Nene rides a horse. She says that she hopes the horse doesn’t look at her. I know there’s a veneer joke in there but I can’t do it so close to the holidays. She gets on, is really scared and then gets off and promptly gets a drink.
While they’re relaxing on the beach, Cynthia pulls Kenya aside and tells her that she was rude at the Jet Beauty of the Week casting. Kenya explains that she wore inappropriate clothing when she was started doing pageants. One of the judges pulled her aside and told her to change her attire. Key words: pulled aside. She did all of this quite publicly. Kenya claims that the cocchie crack girl contacted her and thanked her for the national embarassment. Kenya wants to handle people the way she would in her environment. Cynthia keeps saying that it wasn’t her environment. It was the Bailey Agency School of Fashionable Magic and Dark Arts! Nene and Phaedra come over and Kenya suddenly wants to end the conversation becuase it’s two months after the fact.Cynthia says that she didn’t realize Kenya would be around that long. Kenya takes the easy way out of an endless argument: roll around on the ground until the voices stop.
Coochie Crack: Not the real thing but an incredible simulation
Nene leads the girls in a yoga class on the beach. I think she said it was Zen and hood. Whatever it was, it involved butt jiggling and splits. The splits are catching; Kyle in BH, Joe in NJ and now Kandi and Kenya. NY and OC need to catch up!
“This is definitely real yoga. I saw it at Tyler Perry’s house.”
That evening the couples get together for dinner. The story turns to how they all got engaged. It’s so sweet. Of course Kenya looks and feels out of place. Peter gets up to make a toast and says that Walter only has a few hours left to propose. Walter is surprised that Kenya told people he would propose and Kenya runs off in pretend embarassment.
Walter: Kenya, what did you tell these people?!
Kenya: Hold on. I’m getting a message from my home planet.
Walter can not believe that she told peple that he would propose. Kenya said that he said anything could happen in the next three days. She feels that he is being mean and she says that she is going back to the hotel. He tells the driver to make sure she gets back safely. Kenya decides to star in a one woman production of Into the Woods and weeps in ilence. Just before she’s about to break into song, Phaedra walks over and comforts her because everybody knows the jungle isn’t safe…from Kenya.
Kenya: Oh Phaedra! Let me put my face back on. I’m actually Viola Davis. I’m doing research for Law & Order: Crazy Bitches Unit.