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Tuesday, January 1, 2013
11:43 pm
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Phaedra tells Kenya that everybody knows that the only one looking for a husband is the one who doesn’t have one. I kinda get what ashe’s saying but it would be a little illegal to live otherwise. She tells her that it’s more work than it’s worth and since Walter has a penis he can’t understand anything. Apollo unecessarily shows up and says that if you really want it, wait until the walls come down and it’ll flow. I think he just told Kenya to wait for Phaedra to fall asleep so they can get it do it in the pool. Kenya seems like she has time for bacterial vaginosis. They walk away peacefully.
But wait…there’s more!!
This week, the group has returned from Anguilla and there’s a whole lotta nothing to do in Atlanta. I’ll try to make this painless as well. There were some gems this episode but I did find myself nodding off a little. Nene, the puppetmaster of Atlanta, meets with Kenya to get a grasp on her real personality.
“Never mind my outfit. I’m getting into character for my new show: Apache Wars.”
Kenya doesn’t mind the outfit because she’s used to abuse. That’s also why she didn’t like the way Walter was talking to her in Anguilla. Kenya still will not say that this relationship was fake but if it is, it’s not cool to put Walter’s name anywhere near her tale of abuse. If the relationship is real, she’s just dumb. No one was buying their relationship anyway. Nene humors her and feels that Walter is just not into her and if all Kenya wants is a baby, they can get a turkey baster and homeboy on the corner. Please be advised that homeboy on the corner = her son Bryson.
Porsha has Cynthia and Kandi over to her house for drinks and cake. I keep seeing this combo and I do not get it. It seems like combining alcohol and cake is a great way to make use of Porsha’s 5 or 6 or 10 bathrooms. Porsha doesn’t know how many bedrooms she has. Normally I’d say this is a sign of excess but in Porsha’s case, I think it’s remarkable that she knew what a bathroom was without using flashcards. After they’ve all settled in with their diabetes snacks, Porsha tells them about the yam village in Africa. Kandi states the obvious which is that it could be hereditary. Porsha finally starts to question the validity of this blogspot entry on which her life is based. Kandi tells her to try out the theory first. Porsha agrees to be the test dummy. Sometimes these recaps just write themselves…Anyway, they talk a little bit about Walter and Kenya and they agree that the whole thing is weird. Even weirder is that Kenya slept on the couch that last night in Anguilla. Even weirder, Walter slept on the floor.
Phaedra and Apollo meet with Kenya to discuss their workout DVD. Kenya is very impressive as she rattles off all of their options but they are less impressive when they reveal that they have no budget, title, workout or reason to be married other than Ayden. Apollo wants a tougher and longer workoutso that people can get results and Phaedra feels that not everyone wants to do a crazy workout and her body is a stunning example of what thirty minutes can do. He doesn’t get it. Their last thirty minute workout resulted in stretch marks and a blown out honeypot. Kenya, always good at resolving conflict, presents them with a DVD of her film “The Confidant” in which she played a hooker for at least a part of it. That provides the gateway to ask if they have tried role playing. they have not. Kenya feels that Phaedra needs to step up her game. Phaedra must really be a southern belle because if she was talking to my man like that, Kenya would be hearing bells, whistles, ambulance sirens, her burning flesh and referee whistles among other things.
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Thanks for the non-stop laughter! Good to go to bed in a good mood.
Damn! Apollo really knows how to tongue a big hole… “sorry”
Great recap!
I like Nene, Phaedra, and Kandi a lot this season. They seem like they are having a good time despite their contractual obligations to RHOA.
I did not think it was possible, but Cynthia is even more boring this season. But she did inadvertently provide the best reference of the recap: \The Bailey Agency/School? of Fashionable Magic and Dark Arts.\ Seriously, what is her \business\ exactly? Has she accomplished anything with it? Or is she just going to hawk booze like all the other \real\ housewives?
Porsha is definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but she seems harmless enough. I just don’t think she is cut out to hang with these women over the long haul.
Kenya is beyond delusional. If she isn’t careful, she will be committed to a psych hospital someday! It is crystal clear to me why she isn’t married or a mother; no sane man can put up with her and she obviously hasn’t met the right kind of crazy guy. Btw, I *loved* the line \Kenya seems like she has time for bacterial vaginosis!\
I am soooo glad Kim is gone. She made my skin crawl with her fake hair, fake boobs, and endless whining. She truly was the most classless of the group, although admittedly that is not saying a whole lot.
Keep up the good work, LB!
@L Boogie I don’t know about now but back in the day Clermont Lounge was where everybody that did any kind of performance art or in a band played at least once a yr. And went to late at night after playing somewhere else. And after they got a Majestic special. And some birth control from the Plaza Pharmacy.
It’s true people do strip there. Including some older people. But it’s so not a strip club. There’s not really any way to explain the Clermont Lounge. Except that Bravo doesn’t have any business even knowing about it. Much less shooting scenes there. It’s for artists. Not them.
That’s so weird how you mentioned Cynthia being dressed up like Run DMC. Because I was just getting tuned up to say I don’t think Greggg’s got isn’t the regular kind of developmental sickness.
He’s got the Suburban Husband Syndrome. Like Rev Run. 1 of the symptoms is when they can’t be around a pool without taking a fish net to it. They’ll stay there an hour trying to get 1 leaf. Like it was a game at 6 Flags where they could win a big plush duck.
I’ve started hoping Porsha’s playing a character. Even though that’d mean she’s also playing us. It’s just I hate to see so much shame brought on that family.
Anyway she’s lying about her part in the twirl fight. She totally called Kenya out of her name. They even ran tape to prove it. I think Kenya did it 1st. But still.
Kenya made me mad including Walter in her abuse too. Even if she wasn’t paying him we haven’t seen him do 1 abusive thing to her. Not wanting to marry somebody doesn’t count as abuse. Shoot, we’d all be in jail. Serving a consecutive term for every single victim.
He hasn’t made her any promises. He even told her family straight up that he does want to settle down 1 day. But they’re just getting to know each other. That’s as polite as you can get if somebody makes you meet their family when it’s way too early days and or something you know’s not ever going to be serious.
The same way “anything can happen” is the polite way to say “no way no how” to somebody without hurting their feelings. No matter how much she paid him you know he didn’t sign up to get called an abuser. Or for her to try to trick him into saying he’d marry her on tv. I wonder if he could sue her for sexual harrassment.
What you know about the Clermont Lounge kthxbai?!?!!?
It’s an Atlanta landmark. Everyone must go as least once and have Blondie crush a beer can with her boobs for you.
IMO all of the RHA people are as dumb as a bag of rock. I listen to them and think” WTF they are saying and why?”. All “husbands” seem so dumb and uneducated. Walter has a really stupid and glassy-eyed face. Porsha, Cynthia, Peter, Appolo, Porsha’s husband, and the rest of MENSA Atlanta Edition memebers… You just know that even though the wheel is spinning, the hamster is long dead.
P.S. I love how Kandy manages to talk through closed mouth, yet chews with her big mouth wide open. Klassy!
Phaedra is pregnant again. Just thought I’d mention that since my captcha is carry on.
piggy backing Cali…Nene is supposedly engaged again to Gregg.
I would think that f-ing Apollo would be much more enjoyable that f-ing Gregg.
I was too distracted by Cynthia’s god-awful blue / grey / gunmetal eyeshadow for the past three episodes to really give a shit about anything else.
Don’t get me wrong, I love me some color….but it aint working for her and what she’s wearing.
@aliens. I thought I was the only one grossed out by the way Kandi eats. Her lips are always greasy and her lower jaw rotates around like a cow chewing its cud. A cow wearing too much lipgloss, that is.
@L Boogie, are you on Twitter? Cuz, I’d love to know your thoughts on this show as it’s happening in real time…..
@Derek Hazelton, I’m on Twitter @RealLaurenSmith. I’m one of those weirdos who doesn’t totally get how to use it so I don’t that much BUT I like your idea! This’ll be my new thing for 2013. I’m trying new things everyday, 265 things to be exact.
LOL, the only reason I suggest it is because @belowsealevel tweeted with me and @Gypsy during RHONY. It’s actually a great time to live tweet with others (plus, it’s a shorthanded way to remember the show without having to watch it 3 or 4 times!). My asking was more selfish than anything else. If I blow up your Twitter on Sunday nights, don’t block me!
I’m @dqh257 on there, so I’ll find and “follow” you.
Kenya’s crazy eyes creep me out….I hope it’s an act, but what we’ve heard about her…….hmmmm, not so much.