Anyway, Porsha makes her way back over to Kenya and starts up the argument again. This time though, she mentions that she wants Kenya to touch her so she can sue her. “Sue” must be Kenya’s verbal g-spot because she starts leaping around like a howler monkey in heat. I’ve never seen someone so excited by litigation! Nene ultimately holds Kenya back and Cynthia kinda shoos Porsha away. If I were Porsha, I’d tread lightly with all of the old jokes since Cynthia and Nene are in that age group that she keeps mentioning.
Kenya stays earning her paycheck. She lets us know that she looks great. Furthermore, she looks like she just stepped off of that runway in 1993. Also, she is fabulous. She then proceeds to “sashay” pivot and let the world know that she is…
Kenya: Gone with the wind fabulous! Okay!
Cynthia: I will personally find you Chinese sperm if that’ll get you to go to bed.
Nene once again cracks me the hell up when she asks if it’s movie night. Kenya was dead serious with that turn! She had that little dazed look in her eyes after her twirl like a seven year old learning ballet and trying to do a bunch of turns in the mirror. I wanted to pet her. Everyone but Kandi has had the chance to see the full craziness that is Kenya. Next week should take care of that. Walter confronts her about saying that they’re going to get married. I think I read somewhere that he might even leave her there. I didn’t catch all of the previews for next week. Also, I know that I missed some things so feel free to fill in the blanks i.e. Porsha telling Cynthia about Kenya dropping it in front of Peter and Kandi & Todd’s lost footage after their hot tub relations.
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