ahead and shoot me. Miles and Charlie need you. I can’t help anyone. You can help get Danny. Nora! Do it! Or he’ll kill us both.” Nora refuses. Aaron cocks the gun, puts to to his own chest and pulls the trigger.

Chubs is checking out

Cut to commercial. Ok, ok, I KNOW they did not just kill off Aaron. They did not do that. I will not accept it.

Back from commercial, Aaron is on the ground, Drexel kicks him. Aaron sits up, and shoots Drexel.

Take THAT assmunch!

BOOM Aaron’s bottomless flask saved him. He pulls it out of his pocket, it has a bullet hole in it and is twisted and mangled.   He tells the random guards, he just wants to get out of there alive. The random guard tells him to “Grab your crap and go!” I guess his crap = Nora. Which is not very nice Random Guard Dude!!!

Hey!!! Long time no see!  What are you guys doing here?

Aaron and Nora meet up with Miles and Hooker Charlie on the road. If there is a god, he will make Charlie have to finish out the season in this outfit!!! Everyone is ok, but Miles wants to know what happened? Nora says “Aaron shot the son of a bitch.”

Miles responds “THIS Aaron????”

Aaron replies “I think I broke a rib, but yeah. What about you? Did you do it?” Charlie tells him she did not do it. Aaron replies “Good.”

Miles says “So everything turned out OK.” Just as Aaron said it would…

Flashback to 8 weeks after the black out.

Wakie, Wakie, eggs and bac-ie!!!

‘Cilla wakes up and Aaron is gone. He has left his wedding ring and a note.

Whoops, my ring must have slipped off when I was washing the dishes

Glad I remembered to pack my good letterhead

‘Cilla screams for Aaron. They camp packs up and moves on, all the while ‘Cilla looks for Aaron, who is watching her from a distance.

Laters baby

So ‘Cilla didn’t leave Aaron. Aaron left ‘Cilla.

Back at Independence Hall, Danny is brought in and says “I thought Monroe wanted to see me.” The orders were to bring Danny to that room… where is is reunited with Rachel.

Damn it!  I thought I got rid of this jackass 10 years ago.