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Nene is shooting the cover of Ebony for their power issue. There was a minor controversy over it but I don’t think it’s a big deal. Who better to celebrate on Ebony than a Black woman who seems to be trying to physically un-Blacken everyday?
Cynthia has become a spokesperson for a wine and they’re having a launch party at Bar One. Apollo shows off his Biblical knowledge and quotes a verse about Jesus and wine. Incidentally, his knowledge begins AND ends there. The guys all hang out in one area and the girls hang out in another. Peter asks Apollo about what it was like to be in jail. It sounds really bad. He wasn’t able to go outside for 16 months until he was on trash detail and was able to feel rain on his very first day. That’s deep.
Kenya is still talking about Walter, ugh! He’s on his way to the event and she still needs to know if she’s the one.
They literally greeted each other like they barely know or like each other. Anyway, Kenya finds out that Walter had been there for 10 minutes and took shots already. For a fake relationship she sure is annoying. If I were pretending to be in love, I’d be playing the perfect woman so that when I broke up the fake relationship I’d be looking like a real catch. Porsha takes Kenya aside and tries to make amends but it doesn’t work out well. Kenya is already fake angry at Walter and tells Porsha that she doesn’t see them being friends.
They kinda sorta agree to be cordial. By the way, Kordell tried to get in the conversation but Kenya made him step aside. He wasted no time jumping back in, along with Cynthia, as soon as she left. Porsha tried to tell her side of the story but Kordell kept telling her to drop it. It may have been the 10 shots of tequila he had. Cynthia thinks it’s strange that he won’t let Porsha talk and fill her contractual agreement to drag out a stupid argument to mind numbingly stupid lengths.
Porsha: Today Kordell taught me a new song: AB C D E F G H I J K –
Kordell: I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s a little pitchy dawg.
Cynthia: I think we may have classes at The Bailey Agency University of Singing & Such that’ll help.
Over at the guys table, Peter brings up the divorce story. Apollo refers to Phaedra as a goddamn beast who’s on one million everyday. That would be the most romantic Valentine’s Day card ever! Seriously though, Phaedra must get turned on by stuff like that because as you probably know, she’s pregnant in real time. At the girl’s table, Cynthia brings it up and Phaedra dismisses it by saying she laughed at the story. What a coincidence. Apollo saunters over right at that moment.