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Phaedra tells Kenya that everybody knows that the only one looking for a husband is the one who doesn’t have one. I kinda get what ashe’s saying but it would be a little illegal to live otherwise. She tells her that it’s more work than it’s worth and since Walter has a penis he can’t understand anything. Apollo unecessarily shows up and says that if you really want it, wait until the walls come down and it’ll flow. I think he just told Kenya to wait for Phaedra to fall asleep so they can get it do it in the pool. Kenya seems like she has time for bacterial vaginosis. They walk away peacefully.
But wait…there’s more!!
This week, the group has returned from Anguilla and there’s a whole lotta nothing to do in Atlanta. I’ll try to make this painless as well. There were some gems this episode but I did find myself nodding off a little. Nene, the puppetmaster of Atlanta, meets with Kenya to get a grasp on her real personality.
Kenya doesn’t mind the outfit because she’s used to abuse. That’s also why she didn’t like the way Walter was talking to her in Anguilla. Kenya still will not say that this relationship was fake but if it is, it’s not cool to put Walter’s name anywhere near her tale of abuse. If the relationship is real, she’s just dumb. No one was buying their relationship anyway. Nene humors her and feels that Walter is just not into her and if all Kenya wants is a baby, they can get a turkey baster and homeboy on the corner. Please be advised that homeboy on the corner = her son Bryson.
Porsha has Cynthia and Kandi over to her house for drinks and cake. I keep seeing this combo and I do not get it. It seems like combining alcohol and cake is a great way to make use of Porsha’s 5 or 6 or 10 bathrooms. Porsha doesn’t know how many bedrooms she has. Normally I’d say this is a sign of excess but in Porsha’s case, I think it’s remarkable that she knew what a bathroom was without using flashcards. After they’ve all settled in with their diabetes snacks, Porsha tells them about the yam village in Africa. Kandi states the obvious which is that it could be hereditary. Porsha finally starts to question the validity of this blogspot entry on which her life is based. Kandi tells her to try out the theory first. Porsha agrees to be the test dummy. Sometimes these recaps just write themselves…Anyway, they talk a little bit about Walter and Kenya and they agree that the whole thing is weird. Even weirder is that Kenya slept on the couch that last night in Anguilla. Even weirder, Walter slept on the floor.
Phaedra and Apollo meet with Kenya to discuss their workout DVD. Kenya is very impressive as she rattles off all of their options but they are less impressive when they reveal that they have no budget, title, workout or reason to be married other than Ayden. Apollo wants a tougher and longer workoutso that people can get results and Phaedra feels that not everyone wants to do a crazy workout and her body is a stunning example of what thirty minutes can do. He doesn’t get it. Their last thirty minute workout resulted in stretch marks and a blown out honeypot. Kenya, always good at resolving conflict, presents them with a DVD of her film “The Confidant” in which she played a hooker for at least a part of it. That provides the gateway to ask if they have tried role playing. they have not. Kenya feels that Phaedra needs to step up her game. Phaedra must really be a southern belle because if she was talking to my man like that, Kenya would be hearing bells, whistles, ambulance sirens, her burning flesh and referee whistles among other things.