Anyway, Porsha makes her way back over to Kenya and starts up the argument again. This time though, she mentions that she wants Kenya to touch her so she can sue her. “Sue” must be Kenya’s verbal g-spot because she starts leaping around like a howler monkey in heat. I’ve never seen someone so excited by litigation! Nene ultimately holds Kenya back and Cynthia kinda shoos Porsha away. If I were Porsha, I’d tread lightly with all of the old jokes since Cynthia and Nene are in that age group that she keeps mentioning.
Kenya stays earning her paycheck. She lets us know that she looks great. Furthermore, she looks like she just stepped off of that runway in 1993. Also, she is fabulous. She then proceeds to “sashay” pivot and let the world know that she is…
Kenya: Gone with the wind fabulous! Okay!
Cynthia: I will personally find you Chinese sperm if that’ll get you to go to bed.
Nene once again cracks me the hell up when she asks if it’s movie night. Kenya was dead serious with that turn! She had that little dazed look in her eyes after her twirl like a seven year old learning ballet and trying to do a bunch of turns in the mirror. I wanted to pet her. Everyone but Kandi has had the chance to see the full craziness that is Kenya. Next week should take care of that. Walter confronts her about saying that they’re going to get married. I think I read somewhere that he might even leave her there. I didn’t catch all of the previews for next week. Also, I know that I missed some things so feel free to fill in the blanks i.e. Porsha telling Cynthia about Kenya dropping it in front of Peter and Kandi & Todd’s lost footage after their hot tub relations.
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Kenya’s turn was so ridiculous and even more ridiculous the second time that all you could do was laugh. I am surprised that the ladies didn’t laugh right there in her face. I know I would have like “what the hell girl…did you just twirl…bitch, take your crazy self to bed.”
The wedding was really sweet. Even though I don’t like Peter I still don’t think people should ruin the wedding day. So I am happy they got the redo.
I have implemented the Walter cough in my day to day life when people ask me questions that I have no answer too because they came from bullshit. Thanks Wally!
Wow… that I can feel a glimmer of genuine “awwwww, that’s sweet” from this show is saying something. The wedding redo was sweet and Peter was not a horse’s ass. It’s a festivus for the rest of us!
Lord, crazy Kenya Crisco- the only cocktail she should be having is one with prescribed pills. Is this bitch cray cray or what? After all that screaming and the battle of idiots with Porsha, she ends her night sashaying, shanteing and claiming to be “gone with the wind” fabulous? The one movie that most black women look at and go “uhhhhhhhhh…yeah……it’s classic….” while trying to change the subject? Where does that come from? The only third shift in that room going on is Walter trying to stay awake in the bathtub and checking the lock and Kenya swirling around a Brides magazine, chanting.
What is the point of the hair/makeup folks if that is the best that can be done?
I love Phaedra’s reaction to any sort of fighting. Sidle up to the goodies and start nibbling.
LAC I think white women have issues with doing African American hair. I used to get so mad watching makeover shows on Jenny Jones or Ricki Lake…AND…you know you watched too
Any who I would watch the shows and think “did they put any heat on that girl’s hair?!?!?!” It looks like a freakin poof ball.
So as I was watching the lady flat iron Porsche’s hair I said where is the traction? She’s not pulling anything straight like that and it would have needed to be SUPER straight to with stand the heat and humidity hence the curly hair for Kandi and Phaedra and the wigs for Cynthia.
Has anyone heard else heard the talk about Walter going on a radio station last week and basically confessing that his relationship with Kenya was a set up. They dated years ago, and she called him up when she got booked on RHOA to fake the relationship? Girl, BYE http://www.crushable.com/2012/12/11/entertainment/walter-jackson-gay-kenya-moore-miss-usa-real-housewives-of-atlanta-rhoa-season-5-fake-relationship-boyfriend-girlfriend-cheating-bravo-producers/
@LAC….Glad you said it. Kenya embarassed herself something fierce saying that!
LBoogie, “Seriously, what 31 year old woman without kids brags that she doesn’t clean or work?” I’d sat GG from Shahs brags about the same…but does she really count?
I do love Phaedra soemthing fierce but, I will now forever look at her and say to myself, daym how did that church lady get herself such a hawt man! That’s sinful! She did look good with that high bun. Good call in the humidity!
Nene’s movie night comment during Kenya’s crazy twirl was great, but the highlight was definitely Phaedra’s church lady “alright, now”.
And of course black people love a white party. White is the one color, that no matter how light or dark, all of us black people look good wearing. The only other race that comes close to looking as good in white in as we do, are the Latinos. There are times though when white can go wrong on black people. Like when my uncle got married. His wife-to-be who was Peter black decided to wear a frilly, fluffy, snow white wedding dress, that even a Disney princess would think was too much. But what do you expect from someone whose wedding colors were navy blue and burgundy red.
Classy! LOL!! Yes, I did watch it and I would be like, “get some oil and heat going on that hair, child or else don’t do it!” That is why I cling to my hairdresser like Kenya to a Zales jewelry display. He moves, I move…
navy blue and burgundy red!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! *gasp* “Peter black” @Sag, you are on posting punishment for even repeating such a story…HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
@LAC, I have gone all over the city for my hairdresser. I wouldn’t care where she lived.
@LO, we went over that last week in the comments. Derek Hazelton posted a few youtube clips.
I;ve been with mine for 8 years she works a good 30 miles from where I live. NO JOKE.
Gypsy – I believe you, girl!!
@classy, thanks for the shout out! LOL, but this episode was so hysterical that I tweeted to @Flipit that this show is going downhill when the new girls steal “non-motherfucking factor” from Evelyn of Basketball Wives.
So, I lost my job a few weeks ago, so I have nothing but time but to search for Youtube clips. BTW, did anyone else see Porscha on Wendy Williams this past week or maybe it was last week (the night after she was on WWHL) and she mentioned that one of her storylines this season is a miscarriage?
She talked about it briefly at the OBGYN last week or the week before. Peter’s hubby, I mean her hubby was there with her. It was boring, just like Porsha.
I saw that on Wendy yesterday also Derek. I hate you lost your job. People hire more in the first quarter so I hope you find something soon.
And if I hear one more reality star say that someone is a non mutherfuckin factor I just might scream. I never thought it was all that clever when Eve first said it anyway.
Kenya is just so over the top dramatic, I had to laugh. Did she forget she was in Anguilla, and not a guest at Tara? I can hear Mammy now, “get along child, you ain’t never gonna land a man, acting like that!”
Thanks for a great recap!
As usual I’m a little late to the party, but holy *shit* I almost fell out when reading this:
“Excuse me for not knowing that U.S.A and America aren’t the
same country. My grandfather did not believe in segregation! I don’t see color!”
Ms. Boogie, I’ve posted a comment or two here at RHOA and never been acknowledged, but that is SO forgiven considering the quality recaps-man-ship shown here. That whole Kenya/Bambi conversation had me almost spewing Coca-Cola out of my nose. Well done! You may have just made my top five recappers list
“I really think this girl is special, like Corky special. A few weeks ago, she held up three fingers when she said four, she doesn’t know the number of days in a year, she said her grandfather died in ’98 when it was ’00.”
…and it just keeps getting better!
Sorry I’m comment crazy tonight…ah, hell, no one has been here in two days so I’m just amusing myself. LAC said:
“The only third shift in that room going on is Walter trying to stay awake in the bathtub and checking the lock and Kenya swirling around a Brides magazine, chanting.”
Holy shit I love the Gasm and my fellow Gasmii. Laughter truly is the best medicine for the end of a shitty-ass-freezing-cold-in-Florida weekend WORKday.
AmyOops, comment away! I was literally thinking today that I feel so bad about not talking back. Ever since my tenants decided not to pay for their internet, I haven’t had internet. The only way to get on is through my cell or tablet and it takes forever. Verizon works great everywhere except my house!! Even when I type the recaps, it literally takes an extra hour or two b/c the service is so spotty. I LOVE reading comments though. It’s a windy, freezing Saturday night in NJ and, well, I have no life
. I’m glad you enjoy…and yes, the comments crack me up too!
While I’m on here, @classy drunk I love anything that references Jenny Jones. I miss those “I went from Geek to Chic” episodes. You guys remember the Rio infomercial? If I’d had money and parental permission, I would’ve been all over that. I can straighten my hair and snack on it?! It was a relief from the mess you’d see on talk show makeover episodes. Even on ANTM the hairdressers didn’t know what to do with that girl’s hair the first season. I think it was Ebony? And Derek, sorry to hear that
. I didn’t see Porsha but I heard she tried to kiss up to women over 40. Thanks for reading and commenting guys!
Oh, damn, L Boogie. NJ? Somehow I don’t feel so cold anymore…
Oh, and I feel ya on the internet thing. No sweat
LBoogie, We have Verizon, and don’t get reception in our house as well. Mr Z looked up the coverage area online and we are well in the coverage area. It is just we are in a bunch of trees. He called and we got a Verizon wireless router….for free. It is much better being able to walk around the house and do thing while talking on the phone then having to sit in 1 room and not move and inch.
Hey guys! I can’t comment on the new RHOA recap.
Hey classy, trying to figure it out.Thanks!