Phaedra, who’s been absent this whole episode, is bathing Ayden with her mother. They’re giving him sweet tea which I’m sure has at least 53 grams of sugar in it. It’s nice to see him get a head start on ruining his eating habits and teeth. They’re only his first set so he can spare them. I couldn’t undersatnd everything being said but I’m pretty sure they sang a song about pie. When grandma comes around there sure does seem to be a running theme.
Phaedra: Please don’t finish Ayden’s bottle. He hasn’t eaten the last three days you’ve been here.
Phaedra’s mom: He can have it back after he recites the Pledge of Allegiance…in French.
So Cynthia’s storyline this season is throwing parties for NeNe. Good for her. I don’t know how she fits in all of these parties with the booming business of her Agency but she made the right move by befriending NeNe. She would’ve been off of this show after her first season. Anyway, the guys drink in a separate room while the women cackle about a bunch of nonsense while celebrating NeNe’s move to L.A. Peter manages to congratulate Gregg whilst name dropping his former beau Nia Long. Kenya casually shares that people always think she’s Beyonce. I think by always she means never. Porsha says people think she looks like Solange. I wouldn’t spread that. Kandi, instigator on the low, says that makes them sisters. Porsha says she’d emancipate herself. Hold the hell up! How’d she learn that word? Kenya, shockingly, doesn’t bite and lets Porsha’s comments slide. Cynthia eventually toasts NeNe. I think she had a nice time that night.
“I’d like to make a noast to TeTe and your show “The Old Usual”.
They might finally push the beds together and consummate this thing.
Walter and Kenya go fishing. Kenya keeps whining to Walter about Walter. Walter didn’t have time to look over the script so he keeps asking her to answer her own questions. She whines some more. She brings up the Anguilla shower story. He denies any responsibility for the Anguilla shower story. She wants to fix the problem. He wants to fish. She keeps whining. This is fake. I’m over it. If this was a real relationship, I’d get that killer fisherman from the I Know What You Did movies to murder them. Fortunately, she seems to break up with him. I hope this storyline is completely done.
Next week there’s donkey booty video controversy and NeNe’s new house. What’d you think? Do you want more Kenya and Walter? Did Ayden ever get any food or drink?
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